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cokacoola:
My girlfriend of siix months die last month of an unknown illness.....her death reailly Brooke My heart.. two weeks after her death she start appearing to me in the dream askikg me to revege her death.. i didt take it serious untill she started appearing to me un really life. am sôoo confuse right now vus everyone ils afarid of My strange behaviour...pls nairalander what do i do, i dont even knw her killer

guy pls did she appear to you while you were typing this?

jiggaz:
lol she is my dear. Go and watch Ada Mbano, Beautiful Liars, or Ifunanya The American Nurse. I love her and Funke scarra!! lol

not really,you know when someone keeps playing a particular role,you get used to that person that way.

Take basketmouth for instance,sometimes he comes on stage and doesn't say anything and everyone just laughs,cos you already you have this idea of him.
Well,she tries,but I think I prefer Funke.

Queen is funny?
Oh please!

ammyluv2002:
Not really sha. .. Only God can give a faithful partner

Kai!the mentality naija women carry these days.

iblaw:
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS DUBAI HAS PUT VISA RESTRICTION ON NIGERIANS. NO VISA UNLESS YOU ARE ABOVE 40 UNLESS YOU ARE TRAVELLING WITH SOMEONE ABOVE 40 WHO BEARS THE SAME SURNAME WITH YOU.

whaaaaat?

omonnakoda:
If I was to believe in God I would believe in God because of my laptop , sewing machines, smartphone, Test tube babies,Edi ka ikong ,aeroplanes, Telescopes, Text messages,Internet,condoms.those ,for me are are more profound miracles than stupid cock and bull stories like this which can only impress simple kerosene using Jagolova saying minds. One does not need magic to believe in God

Anyway this is just a story without any corroboration like many of the other stupid superstitious stories that are the raison d'etre for pentecostal churches.
What is the value proposition of this story? It is just like any other fantastic advertisement.Someone is selling somethin. Once you analyse it with a few questions we see what is going on.

The real purpose of education is to learn how to ask questions and to answer them
Who is behind this?
Why are they doing this?
What is in it for them?
etc

Why don't we strategize for the following miracles
24 hour electricity
Water for ALL Nigerians
Factories that make garri using fryers the size of a lorry
An electric yam pounder in every Nigerian home .

No more malaria or typhoid in Nigeria. Those will be real miracles

Our young people really need to STOP BEING STUPID.
Magic ,anointing ,breakthroughs,testimonies ,miracles, et That is the vocabulary of the LAZY.

it's just funny
And one may think that the more technologically advanced and educated the world is,the less dumb people should be.but the reverse is the case.
Like you rightly said,until miracles like the above mentioned starts happening,all these stories Na wash.

Makamuanwuo:
thnk GOD 4 the young,ABC and chisco,trying to get my residential permit in ghana

Lolz

Makamuanwuo:
it wil be btw niger delter militant and boko haram if they arrest dokubu and tompolo,and nigeria wil be,there was a country called nigeria

Then,I guess I will be in Kenya

No 4 is very funny and it happens like 101 of 100 times

bigt2:
Oh! You're so on point. It is worthy of note that my current girlfriend stole me from my ex. They were friends but now, they're not.

you must be so proud!
Waiting for when another friend will steal you from her.

simplemach:
They keep all the money on them at home,
Come hungry,
Make their hair look rough,
Keep their good fones and come with the problematic ones,
Chatter a whole keke expecting that you pay when they arrive.
E.t.c.

oga that one no be girlfriend naw,tell us who e be naw,you fit whisper am small.lol

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

you are on it sister!

Infact I do the opposite of most of those.
Abeg!sometimes he's like baby change this pant naw e don tear finish.Lolz

Ask4bigneyo:
Happy for them anyway LEST I FORGET: I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate
SAGA. Since it happened i started looking for all my certificate. In fact i have safely kept the receipt for my jamb form, post jamb, lecture notes,
textbook, photos in fact my signing out white vest too. Who knows anybody may request for it. If someone who schooled before independence can be
asked to present his certificate who am i. If you are lucky enough to still have your secondary school uniform and sandal please keep it. Who knows any clueless person can ask for it.

guy Na true talk be that o.

KenSaroWiwa:
There used to be one mighty george on brilla fm but he's gone now. He's voice was like that of morgan freeman. If I be woman, I for don toast am since.

you love Morgan freeman's voice?

Pls any student of OAU here?
I need an important info.ASAP
Thanks as I await your response.

They should just turn that into a movie already.

okpamson15:
I no it. The whole truth is that Buhari wil win bt 3days his swearing in he wil join yaradua. And vice wil take over

badarse prophecy.

oweniwe:
i once read somewhere that a lady in kenya died just like that too... Wen doctors removed her "hair" during autopsy, they found eggs on her scalp... And then a small spider... The poisonous spider eggs was sold with the attachment... Hatched on her head and when the spider bite her, the vernom went straight to her brain... She just fell and died like that....

