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Soraya_Leticia: Paul I know(CURSE), Peter I know(COURSE) bt who are u (COUSRE)? *flipping thru dictionary*

laughing my eyes out.

So suddenly everyone is an introvert?

da-gentility:
@Crixina & walexsamy pls dnt misunderstand me. I spoke my mind cos d more am reading d post d more longer and more ambigous it becoming,so dats y i said it 2 long and incomprehensible.

got u sweetie,was just teasing.

da-gentility:
Damn,Op ur post is 2 long,cant evn read it,talkless of comprehending it.

why would u?when it isn't Tonto Dike wears bikini.just teasing though.

puskin: Nigerians are yet to possess this kind of intellectual cyber power nah.

it will take nigerians years to get here.no offence

Tinyemeka: Throughout my JS 2 and 3, I prefered going through the window rather than the door. And I carried my books under my shirt. I always liked running and trying to jump through the window without touching it. One day I just ran into one class like that and headed straight to do my 'Batman through the window' stunt. I didnt jump high enough. Na so I just land with my tummy on the window ledge. Jisos! If it had been in my own class, I'd have managed the laughter and the yabis. But this happened in enemy territory After recovering the fall, I still completed the jump sha. Gats to maintain my rep.

Another time I was in another class and the teacher came in. As I made to leave, the teacher saw the books under my shirt and thought I was a dodger. I told him I was not a member of that class. For where?! Guy refused. Wanted to bulala me even. I didnt know what to say again. Till other people then bailed me out.

Behind our class in JS 2 then, there was this tap without a head. Just a pipe sticking out of the ground. One day my guy just excitedly called me thar I should come and see. I went. He blew hard into the pipe and the pressure forced water to spurt out of the pipe. Ha! See experiment! From that day, anytime I was thirsty and didnt want to go far to drink water, I'd just go behind the class and blow for my drink. The water was even coloured like Fanta and tasted a bit sweet. One day I went there to do the usual. As I blew into the pipe, I just set my mouth. What I got instead was a mouthful of water and ANTS! Ahhh! I never went there again.

It was in that same school that my school-father met me one night and asked if I was hungry. I said yes and he took me to the empty dining-hall. No lights. And gave me a BUCKET of soaked garri to drink. No sugar. No milk. Just garri and kuli-kuli. He tried for me sha. Miss him now.

It was also in that same school that I lost my iron bucket for about 2 weeks. I could hardly recognise it. They had converted the poor thing into a kettle to cook water for morning bathing. Not even on kitchen stove at least! Firewood!! Well another person had to lose his own bucket as sacrifice for my loss.

Many many things happened in Sec sch sha. One of those nightmares we pass through in the name of boarding school education. God punish devil.

i thought this thread was suppose to be naughty things done in primary school.now we don jump go sec.skul,soon enuf e go be tertiary institution.

So does this thread tell that atlst 80 percent of pple who went to primary school did no other naughty things than crushing on girls or guys...then if it so...

Meme Inc.:
d naughtiest tin i did,i was 9yrs old.one day wen evryone had gone home.
my elementary science teacher was a young pretty corper.
i didnt knw maybe its cus of my cute self or intelligency.
she told me she was in luv wit me.we kissed&caresd up a 100x

pls tell us u r just tryin 2 be funny...cos u aint...then Lawd have mercy.

momodub: whats all this naa last pics

she dey form nicki minaj.

Ok i always did hate FLG 101(German)then one day we had an assignment,i didnt do it,when the lecturer came bashing out threats,i quickly copied that of my friend,her name,reg no.and every every.the lecture had to come bk wit the two scripts looking 4 da owners.na there drama unfold.i got the lafta of my life frm my mates.i felt like letting the ground swallow me up.thank God at the end the lecturer didnt take it seriously.cos he smhow found that amusing too.

samfibby: Nobody asked for a biography of ur entire family an spare us the drama.

looks like u don't have one to write about.kpele,don't take it out on those who do.

It was dad while i was growing up,was always in a fight with mum,but when the realities of life starting setting in,i just knew i had to be close to mum,cos smhow she plays the greater role,for dad nw,its more like a first love thing,i still enjoy talking to him,but smhow life has forced him to divide the attention among his other kids(my step brothers and sisters).

kokoye: No I dont. ..got no time to be investigating my wife.

You can tell me I dont love her ...free world.

in other words...i don't know my wife too well

ItsModella: so you were able to tell she's rough in the kitchen from just one pot of spaghetti? Haba, everyone has cooking mishaps, it doesn't mean they're bad cooks.

if he knew anything abt food,he would knw that even the so called professionals mess up sometimes,ther's always a not so good day in the kitchen,that dsn't mean u've lost ur culinary skills.so u guys should go cool on the criticisms.

For all of u criticizing,just shut up,u all saw ini edo wit a damn pot of food and a caption ini edo cooking wateva,and u all started spewing rubbish,i bet some of u hav tasted the food already,hence the criticisms,when a greater part of u here don't knw how to boil a cup of water.u guys should beta get ur facts straight b4 u kill the poor lady wit ur venom,even if u r to criticize pls make it constructive.

yamunla: you paid for your own birth?

yeah,i saw that too,meanwhile it was fun reading all those comments,but i choose to keep having a good time on this thread,cos saying anything on this issue will nt make a difference.already its team paul and team single mother.

loswhite: thot the topic was abt sleeping position not different rooms

he reads well when the letters are bold.

mekula: Not about the position, but sleeping in the same room. You wouldn't happen to know how to read would you?

i might not knw how to read,but not being able to reason well as human beats not being able to read,for som1 that thinks couples decision to sleep in the same room has something to do with their financial status.

