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Akpa ife: @op wht abt how 2 get rich?

just do the opposite of what you just read.

Temismith: And wat is d probability dat d film will sell for upto 5million after production. Considering piracy and and d fact dat not every1 watches home video.

i thought am the only person nt believing the 5mill.crap,if 5mil.goes to one person 4 just a haircut,what's really the worth of the movie?

ppness: Nldas u pple wil neva seiz 2 amuse me. Weneva am feeln lonely, openin Nl becomes my companion b|c I must definatly laugh.

true talk.

pimp_lucious :
This is pure BS! Why do one hv to go thru this long process to port a number? In UK u can do it over the phone, all u need do is get the sim of the network u wanna port to, call the customer service of ur soon to be old network, inform them u wanna port ur number they will take u thru some security questions and demand for the 19 digit number at the back of the new sim and that's it just like that in 5min ur new sim starts to work

sounds lik looking ur boyfriend in da eye and telling him mehn!am liking that ur best friend,put me thru on how to get him fall 4 me,a nicer way of telling ur service provider to Zap themselves.

Ijogz K: Shut up, it's as easy as not clicking on such topics, I for instance stopped clicking on religion/religious related topics, cuz dose madt atheist are sometimes almost convincing, especially since I saw dat Isiah 47 sh1t where It was written dat God created evil. Pastors would never make mention of dat.

So stop hating..

pastors dont or ur pastor dsn't?or maybe u r always on NL when they do.

gerald28: Who said this frank is Handsome? the guy no fine pass me at all..is this the so called handsomeness of Edo men

did u just say Frank is an Edo man?

Ayorh4you: I kw we gonna meet on the other syd. RIP bro #tearsRolling

where exactly pls?

ItsModella: The first time I heard of Dagrin was the day he died. He made good music though.

i thought it happened to just me.

grandlexuz: And you have 41 likes for saying that! Oh I almost forgot, you wanted to please the ladies on Nairaland and the sure LIKED it!

shut tupu!

Odinaka00: If this oritsejiafor had respected God nd respected himself by not associating with these eveil policians, nobody woulda been calling his name

true talk.

didicold: @crixina
get a life,u seem frustrated,could be wrong though#shrug#

i knw a shrink u could talk to,thank me later.

ManirBK: So ΨђåƮ do we call dis 1
now Dis tym around it
is a Christian trying to
burn down a mosque!!!
so are all christians
terrorists now? Where
ae the christian
brethren? *smh

hold ur peace!the boy just learnt from the masters.

Inik: Are you resident in Akwa ibom? If your answer is no, when last did you visit the state?

dnt ask such question jare,i stay in Abak rd(olusegun obasanjo)and what he said abt the flood there each time it rains is true.

Marine*etyon:
You should all keep quiet, this is my senatorial district and I know everything that transpired during the said period, my governor can not do such disgusting a thing. My governor is the best governor since the inception of democracy in the entire country... If you doubting me just visit uyo you'l tell the story of the uncommon transformation yourself. If you're an instrument of blackmail remain mute forever.

why do we substitute most times uncommon transformation for corruption,he has done something yes,but dsnt mean that the name of a winning candidiate should be struck out,if actually he did that.

Seeeeeeee: who paid some money to blackmail Gov Akpabio, come to Akwa ibom and see transformation. This is just a cheap blackmail what concerns who ever with senatorial election. That's Ikot Ekpene senatorial district n what the op said is false...

transformation or not,if he actually did that,he is a corrupt leader even if he transforms Akwa ibom,my state mind you,to heaven,it dsn't substitute for corruption.i just hope u r nt too beclouded by sentiments to knw that.

Ishilove: In addition to the above list, does not 'not speaking to each other for three weeks and counting, and the both of us don't even care' count? If it does, it's a bummer.

did i see 3weeks? Thats enuf 4 da pple involved to fall in love with others.

