Rossikk:
This country will shake the world.

In fact we're already shaking the world.

But more to come.

See how Dangote Refinery is making the whole world tremble, especially Europe.

What will they say when we now complete our 35 billion dollar gas pipeline that is heading straight to Europe as we speak?

That will end Russia's status as the monopoly supplier to Europe, and triple our annual income.

We better go and start adding nuclear capability to our military.

Because I don't think Putin is finding all these moves by Nigeria funny at all.

I'm sure he's sitting somewhere laughing and saying ''see small nyash dey shake''.

But we go show am say Naija no dey carry last.

Triple our annual income only for them to steal more than half of it. We won't feel the effect bro.

Please I am in urgent need of a sewage/soakaway evacuation truck for services at MINT ESTATE, MOPOL ZONE,....OKE IRA-NLA, AJAH.

WHATSAPP OR CALL
08054389119

ubunja:
not necessarily so. I just wanted to make it clear. There's no other place I have posted my work. Western American platforms are always banning and closing down channels and accounts I wouldn't trust them with my articles. I think NL is secure enough in that regard. I don't know.

Do you have a Facebook page?

sacajawea:

Okay. But me I'm talking about something different here, something more specific.
Original Visas, work permit and even passports

I created tow other threads exploring these where I asked if OLUWOLE still dey? I had all these in mind when creating these threads

Oluwole dey but as expected e don cast now and it's beginning to set back Nigerians seeking resident permit. Costs at least 20,000rmb and at least 400k naira for documents (degree and police character document. ) this cost is not visa and passport inclusive

Briller:
Follow the story. It wasn't a hookup. It was supposed to be a business meeting with a supposed prospective client that went wrong. The guy is a human trafficker and organ harvester.

Is business meeting the new name for hook up. Dey play!

EmiDon11:
Couldn't explain if this a coincidence or just lord's doing
I was craving for noodles earlier today, but couldn't cook it cuz if carrots.

So, i decided to enter my sisters room to check if she packed her clothes together with mime and found this God sent long carrot.
I am the happiest man alive now.
Though it seems as if the carrot had contact with red oil, maybe when she was cooking but it's still okay.
I will update u guys when I'm done cooking my noodles 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

You fit carry belle if you chop am ..

Ezeama400:


Source: StatiSense Via ICPC

If Rivers state is number 7 this statistics is not true.

sacajawea:

Okay, as in the runs is there too?
Cos I learnt Chinese are usually an integral part of these things... Cos they are perfect in imitation.

There is work(factory work or marketing agents to help traders who come for purchases) if you know your way and understand language

I am in China and I must confess that many people that got visas within the last 3 months for China Trade fair are not coming back. sampa or Japa mode already activated.

Am coming back though

AdamsMosesOma:
Tiktoker Peller has criticized OAP Nedu Wazobia, holding him responsible for all the endless backlash directed at popular influencer Saida Boj.

In response, Peller blamed “Nedu the Newspaper” for the criticism and online drama involving Saida Boj. He questioned why Nedu had invited Saida Boj to his podcast four times, allowing her to make more controversial statements, suggesting it was to keep her in the news... WATCH VIDEO: https://www.gistreel.com/peller-faults-nedu-wazobia-for-every-backlash-against-saida-boj/

Did Nedu force her to be on his show?

Testiebobo:
I had a brief arguement with a lady. Although, i had my fault and accepted it. Then she began to insult me and said abusive and offensive words to me. I got angry and began to give her same replies. She said "am i mad?, am i crazy? I dont like corrections? In yoruba.
Then i angrily said i'hv heard! That is enough. Before i knew it she got close to me and gave me a irritating slap PHAW!!
I was like what! I wanted to do something crazy, but my mind told me those things;
Her boyfriend was there
She is a woman, and i could injure her
I would have faults in two ways
I wasnt trained to beat a woman
She is a bit older than me
I just gave her warnings that in her entire life, she should never try that rubbish with me again. And i departed angrily.
In your mind what am i suppose to do to the lady?

If you are ot in Benin republic where it's a crime to lay hands on a woman abeg whoze am back. Better go for return match. I hate nonsense

Bobloco:


https://dailytrust.com/sit-at-home-bullet-rain-on-soldiers-as-ipob-militants-run-wild-in-abia/




https://www.facebook.com/share/p/go4iuebwGjEUutQT/?mibextid=oFDknk




https://www.facebook.com/share/p/5aP6YG6W6yvescv6/?mibextid=oFDknk

I think the military purposely sent Ibo indigenes to these areas.

imam07:
Hi guys. I need guy's response on this topic. I hv a girlfriend that we both have been enjoying ourselves sexually for sometimes now. But what I noticed is dat her down there doesn't have any smell at all. Because I use to hear pussy has it's own smell apart from those dat have dirty smell. I am a person who is very sensitive to pussy odor. It pissed me off. D funny thing is most of these young clean face and clean dressed ladies do have this dirty pussy odor dat you u dont even expect them to have it. But this lady am talking about no dey do makeup, no dey use special body cream and no perfume. I no dey smell any foul smell during bed game.
For ladies and guys, is this normal for pussy to be odorless?

