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boboLIL:

THE WAIT IS COMING TO AN END... HAPPY NEW DAY EVERYBODY


GOOD MORNING TO EVERY SOUL IN HERE..... STAY TUNED AS THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES******


2016 BATCH A ORIENTATION COURSE (STREAM I) STARTS ON 30TH MARCH - 18TH APRIL, 2016 WHILE BATCH A ORIENTATION COURSE (STREAM II) STARTS ON 27TH APRIL - 16TH MAY 2016..


IT IS OFFICIALLY 20 DAYS FOR PCM STREAM (I) AND 48 DAYS FOR PCM STREAM (II) TO APPEAR IN THEIR RESPECTIVE ORIENTATION CAMPS


MAY GOD ALMIGHTY GUIDE AND PROTECT US ALL!! AMEN!!



QUOTE OF THE DAY

" IF YOU ARE BORED WITH LIFE, IF YOU DON'T GET UP EVERY MORNING WITH A BURNING DESIRE TO DO THINGS- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GOALS. "




DO YOU KNOW?

" Music is so influential on the brain that the type you listen to actually has the ability to change the way you think and look at the world"



START GATHERING YOUR BELONGINGS IN ONE PLACE TO AVOID FOGETTING ONE OR TWO THINGS AHOME( FOR THOSE OF US 'FOGETTING THINGS' IS THEIR HOBBY)..

WELCOME BACK boboLIL. To say the whole truth from my heart, I MISSED YOU HERE. Now I understand why they say " ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER!

Just a suggestion, I think there is a shift in tense in the last line of your writing. I think it should rather be ...( FOR THOSE OF US THAT 'FOGETTING THINGS' IS OUR HOBBY).. or ...( FOR THOSE THAT 'FOGETTING THINGS' IS THEIR HOBBY)..

Thanks for the good work brother!

Oyehomie:
Ooo..which of d ministries oo

*people wey get plenty ministries* I mean your ministry in general

Martinez1845:
Golden city's Soyinka, I hail o. Wats strange abt ma moniker

There you go again.
Your Moniker seems to be new around.

Rukkyola:
weldone!

Wonders shall never end. Is this actually coming from you?

Oyehomie:
Crobboy adusco fraih wats happenin nah

Pady meeee, how ministry na

iambibi:
lolz... Swithrt sorry CROBBOY (i don forget sef say i don dey engaged) Leav it like dah.... After our honeymoon i wee transfer it to d left finger..... Meanwhile....hw is ur bae and .... Where did she go to

My bae is doing good and is only attending to extending family demands.

iambibi:
u luv her baje.... and wen wee u put the ring on it.... #team baes are not smiling #...

Imagine the finger Jubrealguy put the ring (on the right hand finger from your dp)!

Na Wao!

wittyemi:
Hmmmm,Crobboy! Crobboy!! The witty writer,hope you know say one sure award dey for u sha,except our hon. Committee members wan do am like Headies award. But I trust the committee members. Gudu morning gigigi. But don't get too excited yet.

Brother mi, don't be TOO serious na. All these are for fun sake.











Just a Complementing Thought:
LogoDWhiz and Kbs468, I DEY HAIL UNA O! UNA DON RELEGATE GO BACKSTAGE DEY GO 'COOK' ANOTHER ATTRACTIVE CONCEPT ABI UNA WISDOM NOR BE HERE O!

Rukkyola:
continue wasting ur LOVE on ALL.no go find ur ss3 or sc31

Having sights of female drunkards are rare occurences in my lifetime!

