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I managed to lift myself from the floor,it just occurred to me that I haven't eaten breakfast.i was now as hungry as a bear,coupled with the activity we just embarked upon.
I dashed into the kitchen,Evans made noodles with diced chicken,but now it was past cold,cos we couldn't tame one desire for the other.

I dished it so we both sat bare bodied on the parlour floor eating,feeding each other,giggling about not so funny things,then Evans popped open a chilled bottle of Carlo Rossi which he took from the freezer,he always knew all the little things that made me happy,soon we pushed aside our plates,and went into a deep session of kissing which ignited a new flame.

Yes,we made love again,this time we took it slow and steady,exploring all sensitive parts,I was more in control this time,i made good use of mouth,and before I knew it,he was dripping all over me,we hit the shower,spent more time there enjoying the feel of the cold water against our intertwined bodies,when we finally hit the bed,we were drowsy.

God!we had slept for over two hours.we decided to see a movie,something romantic,we couldn't really make a suitable choice,so we ended up watching por.n,we weren't even 10 minutes into it,we got caught up in the euphoria,and had another wild session which lasted for 30minutes and 10seconds,not that I timed it,but with the extraordinary things we did to each other,it couldn't just have been 30minutes.

Ok get dressed,we are going out,cos if we keep ourselves locked up here,they might pick our corpses tomorrow,Evans teased after we both came and panting like we finished a relay race.we both got dressed,and it occurred to me,that my phone hasn't rang all day,where's my phone?
It's on the table in the parlour,I switched both our phones off,I didn't want distractions.
I smiled as we both step out of the house,we took a walk,and decided we visit the city park which on a day like this will be filled with guys like us.we weren't disappointed cos it was as we predicted,but it was fun though.

We bought icecream as we both sat at one corner in the field talking about everything but the future,it hit me then that by the end of today,a lot of futures will be wrecked,defined or built and I wondered which category I will fall into,but Evans interrupted my thoughts when he planted a soft kiss on my cheek,I did same to him and we both giggled.

It was 6:30pm when we finally left the park,we both brought our phones on,I got a couple of messages from some admirers,and a lot from my service provider too,Evans got tons too,he decided to put a call to his friend Kenneth who just told him he got into town with one of his numerous girlfriends a new one to be precise.
I never really like Ken as we called him cos I always thought he might influence Evans with his womanizing lifestyle,but he always had a way of making me laugh plus he throws around alot of money especially when he is trying to impress women,tonight is one of those nights since we are all hitting the club later by 8pm.

So Evans and me both had to rush home and prepare for the big night,
ken arrived later at about past 8 in his Range rover sport,he is a big boy,working with one of the oil and gas firms,and lots of family money,with his pretty girlfriend seated in front,he always did like them light skin and tall,soon we joined them,Ken hugged me,and we all exchanged pleasantries and necessary introductions.
We headed to the club...

I called Evans by 4pm the day before valentine,I realised he was still in the office,I frowned,as if he could see my face from the other end.

I hope you remember the excuse I gave you for your boss,incase he tries to be a devil again.
I got it babe he said,so I tried to joke around a bit,so how's tomorrow gonna look like?
Let me call you back baby,he said,I could feel the not-now-if-you-want-me-tomorrow-let-me-work-now vibe on his voice,so I quickly said my call you later and hung up.

PHCN was too good,I guess the caught the valentine vibe too,I had been seeing a movie all day,so I hit the play button and continued watching breaking dawn of the Twilight saga wondering how a girl will fall in love with a vampire and even want to be one,I guess that's true love.

Whatever! Anything to enhance my love mood,time flies when you seem to be having fun,I didn't even realise this until I was startled by the vibration from my phone,I picked it up.

Hey babe,were you sleeping,Evans asked he sounded tired,no still seeing a movie,though I was now drowsy but determined to finish up the movie I saw after breaking dawn.

Are you just comin back from work,I enquired,yes I just got home,he replied,are you still coming over? He added,
Hmmm no,I think you should get some rest as we won't be getting much tomorrow,I teased,he gave me a tired giggle,then we both said our goodnights and I love yous,then hung up.


