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It's Strange Isn't It? 1. Isn't it strange how a 500 naira bill Seems like such a large Amount when You donate it to church, but Such a small amount When you go shopping? 2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when You're at church, and how Short they seem when you're Watching a good movie? 3. Isn't it strange that you can't Find a word to say when You're praying, But you have no trouble Thinking what to talk about With a friend? 4. Isn't it strange how difficult And boring it is to read One chapter Of the Bible, but how easy It is to read 100 pages of A popular novel or book? 5. Isn't it strange how everyone Wants front-row-tickets To concerts or Games, but they do whatever Is possible to sit at the last Row in Church

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Can't do without eating?

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire. The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen, the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in—“ “I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”

A girl was discussing about the just concluded population census with her boy friend

Rita: Sam do you know that the just concluded census figures shows that men are more than women by Approximately 2 million percent

Sam: I know that, but what has that got to do with our relationship

Rita: It means that if you don't start spending more money on me, there are 2 million men out there who are ready to take your place.

I wish you would make a wish

The Nigeria/Ghana game from my own point of view is going to be a one sided match, because Ghana are of no match compared to us

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@fatliar am cool. Dis is da last

@fatliar am cool. Dis is da last

@fatliar am cool. Dis is da last

Now am da last

Now am da last

That child must be very clever.

What kind of thread is this

Cool

My baby

Amen oh! I wish you the same

What's going on in here?

What's going on in here?

Jay honey

I wish you a lovley day

Well, for me i don't think height should be a problem If you love a girl.

Jamica



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It isn't a problem no to love women.

An Igbo man went to the holy land, he visited the sea of Galilee. When he saw a boat, he asked how much the boatman would take him across the sea. $500 said the boatman.
"Chineke" screamed the Igbo man. "No wonder Jesus walked on water".

i'll confess my sins and get ready to make heaven


Imagine you were the president of Nigeria?

A man climbs to the top of mount Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "What does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies "A minute". Then he asks "What does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny" then he asks, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the situation in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air-conditioning and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here." "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or here I'll sue you" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a Lawyer?"