Its really sad sha.... One's looking forward to tomorro only for all to b ova with the next step one take....

Who knows tomorrow?

seriously?

billyG:
Pls Let them publsh d autopsy report i need 2 know what make pple slump & die or did a randy boy break her heart & marry another gal?

so she could just die if that happened?

rashygenius:
i dont seem to undastand when ppu say "too young to die,untimely death,premature death

.....As if,we knw d contract we signed with God on aw many years we re to spend on earth

......

pple dey sign contract with God ni?

kekilika:
My new new year resolution, experiment sex in a bus. U wanna join me madam experience teacher.

NB: beware of every slimy stuff in a bus

jeez! No,
I prefer the back of a limo.

kekilika:
stolen sex.... so sweet after the guy has done the thrusting, bend at awkward positions to deliver and he receives 12 strokes, the driver no dey do new year for him bus.

Never had sex in a car/bus, how comfortable is it?

not comfortable,but the sneaking around is the fun part

Not that I said anything there sha.

maxism2:
Actress Ini Edo's house-warming is happening tonight at her new home in Lekki. Former Falcons player Chichi Igbo, Annie, 2face Idibia, Alexx Ekubo and others are there.


http://lindaikeji..com/2014/12/chichi-igbo-2face-annie-others-attend.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+/OqshX+(Welcome+to+Linda+Ikeji's+Blog)&m=1

what's House warming party by the way?

NairaMode:
I wish him a safe trip to Heaven.
This also implies that all airports should have emergency teams/ units and also provide isolation rooms that will treat such cases.
If such were available,hey would have attended to him and not just stereotypically let the man die.
He was in pain for up to a hour.
He was a criminal but he didn't deserve to die like that sha.

Others should learn anyway.

ii support this.
What if there weren't cocaine bags?
What if it were some epileptic guy,at least at first,no one would have cared like this case for fear of Ebola.

Amusaopeyemi:
My dear, i'm speechless too o. Imagine how much I go carry go house if I work for just 10hours.

and if one private firm try pay u that one for 30days,them go dey fan body dey use and talk to you anyhow.

iyenimofe:
Why Tutor Web design Directly on
Nairaland?
The Internet is a large source of Web Design Tutorials, some correct and
some are not. Since HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, etc may be foreign to a
newbie, he may be quite unsure of what he is learning.
To make matters worse, most tutorials do not have a FUNCTIONAL
interactive medium where questions can be asked and answered.
The Solution:
The problem will be solved if a platform is created to treat web design
tutorials and at the same time deal with questions posted by users. This
is where the thread comes in.
This thread will treat Web tutorials on HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript and so on.
These tutorials will be posted DIRECTLY HERE on the thread. Problems/
Questions can also be posted and since this is an open platform, it may
be answered by fellow Nairalanders who have had experience in our local
market.
All you have to do is sit back, visit the thread, read the posts, ask
questions (if any), contribute to or debunk posted tutorials. And you do
all of this without even leaving Nairaland! How easier can it be?
Let’s set the ball rolling!!

pls I'm so happy to find this thread,I must commend your work here.pls I'm just new in this thing,and I seriously need help from the likes of you.thanks
I will pm you.

ROSSIKE:
69) Nicky Butt

93) Jay Jay Okocha


Tells you all you need to know about the goats who drew up the so-called list.

I dey tell you.
I no know much abt football o but I smell racism.

jpphilips:
Obi is a saboteur, in your words, abi? it is not for Bianca to tell us that, who is Bianca by the way? Bianca's father CC Onoh, in 1983, was the Gov. of Anambra state under the NPN (A northern party), if Bianca's father and Husband have been sleeping with northerners for political favors, who is Bianca to ask Obi to stay in APGA because it needs an Igbo Image? she dey craze?
And who are you to speak for Ndi igbo on who betrayed them? you call history that your father does not know beer palor talk? I don't blame you, I blame those malnourished pubic hairs you have in between your K-legs, that is f00ling you that you have become a man.

soulglo:
Sorry about your sis. She was too good for this world.


I have a theory about this. I think women who generally have more experience with men can smell the bullshit a mile away. That's why they choose better partners. Also they will excuse more from a man because they understand the game. They can play too if they want to or they have had their full of playing. On the hand, the girls with no real experience or who are naive about men will easily fall for a devil. Devils also tend to want the naive ones too. Her expectations will be high because she also holds herself to a high standard. Chances are she'll either end up being used and dumped or marry a man who does not deserve her

A plate of pepper soup for you.