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its lovely

funny thread . . y not?

Ajadijadijadi!! where in dis planet have u been?

Ika . . congrats on d acquisition of a new goat . . . sorry cat . . sorry cow . . .sorry tolotolo . . abeg IICE . . wetin b dat creature?

daduke2k:
hey creamy!!!

hey darl . . how u doing? thread sucks . .im out

kokonets:
Men. . .maybe they re in awe of ya creams damn!
Xcuse ma curiousity but re u whr i am

if it's 9ja. . .yep

saintneo:
I'm in great doubt. Stay away from them, they term you a weakling (mumu, asswipe, ju-man). Then try making a move and they will ignore you for one month - what do they want.

i.e if they r guyz like u ba?

*long hiss* . . reminds me of those junk mails in my yahoo box . .

at least, iv also got sth 2 laugh about

bros . . dis is NL . . . im surprised criticism is seen as an issue . . i dont see attacks . . . i only see wat is expected in an online forum

knowing how attractive i am, i feel respected.

tubabie:
While in Secondary I had this crush. . . During one of the long breaks I noticed he was hovering around my estate with his friends, so I decided to step out one grand afternoon and stroll past them on my way to buy TELL magazine for my parents. So I stepped out wearing a very short and tight skirt.
Oh they noticed me quite alright and walked with me to where I got the mag. , . . and on our way back almost at the house we met my father

My father: tubabie I knew you were up to something,when you went out with your legs exposed to your waist
tubabie: No Daddy(felt like the ground should open and swallow me)
My Father: Now from your body language (facing the my crush) I know you are the one she dressed up for. . . . . . If I ever see you near her again. . . then He whispered the threat to the boy

For two sessions in school , guys gave me a wide berth cos of my Pop and I dont even know till today what the threat was. . . . . . anytime I tease my father about it nowadays, he pretends not to know what am talking about

, now i feel betta

whiteroses:
btw ladies when you go on dinner dates be sure not to drop sauce on your chest, dis guy wasnt laughing at my jokes and felt worried letter i looked at my chest it was full of dropping sauce, that meal was delicious so i ate sloppy n i'm not used to italian

@ whiterose's profile pix

googles:
not in this life

chicken!!

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=458871.msg6174537#msg6174537 date=1275999923]aha one must not laff at such things, she could have been seriouly hurt, pele jare[/quote]thank you jare . . .ur my only paddy here . .  

Googles, im sure uv had worse. . . i dare u to share it!    

[quote author=googles link=topic=458871.msg6174479#msg6174479 date=1275999320][/quote]thanks for ur support googles . . .very encouraging .

mine was sum yrs back. . . was outside my gate with sum chicks (my neighbours) and we were stroking everyone who walked past us . . (u know how interesting gossips can be  ) . . some cute guys were strolling and they came towards our direction. . .I was lookinf fly wit ma short white skirt n white top (wetin de reign doz dayz) . . one of dem boyz was tryn to toast me. . .so i started walking backwards and giving him some hard-to-get moves/yarns . . dint know d gutter wasnt properly covered . . fell into d gutter. . wit d damp black water and all d colonies of mature algae! . . d laughter i heard above me was just terrible . .     

dint want to get out . .   

d guy has told u hoo-haa dat ur not d one . . . dont bother killing urself over sth dat dosnt exist.

move on. d pix isnt coming down for u.  

daduke2k:
^^^^ y NL nah. we aint dat gullible u know

charity begins at home . . since some pple spend 95% of their time here, it culd b termed as home

plz leave d penniless shmuck alone . . he wants someone he can love-vendor for profit . . ur prolly not pimpable

Look, young woman, . . . . there r young, single and readily available guyz here in NL . . . leave dat married man alone

If hez in NL, d topic will send him running judging by d young look of his face  

9 yrs? dats way too long for someone who dosnt want to be with someone else to spend with the person ooo . . so after 9yrs, he decided to call it quits? how old is she? she has prolly told other guyz who wanted her then to go to hell!

I dont blame her . . i suggest u leave him for now cos with d way shez going, she'll do anything to get him back and d relationship isnt goin to be just u and him . . who knows if shez had so many abortions for him and isnt able to bear a child again. . .dat might b d reason he left  

kokonets:
^^^^ Hello

HOWDY?

Luckily for u, things 'av gone beta so thank God . . imagine if u were still penniless and u went to dat function . . . . enjoy d moment but dont let it get to ur head.

works for some peeps sha . . d others just get duped. met some good friends online sha. . iv limited mine to just friends.

Caparzo:
Hw dem go ask u wen dem burst your toto 4 early age , dem get your code na

*long hiss*

sexi:
i noticed that guys of nowadays are never satisfied with one chick, they are always getting laid with different chicks cheating on their gfs. which is not meant to be. My friend's boyfriend is always sleeping around with other ladies and while my friend keeps being faithful to him. what do u guys think she should do?

wat will she do? even if she dumps him, wats to say dat d next person isnt a dog too? besides its equally d same with chicks, if hez worth forgiving, let her stay with him, if he isnt, she shuld move on,  c'est la vie