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TroublemakerPro:
I suppose to be asleep but I can't sleep am so excited..

And please I have questions for those that are in the UK.
1. I'll be starting college as soon as I get there so how hard would it be for me to blend in.

2. I really love my Nigerian accent and I dont want to change like my parents, is this possible?

3. How cold is it because the coat wey dey here no be small oooo

1. You go lost tire because all the buildings look alike; shine your eyes

2. Nobody go force you change accent. But when people begin dey ask you make you repeat yourself, Na you go by yourself change am

3. Just ready to pee for body. At least for the first few days....anybody wen tell you otherwise dey lie. Winter no friendly.

Rented yoruba yoots

That’s why I have no feelings for these idiots when they are killed like rats by BH. They have downgraded themselves to political thugs

hammerFC:
WE CAN DEN MOVE ABUJA TO ITALY AS OUR CAPITAL.


PEOPLE SELLING THEIR DAUGHTERS IN ITALY.

Be informed.....

Selling your daughter is a choice. Don’t be so stüpid to believe that all the prostitues in Italy are from Edo State.

There’s no difference between the runs girls, brotel girls and girls on the streets of lagos or other cities and prostitutes in Italy.....I would prefer Italy if I were one.

Sorry....all my fücks are gone

Hay yansh matter

This one get as e be o....

Let your sister be...there’s very little you can do to savage the situation....she’s already a child of the world.

However, she will soon realise that you don’t call father and mother the same way.

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Davido....J. Rawlings

arduino:
And when our Northern Brothers apply massively and finally get engage, you will also be the same person to come back here in 10years time and wail to high heavens that our Military is filled with Northerners

Shut your mouth. I hope your northern brothers will fight the war alone?

Looking for people to send to their early grave

OP you don’t know the difference between oil spillage and bunkering?

Our oyel wee kill you people

When will lagos start producing their oyel? ND oyel go kill una o

Always looking like vomit

These fishermen will catch fugu fish one day and will not live to tell the story. Na everything be food?

Brand new car seats are not wrapped like used tv

I bet bubu won’t go near that stage; he will be on medical vacation

Idiots...

Wizkid no get taste sha...he’s really a kid

This country tire me

APC zombies where una dey? Where jubril?

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Lankybaby:
pakistani are thief and scammers in dubai,they steal any valuables they lay hand upon,and if u lucky cctv camera is dere,if u go check the video...you cant actually get the guy cos they all look alike

Actually

You dey mad? 6 bullets? Pellets is different from bullets. Even if Na awka made dem take lite you.

Jaqenhghar:
E b like say dem sell U fake phone for Dubai

Nah...I asked the guy if he knows where I am from. He said no. I told him I am from Nigeria, we are smarter than the whole of India & Pakistan put together. He actually looked Pakistani though

Haba dem don relocate from Dubai? Dem full Dubai well well dey find Africans to sell fake phone to.

You go come break my tv cos say na you issue me certificate of ownership?

Abeg madam rest, all this pix don too much. Na only you first be model?

Not shocked, Buhari’s family hail from niger

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