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derolly:
@ odunnu, u look gorgeous can i get your number or e-mail I.D ?

. . . did u forget d original reply u had for the topic?

I actually clicked on this topic hoping to see a pix of George Clooney or Will Smith (topic wulda made sense wit doz pixs)  

Obodo999:
When a friend of mine was single, he finds it difficult to find a girlfriend. Now he is in a relationship, Women are throwing themselves at him.
Why is it that women wants what is not available?

. . .pls quote the material u used for this research . .u need to have more than 1 story to make up such conclusions    

tot u were available

daduke2k:
y do u say that ? hmmm luv those kisses. for u . . . . . . . .

aaaaaawwwww . . . . dats so schweetttt!! . . sorry Pweety . . . datz mine . . . . ask 190 or Odiaero for urs

Duke, no mind me jare . .

hbabe:
Is it a list of NL who is who?

@topic
Dual Core
All his ladies, former, present and future beware!

carry go . . if u need coachin, hola!

daduke2k:
i cant find my name, wot happened?

haba. . .2nd list . . Thoniaslim, Daduke 2k, Chuckdee, Whitelexi and my darling namesake acidrop

lame . . . dis is wat u hear when pple read too much motivational books . . . soon, he'l say hez a mutant . . he has psychic powers . .

ah well . .u alone know how far uv gone wit her & based on d lil uv said, its quite serious . . . i know pple who got married while in d university so its rily no big deal .  . . i guess most pple here are thinkin from the smart.a.s.s point of view . . uv spent enuff time with her to know if shez worth it or not . . rily wish u d best . . i'd actually vote for your assistance wit d ticket . . 

Area Boy. . . .Dual Core . . . Kitaun . . . Sauron . . . Chamotex . . . . MissyB . . IICE . . . Ikamefa . . . Mukinatu . . . Gabrywl . . . Jaybee . . Googles . . .
SA Lady . . . SA Goddess . . . Bigrod . . . Kokonet . . .Siena . . . Spawnie . . .Scalamanger . . Ruudie . . . GB ola . . .dem plenty sha. . . more 2 come!!

ibkaye:
of course I would

Creaaaamiisssh

hey loff . .been a while 

@ Black . . i still think u shuld reduce it . . even if u pay half, and she brings d other half, it solves it. . .xcpt u dont have any immediate need for your savings . . . judgin by d way u say your relationship is goin, seeing her physically culd answer alot questions for u . .

. . . comfortable is d word . . .rich, hmm . . . thieves-magnet . . . as long as iv got my own thing goin on, he dosnt have to b rich. . .we culd be comfy together .

so Black . . .uv read all d comments so far . . . dú still think it wise to spend 3/4 of ur savings on a ticket?

hmm . . lotta things must'av changed . . .

Just upload ur pix and put ur email/number and ur problem is history.

if she can bring 3/4 of it, then help. . dont spend 75% of ur savings on airticket when ur not even sure if the trip will end well . . (she might actually want to come to naija to see other pple . . .not just u . . ) and u might b hurt and regret later. Iv helped guyz wit loans from my pocket and its soo damn hard to pay back . .  no fall mugu sha  

