₦airaland Forum

Hmmm Yvonne. Even though my fantasies are centered around u, I'm sori I got to give it to kim.

Truth is FWB (friends with benefit) is a myth, an urban legend. When a gurl allows u to explore her jerusalem, there is an exchange. Either u pay money or u show commitment to her. FWB exists only in foreign movies.:d

If u're saying this gurls aint wearing make-up then its either u're blind or u're jst speaking based on sentiments. Lemme lay it out 4 u. I can see
1. Lipstick
2. Eye shadow
3. Mascara
4. Brown powder (mary-kay I think)
The last time I checked, all this are make-up. And I aint gay, I read a lot.

Like I always say, music depends on moods. If I wanna sit and relax, I'll listen to nneka,2face, gt the guiter boy or even some naija gospels like sinach or cassia. If I wanna party I get down to any of wizkid's jams or olamide. Now if I'm tipsy which is not frequent, I'll listen to dbanj or terry G. It all depends on the mood.
Problem with nigerian upcoming artists is that they are myopic. they have this mindset that if ur songs dnt hit the clubs, then it won't become a hit. I can't remember dare's songs being played in the club but he still makes his money. The media aint even helping at all. They rather give air play to club songs than any other songs.

Its occasional. Like during boring nite vigils and long boring sermons

I can't believe I'm saying this, but sanusi is on point here. If u visit any federal or even state ministry, u'll see how redundant workers are. Most can't even say their job function. I also believe that 70% of public servants (e.g minister of states, SSAs etc) need to be dissolved. In the military era, u can count the number of ministers and like it or not, it saved cost.

Sure it is the correct thing to do. Its biblical. They are known as LEVITES. Even solomon paid his choir and instrumentalists.

Abeg nobody should blame torres today. Chelsea's midfield was a flop.

I've been reading everyone's posts since a.m wetin sef, @ o.p put this matter to rest. You admitted that u can't flow when talking to a girl. That's jst the reason why the chick didn't give u her number. 1st impression counts.

(Singing wale adenuga's soap opera) this is super story la la la la la

Co-anchors Cindy Michaels, 46, and Tony Consiglio, 28

Is it me or does the lady look 28 and the guy 46? Anyway they just comitted career suicide cos no T.V station or any media company will employ them.

Na now I know say una no sabi jollyment at all. Try sapele garri with sapele water, then come back and testify.

Ewwwww. Ayanma..... Stop it, stop it.

Signs of end time. Hmmmm! A whole arsenal

2go.

Hmmm. Abeg o, I'm a lil slow today. When u say 'security', are u talking about the regular hausa 'mai-guard'?

Adam. The 1st guy to poko the 1st original puny on the lush grass in the garden on eden under the moonlight. I can imagine how it must have felt. Hmmm eve bad gan.

All I could read from the above article was 'blah blah blah and blah' the only thing I could understand is that there is likely gonna be public holiday on thursday and friday. Yay.

bbpreye: What kind of wonders?
Bedroom type?

You know it. I pity d gurl dat catches me in dat mood!

Yoyo bitters mixed with chilled stout and power horse. Works wonders.

Agbaya wey no dey shame. Shio, kelebe, pueeeeh

Hmmmm. I love gurls with tight backside, sexy hips, flat belly, very inviting bosoms. Hmmm nadiaaaa. (Stop day-dreaming, guy wake-up, its not real)

Mtchew. This has gone far enough. So what is the rationale behind what Achebe is doing at his old age if I may add? Why did he have to wait till now to write all this (with all due respect) bull shit. Why didn't he do that before now? Before Awolowo died? Pls note that there are publications even online about the civil war, the events leading to it and after it online. I'm appalled that what just one MAN is spewing out is causing all this unnecesary argument. Why didn't 'the great' ojukwu say some negative words about Awolowo before he died? at least we would have heard from the horse's mouth. This is just a personal vendetta by Achebe to discredit Awolowo. Simple.

I can only imagine by Mercy me

Lol. This country is jst too funny. Imagine youths in nairaland arguing over a war they don't even know anything about and u want this country to move when we can't even co-exist. I'm not surprised sha cos dis anormally started from the day that bitch luggard was fucking insulted us by naming us 'nigger area' (nigeria).

This guy should grow up jooor. This style is no longer in vogue. Nigerians are now matured when it comes to artists and their music. By the way, I've been meaning to say (looking left and right) how does these pics change the price of ehm ehm that white thing I ate with g.nut this night.

Onila you too wan belong. Na by force say u must bring gift?

Avengers made too much sense, men in black 3 and spiderman 4 was a flop in my own opinion. Can't wait 4 the release of G.I joe2. The preview mad gan. The rock and bruce wilis in d same movie...

Nice!!! But that won't stop real madrid from messing up your day tomorrow. Hala Madrid.