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[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=546771.msg7093885#msg7093885 date=1289104108]You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later. [/quote]I'm sure that he has heeded your advise.

I think its desperation; most girls would become desperate when all their friends become married and they are sill in the singles market.

*Pursues her with all my strength*.

Omolola1:
Crazyman, stop advertising yourself jor

And what makes you think that I'm advertising myself?

[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=537985.msg7004009#msg7004009 date=1287920948]Greeting to all d single ladies in 9raland, Yeah, you gonna smile with your luscious lips i bet.

Dis ma Oga ( Boss ) Is seeking for a Single n Gorgeous lady from any tribe, He's rich, Well dressed Gentleman and he's well known in Lagos.

Ladies - I present to you Hon, Eng.Mr Rakunji Zamborobayatata Jr.. Start calling right away.[/quote]I hope he finds a cute girl on this forum; because he’s so handsome.

djcrucifix:
"baby u know i love you, oya let's go to my room"

Very funny; and I think the best so far?

Well she can win the Muslim guy over; or is it impossible?

To be honest, I couldn’t comprehend what you were saying.

Try and speak in clear English next time; thanks.

Sort of.

I would take it that you’re being gender biased.

The truth is as clear as crystal and yet you’ve refused to accept simply because you’re a female.

Let me ask you a question; and please give an honest reply.

Suppose you’ve been admiring a guy for a while; and after days of sleepless nights, you finally summon the courage to tell him how you feel. And he replies thus.

Hey you’re below average; try working on your looks and stop forcing yourself on me.

To be honest, by this time next year, you wouldn’t have recovered from that statement; or am I lying?

What can I say?

First I would start by saying that the aim of every religion is to bring happiness to its members; to accommodate each other peacefully; and to make disciples regardless of your background.

For instance, I’m a Christian; and if I happen to meet a girl from another religion, that possesses all the qualities of what I want in my dream wife, I would accommodate her, and if I see that we’re compatible I would make her a disciple for Christ. You can’t expect me to dump her simply because we’re of different religions.

I can win her over to my religion through the love I have for her; and believe me, if such a girl loves me, she would be willing to go the extra mile just to ensure that we don’t loose each other.

MrsEve:
There are plenty of men ON NAIRALAND opening up threads about killing themselves because they got dumped or rejected, COME ON LET BE REAL,

And how many of them do you actually believe?

You should know that 70% of threads started on this forum are bunch of lies; we all make our post because some people out there reading might be experiencing the same problem; so at least, our posts might provide a solution.

But that doesn’t mean the topic starter actually wants to kill himself.

So is this thread strictly for Seun only or are other members welcomed?

[quote author=amy_girlrl link=topic=546528.msg7090398#msg7090398 date=1289052646]To cut my story short, he asked me to come one sunday afternoon to help him fix a meal and i went but one thing led to another. He told me to go fet him something from his bedroom and i went but b4 i knew it he was in the room with me and that was it. He almost despoiled me but i managed to get away after threatening him.

I feel like exposing him to the world but i don't know how to go about it because i feel he has been doing it to some other girls and might continue until someone stopd him.

Pls how do i go about this?[/quote]From your story, you sound so childish or would I say inexperienced.

Imagine your line 5 where you said he invited you into his bedroom; priest or no priest any male that invites a female into his bedroom has something else in his heart; you should have suspected something.

It’s a miracle that you weren’t r.aped I just hope that you would take corrections from this incident and learn to be suspicious and alert at all times.

Finally, I would support the idea of exposing him; such a person is worthy of being a priest. Infact, he’s a disgrace to the religion; so I thing reporting him to the appropriate authorities wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

MrsEve:
Since MEN ARE so stronnnnnng and can deal with rejections SOOOOO MUCH BETTER, WHY JUST WHY YOU GOT SO MANY MALE NAIRLANDERS ON HERE talking about killing themselves because they got DUMPED/REJECTED?

How many ones have come out openly to tell you that they want to kill themselves?

You broke the rules.

[quote author=amy_girlrl link=topic=546525.msg7090354#msg7090354 date=1289052047]a young lady has been complaining of not being noticed by the kind of men she wants. please, what can be responsible for this and what can she do to get attraction from her dream man.[/quote]Be yourself; don’t try it imitate your friends who probably have their dream guys. Be who you are, and guys would respect you for that.

Secondly, you must learn to dress properly; a decent guy would never be drawn to the attention of in indecently dressed girl.

Also you must avoid being desperate; guys of nowadays are looking for cheap girls – girls that they won’t have to spend too much money on; so if you present yourself as a desperate candidate, you might  get treated like trash.

Finally learn to respect and speak politely to people; the reason why most girls find it difficult to get their dream man isn’t because they aren’t attractive enough; but because they lack politeness in their approach to people.  

So tell your friend to follow these steps and I’m sure that sooner or later you would have cause to smile.

Good luck.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=546566.msg7091126#msg7091126 date=1289061080]Seun, you're crazy and this is not even funny.

Just admit it, Nigerian men fear our rejection. sad.[/quote]Learn to speak politely to people; this is your site admin not some street boy asking your out. If you disagree with his views, then state yours without having to insult his personality.

@Topic.

I believe that most women are confused; like Seun stated earlier, most girls reject men just for the fun of it. Another reason I would agree with Seun’s opinion is that when a girl summons a courage to ask a guy out, and unfortunately, she gets rejected; believe me, she would remain heart broken for the rest of her life.

But we men are much stronger than they are; our minds are configured to handle much disappointing news than women. So I strongly believe that men can handle rejection more maturely than women.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]CM, you no remember say blue goat, wings of dragon etc dey list? [/color]

Ok Ok I remember!

But your presence would be needed urgently in order for the love spell to work properly.

What do you think my love?

You can't even spell correctly.

good luck.

I'm listening

Blasphemy against God's word.

@poster.

Nairaland is a big forum, spend a little more time here and you would be sure to find your dream girl in the not so far future.

So what must I do to win you once and for all my love.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]How many other hearts has the shrine won for you? [/color]

None so far my love.

I've spent all my money and charms trying to win your heart and you're yet to become mine.

Ujujoan:
I wonder why people are encouraging obesity!

I wonder o!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]
How have you been?[/color]

I've been to the shrine to win your heart once and for all.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]CM, hey I dey ooo, missing your band though
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Here's the band sweety.

https://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik01.gif https://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik29.gif https://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik34.gif https://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik39.gif https://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik25.gif.

I don't think I hate anyone. at least for now

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