₦airaland Forum

Beautiful and very lovely smile

And yet the masses are suffering

This is what politics should be about. Politics is not about bitterness, politics is about values. i.e what and who you believe in.

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We need sound economist who knows about the workings of Nigeria's economy. This economic team shouldn't be partisan because Nigerians are suffering. Bismack Rewane of financial derivative should also be there.

Nigerians are really suffering under this current administration. The president needs to come up with ideas to make the living conditions in this country better than he meet it. This government needs to start the implementation of what was promised to us or else 2019 is around the corner. Nigerians are wiser now and can no longer be taken for a ride. The era of unfulfilled promises are over.

king94:
I support the breaking of their side mirrors if they choose to be lawless. If they were doing the right thing, they would have a leg to stand on but the reverse is the case.

you don't take laws into your hands because you want to correct someone. Its totally wrong to break their side mirrors

Flawless beauty

Cowmilk:
The wailing party shd bury her head in shame...
This cartoon if anytin potray PMB as a man of integrity

Hes still rebuilding wat 16yrs of cancerous infestations of People DEcieving People had done 2 nigeria

if he is rebuilding do we have to die first before he rebuilds it? REBUILDING SHOULDN'T BE AN EXCUSE FOR NO ECONOMIC DIRECTIONS. Nigerians are suffering including those of us who voted for him

kachola:
oga wait until ur pdpcomes to power den de can ask Apc hw de got deir campaign fund

Not "my pdp" it's just that corruption has to be fought in total. APC or PDP alike. Not sidelining some group of people

southpole:
The state governors should probe their predecessors BUHARI is probing his predecessor. Fighting corruption is not the exclusive responsibility of d president only. Challenge ur governor to do same if he knows what he is doing. Very soon your type will say d president should also probe local govt chairmen and councillors

Corruption is corruption if it exists at the level of the councillors why shouldn't the FG use the EFCC to probe it? Is it my governor who has the control of EFCC?

omooba969:
You have a good argument there but don't you think that is what PDP should be doing to counter the govt instead of fvckn around?

Fayose who's well known for misplaced priorities should be doing same by investigating APC, expose them & take them to court.

Yeye dey smell.

I totally agree with you. That's what PDP should have been doing right now. But it's so unfortunate for them that they are not organised

tbaba1234:
The question is not "PDP campaign fund".... It is the diversion of federal resources into PDP campaign.. That is the problem. APC was not in the FG.

Yes APC wasn't controlling the FG then but they were controlling states right?

So the guy is now an ex convict for punching someone. Na wa

Everybody is talking about PDP campaign fund, how the huge amounts of money shared was stolen from government, but nobody is talking about how APC campaign was funded by the governors of Lagos state and River and the other APC governors. The probe should be both ways if the government is actually sincere.

1.6 trillion?? During this economic crisis? He should go and smoke some more weed. Very senseless

dragonEmperor:
Heaven is boring. Most xtians know this

how can you make a statement like this. Have you been to heaven before?? Praising God is not boring, so heaven can never be boring

dragonEmperor:
Heaven is boring. Most xtians know this

how can you make a statement like this. Have you been to heaven before?? Heaven can never be boring!

I think its funny and interesting

Sai Baba,

How far o. We no dey see your brake light again. Wetin happen now?

How come you don’t talk to us anymore? Abi is our mouth smelling or is it the body odor?

We apologize if it is the “BO,” it’s just that we have not had light for some days now. Plus we have to queue for fuel for hours under the hot sun and by the time we come back with all that sweat and stress, the BO is unavoidable.
To be honest, things have been really difficult without you around. We miss you.

I remember in 2015 when I was still dating Jonathan my ex … that did not stop you you used to toast us every day with those sweet sweet jingles and free free recharge card with that your friend “Osinbajo.” You used to call us at odd hours of the night just to tell us how much you cared for us.

And on the weekends … ah!

It was party time! We used to groove to that band … the “Ogas At The Top.” They used be so good! Releasing hit after hit … especially the classic “Drunk in Power.” I bet you remember the video …



But since you entered Aso Rock the “Ogas At The Top” have “suddenly” stopped recording songs and you sef, you have forgotten about us! When we flash your number you don’t even pick. Why now?

