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_{Coughs and sneezes}

I touch eslynera

Galatico tell me the truth

do you obey all those rules you posted here?

adeoba:
how do i know he/she is a doctor

When you see someone in white clothes comming to insert a neddle in your _anus

Where are the doctors or do you want this guy to loose control here  

Is like you are going Psycho gotta look for a doctor for you

Seun are you there?

Someone is becoming mad in here
let call the doctor

What's wrong with you adeoba you've been smiling everywhere?

I wish you'll talk and stop smiling

I wish to know also

I wish to know why you're smiling

I wish you knew am online

Two men had been doing business with each other for years and each had accepted the other’s word a binding without resorting to any written contracts or other types of formal documents.
One day, however upon closing a deal and presenting final payment, one of them demanded for a written receipt. His friend was shocked.

1st Friend: “But we’ve been doing business for years he pointed out and you’ve never doubted my word nor have we even had any trouble

2nd Friend: No, you’ve done nothing wrong as a matter of fact everything is fine, same at it was.

1st Friend: Then why this sudden change?

2nd Friend: Alright. You and I are getting along in years and life being as unpredictable as it is, one of us may pass out suddenly and eventually the other one will go too. When my time comes and I get to heaven I want to prove to Saint Peter that I led a decent life down there and that among other things, I paid my depts. And don’t owe anyone a kobo when that time comes, I don’t want to run all over hell looking for you to get a receipt

Two men had been doing business with each other for years and each had accepted the other’s word a binding without resorting to any written contracts or other types of formal documents.
One day, however upon closing a deal and presenting final payment, one of them demanded for a written receipt. His friend was shocked.

1st Friend: “But we’ve been doing business for years he pointed out and you’ve never doubted my word nor have we even had any trouble

2nd Friend: No, you’ve done nothing wrong as a matter of fact everything is fine, same at it was.

1st Friend: Then why this sudden change?

2nd Friend: Alright. You and I are getting along in years and life being as unpredictable as it is, one of us may pass out suddenly and eventually the other one will go too. When my time comes and I get to heaven I want to prove to Saint Peter that I led a decent life down there and that among other things, I paid my depts. And don’t owe anyone a kobo when that time comes, I don’t want to run all over hell looking for you to get a receipt

Worole

Yea c'omon on let hear it if you got any

Yea

you sound so cool today
i hope you got good news to share with me

okwanuzo3:
Why do many african guys think they are fine, when they are not? perfect examples are lots of guys on nairaland, who post their pics confidently and actually say they are fine, when they wowo

Why didn't you put your pic so we'll know you aren't wor-wor

This stuff isn't as hard as you think it is
why all the questions?

Wahala prof

_smlies

Hmm i'll try it anyway

xxx2

_{Cleares throat}

Now that was funny

We thank God

so tell me, you schooling or something?

And it worsened when a prof is involved

Pills huh
you mean the pill you left?

I was searching for dating sites in Nigeria via google miraculously i found it.
and guess what?

I registered and became a full time member

_{Woman wrapper}

Intresting

Don't know

how you doing?

A teacher penned the following note on the report card of one of his students.

“Sam does well in his studies but he spends too much time playing with girls. I believe I have a plan that will cure him of this and I would like your permission to try it.

The boy’s mother signed the card and wrote back.
“Permission granted and if the plan works be sure and let me know so that I can try it on his father”.