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Obinacu: Congrats 2all Outgoing Batch "A" Corpers. May the khaki turn 2 suit, Jungle boot 2 Designers shoes, Allowees 2 Salary, CDS 2 Board Meeting. Congratulations....Cant wait for mine in October also.

vicadex07: Why are the girls avoiding this thread. I noticed like only two has commented so far. Maybe their conscience is pricking them...

semid4lyfe: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/11/article-2276713-177DDBE5000005DC-676_232x640.jpg

This I really dig. Given me some ideas too.

Pharell ain't bad too. . . .

As for the women, Carrie Underwood it is for me. . . . .

2sa2: Jlo looking stunning as ever. I tot thy were told not to expose their privates, whats all these boobs i'm seeing

mckaycee: I really can't tell wut i will do on that day. May be, I will wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her "baby, I cldn't sleep. Don't ask me why, cos I want you to be the mother of my children, will you marry me?"

You guyz are really a family, I love you all.
DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!

pkrix: On that day when I will ask her will you marry me, the way am going to do it will make her almost melt.

What is the most romantic way to ask "Will you marry me?"

I don't know how you going to do yours.

Mine, God willing, is to go on visit/picnic to "Guinea like Robinson Crusoe" and then preferably in a clean and natural water body after "much much" you know, then:

I'll present her with a beautiful flower which will turn out to have a beautifully made ring in it and then "smile and say with passionate awe:"

"Will you marry?"

She's going to koloo.

Ladies, isn't my procedure romantic?

Shollypopz: I see where the feminists are coming from, Beyonce promoting Mrs Carter further proves women losing their identity when they get married. She is Mrs Carter quite alright, nobody is disputing that but Beyonce is a brand name, her identity, a representation of her achievements, artistry, and influencing power that she has been able to acquire throughout her working years. Losing Beyonce for Mrs Carter is a st*upid move!
The Mrs title is not an achievement but a title for addressing married women, nothing special. No one wants to see Mrs Carter, we all pay to watch and be entertained by Beyonce

eyenCalabar: A man cry? C'mon. Real men don't cry. I can't imagine myself crying. You wanna ask eventhough I lost a loved one? Yes. I won't 'cos my tears won't bring the person back to life. I may feel touched to the marrow, but to cry? No sir! However, anytime I see a man crying, I'll just say to myself that this one is not a man, rather a boy.

white mosquito: Oh yes! Dis one takes the cake! Just last wk, took a bus on my way to an interview. Sat down at the rear end of the last seat, then dis rough looking fellow hurries to sit next to me,ignoring all the other available seats. Im nonplussed, but decide to mind my biz. Halfway into d journey dis guy starts makin suspicious movements, like adjusting his sittin position to face me. I shrug it off cos iv more imp things on my mind like d interview. A few mins later, i notice dat his hands wer in his fly and he had shut his eyes as if in rapture. So im like WTF? I turn my head immediately and face the window and then he says 'busstop'! As he comes down i notice that his trouser is soaked wit whitish liquid like melted icecream. He sees me noticing and gives me a grateful smile and a wink! Imagine! I almost puked!

yuzedo: LMAO! What a vo'yeur!



@OP: My church said we should do seven (7) days fasting and prayer but on the seventh day, while we were praying fervently inside the church, i vomited Pounded Yam, Egusi Soup & Goat Meat with Fanta...
................ I am in a new church now.

martyns303: I'll tell you what transpired, you know in Nigeria if a close relative dies as in this case the husband and suddenly the widow starts making cash people will assume, presume or insinuate that she have used her husband for money rituals, espectially in this case where the family is poor. The woman have made some cash and don't want people to start speculating so she gave d money and a story to some guy to come deliver and apperently every1 is buying it. Ya! Am good at writing fictious tales too.

Table Leg :
*Yawns*

Akshow: My two best artists. Long life and prosperity. Still searchin for a creative and talented musician like dare. Before you start shoutin me down, I'm not talkin about the noisy, beat only, no sense, club jargons released everyday o.

Dygeasy: excuse me, wtf are you saying?




Let her and Keanye live anywhere, that doesn't stop the Humphery guy from living. Isn't he right to want to Annul the marriage?

Kim offering him 10million dollars is more like she's buying him out.

Talk of real mean, he just proved that.

Someone of his class you typed. What were you thinking when you typed that? There was once a marriage between these two, was there no class then? He isn't planning to remarry her is he? And he's gonna marry someone of his class soon okay?
You're way off point on this babe.



That's how ladies can be. Smdh!