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SlavaUkraini:
https://www.thecable.ng/woman-dies-four-months-after-doctors-allegedly-left-scissors-inside-her-during-surgery-in-kano/

What is the job of the nurse that assists during operations ? They are meant to take stock of instruments after every operation

mmadu4:
So I have been worried lately with the ongoing craziness in my relationship with my babe . I noticed that anytime we are having a good moment or peaceful time she doesn't seem to be happy . She might just provoke me or try to insult me or say and do things that might make me beat her not serious beating but very low edge she will fall into depression afterwards and ignore me for as long as it takes she will won't even near me then I will have to beg her forgiveness before everything returns to normal of course with some love making . But this has happening for over a year now I'm becoming worried. What can I do in this situation pls need some advice

Until one of you land in the hospital Una eye go clear. Toxicity dey start small small

CyynthiaKiss:
https://thesun.ng/us-strikes-in-nigeria-killed-155-lakurawa-terrorists-report/

Up till now there is no proof of this. Even villagers confirmed they fled before the attack as intel was leaked.

Thank you.
So if you have your comfortable house, you go leave am go sleep inside Rolls Royce chair?
But dead man sleep different, na inside coffin and not in a Rolls Royce.

dgitrader:
Lol.

Sleep on rubber mats, allow others enjoy thier semi- orthopedic mattress, no need to compare. Sleep na sleep afterall.

Namaster:
Buying this car and NOT getting a Driver would be like buying condoms just to masturbate—MADNESS!

If this car at 1.5billon cannot drive itself is just buga. Forget luxury interior, you will not sleep inside.

DomPerignon:
Now that reality has hit him hard that he must contest the primaries in ADC and with Atiku ruling him out as a running mate VP candidate, Giringori has opted for Plan B and Plan C.

Plan B is ditching the ADC a few weeks to their primaries and jumping to Zenith Party just as he did with LP when he found out there was no more zoning arrangement in PDP and Atiku was no longer having him as his running mate.

Plan C is if Zenith plays a fast one on him at the very last minute and declare that all candidates must submit themselves for their primaries.

Giringori has a phobia of contesting party tickets . He has never in his disastrous political career ever contested for the ticket of any platform including APGA that brought him to the limelight.

Plan C involves Obi deputising Datti as his running mate if Datti clinches the LP ticket.

Such a shameless and desperate character this Giringori is.

Spit!

Don't blame him. Party ticket primaries are mostly rigged. And giringori no dey like give shishi

derico:
When they tell you to take one puff, don't be greedy, take only 1 puff.

I wasn't greedy when I first tasted colos.
I didn't trust the guy I was with, so I took just one long drag.

Like 30seconds, it kicked in.

I started uninstalling every bank app on my phone...I no wan hear stories later.
For bout 15mins, it was a wild buzzing feeling.
Not a sweet ride at all...it came it rough, stayed rough throughout the time, until is seeped out.

He asked if I wanted another drag, I turned it down.

The feeling isn't worth it.
It's too hazy...you can't do anything productive in that state.

Drug that can make you stand or bend your spine and you will be sleeping. If they empty your pockets na Sahra, you won't flinch.

kiddaz:
Colorado,Co is not the same as black mamba... Let me go back to your very long epistle cos I can't sleep now so make I use am pass time

Finished reading. Stay away from smoke it's obviously not for you and you're lucky

The colos variant with small black seeds that looks like mustard seed is the one called Black Mamba. Those small seeds are deadly.

The one with Black mamba or the fresh green coloured leaf are dangerous.
#saynotodrugs
#stopcolosnow

CandyOps:
Normally I started using weed roughly about 10 years ago. As usual i was introduced to it by a friend. I should have said no but here we are.

So as we all know, weed is a gateway drug for a reason — it makes it okay for you to try out other highness which exposes you to more danger

Na so one day I enter my coz house and offered me the synthetic version of weed also known as Colos. a.k.a Demon a.k.a Colo. short for kolomental. More street names include: K2, Scooby Snax, Spice, Black Mamba, AK47, No More Mr Nice Guy (all depending on location)

Of course I had to try it out… you know that little tiny voice in your head that says “if his head can take it mine can”

Yup!
That voice… so he stressed that I should take one drag alone. But I was stressed out from the days work and needed the THC to hit me hard so I went 1.. 2… and another 3.

Inhaled and held it deeply before exhaling.

My brother… no be small thing my eyes see that day. I say na that day I understand why dem dey call am Colo.

Bruuh!

I instantly lost control of my motor neurons. That’s a fancy medical way of saying I was bleeped up real good

I couldn’t seem to move my feet.
It took eternity for me to get my foot into my slippers. And the Deadpool vs Wolverine movie that was playing felt like torture to my eyes.