FOR MY NOMINATION CATEGORY 2 (PHASE I)

√ 1. MOST RESERVED FEMALE = Magymagz (a shy type who only comments when a comment is targeted at her)

√ 2. PROBLEM SOLVER = Fraih (She would rather take the humiliation of being an "idle or jobless person" than trigger or become a catalyst to any form of disagreement or problem)

√ 3. WRITER OF THE YEAR = jaylom (The political, Niger Delta and Human Right Prolific writer)

√ 4. MR CASANOVA = Oyehomie (He knows how to get his way in spite of the fact that everyone knows he is married)

√ 5. MZ KARASHIKA = Rukkyola (The woman who generates critics for anyone despite one's seeming perfection)

√ 6. BIGGEST MALE FLIRT = Fraiser (Anything on skirt with (f) next to its Moniker, is worthy of being wooed )

Apologies for mine coming in late. Given the fact that it is not necessary nominating myself, I needed to be sure of certain facts.

cc
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468

iamdynamite:
mr cassanova-fraiser

mz karashika-outyjoyce

writer of the year-crobboy

male flirt-fraiser

most reserved female-chommieblaq

Nice one brother. The way you fine for that picture, na so you dey for real life?

jubrealguy:
now, i know i can happily go to bed....sleep well dear

CONGRATULATIONS MAN! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF RESPONSIBILITIES

Imagine such wonderful names who are just hiding under the cover of being observers and peeping into the city: Pinkyberry2 and mzbiddy01 .

Do you girls get your inspiration from Nychodemus?

Please o, here is 'World Have your Your Say' o!

Don't be scared of being lost in the large city. I'll guide you to your desired location, destination and make possible suggestions, trust me.

LOola12:
Are these guys kidding or what? Shu?

I have been sitting here watching the entire episode all alone asking myself the same question.

Do you care to join me

jubrealguy:
aproko.....no cum spoil my moment of joy oo

No, not an agent of destruction. I can even woo her for you if you care.

But wait a minute, have this girl (iambibi) been single all along? iyaf welwel!

What a romantic movie - jubrealguy and Iambibi! I must watch it to the end.

jubrealguy:
Never expected less, eez in ur blood...u just cant help it. Lav u 2 bro

cc rukkyola rukkyola rukkyola rukkyola rukkyola rukkyola

come write ur own oo, shebi u say u sabi english pass my teacher.

HHHHmmmm this one you are pullying me to Rukky, hope you are sure of your facts o!

Fraih:



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CROBBOY, you dont know how much Joy that comes here when I read from you. Your words are always seasoned with Grace and Good-will. You are an Inspiration.
Keep on dear!

Are you serious that your rule is to only say nice words?

SC31:
CHai my come back is dope,see as I just dey open page


Crobboy bae I've updated my picture

HHmmmmm bae in less than 30 minutes I see 2 different photos o - the first one with one brother that I don't know where to classify him and the other one with so much Celebration...

larrytorch:
I'm a silent follower of dz thread o. U can call me anonymous.

CATEGORY II, PHASE I

1. Most reserved female-hardie14

2. Problem solver-Dtobs

3.Writer of the year-Crobboy

4. Mr Casanova-Oyehommie

5. Mz Karashika-Qutyjoice

6. Biggest male flirt-Fraiser

cc

fraih

LogoDWhiz


Patiently waiting for d CUL

Thanks man. But I am really taking sight of you for the first time bro. Your contributions will always be highly appreciated.

Good Evening My People of Golden City. Its so nice to know I have a fun-filled city of this calibre with citizens endowed with diverse and unique abilities capable giving one memorable experiences. It could not be better!

I absolutely do appreciate the efforts of our leaders of this great city (especially, LogoDWhiz and Kbs468) in working effortlessly and consistently to ensuring that this city do not lack its flavour and excitements. Repeatedly and creatively, you guys have developed strategies and concepts which unequivocally keeps people glued to this Thread. When John Maxwell said "The proof of leadership is found in its followers" and "Leadership is all about influence, nothing more, nothing less", I believe LogoDWhiz and Kbs468 were the premises upon which such inspirational writings were developed.
Cudos!



When I Look at all my mentions unattended, I get worried if 30th of March will be sufficient enough to adequately permit me to respond to them independently. I love you all for making me feel so relevant (in Tubaba's voice, feel like Obasanjo).

Some of you (Fraih, jubrealguy, Wittyemi and others) making me feel like Wole Soyinka or Editor-In-Chief of Vanguard Newspaper already, I DEY HAIL UNA O! Don't forget that I am still an Engineer by Education, Certification and Profession o!.

