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Jokes Etc › Re: I Always Forget My Dreams by CrazyMan(m): 10:32am On Sep 10, 2009
And I'm happy to inform you that Ben is involved in that coup.
Jokes Etc › Re: If U Av Jst 24hrs To Live Wat Will U Do by CrazyMan(m): 10:31am On Sep 10, 2009
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=319380.msg4509413#msg4509413 date=1252491320]u could'nt slip shocked y? d mosquetoes?[/quote]No it's you and not the mosquitoes. undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 10:26am On Sep 10, 2009
Good day.
Jokes Etc › Re: Ugliest Male Nler by CrazyMan(m): 10:25am On Sep 10, 2009
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=130546.msg4515837#msg4515837 date=1252574166]GURU MORNING "ALL"[/quote]Good morning to you my dear. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by CrazyMan(m): 5:32am On Sep 10, 2009
What can I say; let me leave you two love birds to continue your honeymoon.

We all know that when you both get together distrubance and unnecessary interruption is strictly forbidden. tell that to the newbies
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 5:22am On Sep 10, 2009
Then keep it secrete and don't tell anyone ok?

See you later in the day gotta go smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: How Will You Say This In Correct English by CrazyMan(m): 5:15am On Sep 10, 2009
Its been long sice the day broke.

That's my final answer
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 5:06am On Sep 10, 2009
@Amaka.

Tell me how many married couples that knew each other before they got married?

My dear, everyone is a stranger; but its how well you get to know each other that matters.

@chic2pimp.

How do you know that?
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:51am On Sep 10, 2009
Haven't you heard that dreams usually become a reality? So I would continue dreaming and hoping becaust the price at stake (which is you) is worth the trouble. 8-)
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:39am On Sep 10, 2009
About the comment, my system is hanging. I guess its memory problem; the memory is very low.

Back to the topic.

That means I have to start praying bad prayer for you so that you would have problem with your two and half husbands. And when they send you packing, I would step in and have you all for myself. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:29am On Sep 10, 2009
I don't think I can line up o! I'm a big man; lining up under the sun is what I'm ready to do.

I'm afraid we have to break the rules.

Call the security and ask them to open the gate for the Ochinawata 1 of Ifite land. Tell them that he has come to take you as his bride. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:29am On Sep 10, 2009
I don't think I can line up o! I'm a big man; lining up under the sun is what I'm ready to do.

I'm afraid we have to break the rules.

Call the security and ask them to open the gate for the Ochinawata 1 of Ifite land. Tell them that he has come to take you as his bride. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:28am On Sep 10, 2009
I don't think I can line up o! I'm a big man; lining up under the sun is what I'm ready to do.

I'm afraid we have to break the rules.

Call the security and ask them to open the gate for the Ochinawata 1 of Ifite land. Tell them that he has come to take you as his bride. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:18am On Sep 10, 2009
Ah what's with all the protocol again?

Look at the crowd that are lined up for the same purpose of picking a number. . . You sure say number go reach me so?
Jokes Etc › Re: I Always Forget My Dreams by CrazyMan(m): 4:13am On Sep 10, 2009
God help us huh
Jokes Etc › Re: I Always Forget My Dreams by CrazyMan(m): 4:12am On Sep 10, 2009
God help us huh
Jokes Etc › Re: I Always Forget My Dreams by CrazyMan(m): 4:12am On Sep 10, 2009
God help us huh
Jokes Etc › Re: I Always Forget My Dreams by CrazyMan(m): 4:11am On Sep 10, 2009
God help us huh
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 4:07am On Sep 10, 2009
Really; wao that would be great. At least I've finally got a date.

So how do we begin. . . I guess I'm number four right? smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 4:01am On Sep 10, 2009
Primary one poem.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows The Answer by CrazyMan(m): 3:58am On Sep 10, 2009
Yes. Final answer Spiderman smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 3:54am On Sep 10, 2009
Wao. That's an achievement; but don't you think your husbands would get jealous if they find out that their beautiful wife has other men on her list?

If I must ask, what number do I fall smiley
Nairaland General › Re: ---- by CrazyMan(op): 3:47am On Sep 10, 2009
Lysaa, I'm still waiting. I can't sleep.
Jokes Etc › Re: sleeping with a man is like a soap opera by CrazyMan(m): 3:44am On Sep 10, 2009
Since you're giving kudos to those that have been on NL for two years, greater kudos should be shown to those that have been here much longer.

I've been on this forum for three years. You can check my profile for verification smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 3:36am On Sep 10, 2009
This one you're saying they aren't you supposed to have one husband? Or how many do you have if I should ask. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Ben10 And The Dry Cleaner by CrazyMan(m): 3:31am On Sep 10, 2009
No. Do you have a better one for me?
Jokes Etc › Re: Molue Tales. . . . . Lmao by CrazyMan(m): 3:28am On Sep 10, 2009
Now, that was funny.
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by CrazyMan(m): 3:26am On Sep 10, 2009
Your husbands are who?
Jokes Etc › Re: Can I Become A President Of Nigeria? So: by CrazyMan(m): 3:23am On Sep 10, 2009
Una no de sleep huh
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Over An Ex? by CrazyMan(m): 3:16am On Sep 10, 2009
The best way to get over an ex is go into another relationship.

As long as you remain single, you would never get over him/her. The best solution is to learn from whatever mistake that led to your breakup, then look for someone else and begin afresh.
Romance › Re: Girls,own Up To The Number Of Guys U Have Slept With by CrazyMan(m): 3:05am On Sep 10, 2009
No wonder you're so lean.
Romance › Re: Why Women "run" From Nice Guys by CrazyMan(m): 2:55am On Sep 10, 2009
I guess it goes both ways like some posters have said. . .most girls prefer to date a happening guy; a guy they feel knows it all; they see the quiet and nice guy as someone who doesn't know what's up.

Unfortunately for them, most of these happening guys turn out to be chronic womanizers who probably have no reasonable plans for them other than using them and breaking their hearts

I still agree with the first poster that being nice isn't the key to a girls heart.

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