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Fraiser:
bur wait o, da ur english too dey heavy na, u no just dey pity dos of us wey b say na pidgin b d official language for our sku

Official language in school

Anyway, I am really sorry brother - its not intentional at all. Its just that as humans, we derive more pleasure and tend to communicate and express our thought effectively when we are speaking in a language we are either fluent, conversant or comfortable with.

For example:

SPINXYTINXY enjoys communiting more by spicing her talk with several yuroba exclamations and slangs.

Keterine7 enjoys and makes 70% of her contributions when the comments are sports/soccer related.

Amodu likes political discussions and sometimes uses terms that I work so hard to understand their contextual implication.

LogoDWhiz speaks more with simple English, simple pidgin, and simple thoughts. He just likes going straight to the point -trying so had to avoid long stories so he can reply many others.

Kbs468 likes to start by touching many aspects (from NYSC, to politics, to entertainment, to sports, to Islam, etc) before he returns to answering your simple question.

Maggymagz likes communicating more with symbols and tries to avoid (as much as possible) making a sentence that requires up to 7 words.

Oyehomie and SC31 likes involving in discussions that have so much to do with relationships and love affair

While you (fraiser), shammak and Rukkyola as a way of being comic, like responding to people in opposite direction from what is obvious and conventional using the shortest of pidgin shortcuts.

etc etc etc etc etc

THIS IS BECAUSE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE SAYS (especially, LogoDWhiz), WE ARE ALL HERE TO HAVE FUN WHILE KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH AND AWAITING ON NYSC RESPONSES.

As for me, this is one surest way I catch my fun. Most of the people I deal with (from family to friends, to colleagues and clients), this is the predominant language I use. My parents DELIBERATELY trained us this way and now, it has stuck with me.

I PLEAD THAT THE SAME WAY I SHOW UNDERSTANDING WITH YOU GUYS WHEN YOU DISCUSS YOUR SPORTS, YOU HAVE TO RECIPROCATE SUCH GESTURES TO ME.

GOD BLESS YOU!

But I dey still flow for pidgin plenty times na. You nor dey feel am?

Fraiser:
smillin... Na wyning u won take enter dis morni abi? Anyway I won try format d system nijare make I download new ones, na no shaken for me o

I nor dey wyn you brother. That na your characteristics wey we dey use our korokoro eye see.

Why you wan format wey you fit backed them up to the cloud. You sure say you nor go need them in the future?

Fraiser:
my greatest effico, I never install dictionary for my phone o, try pieces d grammer abeg

Alright. I go go find axe buy start work

Fraiser:
crobboy I can see u sabi english welwel dont worry nysc go soon send u to d nearest primary school wia u go turn professor of grammer, Wot I mean is dat d guy am talkin about na my padi, nd If I talk lyk dat he knows d point am tryin to bring out. Dat never reach wetin go make u use grammer scatter our head, here no b classrum abeg nd no be jorbberman site, so i dont tink showcasing skills is neccessary. Btw gudmorni boss hw ur nyt?

Alright brother. Good Morning. Where are all those your SPICY-JOKING statements? Nor tell me say the account don dry o!

daudae1:
BREAKING NEWS.......Nysc will release callup letters on 23rd of march..From a reliable source.

Even if its 29th March, we are still waiting. That our best bet for now

adusco:
Yipee!!! it's my BIRTHDAY citizens of GC

Happy Birthday man. Wishing you the best of your expectations

Oyehomie:
U and ur Lengthy words nah...lol hw re u

I am doing good. How about you and your wife? you have refuse to make a formal introduction o.

SC31:
it was lovely bae

You were suppose to show me some photograph bae. What Happened?

jubrealguy:
Una dey fuvk up ooo.......... e-award, e-committee, e-husbands, e-wives, e-kisses, e-romance, e-friends, e-city, abi una dey c unasef ni cos SC31 wey dey my sch sef, i neva c am before........y we wan dey carry ds committee and award mata for head. I believe Kbs468 and LogoDWhiz are just trying to make here lively, nothing more abi una wan put money for dere account ni cos d way dose guyz dey do some official typing on top all ds play play things dey make me dey ask myself if ds city really dey somewhere for ds country, the least we can do is just to appreciate dem not telling them dey are starting something dat doesn't make sense. It's simple, if u are nominated, just say "i don't want" and they will replace u wit someone else. Wittyemi, anyone dat can deal wit loosing an e-award should either go back to primary 6 or be flogged mercilessly first thing in camp so the brain can go back to default mode.

