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Politics / Re: Gov. Udom Emmanuel At The 2018 International Students Day Celebration (Photos) by Crixina(f): 7:51pm On Nov 24, 2018
Dear Governor Udom,
Your house is on fire, how are you going to fix that?

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Education / Re: WAEC Awards Three Girls As Overall Best Students In Nigeria by Crixina(f): 7:48pm On Nov 24, 2018
traihit:


The number of people thinking in this direction is increasing. I'm happy that we're soon going to change our paradigm soon. They keep giving too much attention to the girls alone neglecting the boys and forgetting that uneducated and unattended to, boys will make the society more deadly, dangerous and difficult to live.
You do know there was a time when it was the reverse?
Travel / Re: My Trip to the Osun-Osogbo Sacred Groove (Photos) by Crixina(f): 8:53am On Nov 24, 2018
movid:
Don't just go and check and take pictures only, ask questions.
You are right.

I sure will.
Travel / Re: My Trip to the Osun-Osogbo Sacred Groove (Photos) by Crixina(f): 10:32pm On Nov 23, 2018
...And I stayed in Osun for a while and I never thought of going to check this place out.

Too bad!
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Bach Celebrates Her 48th Birthday With Beautiful Photos by Crixina(f): 4:59pm On Nov 09, 2018
Deltatoto:
40 what?jesus she looks 32.if I c this kind Toto nyash I no go eat for one week
I have noticed that anytime a woman pix is posted on Nairaland, the first thing that comes to the mind of most men is sex related?

Why
Is it that the world is sex crazed or sex has just been discovered?
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ejiofor And Ibrahim Suleiman Traditional Wedding Picture by Crixina(f): 7:13pm On Nov 08, 2018
Congratulations to them!
Education / Re: Children's Book Filled With Sexual Innuendos (Photos) by Crixina(f): 9:43am On Nov 07, 2018
Emescot:

I think you will make a good mother, in case u want to start making babies just let me know ;-)
how about we hit right off.

It's long overdue.
Education / Re: Children's Book Filled With Sexual Innuendos (Photos) by Crixina(f): 8:19pm On Nov 05, 2018
Emescot:


I didnt say so, am just a bad teacher cos am always confused and i believe women teach children better thats all
Okay, I get it.

But make an effort, even parents would tell you there's no manual, just basic instincts.
Education / Re: Children's Book Filled With Sexual Innuendos (Photos) by Crixina(f): 5:39pm On Nov 04, 2018
Emescot:
What you dont know wont hurt you, as kids i dont think they will give it double meaning...
Am just confused now whether to teach my future children that pussyy also means cat, and that a b!tch is a female dog or i should not visit that subject at all and leave it for my future wife to teach
you think it's only the woman's job to do that?

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Buys SUVs For Royal Fathers In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Crixina(f): 4:28am On Nov 04, 2018
CilicMarin:
Waste Of Resources!

MeanWhile Akwaibomites are loitering around states capitals looking for janitor and nanny works to do and Udom is busy fritterring away their common patrimony ....



Useless followers, Foolish Rulers.


Tufiakwa!

He learnt it from his master turned saint.
So calm down.
Crime / Re: 28-Year-Old Mom Of Two Commits Suicide To Spite Her Mother by Crixina(f): 11:52am On Nov 02, 2018
A lot of folks are dealing with mental health issues.

That you are not eating off waste bins doesn't exactly mean you are mentally healthy. Start checking that situation that's always getting you depressed, talk to people that care, create fun things for yourself, fun things doesn't exactly translate to expensive.

Don't let that job take a toll on you, destress, play games, if you love that, reduce the amount of alcohol you gulp every day, there's really nothing like drinking away your problems.

Well, I'm not a therapist, I don't know where that came from, but I'm sure someone needs it.

Live right! Be positive!

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Crime / Re: Evans Reveals How SARS Tortured Him And Killed Detainees In His Presence by Crixina(f): 3:07pm On Oct 27, 2018
Evans is a scumbag, but boy, is he telling the truth here.
Hell yeah!
Police brutality no get part two for this country.
Crime / Re: Crimea Attack: A Student Kills 17 Students, Injures 40 More And Kills Himself by Crixina(f): 9:25am On Oct 18, 2018
AfroMighty:
Trying to picture the fate of Nigeria the day gun will become something we can all get easily...
grin, I don't want to imagine this.
Crime / Re: Zainab Hassan Goes Missing A Week Before Her Wedding. Photos by Crixina(f): 9:12am On Oct 18, 2018
SarakiBukola:
Check the guy's long list of Exes.....maybe hers too! shocked
or a Pamela.
Crime / Re: Nigerians Vandalise Nigerian Embassy In Kenya Over The Killing Of A Nigerian by Crixina(f): 9:07pm On Oct 17, 2018
So running away from Nigeria is not even enough?

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Flaunts Designer Handbag, Funke Akindele Cautions On Luxury Lifestyl by Crixina(f): 3:24pm On Oct 15, 2018
chuksanambra:


That's an insult to chickens. That thing has the brain of a gnat.
grin grin >: grin
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Flaunts Designer Handbag, Funke Akindele Cautions On Luxury Lifestyl by Crixina(f): 3:21pm On Oct 15, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Laura talks as if she has a chicken brain.