I finally went to bed at a quarter to midnight,I guess I slept all through,cos I never realised until Evans woke me up by 7:45am

Rise and shine baby,our date begins now,at that instance,it seemed like I had been awake for hours already,I jumped out of bed.
Oh! I have to call my mum,she is always calling on days like these when I'm not around her,part of me feels she does it on purpose to make sure I'm not out of line.so I might be out of line today,so i have to make sure she doesn't call by calling her first.
The call was barely lasted for a minute,I hung up and jumped into the bathroom
I was ready in about one hour,dressed in a green polo and a black jean with a black pair of black boots,I tied my hair in a pony tail leaving the fringe dangling over my forehead,my makeup was too light,it became pronounced,I reached out for my black purse while I took one last look at the mirror,it was one of those days,I didn't need to be told I look good.

I headed out.

Evans lives in a one bedroom flat,a little bit away from the centre of the town where all the hustle and bustle of the city happens.he hates noise.
I alighted from the taxi.I couldn't wait to get in,he must have seen me approaching,cos I barely rang the bell,when the door swung open.

He was on boxers,smelling of aftershave and cologne mixed up,even the air in the house was fresh,furniture was rearranged,the settees were placed in a circular form.

What's going on here? I asked raising my eyebrows in surprise,but he ignored my questions,then he pulled me towards himself and gave me a bear hug
Then he whispered"you look great"as if those words accompanied a need,I felt a bulging down south,then he started planting tender soft kisses on my neck,

Oh oh! Like a chain reaction,fire started building up inside of me,he kissed from my neck till he found me lips,he parted them slowly while his hands kept moving up and down my back.

Damn!he is good with this lip thing,not wanting to hasten things,he moved from my lips down to my neck again,while I let out a soft moan,he shifts me slowly till im resting on the door,he finds his way back to my lips while his two hands are sliding up and down my bre..asts,delaying for seconds at the nip.ple region.
God I was lost!I kept sliding my waist down to feel his bulging,but he kept moving away slightly,he didn't want to rush this.
I was hot inside already,I guess he saw my desperation,he took pleasure in that,he gently slides my polo up with his right hand locating my left ni..pple,I let out a loud moan.
He gave me that cocky smile,Evans always knew how to work me,most especially in moments like this,I wasn't about to die of thirst in the midst of plenty water,so I had to bring on my own mojo to get what I wanted.

I pushed him away a bit,while I took off my polo,unhooked my bra,two heavy things fell off like they were waiting to be rescued,Evans gaped at them like a kid with a large ice cream bowl,he rushed and cupped them both with his hands,he was now breathing fast,before I knew it boxers were gone.Damn! He looked good like this,he unzipped my flyers,while we both forcefully tried to drag down my jean.

Damn! Jeans are killjoys,as soon one side was out,he noticed there was nothing under,he murmured"you are a beast"with killer smile,he lifted one of my legs and came in at full length,while we both let out moans.the moistness of that place launched him into quicker thrusts,soft moans turned to loud moans,in about ten minutes we were both on the floor helplessly.

He turned and whispered "you are a beast"I laughed out loud...

Two weeks later,I'm at this ATM spot trying to use my card,but for some reason,it is telling me my financial institution is currently not blah blah blah...,I'm frustrated again,just when I turn round to exit the ATM spot,I'm face to face with this guy.

I froze for a second,I guess it's true what they say it's a small world,
God!what do I do right now?
Keep your calm,not that he's going to kill you here,it's a public place remember?
He took this bold but slow steps towards me,our eyes locked and for the first time I noticed he was handsome,dressed in a white T-shirt and faded blue jean,I almost lost it when he got close,fear is a terrible thing,but for some reason my brain was more focused on his looks,the scent of his cologne and his confidence.

"well well we meet again" he said
I let out a smile mixed with fear, in a not so aggressive manner I replied,I could have sworn my voice was shaky

I'm Evans,stretching out his hand for a handshake,lets talk over dinner tonight,9pm,I will pick you up.I was overwhelmed with his confidence,but I wasn't about to show that,so slowly I drew my hands from his.