I couldn’t even swallow water properly and I felt plan out of body experience… as in.. the Colo comot me from my body; sit me down come dey advice me say “see as I done spoil my life”

I began to see myself in a 3rd person POV.
The trips no funny at all. I hold me brand new iPhone 13 for hand and it literally dropped and the back screen got broken.

The worst of them all is tingling/shocking sensation that overwhelmed my body. My fingertips and feet keep getting shocks of waves of vibration like a buzzing vibration feel.

Your grip is effed up!
Your motor controls are effed
Your autonomous nervous system is fried and everything is over-sensitized.


The trip lasts for a short 15 to 20 mins but my guy… that 15 mins go be like 1 hour for you body.

Now after that episode passed, guess what happened afterwards?

Did I abstain from it forever?
Of course not.. I stupidly went back to the Demon.
To the extent of going out to buy it myself and it’s so cheap. 500 naira for one sachet or 1k

I remember throwing it away mid way smoking on two occasions only to be back searching for it at the same spot the next day.

Funny thing is the total number of days I was on that demonic substance wasn’t up to a month in total. But the effect lasted for months afterwards.


I knew water has passed garri the moment I just dey class begin get the same trips wey Colo dey give when you take am and I no even dey on the colos that day.


That one na him off me!
As in, my hands go begin tremble. Not physically (you won’t notice it if you look at me) but internally.

I go immediately drop my phone or anything wey I hold on top desk so I no go drop am.


Lol. I dey high when I never smoke wahala.
That happens whenever I’m stressed out, dizzy but not ready to hit the sacks yet.

I noticed it happens more whenever I have a sleep jerk. I chatted with AI and it suggested my nerves are fried and it’s getting mixed signals when I want to transition from wakefulness to sleep mode.

So the signals misfire and it misinterprets it.
Mad.
It’s like your Peugeot car when it’s having electrical issues.


So I decide to take break. No smoke.
I did that for exactly 4 months.
No THC, no Backwoods cigars. Nothing just pure fresh natural air filling my lungs daily.

I felt rejuvenated and like I’m immortal so did I stay away from weed? Of course not!

Mumu me went ahead to take a blunt that was passed to me in that same cousins house.

If felt good not gin’ lie but it felt the same.
A flood of dopamine to your brain and a wave of energy flooding your bloodstream

But it wasn’t all sweet n vanilla.
It came with a little of the shakes and skin buzzing that was synonymous with colos. Hmmm

I say no wham since it wasn’t as severe I could handle it and I did. But then I traveled to Villa for Detty December and we had this event where some big shots attended. Even Cubana ChiefPriest was there.

I drink red wine wetin no nice for that event and I had smoke some Scottish loud weed the day before.

After the event, I strolled down my house (it was a walking distance) on getting home I found out the gate was locked already and my phone was dead.

I tried to pee and noticed I couldn’t pull out my D
I felt that familiar vibrations buzz through my entire fingertips.

When I touched my D it felt like stings of little pins all over my groin. I immediately thought about the weed I took and how it might have triggered my symptoms all over.

Damn!
I almost peed on myself.
I felt the warmth of a little drops already leaking in my pants. I had to totally ignore the urge to let it go. Hold it back and stopped trying to whip it out.

I went back to the gate and pushed but it didn’t give way. I didn’t want to knock so Mumsy won’t see me in that high condition. So I decided to rest on the bonnet of my car parked outside in front of our gate. With the intention that if my Coz comes out to call his CL by midnight (due to poor reception) he’ll open the gate for me.

My guy… you won’t believe that I opened my eyes to the bright full moon shining down through the night sky right on me.

For a split second i tried to figure out where the heck I was! Like imagine say you wake up for middle of night dey see moonlight 😂😂

Guy alcohol na bastard! Wallahi!!

I recollected my memory and I was like “damn! You sleep outside!”

My instincts told me the time was 3am and since my phone was dead i couldn’t confirm that. But one thing was sure. I was determined to enter the house.

I peed.
Thankfully the sensation has died down a bit and I had regained some control of my hands.

I whipped it out and eased myself and whipped it back in. Walked/Staggered towards the gated fence. Put both hands on the lower part of and pulled my weight up and on top of the fence.

Sat on it with my both my lega hanging over the other side. I let myself down slowly then let go and landed softly inside.

Thankfully our Brazilian Mastiff guard dog didn’t notice me when I landed so I walked in checked the time and it was few mins past 3am.


I went to bed with hands still buzzing
It’s been 2 days since then and the symptoms have eased up a bit (say less by 5%)


According to AI it’s not a sign of damage or anything permanent but a clear sign weed is no more for me. Like I give a flying Bleep about weed.

