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When will you celebrate your child's birthday




or wait, you don't have any

lol
so you believe in talking snakes but can't believe in trinity, choi

these people sef

Ok
good for her


this one is not even worth my vaseline
next please!

I'd love to go to the white men's online forum one day and see them create threads educating themselves on the correct use of words in Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa and our other languages

wow


what a beautiful sight

red really does look good on him


but I think the picture needs a little more red tho

Well what did it feel like?
tell us

nothing wrong here

Whats the point?



I kill them after sex anyway

So bobrisky is not just a crossdresser but an olosho crossdresser

Two rational and sensible christians
wawu

That's something you don't see everyday

Wonder which kind of weed both op and the two commenters above are smoking

Good news!

congrats to them

I've never watched men twerk,

but I imagine it would be repugnant, irritating, cringe-worthy or just meh to watch

Funny how you people donated money for Buhari's campaign but can't do so for an ailing colleague.


Sha its not my business

GistCandy:
Mizta Nnamdi, who shared this sad news on his Facebook page, said the deceased was a super intelligent student and for this, his mate who plotted this devilish act was envious of him...

It was an accident.

There was no devilish plot!

Mrop:
You Can Watch Her Tweaking Skills HERE

If I watch it,
will the price of garri reduce

will the number of out of school children reduce

will Nigeria win the world cup

will Man U beat PSG

will the egg in my mishai turn to a full chicken

will you and the tweaker have sense

Well shame on your father for not using condom.
Shame on your mother for not beating sense into you.
Shame on twitter for giving you opportunity to display your stupidity.

TotoNaRubber:
This dominique no get face? Where is the photos? Abi na ghost?

she's one of Seun's bots

There's something about human flesh, once you taste it you want more

Well here's a prophecy I made early january.

CreepyBlackpool:
well here is my prophecy for the new year.

People will die before, during and after elections

The rich will get richer

The poor will get poorer.

So many people on NL will make it big from betting.

Top politicians will die next year

Soldiers will die.

Alfas and Alhajis will marry underage girls

Pastors will sleep with church members.

Skulls will be mined.

Drugs will be pushed.

Pastors will give fake prophecies.

Hoes will be raped and used for rituals.

Top celebrity marraiges will crash.

Musicians will drop albums.

People will commit suicide.

Mark my words, screenshot it, save it.
For all this must happen in 2019

As you can see they've been happening

The neighbour should be suing the man and his dog!
what nonsense

he even had the guts to take pictures

My christian friends will always tell me tithing is giving to God.


Your Jesus said that what you do to the least of your brothers, you do unto him.

How people seem to believe that a pastor with mansions and fleet of cars is the least of their brothers still amazes me

This one career don finish

His village people worked extra time

Every lady,even an ashawo, is a virgin until wedding night

Firstandonly:
sha, them go treck form house go reach the church. because no movement on that 23th

na wedding experience join



all na story wey them go tell

But where did they get the antelope from

Woke up by 10:40am and opened Facebook to remind a friend that we were suposed to go to the polling unit together.
News of the postponement just filled my news feed.
I opened nairaland for confirmation.




Las las, INEC has disenfranchised me cause there's no way I'll stay home till next saturday and I can't waste money and time coming back home again

God does not exist.


Assuming he was real sha, he has def lost to the devil

Why not date/know him for like a month before you start passing judgment

I was fvcking a dead girl, then she came back to life!


fvcking terrible men!
I had to kill her again

A girl I once asked out told me no cause she was afraid that if we started dating I will upset her and she'll kill me.



I was like wtf

agbonkamen:
See the pickin tick preeeek

oshey!!

aunty pedophile


is that the only thing you saw in the pic


You're making your obsession and addiction to dick too obvious