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Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by Crixina(f): 8:44am On Sep 19, 2025

Does anyone have information on applying for British Citizenship by descent?

I mean, i know what to do to a large extent, but i am stuck somewhere, i really need all the help i can get.

Travel › Re: Warri-Bayelsa-PortHarcourt Link Road: The Worst Road In South-South Nigeria by Crixina(f): 6:24pm On Apr 06, 2022

Before even opening this thread, i knew it will be this road, how can I not know, after spending 2 whole days on the road on a journey that should have taken 5 hours max.
No way, you don't just forget that.

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Politics › Re: Ponzi Scheme: Chinmark Investor, Nuella Commits Suicide by Crixina(f): 7:51am On Apr 05, 2022

Nonexisting:
She died of her foolishness. I know some inner stories on this chinmark issue and I created a thread on this long time ago. What kind of woman invests her family's lifesaving in a ponzi scheme without involving her husband? Many of these ladies were fuccked by chinmark. He lavished the monies on them. I don't have any sympathy to give foolish people. Most women I know that invested heavily in his scam were fuccking him, quote me anywhere and I can defend it. Ask yourself this. How were they able to have direct access to him? When you invested in MMM, did you have the CEO's phone number. The only investors in chinmark I will pity are small investors who invested through the olosho in Abuja that graduated from law faculty in unizik.

when people make bold claims like these,you can't help but wonder if we all live in the same world.
So my neighbour who had been pitching chinmark to me and had gone ahead to invest herself has probably slept with Chinmark Boss.
Na wa o.

Politics › Re: Ahmed Indimi Celebrates Wife, Zahra Buhari On Birthday (Photo) by Crixina(f): 1:40pm On Jan 09, 2022

mamaafrik:
can i get to know you

Sure why not. Sorry, i no more come here as often as I used to, so you can drop a mail please.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by Crixina(f): 9:57am On Dec 31, 2021

May 19th.
Not necessarily that i want to marry someone.
Just that I'm learning that people are the greatest currency in life.

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Crime › Re: Fraudster Who Lures Ladies To Hotels For Sex, Robbery Arrested In Katsina (Photo by Crixina(f): 9:52am On Dec 31, 2021

I don't get how people are so trusting.
Recently, my own biological papa wey born me called me at around 8pm and and asked me to wait for him at a particular spot as he was supposed to see me in passing.

What my Father left conveniently left out of that information was that he was going to be riding in his friend's car with his friend and his friend's driver.

That's how one of these luxury cars pulled up, the tinted shield wound down and some face i didn't recognize even called me my native name and was like "come, your Dad is here" (shebi that should give me some assurance abi) that's how I stood there like the rock of Gilbratar, immovable, staring at him. He kept calling, beckoning, so i finally mustered the courage and asked where is my Dad?
The passenger window wound down and Dad peeked, apparently he was on a call, reason he couldn't call me himself. Still, i went and quickly glanced in the car first before stepping in.
Abeg who come dash boyfriend that Kain trust, let alone a complete stranger.

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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Vows Never To Fight Tonto Dikeh, Jim Iyke, Frank Edoho by Crixina(f): 5:05pm On Dec 18, 2021

Call me petty, but i would like a show down between Tonto and Kemi

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Politics › Re: Ahmed Indimi Celebrates Wife, Zahra Buhari On Birthday (Photo) by Crixina(f): 5:02pm On Dec 18, 2021

She shares birth month with her Father.

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Literature › Re: E. Fantasy(short Stories) by Crixina(op): 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2021

Kai!
Even myself is disappointed grin

Crime › Re: Hushpuppi's Last Post On Instagram Before His Arrest (Picture) by Crixina(f): 9:41am On Aug 04, 2021

Authority1o1:
Okay...

God really did a wonderful work using Hushpupp-y. Who among you has been privileged to be an instrument of fulfillment for a prophecy?

My Bible tells me that God cannot be mocked. See a crook who lived off people's money, who could do anything to attain fame and the status of a wealthy man, blatantly brought God into the picture.

God simply took his prayers, retouched it and answered it in reverse.

No Dear, he didn't bring God into his wealth, check his "lord" again,it could be any lord grin

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Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Packaged Into Knorr Seasoning Cubes To Be Delivered Abroad (video) by Crixina(f): 3:28pm On Aug 02, 2021

After you people wee come and be blaming someone for nor telling you that they are travelling to oyinbo country tongue

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Career › Re: Duran Hotels, Uyo Forcing Employees To Surrender Federal Survival Grant by Crixina(f): 5:31am On Feb 08, 2021

There was a similar complaint brought in on a WhatsApp group I'm in.