Everyone here is just like an actor and fraiser u know dat well so i expected to just take ds as a joke, we all playing one role or the other just to make ds place lively till we all carry our black, brown and yellow asses to camp.

Fraiser, as my personal person for hia cos i bliv say i don carry our friendship comot for e-level u need to do the needful pls

Abbeyunique2, i double sight u for dat comment

Kbs468, God bless u, u r too much brother.

CROBBOY, Pls i need an English teacher

Alright. I will arrange for a teacher tomorrow from a neighbouring Community Primary School

jubrealguy:
If na me wan type ds kind thing, four pages go don pass me, oyehomie, please repeat d word u used in qualifying ds chairman's words.

E kaaro sir

I dey hail you o!

Between, what are these word Oyehomie?

Qutyjoice:
Hiding my school nkwa? Hehehe.....I asked which one (who knows it might me secondary school or primary(lol)....Anyway she finished from Ajayi Crowther Uni.

That is a great one. Did you study "Wisdom and Journalism"?

Fraih:
CROBBOY, I have been following your comments, They have been very reasonable.
#thumbsUp


Either way, you know you have to get married someday and you need to at least court.



Yemi, let's free the guy already, he probably did not see it in this line.
The important thing is 'he is sorry', it takes humility to say that after being lambasted by almost everyone on this thread.

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Hardie14, I see You, should we call you a 'night speedster' then

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

Thank you Ma'am. We're just trying to try.

How are you doing and how did you awardee nomination go?

Fraiser:
lol... Crobboy d tin is am always suprise wen u take me serious lyk dis, if trully u know d nature of a man am trully is, I bet u will not take me serious for a second, spencerM is in better position to tell u more about me, nobody knows me better dan he is

Eyaa, it is a pity that we all cannot be spencerM, not even in the next life.

So that means if your characters and temperaments are not within the limits of our understanding, then it becomes eminent upon your responsibility to provide us with those so that we do not continue to wallow in misconception and misconstrue your actions and the motives that necessitated them.

Fraiser:
anyway I agree wit u, bur I will not talk much on relationship because I never experience one bfor

Now I don't know whether you are acting psychedelic, or hallucinating or being sarcastic, or all of the above. Chose one

Woooop, Imagine what I missed!
GOOD EVENING GREAT PEOPLE OF GOLDEN CITY. NA HOW UNA DEY?
I MISS YOU GUYS WEL-WEL

#1534!

johndanny:
CROBBOY dis two guest wey i de see dem follow u come? Or make i stop dem? U know its illegal for guests to be roaming d City at dis time

I see you too. The guests are just watching and admiring the beautiful ambience of GC. Provided they are merely watching, and not stealing into any of the citizen's privacy, they are utmost welcome.

When people dey rise na then you wan dey fall nor be small thing o!

Kbs468:

We have not seen your Nomination ooo

Hhhhhmmmm alright my nominations:
1. Fraiser
2. Spinxytinxy
3. SC31
4. Oyehomie

If there is room for more than four, then
5. Abbeyunique2
6. Fraih
7. BoboLIL
8. Rukkyola
9. Shammak
10. IghravweIG

I am working with the assumption that Kbs468, LogoDWhiz and myself are being exempted from nomination.

cc
Kbs468

Qutyjoice:
PRI/Sec/Uni....lol

You come dey hide your school again? are just being sarcastic or you nor dey proud of am? Actually I missed your introduction and just feel nice knowing you

IghravweIG:
Chai! I don miss G-city no b lie o. Make I use this medium hail Crobboy, Oyehomie, Fraih, Spixitinxy, Justified10. Una weldone for the care and mentions. I LOVE YA ALL.(no homo o.)

