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mumu boy wasting money on pussies he'll never smash



Instead of using that money to give himself a treat

Omoluabi16:
Another reason I salute women. I can't even cope with that reality.. I'd probably kill myself. I find it awkward when my female friends tell me about their menstrual pains.

pussy

They should be happy and grateful



INEC just helped them save a whole lot of money because less guests will be attending

only pussies eat pussy!

op no offence but you're stupid!






In fact fvck you if you get offended. I must tell you the truth.
You are stupidly stupid

you are a dumb ass, weak ass sissy.


You must be ugly and broke so you feel only her could possibly love you

You reek of low self esteem and inferiority complex

They're def afonja brothers

The woman def loses.

The plantain actually represents dick.




It means that the number of plantains on the bunch is the number of rounds they'll go

MediaNGN:
Nigerian Woman identified as "Jordansmithng" has calls out her deadbeat Husband "Massivelord" for doing Giveaway on Instagram while his 3kids can't afford three square meals.

Your English sef



And title says baby daddy, post says husband.
oga op which is it


Abi you people did not plan the lie well

Well I was going to bury a body in the bush.

I saw her doing the same.

She showed me how to make the graves and corpses untraceable even for police dogs.

Thats how I knew she was my soulmate

If you go there, they might just arrest you too join after collecting the money.


They might even kill you two sef and claim you attacked them.


Even if they release you and your brother they will surely keep the laptop and phone.


They might even turn out to be kidnappers and you'll go and deliver yourself to them.




Only thing you can do is
1. Go to one local beer palour with thugs, buy them drinks and they'll help you launch an assault on and kill the supposed policemen and get your brother back

or
2. Forget about your brother and move on

All these hypocrites will be acting online like they don't do it more than 5x a day




We sha accept her advice and will try as much as possible to exceed the recommended dosage

How can it have a boner when it doesn't even have a dick

yeye blogger



even copy and paste yoy don't know how to do


tufia!

Well, I think the torture of the lady was sexually motivated.


Those guys look like BDSMists

We can't return to Egypt fam,



cause we're still in Egypt.

Vote AtikuObi to begin our exodus

If you want us to enter that list, vote APC this saturday

It has to be an Afonja



na them dey keep baby upside down dey force feed am

Dry af

Oya tell us his name
Is he on nairaland?
Give us his moniker
Lets force him to marry you

Damage control


too late fam, too late

Found where? when? how?


Sh!t people do just to trend these days

j

yeye blogger

Just came to check name

DonCrack:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on February 11, 2019 arraigned one Lilian Bisi Kadiri

not surprised.

Na wetin them sabi

All these criminals hiding under the title of pastor.


Sha, religion has always been scam. It is used to steal everything from you, including your intelligence

Before we slam them for raising money for Buhari's campaign when they can't contribute for an ailing coleague,

lets remeber that this money is like investment with hopes of making more if Buhari wins.
They gain nothing but gratitude if that money is given to an ailing actor or to poor fans.


So yes to them it is about profits and rewards.

But is it justified?

No I'm not.


I see no reason why I should risk my life going to vote in an election which the outcome has already been determined by whoever has the biggest stakes in INEC

Next time wear snake mask, na your head he go break

Yes it is




it is the best handwriting among primary 3 pupils

Nigerian politicians sha.

Instead of showing us what they have done when they were in power and what they plan to do when they get into office, they spend hours of their campaign and interview time blaming and making a mockery of the opposition or the ones in power.


We weep for our country