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PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 11:52am On Jan 25, 2021
Caleb91:
Your brain and your moniker have something in common
Anybody that believes in charms is a fool. A big fool for that matter
BusinessRe: Allarounda1: Dangote Sued Me For Declining His Silence Money – Alleged Ex-lover by Crayfish09: 11:46am On Jan 25, 2021
I spotted eight grammatical errors on the bitch's posts, meaning that she's not even a properly educated woman. He just foolishly followed her because she's American, not knowing that a lot of them are not even as civilized as some of our ladies here. They're also not as beautiful.

He has ruined his reputation already. Some people might think this doesn't matter since the man is a billionaire, but that's not how it works. Remember, has to attend meetings, visit mosques, meet his in-laws and worst of all, HE HAS CHILDREN. This is a disgrace.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 12:32am On Jan 25, 2021
MrNipplesLover:
No worry, I don understand you.


Clown. grin grin




Stay blessed, bro.
Stay blessed too sir. And remember, this is 2021
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 12:30am On Jan 25, 2021
JimD:
Colonial masters tried once and failed miserably in Yoruba land until they enlisted Yoruba's own chiefs and kings like Efunroye Tinubu, ologun kutere and Efunsetan aniwura... Go and read history books.
More like, go and read comic books. There are similar beer parlor books like that in Hausa land too. Like one fake story about Dutsen Madarkaci in Zaria that made White men to see ghosts. One would wonder what our military and DSS men are doing with expensive bullet proofs when these so called charms exist. cheesy

It doesn't make sense at all.
BusinessRe: Autumn Spikes: Dangote Sues American Mistress For Exposing His Buttocks Online by Crayfish09: 9:14pm On Jan 24, 2021
Even as a hausa Muslim I don't always get offended by other people's affairs but Dangote was extremely foolish here. Western Women, especially young black Americans can bring you down at any moment. That's why I take caution even when chatting with them on social media. A very small misunderstanding can lead to blackmails, lawsuit, and total wreck of reputation.

I'm seriously beginning to question his wisdom. This guy has been my role model since childhood.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 8:59pm On Jan 24, 2021
ruffDiamond:
kid..you knows nothing.. Peace
We have more foolish adults than you may think. Some people just don't use their heads
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 8:58pm On Jan 24, 2021
MrNipplesLover:
If u need his home address in IB, I fit give u.

But u must challenge him face to face. undecided
You only fear what you believe in. Bring him to my presence and give me a loaded gun. If I shoot and he doesn't die, then torture me to death and eternally condemn my soul to the 7th hell. He is just fooling you
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 8:53pm On Jan 24, 2021
PussyKing:
U no dey believe until you use your eyes see am.

People like u na to nak you charm wey go gum your hands to your phone for 1week grin grin

Make you believe say jazz dey
If it truly existed, believe me, all the first world countries would be placing orders. It would fetch more revenue for Nigeria than all the natural resources combined.

Ask yourself why the colonial masters easily defeated us if we truly had this thing.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho: Why Bullets Fired At Me In Seriki Fulani's Place Did Not Harm Me by Crayfish09: 6:43pm On Jan 24, 2021
I only laugh at the fools that believe this story. If he had these abilities, I'm very sure agents of Mossad, CIA, NATO, etc would be lining up in his house and begging him.
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 6:40pm On Jan 24, 2021
PervertProphet:
You need a brain surgery.
What is my business with the nonsense you wrote up there.

As if wasting your time reading the scam book called bible is not stupid enough, you're still wasting your time reading whatever nonsense scam book you quoted up there.



Whose Brain now needs surgery between the both of us. You confused Arrow and Abdul of the Pedophile Prophet Muhammad.
Muhammad the confusionist scammed you, kabba clown.

