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Hello hello everyone's happy

what's the secrete

They do it because of Owo, Money Ego, !!!

You're 100% correct

We need a doctor here

Hmmmmmmmmm

That's not your pic

Double Id

A policeman came back home from work and started shouting at the top of his voice.

Policeman: Hey! Somebody help! Am finished! This is disaster! How will I pay my bills, how will I send my children to school, how will I pay my rent, how will I . . .

[His neighbours cut in]

Neighbours: Oga police wetin happen?

Policeman: it’s my new oga the acting police IG

Neighbours: what about him?

Policeman: He’s threatening to ban check points.

Evrithng u've got undividedly

I agree with that

Ok extend my greetings to her

tell her i missed her ok?

I've met some sha

A policeman at a check point was collecting money as usual. Unfortunately, he forgot it was midnight because he had no wrist watch. And as he stood there in the dark, as car pulled up.

Policeman: Hey stop there

[The car stopped]

Policeman: What time is it?

Car driver” its 12:00 midnight sir

Policeman: Did you just say 12:00 midnight

Car driver: Yes sir

Policeman: You must accompany me to the station.

Car driver: I’ve not committed any crime sir, so why should I have to accompany you to the station?

Policeman: Well, as you can see, it’s a dark and scary night and am afraid to go to the station alone because I think I could be robbed of my illegal goodies I collected form bus conductors.

Na you weh don kolo

Dollie long time. how you doing?

Stupid question

Copy cat

[move][size=15pt]It can never be craizer than this [/size][/move]

Hmm

Too much request

I doubt if there's any guy with all those qualities you required

Good luck and happy hunting

Hello Hello Welcome to nairaland creamish i can give you love if you wish

Islander:
@crazykid,
Your YIM is acting up too. Long time buddy,
It's me Neelsel, holla at me later.

Ok got that

_{What happened to your original id did you get banned or something}

_{Why can't i believe that}

I wish Omo eko would keep on laughing

Omo Eko:
Na wa ohhhhh u no fit copy the list

I read hard so i can't copy   _{copy is a sin you know}

Kituan is dating himself

Here's mine


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-6075.192.html

I have a guy but i don't need his money

I can't agree with you on that.
If he is a poor guy, would you have fallen for him?

Nice one