The employer was asking how she can get the money back using a banking platform because the employee is no more with her.

What is really wrong with us humans? If the money was meant for the employers, why did the FG asked for the employees details?

This tells you what it would have been like if the FG paid the cash directly into the employer's account.
30k oo

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Jokes Etc › Re: Tailor's Disappiontment (check Out This Pics) by Crixina(f): 12:21pm On Dec 25, 2020

Not our brand
We delivered all sotey we closed earlier this week for the year.
See customers calling and begging that they are willing to pay extra.
That's what happens when you know what you are doing.

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Travel › Re: Visit To The Osun Osogbo Sacred Grove In Osun State by Crixina(f): 6:55pm On Dec 23, 2020

happney65:
where that wayre boy Tblack went to shot porn..Lol

why would he be allowed to do that?
Even by the devil's standard, it is wrong, anyway what am I saying sef, shebi he is advancing the cause.

Romance › Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Crixina(f): 5:09pm On Dec 22, 2020

post=97319776:
, want to know u better

you for talk since now. I was beginning to think I said something wrong. Drop a mail. We will talk.

Romance › Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Crixina(f): 11:33am On Dec 22, 2020

post=97319497:
What is the name of the poster of this thread, you are commenting on

. Can we get to the point of these questions please?

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Romance › Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Crixina(f): 11:30am On Dec 22, 2020

post=97319423:
Do you know

No I don't. Why

Romance › Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Crixina(f): 11:25am On Dec 22, 2020

post=97319290:
Are you a lady or man

I'm a Lady why?

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Romance › Re: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Crixina(f): 11:22am On Dec 22, 2020

I dey here dey seriously find house rent to pay after the year we have had to and someone is collecting bone straight hair. I go collect am, say thank you o, next thing na salon i go begin waka dey find to resell am.

I can't play that type of play.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 3:21pm On Nov 28, 2020

chccho:
I can be a sweeter friend too

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2020

lifeisizzy:
Only one way to find out

08160820555

Saved your number.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Someone In The UK Put Down A Million-Pound Bet On Joe Biden by Crixina(f): 4:32pm On Nov 03, 2020

I'm not into Trump's style of leadership, but I'm almost certain he's going to stay. That Biden kind of scares me, I feel like he's the inner Trump that we haven't seen yet.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Six Important Things Every Christain Nigerian Youth Should Avoid . by Crixina(f): 8:44am On Nov 01, 2020

Okay

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 7:57am On Oct 23, 2020

Odunharry:
. Nice we can be friends then.

Sure, why not. Don't just be a psycho please.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 1:45pm On Oct 22, 2020

Odunharry:
Worked for you before??

yeah I met some great people from here. Though it didn't get to the dating stage. Great friends though.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Crixina(f): 4:02pm On Oct 20, 2020

This thread still works?

Crime › Re: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by Crixina(f): 5:55pm On Mar 27, 2020

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

Damn!
This is deep!

Business › Re: How To Recover Funds From Accounts Of Deceased Loved Ones. by Crixina(f): 1:53pm On Jul 23, 2019

Thanks Op
I have not read something this informative in a while here.

TV/Movies › Re: “Farming” Trailer Featuring Genevieve Nnaji, Akinnuoye-agbaje, Kate Beckinsale by Crixina(f): 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2019

PETCOKE:
I don't know why British accent irritates me

it used to, for me, but now, it's just funny.

Politics › Re: Fiyinfunoluwa Osinbajo Graduates From UK University (Photos) by Crixina(f): 8:21pm On Jul 17, 2019

I'm just imagining Donald Trump Jr. or Ivanka Trump schooling in Abia State University grin

Celebrities › Re: Simi Tells Falz 'Go And Marry' by Crixina(f): 10:40am On Jul 17, 2019

HisMajesty1:
Oga it's a joke now... It's not that deep.

no mind am.

Even Falz knows it's a joke.

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Christianity Etc › Re: COZA & Man Urinating On Bible: The PUNCH Removes Editor Over Offensive Cartoon by Crixina(f): 6:01am On Jul 10, 2019

Xisnin:
The Punch management are idiots.
They sacked brilliant editors because some snowflakes expressed outrage over an instructive illustration.
Shame on Punch.

It's Nigeria now where they think journalism has to be soothing like chilled beer.

Damn! The Charlie Hebdo cartoonists come to mind...those guys don't give a sh**t about you.
Some died, the same day another was put out.
Anyway, we are too sensitive down here.

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