Hadith
حَدَّثَنِي زُهَيْرُ بْنُ حَرْبٍ، حَدَّثَنَا جَرِيرٌ، عَنْ سُهَيْلٍ، قَالَ كَانَ أَبُو صَالِحٍ يَأْمُرُنَا إِذَا أَرَادَ أَحَدُنَا أَنْ يَنَامَ أَنْ يَضْطَجِعَ عَلَى شِقِّهِ الأَيْمَنِ ثُمَّ يَقُولُ ‏

‏ اللَّهُمَّ رَبَّ السَّمَوَاتِ وَرَبَّ الأَرْضِ وَرَبَّ الْعَرْشِ الْعَظِيمِ رَبَّنَا وَرَبَّ كُلِّ شَىْءٍ فَالِقَ الْحَبِّ وَالنَّوَى وَمُنْزِلَ التَّوْرَاةِ وَالإِنْجِيلِ وَالْفُرْقَانِ أَعُوذُ بِكَ مِنْ شَرِّ كُلِّ شَىْءٍ أَنْتَ آخِذٌ بِنَاصِيَتِهِ اللَّهُمَّ أَنْتَ الأَوَّلُ فَلَيْسَ قَبْلَكَ شَىْءٌ وَأَنْتَ الآخِرُ فَلَيْسَ بَعْدَكَ شَىْءٌ وَأَنْتَ الظَّاهِرُ فَلَيْسَ فَوْقَكَ شَىْءٌ وَأَنْتَ الْبَاطِنُ فَلَيْسَ دُونَكَ شَىْءٌ اقْضِ عَنَّا الدَّيْنَ وَأَغْنِنَا مِنَ الْفَقْرِ ‏"

‏ ‏‏ وَكَانَ يَرْوِي ذَلِكَ عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏‏

Suhail reported that Abu Salih used to command us (in these words):

When any one of you intends to go to sleep, he should lie on the bed on his right side and then say:" O Allah. the Lord of the Heavens and the Lord of the Earth and Lord of the Magnificent Throne, our Lord, and the Lord of evervthina, the Splitter of the grain of corn and the datestone (or fruit kernal), the Revealer of Torah and Injil (Bible) and Criterion (the Holy Qur'an), I seek refuge in You from the evil of every- thing You are to sieze by the forelock (You have perfect control over it). O Allah, You are the First, there is naught before You, and You are the Last and there is naught after You, and You are Evident and there is nothing above You, and You are Innermost and there is nothing beyond You. Remove the burden of debt from us and relieve us from want." Abu Salih used to narrate it from Abu Huraira who narrated it from Allah's Apostle (ﷺ).

Sahih Muslim 2713 a
In-book : Book 48, Hadith 82
USC-MSA web (English) : Book 35, Hadith 6551



Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا مُوسَى بْنُ إِسْمَاعِيلَ، قَالَ‏:‏ حَدَّثَنَا وُهَيْبٌ، قَالَ‏:‏ حَدَّثَنَا سُهَيْلُ بْنُ أَبِي صَالِحٍ، عَنْ أَبِيهِ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ قَالَ‏:‏ كَانَ رَسُولُ اللهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم يَقُولُ إِذَا أَوَى إِلَى فِرَاشِهِ‏:‏ اللَّهُمَّ رَبَّ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالأَرْضِ، وَرَبَّ كُلِّ شَيْءٍ، فَالِقَ الْحَبِّ وَالنَّوَى، مُنْزِلَ التَّوْرَاةِ وَالإِنْجِيلِ وَالْقُرْآنِ، أَعُوذُ بِكَ مِنْ كُلِّ ذِي شَرٍّ أَنْتَ آخِذٌ بِنَاصِيَتِهِ، أَنْتَ الأَوَّلُ فَلَيْسَ قَبْلَكَ شَيْءٌ، وَأَنْتَ الْآخِرُ فَلَيْسَ بَعْدَكَ شَيْءٌ، وَأَنْتَ الظَّاهِرُ فَلَيْسَ فَوْقَكَ شَيْءٌ، وَأَنْتَ الْبَاطِنُ فَلَيْسَ دُونَكَ شَيْءٌ، اقْضِ عَنِّي الدَّيْنَ، وَأَغْنِنِي مِنَ الْفَقْرِ‏.‏