And even when we visit … you send your gateman Shehu to give us message. That’s if you are even at home. Most of the time you have traveled to the abroad …

Nowadays we only get to see you on Television, not National but International!

Big man, we hail you o. Me sef I will like to go to the abroad one day, but with the falling Naira I no fit afford dollars for my trip.

Talking about the abroad Mr. President, how come you only send us messages when you travel?

It reminds me of my past relationship when I was the side chick and my boyfriend was cheating on me and only used to text but not call.

Is Nigeria your side chick? Are you cheating on us with another country? When will you visit Nigeria next? Not Aso Rock … the real Nigeria? The one you used to visit in 2015 when you wanted us. Do you remember this picture we took together … in Nigeria? We looked so happy and you looked so handsome =D

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Anyway, I have sweet gist for you sha.

Do you know that some herdsmen killed hundreds of people last month. It’s been very crazy, people are very worried that others might retaliate by killing their cattle which might affect the nations supply of Suya! And Nigeria without suya is very scary!

When we went to talk to you to gist about the suya herdsmen, your senior gateman Mr.Mohammed said that you people were dealing with the issue silently.

But people are complaining about this “silence” they are saying that the “silence” is too “silent” … but leave them, they don’t understand that “silence” works “silently!”

And before I forget, have you people found the 2016 budget yet? Do you think they will find it before 2016 is over? We have like 7 months left. I know Aso Rock is big and all, so it might be difficult to search the whole place before the year is over. But hopefully you find it soon.

Talking about finding, I found some CHANGE in my pocket recently.

I remember in 2015 when you used to shout that you will give us CHANGE we are finally seeing the CHANGE but it is not what we expected, we did not know the CHANGE will be CHANGE in our wallet. But it’s okay, we just have to be patient after all change is gradual …

Anyway I have to run, the generator is coughing, the fuel will soon finish … And I have to get ready for my new job tomorrow morning. Surprise! I bet you did not know I had a job =)

I will be working with an international Chinese Masquerade Company in the South East, where I will be helping them UnCloth and dress Masquerades, I am so excited, the pay is unbelievable and benefits are out of this world. Check out a picture of one of the Masquerades our company will be designing …

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Anyway, please remember to bring me Chocolate from the abroad and one jerry can of fuel … 25 liters specifically abeg. And please call us, we want to hear your voice again. Hope you still have our number sha …. lots of love.

PS: And please greet your Minister of Silence … I mean “Finance” for us. Sai Baba!

Sincerely,

Nigeria

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Irep Lumen Christi international high school!

When you don't have money life is always f*cked up.....Get your hustle on. We are all under the same sky, so we have equal opportunities to succeed. Teebillz should work hard and be a man. But......Tiwa if really you slept with those people when you were married then you're an as*hole

Beautiful. Terrorising men with her beauty.

Yes it's possible. But if you really want to grow and expand faster than you ordinarily would, then you need a bank loan. The bank loan helps you to get your dream in a record time. If u want to buy an equipment for like 3million and you get a bank loan for it you can buy the equipment in like 6 months. But if you want your profit to get to 3million it can take like 2 to 3 years of saving

Beautiful, she's got a very sweet smile.

How can it be possible when inflation is on the rise, fuel sells now at 200 naira per litre. Very impossible. Even as most of them wear 2 shirts every week, to save money so that they can move ahead in life, its still difficult. The only way it's possible is if the Parents are rich and the workers inherits fortune or he is extremely hardworking and have a VERY viable business. If not all the rich civil servants are looters.

He tried. First time i saw lights in Agbor for 3days straight and i saved 12k on diesel for the 3days. The annoying thing now is no more power after he left.

Some of you saying my wife will be my next of kin. What if something happens to you and she gets married again and she is the type that makes the husband next of kin and something eventually happens to her. Will the children not lose everything? No matter how small the child is its of my own opinion to make the first child nxt of kin. If you have other properties your other children canbe nxt of kin there too

talktonase:
how dollar take affect the pure water wey them dey make for back yard abi is the water imported?

The nylon for the sachet use to be 600k now 920k didn't you see that part??

dovelike:
NL guys dem are ugly kaiiiiiiiiii

not all of them...nxt time plz don't generalise.

Everybody just wants popularity....why tweet at Kanye West?? Did he share the cucumber with your dad??

How will they know the poorest 1million people ?