By the way, that tweet by Funke was not a direct response to Laura. She tweeted it long before now
Thank you
Most Nigerian bloggers are scumbags.
Politics / Re: Oyedepo, Kukah, Sheik Gumi, Atiku, Obasanjo Meet In Abeokuta (More Photos) by Crixina(f): 2:40pm On Oct 14, 2018
KanwuliaMama:


grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

I don die oooooooooo. . . . . .
True naw! grin
Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Remarries To Betty Jennifer After Divorcing Damilola Adegbite by Crixina(f): 2:39pm On Oct 14, 2018
Cocao:


My sister you shall not experience any!!!
Amen!!!
Fashion / Re: See The Wedding Dress A Nigerian Designer Reportedly Collected N1.8m To Make by Crixina(f): 3:07pm On Oct 13, 2018
Munzy14:

ok, A minute silence for the man who is taking this foolish woman to alter.
His days are numbered in single. 1.8million?. that is good enough to open a moderate business.
Ladies pity us small.how u waste a man's wealth on useless things. I rather add it 200k and bye her a car for mobility. some people are stupid. Just like zeeworld will say.... extra....
Did you say moderate business.

God knows I only need like 200-300k and the world will hala my name.

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Politics / Re: Oyedepo, Kukah, Sheik Gumi, Atiku, Obasanjo Meet In Abeokuta (More Photos) by Crixina(f): 3:32pm On Oct 11, 2018
Someone should watch out, someone else might just decide to stab a particular someone in the back.

Thank God, I didn't mention names.
Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Remarries To Betty Jennifer After Divorcing Damilola Adegbite by Crixina(f): 5:35pm On Oct 07, 2018
Cocao:
Is this the marriage they keep forcing us to enter shocked

One day you are in love, the next day you are not. Haba
between a painful death and the thing we call marriage these days, I don't know which one I'm most scared of.
NYSC / Re: 2 Youth Corpers Wed In Ebonyi State (Photos) by Crixina(f): 5:18pm On Oct 07, 2018
EmekaBlue:
The Green suit tho grin
The wedding gown though.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Reacts As Atiku Wins PDP Presidential Ticket by Crixina(f): 4:17pm On Oct 07, 2018
This Onochie is the Fani Kayode of APC

Woman talks like...
Food / Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by Crixina(f): 3:14pm On Oct 07, 2018
Some kinds of bread.

I would also say Fura di Nunu...but I'm sure I will still do longer throat.
Food / Re: Foods You Love To Eat But Can't Anymore Since You Found Out How They're Made by Crixina(f): 3:14pm On Oct 07, 2018
Some kinds of bread.
Politics / Re: Wike Congratulates Atiku, Walks Out Of Venue by Crixina(f): 3:01pm On Oct 07, 2018
modath:

Wike has one single objective....Tambuwal/Wike 2023...

They know 2019 is a foregone conclusion, the whole charade was/is just to position them for 2023 when Buhari will no longer be eligible & it would be anyone's game.

Atiku may not need him as a financier but for sure, Wike won't be deploying any rigging machinery for Atiku in Rivers .... That's for SURE.
I'm glad some people see this.

Most of this guys are not interested in 2019, they are telling us what 2023 would be like.
Politics / Re: Chris Ekpenyong: I Will Expose Akpabio If He Dares Me by Crixina(f): 12:56pm On Sep 10, 2018
[quote author=Zendinho post=71069760][/quote]I no even dey hear him name, maybe him don adopt oyinbo politicians dem lifestyle.
Politics / Re: Chris Ekpenyong: I Will Expose Akpabio If He Dares Me by Crixina(f): 11:02am On Sep 10, 2018
Zendinho:
Ekpenyong who has lost his relevance since 2003 when the then Governor Attah disgrace him out of office and replaced him with Ekpotu.
Can he roll out his score card before his immediate community about any project initiated, ongoing or completed during his woeful years as the number two citizen of Akwa Ibom?
Politicians like him including Aloysius Etuk, Obong Ufot Ekaette, Patrick Ekpotu, Ita Enang, Udoedeghe, etc ought to b sent to the museum to serve as artifacts of failed political career to their IMMEDIATE COMMUNITIES.
That Ufot Ekaette though.

grin
Sports / Re: Naomi Osaka Defeats Serena Williams To Win US Open Title by Crixina(f): 3:19pm On Sep 09, 2018
grin
SarcasticGenius:


Honesty is always the best policy, sweety grin I just say it like it is. No sugarcoating.. cool
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde To Revive Music Career Soon by Crixina(f): 3:14pm On Sep 09, 2018
There was a ban on nollywood stars?
Sports / Re: Naomi Osaka Defeats Serena Williams To Win US Open Title by Crixina(f): 3:13pm On Sep 09, 2018
SarcasticGenius:


Because Haiti is a shithole where her career would have been dead on arrival, while Japan gave her everything she needed to flourish.
you got zero chill.

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