Abu Hurayra said, "The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) used to say when he went to bed, 'O Allah, Lord of the heavens and the earth, and Lord of all things, Splitter of the grain and seeds, the One who sent down the Torah, the Gospel and the Qur'an! I seek refuge with You from every evil. You take by the forelock. You are the Outward, and there is nothing above You. You are the Inward and there is nothing below You. Pay my debts for me and keep me safe from poverty.'"

Sahih (Al-Albani)

English : Book 50, Hadith 1212
Arabic : Book 1, Hadith 1212
Al-Adab Al-Mufrad
Whoops! I didn't know that I was dealing with an atheist, a proud descendant of monkeys and frogs and whatnotcheesy

That makes the fight unfair
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 6:38pm On Jan 24, 2021
PervertProphet:
The Stupid illiterate Muhammad you follow.
See some of his stupid sayings.

Hahahaha!

So Shaytaan can't pass through physical lock doors?!

grin

Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا إِسْمَاعِيلُ قَالَ‏:‏ حَدَّثَنِي مَالِكٌ، عَنْ أَبِي الزُّبَيْرِ الْمَكِّيِّ، عَنْ جَابِرِ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللهِ، أَنَّ رَسُولَ اللهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ‏:‏ أَغْلِقُوا الأَبْوَابَ، وَأَوْكُوا السِّقَاءَ، وَأَكْفِئُوا الإِنَاءَ، وَخَمِّرُوا الإِنَاءَ، وَأَطْفِئُوا الْمِصْبَاحَ، فَإِنَّ الشَّيْطَانَ لاَ يَفْتَحُ غَلَقًا، وَلاَ يَحُلُّ وِكَاءً، وَلاَ يَكْشِفُ إِنَاءً، وَإِنَّ الْفُوَيْسِقَةَ تُضْرِمُ عَلَى النَّاسِ بَيْتَهُمْ‏.‏


Jabir ibn 'Abdullah reported that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "Lock the doors, tie the water-skins, turn over the vessels, cover the vessels, and put out the lamps. Shaytan does not open a locked door, nor untie a water-skin, nor uncover a vessel. A mouse can cause a house to burn down with its inhabitants inside it."

Sahih (Al-Albani)

English : Book 50, Hadith 1221
Arabic : Book 1, Hadith 1221
Al-Adab Al-Mufrad
Here is the logic you fools follow

Christianity EtcRe: Why You Shouldn't Wait To See Hell Fire First Before You Believe That It Exists by Crayfish09: 9:56am On Jan 24, 2021
Sheunma:
Well, I dunno you would qualify for the kinda heaven Jesusjnr had in mind if you follow Mohammed and Allah and that would make your final destination hell.
Na lie. All Kafirs are going to hell. If you believe Jesus is God or His son, you are already condemned to the 7th hell.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Shouldn't Wait To See Hell Fire First Before You Believe That It Exists by Crayfish09: 9:53am On Jan 24, 2021
gaius01:
I have been watching you with keen interest on nairaland. The rate at which you comment contradicting things on Christian post is so annoying.

Every Sunday you will be looking for Christians thread to evangelize your self. Face your Islam thread abi that one no do you?

Is this a thread where you tell us you are a Muslim with your Allah here, Allah there? If it were the Muslim thread I can't comment.

The other day I tried to comment, I was restricted telling me to accept a terms and conditions that Allah is the only god with out a son. I just skip it !!

I think that same law should be implies on the Christian thread. @Seun Sir you need to insert that in our threads.
Isn't that what most of the Christians do to muslim threads? Check any Islamic thread and see for yourself. Don't be a hypocrite. I'm very sure you have never warned your brothers to desist from their silly acts.