NnamdiN: Then I might never love any girl. I can't stand that everyday calls. I don't even talk to my family (which I love dearly) that much, let alone some chick once in a week phone call don do abeg or you do the calling.

just wait till u meet that girl u can't stay 1 sec.without...na so ur type dey yarn till dem meet girl wey go knack them akpako.

greenoak: I dey craze Dat ugly thing ?I can't buy it o!!!

kai! Deep hatred.

hornipipe: With or without make up she looks better here compared to most of her pix I've been seeing lately.

very true.

didicold: @ op, i think u av issues, its not only guys who have dat problem, i'm female and i have it too, all it takes is like 2months and i just want it to be over already, i don't think its a player thing, afterall, it takes me a while to get on d wagon again, i like to consider my men bfore i date dem but somehow it just fizzrz out on my part shortly , and datz when d guy begins thinkin bout future prospect.
I wish it waznt so but dere it is, i get mad @myself for being dat way, but we really can't change who we are, u can only try to be a better version of who we r

am sure you can't change,maybe when u r sixty and lonely and get to see ur best friend with her lovely kids and handsome husband.

Amaaskia: Whatever please shift! With your ten naira salary.. Tchew

oh! I got to you right?i sure did.

Amaaskia: work ke? sweetie i enjoy cooking, im an AKWA IBOM woman... oh and of course i totally enjoy screwing his brains out.. yeah!

typical!killing themselves,bragging,in the end,they get their ass kicked.

Rick9: K

why didnt this homo sapien also make this list of attention seeking freaks?

Virgin Finder: She's Yoruba.

I'm not surprised.

Being a successful family woman despite her fame will always stand her out among her peers/competitors.

I'm proud to be Yoruba.

why tribe no go follow?

Seriously,i can't believe people are actually commenting on this.oh! I get it.boredom,yeah thats the word.

Coldfeet: Don't mind the akamu heads called mods on this section. I expected this thread to have closed by now! They said I shouldn't curse but see how people are tearing her apart with their comments!!! Someone even called her devil evangelist God is watching anyway and that curse might extend to their 4th generation if they don't close this poo thread.

pls are u by any means Eucharia Annuobi's relative...just asking.

Ejiné: The "Racism, Tribalism and Sectarianism" ghetto, so I can read the many diseased thoughts and AIDS-filled opinions of the psychopaths who inhabit the gangrene-infested scrotuum of Nairaland.

Reading their posts remind the average human that, "No matter how stupiid you may think you are, you will never be as dumb as these guys".

Dudu Negro is the landlord there.

laughing with tears in my eyes.

Kulas: thought they say she is now an evangelist??.Can a chamelon change its colour?,NO!.Nonsense!.

can a chamelon change its colour?...like seriously?

KINGwax: I will like this girl to introduce me to her herbalist. That man strong wella!
To think 2face chose ds thing will remain a mystery unsolved. And 2face's reason is irrelevant either, i knw he is talkin from 'undue influence'.

And let no one tell me the story of 'beauty and the beholder', we all knw it's crap. The person who invented dt statement shld b damn ugly!!!

We knw it's an hocuspocus!
No beholder will choose a 1977 volks beetle over the sexy bug!

dude!its called Love,go learn of it.

Mich-rach:
Why is it that nobody is thinking of the possibility that, they might have made that call under duress.

no mind us,we dey think one way like one way traffic,90 percent of da pple here say na prostitution,when its possibility that the story may have been planted to divert the the family's and search party's attention.infact anything could be wrong or right here.even this story sef fit be fake.

eldoradoxx: For every girl that takes abortion pills there is a man responsible. Or are the ladies impregnating themselves? Why do guys often decry the level of abortion in ladies without decrying the level of irresponsibility among the fathers of the aborted foetus?

may God bless u

Gerardcole: [color=FireBrick]What is the world turning into?

When did Nigerians in our various cultures start celebrating childbirth/pregnancy before marriage? [/color]

anything in this part of the world is celebrated as long as money and fame is involved,if its Ekaette and Emeka welcoming a baby conceived outside marriage,then they are mumu,but if its Tuface and Annie,psquare(paul)and Anita...then lets roll out the drums and dance azonto to that.don't kill me,its just the world we find ourselves.