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Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 9:08pm On Feb 25, 2022
nobeku:


Kitikpa be my mother's slave until the world is destroyed.

Bandits are also used by my mother!
Oloribuku. A double amen si ADURA re fun iya re ati gbogbo family e
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 10:47am On Feb 24, 2022
nobeku:


I dey "lash" my WRETCHED semi literate mother....
Ohh I see.Omo osan ti nko ponpo ba iya e.
Sise sise ti se obuko re to fi ngun iya re,Omo ale tie ti ta pau like gun
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 7:35pm On Feb 23, 2022
nobeku:


Kitikpa dorwakwa otu nne gi ebe ahu!
O se agbako ni iwo oloribuku Omo yi.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 3:06pm On Feb 22, 2022
nobeku:


It's obvious...

Baba nla ku baba e oni kure Omo rada
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 3:05pm On Feb 22, 2022
nobeku:


Otu gbawakwa nne gi ebe ahu!!!!
Iya laya e oni kuure
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 11:21am On Feb 22, 2022
nobeku:


AMEN!!!!!!
Oloriburuku dindinrin Omo lasan
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 11:20am On Feb 22, 2022
nobeku:


Noted!
Opnu ode.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 7:54pm On Feb 21, 2022
nobeku:


Kitikpa lacha ohu nne gi ebe ahu!

Bandits jiri amu dorwakwa otu nne gi ebe ahu!!!

Mpama!
Bleep you,Bleep your father,Bleep your mother,Bleep your entire generation
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 7:53pm On Feb 21, 2022
nobeku:


Thanks
Stupid son of a bitch
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 8:16pm On Feb 20, 2022
nobeku:


Kitikpa tagbuo onu otu NNE GI ebe ahu!

Coward Urchin!
You should have been more useful as farm manure than living like this and keep wasting the very scarce resouces of your generation.
Oloriburuku somebori
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 8:13pm On Feb 20, 2022
nobeku:


You know that of Buhari so well but not that of your late WRETCHED ILLITERATE Lousy father...

Anu Mpama!
Its a good thing that you know your father is wretched illitrate lousy man.
You know your father lineage appraiser so well I'm sure your entire godforsaking ancestor and father will be so ashamed of you for what you by now.
Wasted soul.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 12:10pm On Feb 20, 2022
nobeku:


Just wanted to remind you of his Uselessness on earth.

Thankfully,you are still abreast of that fact!
I can see you inherit ni,it generational for you.
Obo Omo ale jatijati
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2022
Handsum64:

PDP agent yet to recover
Apolitical dude.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 10:42pm On Feb 19, 2022
nobeku:


Let's compare his Uselessness and that of your Lousy, WRETCHED ILLITERATE father..
Stupid son of a nincompoop father,
Seem you know your father history so well.
Politics / Re: Osun APC Ongoing Primary Election Updates by crispus09(m): 3:32pm On Feb 19, 2022
Dey will pour pepe for aregbesola eye
Politics / Re: 2023, Aregbesola mocks Tinubu.. "they are already urinating on themselves" by crispus09(m): 3:31pm On Feb 19, 2022
Mentally deranged man

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Politics / Re: Osun 2022: Nigerian Correctional Service Boss Denies Deploying Personnel For APC by crispus09(m): 3:30pm On Feb 19, 2022
What concerns PS with primary election
Politics / Re: How Ogun State Folks Are Doing Everything To Stop Ritual Killings by crispus09(m): 3:29pm On Feb 19, 2022
Iwo is another town in southwest the search should be directed upon about ritual killing,
Iwo has become something else o

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abelag/Luxaviation Airport For Abuja (Photos) by crispus09(m): 3:27pm On Feb 19, 2022
This useless man like traveling like tomorrow no dey

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Politics / Re: A Tear For Sunday Igboho by crispus09(m): 3:26pm On Feb 19, 2022
My oga is not forgotten but yoruba don't carry things with garagara the way ipob do.