Googly goo

matoyeh:
Hello Room, There are some issues which I will like you people to advice me on. The issue has being in bad shape for the past 8 [b]months and I don’t think I can bear it anymore. I need someone who will advice me please.
I am 27 yrs old……. My name is Matoye. I have a brother who is married, but sometimes, he like to chase other girls around and he would take them to my house claiming that thats where he lives, I used to follow this my immediate blood brother around after our closing hour from the office. One day, he took me to one of his girl friends in her shop where she sells provisions, before we got to the girl place, he asked me to go there first and pretend as if I want to woo her. I did that and me the girl were flowing fluently, though, at that spot, she was just laughing and joking with me after my friendly woo approached. He met us on sit and pretend as if he doesn’t know me (that was our plan) after some hours, [size=16pt]we boated to laugh and says, we have ran a test on her…, [/size] That evening, she follow us to the house (that’s my house) and they both had nice time. [size=16pt]The next week (that was year 2006-2007) [/size] she came to my house without notice, she didn’t meet my brother, I told my brother on fone that she was around, my brother says I should tell her that he has travel and I should warn her not to be coming without notice. I couldn’t say that because I don’t want her to feel embarrassed. I just told her that he has travel, she came back after that day…the lady has being coming for almost 10 times and met my brother’s absent(its not his house) later, she later understand that its not his house that he has married, but she didn’t disclose to me that she has understood that, she kept coming to my house. One day, I was tempted to sleep with her. Since then, she swiftly transfers the relationship on me. She now commit herself to me seriously and she always come to my house without the knowledge of my brother.[/b]She got pregnant for me after 6 months of friendship, she didn’t tell me until she finishes the termination before she inform me that shes was pregnant.
I met another girl and I promise to marry this girl, as time goes on, unfortunately for me, everything start turning upside down for me. I got no job again and to feed my self became problem. I prayed and as well went to my pastor for prayer; my pastor told me that the girl I proposed to has a bad spirit that was affecting me. I need to live this girl with immediate effect if I don’t want to die in mystery. I love this girl so much, but I have no option than to leave her. I left her and I WAS left with this my brother’s friend again… after I left this girl, I went to my pastor and he prayed and confirmed that my destiny has been secured. That I should not have anything to do with the second girl again.
This my brother’s friend has being there for me (though, she has two children which the first boy is about 14-15 yrs, d second daughter 10-11 years) she provide whatever I need with passion. I appreciated her and I told her that “I don’t know how much I will do to appreciate you and what I will use to appreciate her” she told me that the only way to appreciate her is to marry her officially and that’s what she want from me.(though she has another married man that promise to marry her too in lagos, he called her everyday) I was scared that my brother issue is there, he shouldn’t hear whats between me and her. Ok, whatever the case may be, let me consult my pastor first, I didn’t tell my pastor the background of our relationship I just want to pray over the relationship, my pastor says, her star is not compatible with my, I should not marry her… I was confused, I decided to tell her emphatically, I told her and she fainted… she has being crying all day and night since then, I don’t know what to do about this, please house, advice me on this issue

im tempted to say "To God be the Glory">> Watch out for Part 2.

nwayz, uv gone too far to need advice. . . i guess ul find ur answers in Part 2.

meanwhile, edit the highlighted above . . u got me totally lost there

u know u cant force urself on any chick . . if she says no initially. . . and despite several efforts,she still insists on d negative, then let her b . . . shez not worth d frustration . . she'l give u some signs when shez ready . . if u see none, try next door.

muscles. .

just dont b in a hurry to get someone who'll help u forget him cos u'l b wit him for all d wrong reasons. . . select carefully. U'l survive babes.

VHorizon:
i just found out that all women are the same no matter how they come in different shapes and classes, who believes that,
if u don't, tell me which gal is impossible to attract and i will tell u how to do it

. . so wat r u? a BANK ?

heiyaa Dara. . . talk to me. . .who was d girl? wat happened?

Onchedu:
To what glorious end will my telling be?

LWKMD!!

googles:
Seriously ?? do they now give awards for creating threads on NL ?

with the way these **emm emm** threads are springing up am beginning to think there is a catch. .

imagine how many have you sampled ?? how low can you go ?

abi oo . . .

. . .when it is not Yerima & Lil Miss Saudi . . .

She shuld b old enuff to convince her folks to see it her way . . .for cryin out loud, d dude is married already . . paper or no paper. . . . arnt they christians? wat kinda mentality do they have?

@ topic . . Siena

@ topic . . . depends on your age . . btw10-15 . . u were smart (your mind isnt mature enuff to know how terribly silly a move dat was). . .
  . . . .btw 16 - X (where X is any figure after 16) . . . .dat was d most cowardly act in history.

It's simple . . u were blessed wit ballz . . .say NO . . it's not dat hard u know. . . u'l get more respect dat way 

mukina2:
Cream
how dare you hate on our darling scalamanga

hate ke? emi? i was just innocently confused wit d abnormality and despicability of dat animousity!

ikamefa:
@ cream yes! i have a new pet , his name is scalamanga!

all you carnivorous meat- mongers beware oh

. . . [size=5pt]*guilty conscience*[/size]

@ Ajad . . . pray thee tell . . .wat crimes and notorious criminality av u been upto? [size=5pt](forget my gramma ooo . . i know say e no make sense)[/size]