Rimbaldi: And you think rich people really, really give a phuck? The issue here is not about what sleeping on the same bed does for your relationship, it is about what obtains when you move up the financial ladder. I must agree with 50Calibre on this one. Check all the rich people around you, they don't sleep in the same room. They couldn't most times even if they wanted to, or do you think they sleep as long as poor or average people do?

so sleeping positions nw has smthing to do with financial status.some brains actually need formatting.

GH Swagg: LOL! The average Ghanaian never thinks of yam when it comes to fufu. We don't eat pounded yam. That is a Nigerian dish.

am sure u didn't see pounded yam in my post.u said something abt fufu being made frm cassava,yam,cocoa...so maybe u shud put 1 and 1 together and u might just 2 4an answer.

rhymz: yeah right. . . Wait until you see real Nigerian fufu or Akpu. Trust me Ghanaians don't eat Fufu better than Igbos or Calabar ppl. It is a common staple associated with them in Nigeria. We dont use plantain or whatever, strictly cassava. And igbos do it quite differently from Calabar that roast theirs. We have the best soups for fufu than ghanaians trust me on that.

i agree wit ur post,but nt wit the part that says calabar roast their fufu,we dnt,i can tel u da process frm when the cassava is brot frm the farm,till when it is served for lunch with hot 'afang or edikanikong soup'but let me spare u da details by just saying we stir the paste in a pot after mixing with a moderate quantity of water,kind of like stirring ur semovita.

Royal^Pearl^:
WhIle you were trying to come across as educated in ghanaian fufu you only further proved your lack of knowledge. There are different types of fufu, yam, cassava, cocoa etc and fufu varies some prefer it soft and some prefer it more firm. Am sure Ghanaian fufu and Nigeria fufu taste different because of the method prepared just like the way our jollof rice taste different from the Nigerian jollof rice.

thanks prof.for the lecture on fufu 101.then if u knw ther r different kinds and methods of preparing fufu,then u should knw enough not to make it sound like its a ghananian food,cos an average ghananian will quickly tink of the yam paste when fufu is being mentioned,while an average nigerian will tink of cassava paste.hence that still goes bk to my first point that fufu may mean different things to these countries.

Chillypelly: Fufu is an igbo food and therefore shouldnt be transferred to ghana and congo. She is only butressing the bitter truth that she is of the igbo bloodline and thats why she is beautiful. If you doubt me, ask flavour n'abalia.

are u kidding me?fufu igbo food?

torgbe: very true but it originated from Ghana,just check wikipedia to confirm

dude what Ghananians call fufu is not what we do,theirs is made frm yam,(kind of like what we call pounded yam here,though theirs is softer almost watery,while ours is made frm cassava.so if you guys figure out which keri is making,the u can take a cue frm there.

Gamji007: We need a president with control.


We need Gen. Buhari for president.

tell me u just wanted to comment not write that.

Liberal2020: There goes one of them...did you notice how he is already judging me? That's their MO. Marvelously shameless and asinine being!

smone bind his hands and legs before he explodes of bitterness.

A A Adam: I knew a man herein Niger with 100 waves and more than 100 childrens.

its wives,and you didn't have to add s to children.

Liberal2020: Typical ID of some Nigerians. They will cheat, fornicate, commit adultery, steal/fleece/loot, lie, guess what? You will see them in church praying as though they are saints, and still continue doing these. Who is fooling who? Very shameless people. Why don't you just stay off the church like we sinners? Look at how smugly the woman( supposed cheater...poster) is invoking "Jesus" name with impunity and chastity? Very common of Nigerians. Any man that goes to the church to look for wife must have himself checked into a mental facility; its a retirement home for whores....stay off my friend.

sharap,and stop justifying ur wrectched sinfull and crappy life by venting ur anger on the church.

solomon111: This is standard practice all over the world.
An animal responsible for the death of a human being should be confiscated.
I wonder what is funny or bizarre about this.

its either u go bk and read the topic well,or u just pretend u neva bin on this thread.

ritux: Is 24 year old a teenager?

this alone proves the story is as fake as the Op.

ritux: Is 24 year old a teenager?

this alone proves the story is as fake as the originator.

Marotzke: Rich for where? Since you don't know the whole story,get it first hand here. Na this your kind talk(rich man) go make Kanayo Onyekwere go contest election for house of representatives to represent one part Mbaise so. As him dey form Big boy, he no kuku join political group make dem tell am wetin dey.Na so Mr Onyekwere aka KOK, go invest a greater part of his fortune inside politics. Ofcourse the incumbent member trounced him thoroughly. Smarting from the defeat, K.O.K quickly dived into movie production, only for the trio of Fidelis Dukker, Clem Ohameze and ofcourse Jim Iyke Duped him of the remaining change. Completely flustered KOK sold his plot of land in Okokomaiko to de maintain appearance. His angry looks is due to the fact that would have prefered to come by Night bus,but then the secret would be out. That explains the hungry and angry looks. Na so the story come be. Das All.

kai!storyteller,anyway this Jim iyke i don too hear 'dupe' 4 im head,na which way im dey?