I hail you too. Its really been a while. What's happening?

wittyemi:
Lolzzzz, Baba I no too dey in the mood to talk dis morning,but since you showed interest in wanting to know the nonsense in my head,i think you deserve my thought. Well not much to say, just to add to what CROBBOY And ABBEYUNIQUE2 Has said.
In a relationship, you need to earn your respect,value,trust and responsibility. Never assume she has the money,even if she does,it is your responsibility to give her more money; a lady can value the little gift you give to her even more than her millions in d bank. If you form the habit of always assuming she has the money, b4 long, you ll start loosing her respect for u,value n trust; because b4 u know it,even in d things you should do as a man u ll keep assuming she has the money. Giving her that T.P tells alot; it means you appreciate n value her visit, u want her to come around again and it shows u r accountable; accountability =responsibility. If she wan collect your money give another dude,you aren't smart enough to stop her.

Don't mind this guy who likes the behind the scene affair. I wonder when he will start putting himself in a position where others go behind the scene for him (THOSE ARE THE REAL BIG BOYS IF YOU DON'T KNOW)

@Fraiser, GROW UP INTO MATURITY MAN, GROW UP AND BE A MAN!

Fraih:
Seconded and seriously anticipating that which is coming....

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CROBBOY, I see You, Thanks
Where are my people;Eaglevision, spixytinxy, Amodu, Alhassanu, MissEvey-Pressy LogoDWhiz, where is your wife?

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

I see you too dear

Oyehomie:
Padi mi...gud am o..i'm glad u re here again with dat ur big word-belly...

Me too. What do you mean by the bolded?

Fraiser:
crobboy u don leave d point totally, I can see u don read plenty handout, but am more concern about practicals nd not all d theory u put here, try meet nd relate wit d guys who are into practical wen it comes to women matter nd nobody will tell u bfor u burn all dis ur handout.

SINCE YOU WANT ME TO SAY THIS THE HARD WAY, I WILL GLADLY.

Bros, you don ever lead or teach crowd of more than 450 persons (where 70% na woman)? WHICH KIND WOMAN I NOR SEE AMONG THEM?
1. The ones that take care of my feeding in the office?
2. The ones that buy clothes for me as gifts (including a suit)?
3. The ones that will introduce me to their hubby, task him and thereafter follow me up with ONE NIGHT STANDS?
4. Is it ASSIGNMENT BOYFRIENDS (with sexual interests) in school to some ladies in a committed relationship?
5. Or living in a compound with over 17 self-contains, where we have more ladies living double in some rooms rented by their boyfriend, yet they pretend to come to my room (until december last year) to borrow stuffs 12am 92% unclad?

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IF I TOLD YOU THAT FOR 95% OF THE TIMES, I GAVE NOTHING IN EXCHANGE FOR THESE.

SO WHICH OTHER EXPERIENCE DO I NEED SOMEONE OUT THERE TO TEACH ME WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MATTER?

The truth is, in addition to the fact that all those are waste of your time and these ladies acknowledge that they have a "RESPONSIBLE GUY out there", their association with you just continue to be TEMPORARY.

One thing about life is, WHAT YOU SOW, IS WHAT YOU'LL REAP. If you decide to take the direction of playing games and not being sincere in your relationship, even the good women that will come your way will reciprocate those gestures to you.

ALSO, WHEN YOU ARE READY FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP (which I can bet you are not in for one now with this your way of thinking), YOU WILL NOT SIT BACK EXPECTING YOUR WOMAN TO GO AND GET MONEY FROM OTHER MEN (often in exchange of ***) TO COME AND GIVE YOU ( Be true to yourself, You go fit get mind Marry that kind girl? ).

Fraiser:
crobboy my real G, hw ur day was? Yea datx tru, kbs468 brought d idea of awarding deserving golden citizens, nd he said an award committee of 4 members is to b constituded, that pple shud start sendin dia nominations for d four members. Meanwhile d four members re automaticall disqualified from being nominated for any award, as a result of dis pple com dey dodge dia head, nobody won do committee. Hope u will find dis summary informative enuf

Yeah but who are those disqualified already?