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Politics / Re: Is Sunday Igboho Even Feeding Well? by crispus09(m): 3:24pm On Feb 19, 2022
They want to destroy my oga but God pass them
Politics / Re: Cute Photo Of Osinbajo In Bayelsa State by crispus09(m): 3:23pm On Feb 19, 2022
Star boy,you better declare now my vote and that of my family is waiting for you

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Politics / Re: Biden/harris Govt Is Trying So Hard To Restore US Lost Glory Under Donald Trump by crispus09(m): 3:22pm On Feb 19, 2022
Biden Harris brought US down to the lowest ever since though trump is a motherfucker
Politics / Re: The Day Fela's Shrine Was Burnt,kulakuta Republic by crispus09(m): 3:20pm On Feb 19, 2022
Uhmmm Nigeria security agent especially military been behave like bandits since time immemorial
Politics / Re: Why Has PDP Refused To Organise Direct Primary Like APC? by crispus09(m): 3:19pm On Feb 19, 2022
They will do now they are just waiting for pdp to conduct their own first.
Politics / Re: Updates On Osun Apc Primary Election by crispus09(m): 3:17pm On Feb 19, 2022
Definitely it will mot be that easy for aregbe now.
Politics / Re: Tribalism And Zoning Aside, Nigeria's Best Choice For Presidency In 2023 by crispus09(m): 3:14pm On Feb 19, 2022
Like you said tribalism and zoning aside,
Osinbajo is the man
Politics / Re: Aregbesola Lost His Ward To Oyetola. by crispus09(m): 3:11pm On Feb 19, 2022
Fatality
Education / Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by crispus09(m): 3:04pm On Feb 19, 2022
infogenius:


Panku given to our social studies teacher.
Same was given to social studies teacher then(KCHS)
Our English we called him passive
Our vice principal we called him mo ro se
One other master we called master koloransi
And a copper we called oku pade ego(real name is okupadengo)
Politics / Re: The Best President Ever In The History Of Nigeria by crispus09(m): 12:11am On Jan 15, 2022
Subjected to individual opinion.
Like if you think Buhari is best
Share if you think he is the most useless president ever.
Politics / Re: Will A Confederal System Of Government Work In Nigeria? by crispus09(m): 11:59pm On Jan 14, 2022
The way they re doing in Europ and some middle east countries like Israel.
OP let me tell you something in case you don't know nothing works in this country its like bamuder triangle you know why? 99% of people in this country are corrupt and crazy it will only be made public when individual are in power or we re given key(s) to money vaut with so many loop holes in our constitution to make them go Scot free with their atrocities.
Many are mad in this country but few are roaming.
Drop the Mic.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Must Learn To Live A Happy And Sustainable Lifestyle From Japan by crispus09(m): 11:39pm On Jan 14, 2022
Ok, so with all this hardship,social vices,terrorism,corruption and an illiterate governing over 200m people?
Nigeria suppose to be named thousand ways to die in WEST.
Death by Boko haram
Death by Bandits
Death by Fulani herdsmen
Death by kidnappers
Death by assassination
Death by armed robbery
Death by poison by frienemy
Death by depression
Death by heartbreak
Death by ghastly motor accident dangote truck break failure
Death by fire caused by fuel tanker/ house electric
/Nepa fault
Death by ritualist/yahoo yahoo plus
Death by marriahe wahala
Death by debt all the sokoloan
Death by family people in the village wey vex say you no the beg them to eat
Death by people we dey envy you say you better pass them or una dey sell same market
Death by your ex
Death by your lovers concubine
Death by sex,taking sex enhancement drug just to satisfy olowo
Death by your quack mechanics
Death by all these illiterate/quack doctors and nurses that will you injection where they are suppose not to
Death by fake clerics that will give wrong/false visons and profesies and made you confuse the more
Death by babalawo that will add to your problem
And so on and so on.
I dont want to say your write up is future impossible tense but before we get to that level that will be next century(s) probably.

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