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Stop hmmmmm your voice is so hoarse

You're male so stop pretending to be a female.

Don’t you have a brother you can report him to?
I mean a male in your family who would go and warn him about his character. Because matters like this needs to be dealt with physically.
If you report him to the police, they would only arrest him and question him in the station after that, they would free him and he is still a threat to your life.

Porp corn

That food is prohibited in the great Ahanglolonstiatious shrine. If you eat it, you would have hunch back.

I wish you a lovely day

Na wah for you o!

So all this while I’ve been telling you am the chief of the great Ahanglolonstiatious shrine; you couldn’t put two and two together Hun?

Anyway if you must know, am not a cultist, am a chief priest.

Not all girls expect relationships to end in marriage; and like a poster said, it depends on the age of the girl. If you’re dating a girl between the ages of 16-20 then marriage should be on you scheme. But if it’s a situation whereby the girl is matured, then she would keep on pestering you for marriage.
It happenes and it’s natural.

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The great Ahanglolonstiatious says that Iice has to apologize in person. Although your apology has bee accepted on her behalf; but she has to tell dedosky that she won't do that again.

About your friend looking for a herbalist, tell him to contact me Here's my address.

12 rituals road off satanic bus stop.

Direction: take a bus by say 10- 11:pm in the night shouting one chance one chance, drop at satanic bus stop or cemetery market they are the same. When you reach there ask for the great priest of the Ahanglolonstiatious shrine and I would appear before you.

Marlet, I am the chief priest of the Ahanglolonstiatious shrine.

If you want to become a member of our group, you would have to bring a couple of items including the sum of 1 million naira.

Iice has disobeyed the great Ahanglolonstiatious and the gods of the enchanted forest are angry with her.
If she doesn’t apologize in 48 hours, she would have a hunch back says the great Ahanglolonstiatious.

Vocking Iice

I i c e I i ce I i c e I i c e

Try and cut off you Pen*s it's too long

Ok I will help you.

I learnt that Iice is disobeying the what we said. Tell her that if she continues to firlt, she would have a hunch back.

I wish you a lovely day.

@Iice

Feel free to come to my shrine whenever you wish.
And remember to remove your shoes at the door before you enter.

Emmm I will be leaving you now I have to go into the enchanted forest; I have a meeting there when I return, we will continue our discussion.

Have a nice day

There’s nothing to worry about and I can assure you that.
The divinations were meant for debosky and if he misuses any of the instructions I gave to him, then he might end up with a hunch back.

As for you – you’re totally safe from all hidden dangers so fear not ok?

Oh! don't be afraid I won't harm you ok?

@Debosky

Ok one more thing.

Take this charm and put it under your bed whenever you want to sleep it’s for protection against bad dreamshttps://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/509.gif. This means that once it’s placed under there, you will continue to have lovely dreams like the one you shared with me.
You will even have more and the most important thing is that they will all come to pass.

This other one is very easy to use https://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1022.gif. Its for protection All you have to do is to be very careful that the hand or head doesn’t break. If any part of it breaks, am afraid to say this, but that would be the end of your life
So please be very careful with it ok?

With that, I retire back to my shrine.


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@Ika what's up with you?

Emmm one more thing hurry and pay the oracle like I mentioned earlier so the everything would work out fine. you know the old saying good soup costs lots of cash.

That’s just two of the list I have for you here let me list it to you so you would know
1 Alligator pepper
2. The eye of an eagle
3. The heart of a lion
4. One Ostrich egg
5. The skin of a rattle snake
6. White powder
7. 3 white cock
8. 1 cow
9. 2 bush rat


Note: if you can’t get all the listed items above, you can humbly drop an toke sum of 1 million naira so the concoctions which I would immediately transport into the enchanted forest later tonight would work.

Humo hrress hysgsgs hayagege gaysgefa gxde don't mind my language am talking to the gods https://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/228.gif https://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/541.gif

The calabash reveals that the Iice has melted now but you have to give it a little time to accumulate back into solid form so that you would enjoy it to it's fullest it when it finally arrives in your cup ok?

Let's see chanting some incantations

The pammy isn't someone else it’s a forum a place. Remember that Nairaland is the head (The cup); then the pammy in the cup simply means dating and meet up zone on Nairaland.

It so lovely being there (dating and meet up corner) but it wasn't complete until you got the iice into it.
Do you now understand?

I wish you the same

Maybe this link might silence you all

http://www.thenewsng.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=3228

No na you know that both of us are one https://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/458.gif

It works if you give it a try

Ok here’s the full Interpretation.
1 Cup

2. Pammy

3. Iice

Cup: That’s Nairaland you came to Nairaland with the cup in your hand, but you want something in that cup that takes us to the second item pammy

Now the Pammy is the dating and meet up zone.

You are now in the dating and meet up zone; which means the pammy is now in your cup which is Nairaland. Now like other guys, you need one more item and that item is a female.
The ice you put into the pammy is your female. And that is the real iice on Nairaland.
So that dream you had simply means you've completed your mission on Nairaland congratulations.

Simple Interpretation

It means that you will put iice in your cup of pammy and drink her.

Go and read my posts properly; I wasn't telling them what to put on, I was only advising them on how to dress so don't get me wrong.

Believe me it would come to pass

Free please take it easy ok?

Ah Sorry I na know say you de wait for me.


About the dream stuff clears throat
I had a lovely dream; and in that dream, we met each other

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=71027.msg1368211#msg1368211 date=1186538292]crazykid, i say sharaaaaappppp, i dey talk u dey talk, u no get elderly picture for wall? Nonesense, bush man, if you talk again, i will e-slap you, leave them sistas alone, if you don't like what they wear, take them go market go buy better for them, else, sharaaaaappppppp[/quote]Go and tell your father and your mother at home to shut up.

I don't blame you - you certainly lack common sense and believe me, I would prefer talking to my dog than to you.