Please go ahead and give her head.

EmekaStanley:
Lately I have been seeing lots of parrots videos on my fyp on TikTok, especially the talking ones. I found it so cute and amazing.

This afternoon on my way back to the office, I saw a guy selling these parrots, na so I call am, bought the parrots, 2-in-1 for that matter.

Getting to the office, as a new and first time pet owner, I was excited.

I noticed that if I tried to to get close to the parrots via the cage, they turned their backs especially the smaller one.

I didn't know what prompted me to try bringing the birds out from the cage with my hands, one of the birds grabbed my finger with it's beak and bit me real hard.

It gave a cut that bled more than I'll ever imagine.

Long story short, I just told my office assistant to carry the birds to her house. I no do pet owner again.

Imagine if this had bitten any of my kids.

Same day I owned a pet, same day I became petless.

ES

You should have exercised more patience with them. Every new pet would need some time to know it's new owner and of course they will definitely come through especially if you strictly feed them yourself they must get to know the boss.

officialwdhtv:
"The deeper you go, the nothing we feel" - Lady says

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-B0eTbQMM

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C39V1sVPqi6/?igsh=eHMyOWRqZ3dpaWx3

She is saying the candid truth. Girls are more aroused by sensations on the outside ...clitoris, uretra and vulva

UniversityGist0:


https://leadership.ng/socialite-adelabu-kills-wife-commits-suicide-in-ondo/



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/ondo-socialite-kills-wife-after-catching-her-with-security-guard-in-bed-commits-suicide/amp/

Do you mean only the security guard survived with his dick?

Fineman2:


https://c.newsnow.co.uk/A/1217644552?-14432:11

Vladimir Putin na you do this one....

Two brothers in arms meet.

Ghen Ghen Ghen

freshandsoft:
Which mopol zone; I mean place of location...

Oke Ira Nla
Ajah

Nackzy:
Na my friends own dey surprise me pass no matter how hungry and broke you are, they will never dash you money rather they can buy alcohol worth 50k for you, stupid motherfuckers, any friend that tells you let's eat first b4 we drink is a good friend

Aswear the friends I have in Mopol zone, Ajah are like this. Once you come out in the morning as early as 7am you can drink till night, no one will offer you food. I always escape to eat at home and rest, but once I am out again we will drink till night... With or without money you must high

nairalandkachy1:

https://dailynigerian.com/insecurity-fct-lacks-equipment/

What happened to all the money budgeted for security surveillance cameras in Abuja? With the way technology has advanced especially in terms of security, I don't understand why the FCT doesn't have city wide coverage with CCTV cameras, linked directly to a live situation room in the Police HQ

God1000:
This is serious

Why arresting her, I guess because she opened the Pandora box

According to Army ethics it's wrong for her to go public like this. It's almost like a treasonable offense

Mysteriousworld:
My neighbor and his wife are always fighting...
What bothers me is their son, the marriage isnt healthy for him.
For the first time, i helped them settle their fight yesterday.
I listened to them both.
The mans complain is that his wife doesnt respect him at all, for example, she says ; "im going to pure the dustbin away" then she doesnt return in another 2 hrs, she wont pick calls or she left her phone at home,(he claims hes sure shes not cheating, because thats where my mind went) when she gets back and he complains, she'll now start her own anger, saying he has no right to tell her that....shes not a child and so on....(the man doesnt police her, just expects her to tell him her whereabout).
She finds it hard to say sorry(he says that scares him)
She's never wrong.... And always has an excuse for being wrong...a narcissist i guess.

The wife says everything the man complained about is unnecessary, says he complains about unnecessary things... He complains too much.... Thats her problem with him.(she was in tears through out)

This is what caused the fight yesterday...
They were playing and happy till they decided to go out together... Then the husband noticed her waist beads, thats where quarrel started, to the point that she bite him, and he slapped her back.... All in the eyes of their son.
He said the first day they started dating, she was wearing waist bead, he told her he hates it and she removed it immediately.... Only for her to start wearing it after marriage... He said he had been complaining about it for 6 months now, until yesterday when he insisted she must remove it...

To cut the long story short, he said hes done with the marriage, and to my surprise she said she is too, she left to sleep in a guest house yesterday, says shes coming to park her load this morning...
She said she'll leave with her son , he said she cant leave with his son... I guess thats where therell be issue this morning, based on the custody of the child.

The story long but this is a summary...
Pls... Matured minds on nairaland....
Im confused and dont know if i should try and help them settle it... Because a part of me is thinking its better for them to go separate ways, since none of them is ready to bow to the other... At the same time... Im thinking i can help them settle it...
Its just clear there will be a big issue on who takes the child this morning if they decide to end it.

