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Tolexander:
Seems this is a season of 'people one meets' on nairaland.

Make i quickly add my own put for the matter. . . . .

The guys that will go to lady's house and tell the lady to follow them to bank or call a lady to meet them in bank cos they want to deposit in bank. They come with heavy and buggy bag so that the lady will be impressed on seeing the cash filled bag. The interesting thing about the bag is that the highest denomination in it may not be more than #5. The lady won't just know cos she won't go to the counter with them.

The ladies that have no business in the bank. Instead of them to make use of the ATM outside the bank, they won't! They will intentionally and directly go into the bank to withdraw intentionally from the male cashier and pay back that same money intentionally to a male cashier.
Why, to attract the guys. Girls wey won marry banker.
Another interesting things about them is that, na everything they always have artificial and self-created problem in bank and will be looking for the manager to help them to rectify the problem. Just to get the attention of the manager.

The guys that all they want is to come to bank to look for how they will queue behind or before a lady so that they can have a feel on their buttt and boobbs.

Zohan:
Really? That's bad tho....Buh still better than sitting beside a big ass woman who farts every 15 minutes

chokl8candie:
wow! really?
I was so into the movie im trynna figure out hw I remembered to blink

aah well, I gues our personalities also ibfluences the kind of movies we like..im very emotional

otijah:
today man of God vex say he will collect the offering in his palm so he can identify those with 10 and 20 naira offering, o boy u need to come see confusion for church, all those guys with 20 and 50 naira just dey confuse, cause e don tey wey d man dey complain about that kind of ofering to God. People just dey run outside as ofering time reach even me

Uchwilliam:
Daily?

uchihahinata:
Is it haunted hathaways or winx club??

handebayor:
1.STARGATE OF ATLANTIS- its uncomplete, no end to the war against the wraiths and my best ever series.
2.Terra Nova-its got potentials.
3.Vampire diaries- its highly doubtful they re gonna continue though i hope not.
4.Fringe-same with vampire diaries.
5.Legend of the seeker

kulkatty:
You should try victorious...it's way better and it's not boring

kellyJames5: Yea they really tried in that movie
I'm sure guys will adopt the strategy used in that movie to find their life time heartthrob

EfemenaXY: Avocado and honey dew melon.

mesoade: As those in nollywood will say . .




It's a long story

RunnaRunna: U knw i once did all the nice place,quiet plce,slow music,chilled wine thin n afta thinkin i had her foamin under i tried 2 lick mouth n all i got was ''it was nice n a hug''.Only 4 me 2 chck up on her a couple of dys later n find out she was hangin out in one timaya music point n kill joint wit one rude boy n she was even lookin happier there thn in d gentleman spot i took her 2.Since then my broda I NO BE GENTLEMAN again oo.Even if its a shrine they wnt,let's go there.

fatdon2: I like to start with a nice dinner in a
good restaurant with good
ambiance . During the meal I like to
have a nice bottle of wine and good
conversation . After dinner a long
walk and I like to hold hands . If the date goes well , I like to invite my date
back to my place and I always put a
bottle of wine in to chill before I
leave so it will be ready when I get
home . We have some good wine and
good conversation relax a few kisses and some cuddling . I also like good
background music , I always ask my
date to pick the music . Then I will
take her home or she may wish to stay .
I leave that up to her and no
pressure . If the date was good then we are on our way to a second date

kellyJames5: Interesting!
How do see that movie 'the game'?

Expsbterror: Called her up in the morning nd asked her what she wished for nd she said "she wish she cld c me" NB:knowing fully well that I was in school (private for that matter). I immediately made a risky 7hrs trip nd with d help of my friend I made my way in at 12am... Long story short... She woke up around 1am nd saw me lying next to her... She stared for complete 45-50 mins in shock. In The morning she kept touching me to know if I was real....

icedpope: 1. I cooked for her on several occasion.
2. call her more than 4times in a day.
3. stare at her picture before going to bed
4. am still in the relationship and am really enjoying every bit of it...

kellyJames5: Ma'm you do watch Nollywood too?

Mavelshee: owk then......enjoy your honeyed nyash adventure.....*ay

kellyJames5: Yvonne okoro resembles Tiwa savage
She is beautiful though
Seem to like her after watching her role in 'The Game'

gidjah: HAD to go write an exams for her using a female name in d exam hall,imagine what happened when d waec supervisor called 'victoria juliete okon'and a husky male voice replied 'PRESENT SIR'!!IT WAS ON A POLICE LEVEL ALL TRU DAT PERIOD !!

Fumzybabe: handsome like..... literally speaking

SwagPower: Spartacus is entertaining. the gore, the gladiators , the war... All of dis Jst makes U wanna vociferate in ecstasy ....GOT however is Noetic... it trifles wit ur mind n titilates Ur spirit...

By d way is dt Eminem on Ur Dp?... Am d blokes big Aficionado
..

chii8: I used to be very close with my mum,very very close,until something happened between us..... i have tried forgiving her but to forget is just a big challenge for me,i find it difficuilt to let go,i was so heartbroken then,although now,we are back again but i feel this hollow in me whenever we talk,it is as if something which use to be there no longer exit,
yes,she has been a good mum to me right from when i was a tennager through higher institution,she has been supportive,but this single mistake.......well i dont know,someone please should talk some sense into my head.

Preciousone4ril: Lol..dats serious! So wat did u do during d scene?

Fumzybabe: Tyrion. Lannister..... even his handsome face made me laugh... And his way with women!

SwagPower: Public confession... I was one of doz guys... Bt I rescind ma posit...