It (AI) says I should not tough it out but visit a clinic. It also says it will take like 7 days fr my nervous system to get back to base level. It suggest I eat, stay hydraTed and avoid all stimulants.

Am I gonna do that ?
Of course not! Lol
I’m gonna quit obviously but I’m not visiting any hospital.


So this is my farewell to anything intoxicants and stimulants. You son of a bitch almost got me! It was a helluva ride but I’m sorry, “my time has come, it must continue its journey without me” (in the voice of Master Shivu. From the Kung Fu Panda)


Say no to drugs, kids
Even one puff can send you down a spiral 🌀 you don’t wanna go in. A.k.a e go Bleep up your life

If you never pass out enter another realm with your body on the ground and your soul faraway, better just stop taking COLOS now. Omo when you wake up body go tell you, me I entered another realm come go dey fight, I woke up with injuries on my body.
I smoked to the point I knew when I wanted to pass out, and I learnt to start fighting it but in the process na so i go begin run like mad man..unaware of my immediate surroundings because my soul don go another realm.

Abi na the one wey I use bare hand break toilet ceramic wey hard like rock, or me trying to pass through a burglary. Things you won't try in real life. Omo things colos don do me for my toilet make shame catch me for house.

God saved me oh. If I no achieve anything 2025 but that I left colos is a testimony. I smoked and I sold, now imagine the supply. My brain come dey strong because of addiction, if you follow me smoke na you go misbehave I go dey look. I even had a record/reputation for that, but I was destroying myself. I spoil for Cotonou sha.

Precious201010:
iPhone 3 pro

With WELCOME? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

BlackViper:
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Source

If she sin against that humble man, her hell will be earth. Karma is God's natural payback and your receipt for your decisions..

ShalliFvckMe:
Imagine a girl telling me sex with her will cost me 30k and I must put on condom.


I told her if I must pay 30k I must chop it fully

Imagine you buy sweet for 40k.
Come dey lick am with the sweet wrapper

I block the mgbeke. Imagine the audacity

This 2026 you dey run ashawo. Make sickness or infection no join your prayer point oh.

ViceGovernor:
I swear nothing do your predictions na those thieves rob you.....3 teams play zero zero today, since then born me I never see rubbish like this before.

Aswear after Tottenham and Mancity matches play draws I know say e no normal. I lost twice.

Useless people cut my ticket.

AriseAndShine01:
I rejoice with you Bro.
May next year see you reaping the fruits of your labours and fruition of your dreams.

Amen. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. God bless you too.

iwaeda:
How did you survived year 2025?

God is truly great for those that believe in Him.
I spent most part of the year with nothing in my bank account, but Every day I step out His grace and divine provisions see me through to the the end of the day. By the next day I wake up broke again but hopeful, and he never stopped providing for me. My needs were always met. Even in my bad habits of drug use due to depressions and insomnia God still showed me mercy.

A few months ago, I decided to relocate because of bad influence of drug use to a difficult Asian country.. and I have been trying to process my resident papers even though it's cost me alot. But with my mum's help and belief in me she saw this through, and despite hurdles and challenges along the way... Today being 31st that my visa is even supposed to expire I have concluded the process of getting my resident papers and have an appointment to collect it by 2nd week January. I give glory to God for 2025 and a fruitful 2026

Ibtxxo:
How can 45 years jobless man marry, rent house and start a business with 2m

Start the business first, even if it means sleeping in the shop for a while. Till you are comfortable enough to rent a house and marry. These are tasking stages and require planning or else your name na sorry. Women these days dey hungry pass men, so don't try marrying to please anyone or any girl without making adequate provisions

Calvinkel:
I need serious insight on this, no jokes, no insults and this is a real life experience i had yesterday.

There's a female friend i have known for some years, we worked together at LG company located in Lagos Abuloshun beside Trade Fair market for those who might know the place.

Whenever me and her speak she always sound so raw (sexually speaking), she tells me things she has done with her ex-boyfriends and overwhelms me with naughty ideas.

Yesterday being Sunday i invited her over and swiftly she arrived and i persuaded her to spend the night, i was shocked to find out she's tight knowing all i did about her.

My question: Is she real or is there like a medical explanation for why a lady could be loose and still be tight.

She must have prepared that tightness specially before meeting you. It's not hard these days, allum alone will do the job. Or she may have had sex long ago

IzunnaOkafor:
https://onyokomita.com/anambra-man-who-returned-from-china-to-celebrate-christmas-burnt-to-death-video/

With what happened to Anthony Joshua And Obum, coming back to Nigeria from abroad will now be a very courageous venture to those living abroad. There is always this negative feeling once you land airport, apart from the joy of seeing your loved ones.

dominique:
One out of just two casualties . I don't know if it's him or the other casualty that was sending voicenotes to loved ones that he's still trapped in the fire and it's not looking like he'll make it out alive. What a horrible horrible way to die, may their souls rest in peace

He was the one sending voice notes.
He would have just stayed back in China, we will miss him at Foshan Vanke.