Ride on, antichristian. You have my full backing
PoliticsRe: 'Doyin Okupe, No Amount Of Prayer Can Change Your Son Being Gay' - Lawyer Writes by Crayfish09: 8:24pm On Jan 23, 2021
Amitez:
Just thinking aloud ooo!

Why are there no gay cocks, no gay goats, no gay snakes, no gay dogs, no gay pigs, etc? Do these animals not have sexual orientations?
Obviously, some humans must be more animalistic than these other animals.
This one doesn't know anything
SportsRe: Footballer, Chikelu Ofoedu Slapped By A Military Man by Crayfish09: 11:38am On Jan 23, 2021
Hedonini:
Why was the dirty abokki busy trying to make phone call for backup from his fellow useless cowards in uniform?

Leave them one on one, man to man, that footballer would kill the bastard abokki with his bare hands.

Cowardly animals who only derive 'strength' and validation from their khaki.
Has any inyamuri waste of sperm ever killed a soldier before? Lol. Bloody cowards thay only know how to speak. The backup team was not present when the inyamuri orangutan was slapped, why didn't he do anything? grin

Let me not even start talking about the civil war, python dance and Oyigbo
PoliticsRe: Yahoo Boys Bath On The Road In Umuahia As Native Doctor Performs Ritual (Video) by Crayfish09: 11:04am On Jan 23, 2021
Inyamuri men and money... Hmm

Where is DamnnNiggerr? Can you see my point now?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Hauwa Usman, Child Trafficking Kingpin In Anambra by Crayfish09: 10:58am On Jan 23, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
hahahaha, you made me laugh so hard,
Imagine an almajiri monkey calling a civilized and refined people monkey,
Wonders they say will never end.
The last time I checked, it was the almajiri Hausas or better still, the boko haram northeners constitute the highest nuisance in all ramification ranging from destruction of lives and properties, to women killing their husbands out of jealousy, to ancestors marrying female toddlers, to banditry, to governors sympathizing with terrorists and doling out billions to them, to all manner of atrocities, you Northern boko haram pigs shouldn't be talking when civilized people are talking, and should be hiding your ape-looking gorilla faces in shame.

Also the last time I checked, it was you boko haram northeners killing fellow northerners like chicken and flies at will, in their own abode and in their thousands,
So hide your disgusting rabbit looking face in shame.
Who are you calling civilized? Inyamuris that sleep with corpses, mutilate their fellow humans, and operate baby factories? You just landed a big insult on the civilized dwellers of Australia, Canada, Europe, America, and Asia. Don't even let me dive into history. You blood-sucking animals needed a white woman to stop you from killing twins, maltreating albinos, killing infants in the name of 'ogbanje', throwing outcasts to "evil forests", and slaughtering humans to appease nonexistent gods. You are savages without history that can make any carnivore cringe in disgust.

You don't marry underaged girls. Why do that when you can simply rape them? No month passes without you hearing about eastern men (especially pastors) defiling young children. No month passes without a report about your animalistic, masculine she-goats that you refer to as women brutalizing their maids with acid, hot water, blades, or simply just killing them.

And then you males, the descendants of donkeys, have been cursed with money. For just 1000 dollars, you would slit the throat of your mother and bury her gory head in a shrine. You kill each other everyday because of cultism and money rituals. Take a look at your civilized brother. Money can turn any inyamuri man into a terrorist

SportsRe: Footballer, Chikelu Ofoedu Slapped By A Military Man by Crayfish09: 10:38am On Jan 23, 2021
Jessepaid:
True...

But...

We don't standby while people are getting killed each day by their own kind..

Slaughtered in their sleep... Abominations that lips cannot say...

We are not silent...
I guess the cultists share roses everyday in the south east
SportsRe: Footballer, Chikelu Ofoedu Slapped By A Military Man by Crayfish09: 10:34am On Jan 23, 2021
Hedonini:
Imagine. This dirty, smelling aboki idiot get mind slap person wey dey inside gleaming, N50m+ G-Wagon. Just because he wear useless khaki.