Fraiser:
crobboy u still dey follow acient protocol at dis 21st century, women no too dey lyk over nice guys o, just b 40% nice nd 60% naughty bfor u know she go luv u 100%, otherwise she go just dey collect ur money go give dat bad boy for outside nd she go giv am all her heart join sef

I THINK THE REVERSE IS THE CASE HERE . These your ideologies were predominant over sixty years ago (during the era of my grandfather) were most family investments on education and civilization were tailored towards the male folks; the era were the standards for ascertaining a HUSBAND MATERIAL was one that had a good farm land and produce, a 2 - bedroom mud house, a VILLAGE CHAMPION who can engage in and sustain an argument (with little or no commercial value) etc; and the standards for ascertaining a WIFE MATERIAL was a woman who's a good house wife, energetic enough to perform all the domestic chores (without complaining), raise battalions off children, receive all the insults, beatings, and military commands without any objection while keeping mute to a public humiliation of her personality (for sake of say A WOMAN DOES NOT TALK WHEN A MAN IS TALKING ), etc.


RUUUUUBBBBBBIIIIISSSSHHHHH!

My brother, let me remind you that we are in the 21st century, the INFORMATION ERA in that matter of which women have outgrown those silly tricks of 40:60% ratio. Those pranks only temporarily work during the initial phase of a relationship and gradually wears out in the course of time which in the long haul, creates more damages to your reputation.

On the aspect of questioning her fidelity and she keeping another boy who is primarily on the receiving end, although I know some woman (even married ones) indulge in this lifestyle (especially, when the guy is good with ***), but believe me, if you make a careful research on this, you will realise that these woman usually are in COMPLETE CONTROL of these second guys while the 'MANLESS' guy continue with the act of HIDE AND SEEK ( I JUST PRAY MAKE THE WOMAN OGA CATCH DEM, NA THERE WE GO KNOW WHO BE THE WOMAN NUMBER 1 )

Finally, one thing I would want you to know (if you don't) is that the 21st century woman CANNOT and WILL NOT have a CARING, LOVING, SIMPLE, UNDERSTANDING, FUN TO BE, FOR SOME, GOOD IN ***, SMART, GOOD LOOKING, RELIGIOUS FOCUSED, ETC GUY who in addition to all of those SHOWERS HER WITH EXCESS MONEY then chose to ignore him and give her heart to a FLAT BROKE GUY (unless she has gone past the conventional age (21-29) of easily being 'MARRIABLE').

DO YOU THINK ALL THOSE LOVE IS BLIND SYNDROME ARE STILL APPLICABLE NOWADAYS If eventually both of you get married, how do you pay the bills (house/house rent, atleast 3 square meals, children upkeep and fees, buy her artificial looks, events and holidays) ? THESE ARE THINGS 21ST CENTURY WOMEN PUT INTO CONSIDERATION BECAUSE THERE STILL HAVE THEIR EGO TO PROTECT WITH THEIR FELLOW WOMEN

DO NOT FORGET THESE THINGS IN A HURRY BROTHER!

Fraiser:
my main man I dey doff my cap to u o, hw was ur morni goin? No vex about d greetinx wey I no reply yesterday, I don crash already by dat tym, hope SC31 is doin fyn? I dey miss her plenty

YOU DEY MISS MY WIFE PLENTY hmmmmmmm, Hope say no be wetin I dey think o!

spixytinxy:
dat not tru, it is a rumorses

Alright, let me hear from the horse's mouth what her joint is all about as well as the pleasures and comfort I will derive from there that knows no equal in comparison to its counterparts

Qutyjoice:
Oh! I see...My regards to her....ehehe trust me we are close already, nice meeting yu my fwend's husby

Its nice meeting you too dear. Which is your Alma Mater?

SC31:
missed you so much bae...my day has been stressful,you?

Work today was 3 times as usual to the extend that having time to eat even snacks was a challenge.

What's up with your Convocation?

spixytinxy:
not at all, veery very busy wit my Customers bt y u neva come my joint na

They said in your joint you only have drinks for certain class of people (which some of them like Abbeyunique2 are running away already) and patronage is strictly by invitation from you.

So I have been holding my peace to avoid public disgrace (You know how Yuroba women vexation dey be na)

Qutyjoice:
U Na good morning o, journalist award no be here....Anyway I have not bin seeing my fwend(SC31)here again, wetin do her?

She is doing just fine. she only had some external issues to deal with. If you look around in a moment, you will find her. But I hope you will make a good friend to her o? Unlike Rukkyola