Emmalez:
Source: https://www.reportnaija.ng/2025/12/drama-as-nigerian-man-discovers.html

Many of you, your girlfriends are presently in my village Abiriba for Xmas. I don't know why we attract cheating hoes from most Eastern states.

Xmas and valentine are trying periods in xships.
Girls of nowadays follow the money.

It's paltry to them.
If two more 00s was added will we hear it.

DeepSight:
+
Isnt it comical?

It is...
All these Bobo people...
Doing politics with insecurity.

FreeStuffsNG:
In a heartbreaking revelation, Afolayan said Obum contacted him from beneath the rubble around 2am on Thursday, pleading for help and crying out in fear of losing his life, especially because of his children. He reportedly called again later that afternoon but sounded weaker.

Meanwhile, families of other persons still feared trapped beneath the debris have appealed for intensified rescue efforts and additional support for emergency responders working tirelessly at the scene.

Rescue operations and investigations into the incident are ongoing.

Really touching. He probably shouldn't have made the last trip if he had the benefit of hindsight.

He saved his goods but lost his life. Smh.

May God console his family and associates.

The responders should please not give up on those still trapped and desperately in need of urgent help.

It's really sad to hear this. He is well known in Foshan, China and resides in my apartment block of flats (Vanke). He travelled back to naija not quite long. He called and pleaded for abokis to be hired to clear the rubble that he will pay,that he doesn't want to die there, but nobody came to his help. Some are claiming the state government sealed the place and prevented people from going in.. he called and sent voice messages which is adding more sorrow to his death, because his last moments is fully on record now. He saw his death coming. May his soul RIP

babydioku:
Nigerian soldier Reveals that bandits evaded US airstrike in Sokoto after they were informed about the strike a day before it took place

His words …

“I might say some things in this video that might sound unbelievable to some people, but I will not be here to risk my life and that of my family to come and make certain claims just for likes and views and that will do nothing for me.

Quite alright the US strike some part of Sokoto, but I’m telling you right now that the USA will not make that mistake of striking places where there is no targets. Even one person was wounded no day because there was nobody there. Why? Definitely the U.S.A. will not strike Nigeria without some go-ahead.

So most politicians from Nigeria are aware of the airstrike. But guess what? Let me shock you. Do you know that? That particular place is… Where U.S. strike, bandits were actually there. But they moved out on the 24th.

How dey take no, say something like that wan happen. I’ll take you back again. The U.S. will not strike without the go ahead. Some Nigerian politicians, they are aware of the airstrike.

The bandits, they were supposed to be there, they moved out on the 24th. U.S. strike empty places. Now, how I take notice if these people did it before and they moved out on the 24th? There are places in that whole area where they strike. There are places, before you get to that place, you must pass certain checkpoints. People saw them leaving. I will not even tell you who did those checkpoints. But people saw them leaving on the 24th.m

We are yet to see dead bodies till now. Nigeria....

Jojokings2:
I was shock and to my greatest surprise that I could buy a life chicken for 8k in FHA fruit market in lugbe airport road. Even when I was budgeting 18k. Nigeria done better oh. Welldone BAT . 4+4**** we Dey here😃👍

Jojoking hmm.
you don dey sing without beats.
Dey whine,
8k? na him you no buy all go resell, or buy new year own join.

Axzobr:
She is actually 21
I have been talking to her and I am still at shock that she is just 21

I am 12 years older than my wife. Just look well before you leap. That's all

He should go for DNA test, many people are marrying unrepentant hook up gehls.

brain54:
You ban the account and no reason given...


And you are even warning that a steeper ban would be given for future violations. And the person doesn't even know what he did.


How can he avoid future violations?

WhatsApp never ban you before. Dey play. They won't give reason.

drstranged:
I’m currently in the South East, and normally by late November we would have started feeling harmattan — cooler weather, dry air, dusty breeze, at least some signs.

But now, just a day to Christmas, everywhere is still hot. No harmattan breeze, no dryness, no dusty mornings. It honestly feels more like February or March than December.

This feels very unusual to me. In all my years on earth, I can’t remember a December like this.

Is anyone else experiencing the same thing in their area?
Could this be climate change, or is this just one of those rare weather shifts?

Let’s hear your observations.

It's climate change effects. Even here in China it's not yet that cold unlike usual.

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fergie001:
Ahmed Usman Ododo
Kogi State Governor

Shameful. Kogi state has joined Lagos state in cabalisation. What else are they meant for if not to legalise looting.