Wonders shall never end.
Why don't you go and challenge he aboki? Let's see how he will grind your inyamuri pain to pastecheesy
SportsRe: Footballer, Chikelu Ofoedu Slapped By A Military Man by Crayfish09: 10:27am On Jan 23, 2021
Jessepaid:
Hehehe...

Na only person wey get connect...

Go get this kind morale

Modified: now I know what gave him ginger..

Just watched the video...

The footballer is igbo...

The solider is hausa..

There is not greater insult and better way to incite a riot than intimidating an igbo man on his land...
Especially by an hausa man or a foreigner


If na me I go do the the exact same thing..
And you for receive the same slap. Inyamuris only know how to talk
CrimeRe: 600 Bandits In Kaduna Agree To Surrender Arms After Meeting With Gumi by Crayfish09: 10:24am On Jan 23, 2021
Fahdiga:
Northerners can continue deceiving the Niger deltans. This terrorists came to collect their own share of the money generated from the sale of niger delta oil after which they will collect their arms back and continue killing people until they are called again to come and collect another money.
And inconsequential cultists and drug traffickers can die if they want. We have six hundred less criminals in Kaduna.
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 6:35am On Jan 22, 2021
PervertProphet:
No true Christian is polarised about Jesus. Only the Arians who pose within the fold of Christianity but are not true Christians are confused about who Jesus Christ is. The Son of God was one of his earthly title because he was the word of God who arose from the core of the invisible God and took on flesh to die for the sins of mankind and take back life by resurrection and ascension.
And then there is the part where you refer to Yahweh as a merciful god.

Till date, even great Horror writers such as Stephen King have not been able to create any monster as heartless as Yahweh. The killing bastard didn't even flinch when he sent bears to kill two little children. Tufiiya!
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 6:32am On Jan 22, 2021
PervertProphet:
No true Christian is polarised about Jesus. Only the Arians who pose within the fold of Christianity but are not true Christians are confused about who Jesus Christ is. The Son of God was one of his earthly title because he was the word of God who arose from the core of the invisible God and took on flesh to die for the sins of mankind and take back life by resurrection and ascension.
And yet the blood-gulping monster referred to him as his begotten son.


"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."

John 3:16.


Maybe his brain was overwhelmed with endorphins when he made that statement. Canaan virgin's are said to have tight Veejaysgrin
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Hauwa Usman, Child Trafficking Kingpin In Anambra by Crayfish09: 6:26am On Jan 22, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
Hausa bastards like you are hypocritical in nature and a great plague to the society.
Really? Why don't we ask the people in all the continents of the globe? From America, to Europe, To Canada, and even Africa here, Inyamuri wastes of sperm are constituting chaos. It is now a common thing to hear you drug-pushing monkeys being killed by police officers at will in Panama and Thailand, and south Africans routinely make Suya with you criminals.

Plague spreads and causes destruction just like how you move about to "develop" places. Fvcking criminals
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 6:19am On Jan 22, 2021
PervertProphet:
The epitome of confusion by Muhammad is that Allah comes in human form plus he is not one-eyed like the dajjal and he is a very deformed god. I will say a leperous god. See Muhammad statement here:

Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ بَشَّارٍ، حَدَّثَنَا صَفْوَانُ بْنُ عِيسَى، حَدَّثَنَا الْحَارِثُ بْنُ عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ بْنِ أَبِي ذُبَابٍ، عَنْ سَعِيدِ بْنِ أَبِي سَعِيدٍ الْمَقْبُرِيِّ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، قَالَ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏

‏ لَمَّا خَلَقَ اللَّهُ آدَمَ وَنَفَخَ فِيهِ الرُّوحَ عَطَسَ فَقَالَ الْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ فَحَمِدَ اللَّهَ بِإِذْنِهِ فَقَالَ لَهُ رَبُّهُ يَرْحَمُكَ اللَّهُ يَا آدَمُ اذْهَبْ إِلَى أُولَئِكَ الْمَلاَئِكَةِ إِلَى مَلإٍ مِنْهُمْ جُلُوسٍ فَقُلِ السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ ‏.‏ قَالُوا وَعَلَيْكَ السَّلاَمُ وَرَحْمَةُ اللَّهِ ‏.‏ ثُمَّ رَجَعَ إِلَى رَبِّهِ فَقَالَ إِنَّ هَذِهِ تَحِيَّتُكَ وَتَحِيَّةُ بَنِيكَ بَيْنَهُمْ ‏.‏ فَقَالَ اللَّهُ لَهُ وَيَدَاهُ مَقْبُوضَتَانِ اخْتَرْ أَيَّهُمَا شِئْتَ قَالَ اخْتَرْتُ يَمِينَ رَبِّي وَكِلْتَا يَدَىْ رَبِّي يَمِينٌ مُبَارَكَةٌ ‏.‏ ثُمَّ بَسَطَهَا فَإِذَا فِيهَا آدَمُ وَذُرِّيَّتُهُ فَقَالَ أَىْ رَبِّ مَا هَؤُلاَءِ فَقَالَ هَؤُلاَءِ ذُرِّيَّتُكَ فَإِذَا كُلُّ إِنْسَانٍ مَكْتُوبٌ عُمْرُهُ بَيْنَ عَيْنَيْهِ فَإِذَا فِيهِمْ رَجُلٌ أَضْوَؤُهُمْ أَوْ مِنْ أَضْوَئِهِمْ ‏.‏ قَالَ يَا رَبِّ مَنْ هَذَا قَالَ هَذَا ابْنُكَ دَاوُدُ قَدْ كَتَبْتُ لَهُ عُمْرَ أَرْبَعِينَ سَنَةً ‏.‏ قَالَ يَا رَبِّ زِدْهُ فِي عُمْرِهِ ‏.‏ قَالَ ذَاكَ الَّذِي كَتَبْتُ لَهُ ‏.‏ قَالَ أَىْ رَبِّ فَإِنِّي قَدْ جَعَلْتُ لَهُ مِنْ عُمْرِي سِتِّينَ سَنَةً قَالَ أَنْتَ وَذَاكَ ‏.‏ قَالَ ثُمَّ أُسْكِنَ الْجَنَّةَ مَا شَاءَ اللَّهُ ثُمَّ أُهْبِطَ مِنْهَا فَكَانَ آدَمُ يَعُدُّ لِنَفْسِهِ ‏.‏ قَالَ فَأَتَاهُ مَلَكُ الْمَوْتِ فَقَالَ لَهُ آدَمُ قَدْ عَجِلْتَ قَدْ كُتِبَ لِي أَلْفُ سَنَةٍ ‏.‏ قَالَ بَلَى وَلَكِنَّكَ جَعَلْتَ لاِبْنِكَ دَاوُدَ سِتِّينَ سَنَةً فَجَحَدَ فَجَحَدَتْ ذُرِّيَّتُهُ وَنَسِيَ فَنَسِيَتْ ذُرِّيَّتُهُ ‏.‏ قَالَ فَمِنْ يَوْمِئِذٍ أُمِرَ بِالْكِتَابِ وَالشُّهُودِ ‏"

‏ ‏‏ قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ حَسَنٌ غَرِيبٌ مِنْ هَذَا الْوَجْهِ ‏‏ وَقَدْ رُوِيَ مِنْ غَيْرِ وَجْهٍ عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم مِنْ رِوَايَةِ زَيْدِ بْنِ أَسْلَمَ عَنْ أَبِي صَالِحٍ عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏‏

Abu Hurairah narrated that the Messenger of Allah said:

"When Allah created Adam, He breathed the soul into him, then he sneezed and said: "All praise is due to Allah.' So he praised Allah by His permission. Then His Lord said to him: "May Allah have mercy upon you O Adam. Go to those angels "“ to that gathering of them sitting "“ so say: "As-Salamu Alaikas-Salamu, Wa Rahmatullah' Then he returned to his Lord, He said: "This is your greeting and the greeting of your children among each other.' Then Allah said to him "“ while His Two Hands were closed "“ "Choose which of them you wish.' He said: "I chose the right My Lord and both of the Hands of my Lord are right, blessed.' Then He extended it, and there was Adam and his offspring in it.' So he said: "What are these O my Lord?' He said: "These are your offspring?' Each one of them had his age written between his eyes. But among them there was a man who was the most illuminating of them "“ or among the most illuminated of them. He said: "O Lord! Who is this?' He said: "This is your son Dawud, I wrote forty years for him.' He said: "O Lord! Add to his age.' He said: "That is what I have written for him.' He said: "O Lord! Give him sixty of my years.' He said: "So you shall have it.'" He said: "Then, he resided in Paradise as long as Allah willed, then he was cast from it, so Adam was counting for himself." He said: "So the Angel of death came to him, and Adam said to him: "You are hasty, one-thousand years were written for me.' He said: "Of course! But you gave sixty years to your son Dawud.' So he rejected, and his offspring rejected, and he forgot, and his offspring forgot." He said: "So ever since that day, what is written and witnessed has been decreed."

Hasan (Darussalam)

English : Vol. 5, Book 44, Hadith 3367
Arabic : Book 47, Hadith 3694
Jamiat Tirmidhi

Another Islamic records show us that Muhammad tells us that Allah was created from the sweat of horse race.
The Hadith talks about prophet Adam when he was created. It made no reference to Allah's physical features, so what's your point? cheesy

Please show us your records, because Quran says that Allah was never created.

You don't have anything to Mock Islam with, because for every illogical thing in Islam, there are 1000 illogical things in Christianity. Just look at the dumb, false revelations Yahweh is giving to your pastorpreneurs every year. That's how he scammed Donald trump cheesy
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 6:09am On Jan 22, 2021
PervertProphet:
You engage in the type of sexual promiscuity that Muhammad engaged in and you wonder how this sexual deviant can be regarded as prophet by 1.6billion Muslims and to think they choose what this porn prophet Muhammad said over the ones said by the sinless Jesus is shocking.

Hadith
وَقَالَ مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ عِيسَى حَدَّثَنَا هُشَيْمٌ، أَخْبَرَنَا حُمَيْدٌ الطَّوِيلُ، حَدَّثَنَا أَنَسُ بْنُ مَالِكٍ، قَالَ كَانَتِ الأَمَةُ مِنْ إِمَاءِ أَهْلِ الْمَدِينَةِ لَتَأْخُذُ بِيَدِ رَسُولِ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم فَتَنْطَلِقُ بِهِ حَيْثُ شَاءَتْ‏.‏

Anas bin Malik said, "Any of the female slaves of Medina could take hold of the hand of Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) and take him wherever she wished."

Sahih al-Bukhari 6072
In-book : Book 78, Hadith 102
USC-MSA web (English) : Vol. 8, Book 73, Hadith 97
That is subject to various interpretations. But try to compare that act with Yahweh's blatant bullying, landgrabbing, and rape. Even he himself instructed his genociding soldiers to kill all males and married females, but to keep the virgins for themselves AND SOME FOR HIM. That's just the height of it.

https://peteenns.com/children-and-virgins-as-spoils-of-war-and-the-character-of-god/

I can't imagine any sane person worshiping a murdering monster like that. Can you read the old Testament to your kids sir?
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Hauwa Usman, Child Trafficking Kingpin In Anambra by Crayfish09: 4:08pm On Jan 21, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
will you sharap,

Hausas stealing Hausa kids, even with the name of the culprit clearly written on the headline, you still find a way to blame the Igbos and failed to blame the Northern female bastard.

