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This thread is so funny.

No way; it's not worth dying for and I myself won't die for any woman all in the name of love.

She meant that you're an idiot

Lysaa I would pay you N500 per month to teach crazy children nursery and primary school.

What say you?

Jumps from my seat and grabs Abbey city

Should I start sucking

Isn't this suppose to be funny

DaudaAbu:
Hw much is the self advert rate on this forum self

It's N200,000 but negotiable you can pay the money through me because I’m nairaland’s financial secretary; and I would place your advert right away for free

Don't worry; I would take you to papa ugochukwu's place this evening so we can snap another picture.

But this time it's my hands that would be on your face.

biola44:
then tell us

Tell you what?

Look into the system and you would find that most drivers are bettef off than graduates; do you know how much a bank driver earns?

Or the driver of a CEO; my dear drivers are not poor people.

You would make a good primary school teacher

lysaa:
were u not the one who taught me to take that pose?

But I told you to put your hand on your head not on your face; why do you keep forgeting?

nana is that you?

Hope you still remember me don't mind my new id I'm crazykidman

I'm hungry

The question I keep asking myself daily is that; why would a single girl – of all the guys within her vicinity; abandon them and go for a married man?

My dear marriage is a sacred thing; if you have an affair with a married man, you have inquired God’s wrath; and believe me, it would be upon you; so all I can say is that you abandon this man and look for a single guy.

Abbey if you post am and another girl collect me from you; don't say I didn't warn you.

Since when i hit my mouse on his head

Here is kind of public for some questions I would want to ask; don't worry I won't take much of your time.

I just want to confirm who you are.

see wetin?

biola44:
d only problem is d cash naa

I've seen some graduates that are poorer than drivers; so I doubt that cash is the problem.

Except you be born again you will never be allowed to kiss my handsome face

I’ve always and would continue to say it that internet relationships is just rubbish.

I've done so manys things for her

Can we chat?

I reall want to know you; just hit on my YIM ok?

lysaa:
emeka, dunno y u dont keep close contact with your sis. call her and ask her how she is doing?

She won't pick my calls    

lysaa:
emeka, dunno y u dont keep close contact with your sis. call her and ask her how she is doing?

as for your food, take your lazy behid to the kitchen and have the left over loi-loi n banga soup microwaved for breakfast!

now, next time u talk to me anyhow, i wouldnt hesitate to put my bad on imma slap u again again!

But I don't know you na?

Who are you and why did you cover your face?    

Tell her to exercise patience so that she can be a living witness of the magnitude of love you have for her.

Love is not what you tell or say to someone; it’s something you practice; love from my own perspective is a practical thing; when you’re with a girl, and you’re practical about the love you have for her, she won’t even ask you this kind of question.

Lysaa your pic is nice; why did you cover that beautiful face of yours.

Abbey come to my room lets continue from there

lysaa:
walks up to crazy man and slaps the hell out of him

Slap? Now what da hell is wrong with you? How many times would I get slaped, first Abbey now you; make una no turn me to slapping bag o!

lysaa:
Boy! are u outta your mind? I'm your mom for crying out loud.

Mama no vex; but you haven't given me anything to eat this morning na. Abi you want make your pikin starv to death; which kind mama you be sef?

lysaa:
Now the next time u try to hit on me ifeoma emeka crazyman iv, i'll send u back to that hole u fear.

By the way how's Ifeoma doing? her pic is really cool