Pick me up?I shot back,you must really think I live on the streets,he gave me this you-have-no-idea grin,he moved past me a bit and said

See you by 9pm Alice
Errrm! whaaat!did you just...how did you know my name?
But he was already punching the keys on the machine,I wasn't about to let him feel in control so I left without any other word.

Well,that was three years ago,and that was the beginning of a good relationship up until three weeks ago,precisely valentines day.
I looked forward to that day,it was the first valentine Evans and me will be spending together in three years.
First year I spent it teaching a bunch of disinterested students up north how to recite the alphabet,that was my service year,crap!so Evans and me had to make do with phone calls,finally in the heat of night when folks are gonna be "orgasmi..ng" 10 to 20 times,I had to make do with se.ex chat,well I still had a perfect valentine.

Second year,for some reason Evan's boss decided to be a devil by taking him the day before valentine on a 3 day business trip,I never liked that man,so we made do with a post valentine get together that was interrupted by his friends.crap!

So I made sure not even pharoah was going to mess our third year valentine and first ever together for us,so i laid out excuses for him ranging from boss to parents to friends.

It was going to be perfect...

Episode 1

I woke up with a slight headache,I reached out for my phone,it's 1 am,and my battery is down to five percent.
Damn! Can this get any worse?
Finally after dozing off at about 11pm the day before,now I'm up by 1 am,my phone is down,I can't even fiddle with it.Don't get your hopes up,I sneered at myself,we have been having issues with light for a week now.

I laid down there eyes wide,while thoughts came flooding into my head

How could he do this?
No,he didn't,he's just messing with me,ok our relationship may not have been perfect,we had lots of fights,insults abuse(both physical and verbal)breakups and makeups,but in all,it was what made us unique.we always had each other no matter what or so I thought.

Ok that's Evans.
Evans and me have been dating for three years now.
Early thirties,tall,with a well built body,dark in complexion which really compliments his white teeth and bulky bright eyes.
He may not be every woman's dream,but every waking woman just might be glad to have him.

I guess what people say is true the beginning gives an intro to the end.

Dressed in a coral blue tank top with a black jean and a pair of gold colour flat sandal,I rushed out of the house with my phone glued to my ear,the other hand dragging the envelope,anyway it's the girl that's supposed to deliver this envelope to my sister in another town calling to tell me her bus is almost leaving the park.

Hastily I dash out the street,now this silver coloured corolla just coming out of a petrol station bumped into me,in less than two seconds,I am sprawling on the street,but the driver was fast enough to hit the brakes that the impact wasn't much.

It took me three minutes to find my feet through the help of passers-by who already formed a mini crowd,while the driver was busy trying to gather the contents of my envelope and my phone,I worked straight to him at once,before my brain could act,my hand did.

This stranger held left eye for what seemed like two seconds,perhaps recovering from the slap and also calculating his next move,and like a bear he launched himself towards me,when some concerned people from the mini crowd stopped him.

Only God knew what I would have looked like after the encounter
Are you drunk at about 9am?
Or are you still recovering from that of last night?
I ranted

You must be very stupid,I guess you are even too dumb to know you are supposed to look in all directions before crossing,he replied.

You are an id..iot,thank your stars I'm unhurt,you would have been rotting in a police cell slowpoke,I fired back while parking my belonging,

I halted the next available tax and headed home.

It's been awhile.

So I decided a comeback with this thread.
I just hope it excites your reading fantasy.

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soldierdollar:
Lol

Some farts could be concentrated that you could almost taste it . The most dangerous farts are from Yoruba girls . #experience

no offence,but I have this Yoruba friend that likes doing it anywhere and everywhere she goes to like MTN.
She finds it fun at times.

Eke40seven:
I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers.

Masters in Business Administration (MBA)
'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick.

I didn't get it till you explained.
Mehn!that pun is the bomb!

George is the judge.
This joke never gets old,as old as it is.
Coach Baker is the baker in this coach
Coach Baker-just like saying coach Wenger
baker-someone who makes cake.
Coach-A vehicle for transport.