Right from the onset I said it that, it'll be the Hausas stealing their own kids, but hypocrites wouldn't see anything wrong with that but it's the Igbo man that will bear the brunt.
You guys should go sort yourselves out.
What about the other reports where its exclusively igbos stealing Hausa kids and taking them to their baby factories? Inyamuri bastards are infectious. If not for them, I'm sure Hauwa wouldn't have done it.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Hauwa Usman, Child Trafficking Kingpin In Anambra by Crayfish09: 1:45pm On Jan 21, 2021
And some idiots were even defending this booming business of inyamuri criminals by saying that they are "rescuing " the kids from poverty. Let the bastards keep their help to themselves. I think our governors need to wake up
PoliticsRe: Christian Boko Haram Members: A Lie From The Pit Of Hell - FFK Attacks Gov Zulum by Crayfish09: 1:41pm On Jan 21, 2021
PervertProphet:
If Jesus is a rapist then Allah who breathed him(his spirit) into the body of the chaste Mary according to the qu'ran(21 ayah 91) is the bigger rapist since Jesus is still the Spirit and Word of Allah(4:171).

Now, still the same Jesus is Sinless in your qu'ran. Satan confused Muhammad. grin grin
Contradictory and confused people like their confused illiterate Prophet Muhammad.

I loved how he is so confused. grin grin cheesy
This is one problem with Christianity. Is Jesus God or a human being? I called Yahweh a rapist not Jesus.

And yet you are calling another person confused. Even in the 21st century, Christians are still polarized about Jesus. Some believe he is god, some believe he is the son of God, and some believe he is both (as stupid and illogical as it sounds) . That's the epitome of disunity, and CONFUSION cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Ends Trump’s Travel Ban On Nigeria, Muslim Countries by Crayfish09: 1:37pm On Jan 21, 2021
Godszilla:
By your assertion Boris Johnson has killed over 80k,Macron 71k,Modi 151k,Merkel 50k,Putin 62k,Buhari killed 1500. Which I supose are the "brightest minds". I guess we need to do somtin to all these world leaders killing their people as a single live is one too many.

Stop being a sheep be the shepherd
None of the other leaders downplayed the danger of the virus unlike the fool. They took steps, otherwise they could have ended with similar numbers.

Even in its best years, Isis never killed half a million people but Trump and his stupidity did.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Ends Trump’s Travel Ban On Nigeria, Muslim Countries by Crayfish09: 1:34pm On Jan 21, 2021
ursamajor:
You should be ashamed of this hypocrisy.
A novel virus ravaged the world killings millions in its wake. It didn't help that the country of initial outbreak did not share enough information with other countries.
Why are trump supporters always daft? The man repeatedly called Coronavirus a HOAX when other countries were taking steps and he went against use of facemasks. You can't defend that.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Biden Ends Trump’s Travel Ban On Nigeria, Muslim Countries by Crayfish09: 7:58am On Jan 21, 2021
ogbonti:
I hope nothing bad happens but if a muslim immigrant engages in mass shootings like the one that happened at the Gay club in Florida or the Christmas party in California which made America to elect Trump in 2016, then it is all over for the democrats and I DO NOT TRUST THESE RADICAL MUSLIMS that they won’t pull those stunts before 2022 mid term elections and that will play into the narrative that the dems are weak on national security and cause democrats to lose both houses in the mid terms


BIDEN is Obama’s third term and we all know how it will end - Appeasement of America’s enemies and the voter backlash in the midterms


so let the democrats enjoy their 2 years of organsm- by the time Biden raises everyone’s taxes - Americans will start begging Trump to return - hmmmm
Your white lord killed 400,000 Americans with his stupidity. I'm sure terrorist couldn't have killed even 1% of these people in a year.

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