OP please remain on the fence. Don't interfere unless in it's to separate fight. Let those wearing the shoes judge their matter. Separation or divorce is better than a toxic or violent marriage.

Macdeey:
That time when We really need DCP Abba Kyari and da Boyz !

You lie...

abc115:
JUST IN: Police Tactical Squads reportedly Arrest Abuja-Based Kidnappers, Gunrunners, Recover Weapons. Also 3 Bwari-based kidnappers arrested by IRT according to Force PRO. MopDemAll

https://twitter.com/DejiAdesogan/status/1748705967137526053

Where are these automatic hand guns coming from?

Omihanifa:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.tori.ng/amp/259148/blogger-arraigned-for-defaming-guru-maharaj-ji.html

He may be saying the truth but sadly he obviously doesn't have enough evidence to support his claims.

Jennyclay:
She was only trying to defend herself from the hand of that rapist and woman beater!

In his next life he won’t rape or raise his filthy hands on a woman.

I just hope the court understands because she was only trying to defend herself. The man made the first attempt, he brought out the walking cane to use on her for denying him sex.

Serial Rapist!!

Their first round wasn't rape. Just one more round would have avoided all this.

You sleep for man house till day break, what did you expect? One round?

Islie:


https://thenationonlineng.net/how-woman-26-killed-married-lover-in-rivers/

#NOGREEFORANYBODY
Just one Extra round and there would have been piss.

We should just give this babe the PRO award.
Well deserved.

WriterNig:
🇷🇺 Russian President Vladimir Putin took a dip in icy waters to mark the Orthodox feast of Epiphany in the wee hours of January 19, Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters.

When asked if the president had taken an Epiphany dip, Peskov said: "Yes, he did it to mark Epiphany according to tradition."

Epiphany (Baptism) bathing is one of the oldest folk traditions existing in Russia. The Christian holiday commemorates the baptism of Jesus in the Jordan River.

Orthodox believers across the world celebrate the Baptism of the Lord, one of the main Christian holidays, on January 19. Epiphany bathing usually takes place in the early morning hours of January 19.

The Kremlin first publicized Putin’s Epiphany exploits in 2018. According to Peskov, previously, the president followed the tradition, but didn’t advertise it. Last year, the head of state took his icy dip in a Moscow suburb.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wceabg3KQg?feature=shared

See a fit president na. I challenge BAT to show us his ABS or even if it's moobs let's see

DyingFetus:
my current plan is to smash a bunch of painkillers down with alcohol and then rope myself
what kind of pills should i use? i dont have any prescriptions

Why not just hug the nearest transformer...

officialwdhtv:
Man narrates his disheartening experience applying for Chinese visa with his Nigerian passport.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itiEasP2Ggg

Truly the strict profiling of Nigerian citizens and their passports has been going on for quite some time, and it's because of the bad reputation immigrant Nigerians caused, by dealing in drugs, duping, murder, robbery, and many other criminal vices. They will scan your passport for fake and thereafter scan their own embassy issued visa thoroughly. Other Africans will be waived easily, even if it's the most uninfluential country..Nigerians will be made to spend several extra minutes going through thorough search and scan of body and luggages even also using sniffer dogs.... If you haven't experienced it personally you won't understand how disheartening it is to be subjected to such discrimination just because of some bad eggs.

But you won't blame the Chinese government who are well known for their high handedness and strict laws. Now imagine this true life incident that happened in China some years back..... A ibo business woman (matured and advanced in age too) went to China for the first time and on getting into town she happened to meet an Ibo man who was said to have been in China for long (probably without valid documents and visa) and he was fluent in Chinese language, so he deceived the woman into helping her around and also show her where to get the items she came for. Instead of her lodging in a hotel, he convinced her to save the money and come over to his place since she was only there for at most 2 or 3 weeks, while promising her comfort....

Do you know they butchered this woman and took all her money she came to shop with, put her in a deep freezer and fled from the house completely. There is always light so it took the neighbours about 2 weeks when there was a short power failure and the decomposing body had started to ooze. The neighbours traced the bad odour to these Nigerians flat (it was a shared flat with about 2or 3 people.) And having previously observed their absence for some time it added to their suspicion and they called the police who came and broke down the door and upon search found the woman's lifeless, mutilated and butchered body with a strong stench of decay in a freezer. This was the height of inhumanity meted out to a Nigerian by a fellow Nigerian. they now carried out a manhunt and eventually caught them with their advanced security system..... The Chinese government thereafter embarked on a serious house to house inspection and hotel raids searching for illegal immigrants,particularly and especially Nigerians. many were arrested, many jailed and many deported and some got the death penalty for dealing drugs. They sanitised the major business cities of Guangzhou, Dong Guan, etc and purged out Nigerian.... many had to shut down their businesses without notice loosing alot of investments... only legal residents were spared.