And to all of you (you know yourselves) nominating me for one thing or the other, you guys are just a collection of bonds of attraction. IMAGINE HOW YOU GUYS MAKE ONE FEEL WITH ALL THESE MENTIONS Now I understand why LogoDWhiz and Kbs468 chose to disqualify themselves from being nominated!

[b] UNA TOO TOO MUCH O, HOW UNA DAY GO NA

And to all those that had my mention:
Keterine7
Rukkyola
DTOBS
SC31 my sheri sheri
Oyehomie
Qutyjoice
Biotechshola
Fraih
Jubrealguy
Martinez1845 (Your Moniker seems strange)
iambibi
jayloms
Abbeyunique2
Fraiser
Kbs468
cosycee (the man that answers comic question late)
Chommieblaq
LogoDWhiz
and others (My head getting hot now)

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Good Evening

JaneJoanJohn:
Finally!!!!.....a sane person here.when I joined this thread and I made my reservations known,they said they were only trying to make it fun and lively.. I mean, don't you all have your private whatsapp and bbm for that..ok,even if we want to while away time pending when the CUL ,how about discussing our hopes, plans and aspirations for our service year.personally, I hope I'll be able to make an impact wherever I'm posted to..check out Ese Oruru story,not one person's talked about it here,the additional40 marks added by JAMB nko, and other important issues affecting our youth today,Biko when will the leaders of tomorrow rise up and realise that now is the time to start preparing. yes,we need to unwind. that has been our Nigerians mentality, rather than rising up to take a stand, we would rather go to the beer palour or play ps3 ,after all I cannot comman kill myself untop Nigeria's issues.And the cycle continues...Nigeria youths,wake the he'll up!
I'm not going to cc anybody except crobboy, Biko let him not masturbate on my mention.. I'm out!

Thank you so much for the MENTION. Its so nice to know you "care" for people like me. Although this your thoughts aligned to MASTURBATION makes me wonder if that usually is your source of consolation when faced with issues like this

To say the WHOLE TRUTH, your suggestions and that of BukkyAdeyemi as regards tailoring our discussions to issues that partains to Human Resource Development, Entrepreneurship, setting standards and leaving behind indelible footprints that impart the lives of our successors (the younger generations as you call them) and others are among the most INSPIRING COMMENTS I have read through in recent times. The major challenge is that you girls provided such advice in a condescending manner.

Obviously, If you girls had been CIVILIZED ENOUGH as you claim to be (no offense please), in your association with people in a Group or Union or people of higher authority than you with respect to correcting them or changing their predominant BELIEFS, experience should have taught you something known as CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM - Criticism where you start by LOOKING FOR and APPLAUDING the POSITIVE aspect before politely expressing your disagreement with certain aspect of their lives.

This is because, nobody (not even you girls) will be GLAD or EXCITED to take a correction from someone who makes a Public Exhibition or Humiliation of your Personality for sake of trying to advice you. The hurt and resentment that will stir up inside of you from the humiliation will overwhelm your willingness to accept being wrong in the first place let alone, imbibing the supposed correction.

Frankingly speaking, during the initial phase of my personal and capacity development many years ago, I USED ACT EXACTLY LIKE YOU GIRLS - Trying to compel EVERYONE around me to shift from this MEDIOCRE mentality that have been ingrained into us (Black People) through slavery from time immemorial which is responsible for the predicaments we are facing as a nation

I ONLY LATER DISCOVERED THAT EVERYONE CAN'T AND WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. NO MATTER HOW WE STRIVE, WORK, LEARN, PLAN, PRAY, OR EVEN MANIPULATE THINGS:

1. Not everyone will become successful. Some just have to stay low to become a source of inspiration to others.

2. Not everyone will become as wealthy as Dangote (some people have to be POOR so they can accept the offer of risking their lives on roads, sea, etc so as to deliver Dangote's products elsewhere). Some people have already predetermined within themselves not to be wealthy at all in order to maintain status quo.

3. Not everyone will become a nation's President/Prime Minister/King/Queen/etc at once or before death. If that happens, who will become the subordinate to take instructions to execute them for the benefit of others?

THE MORALE OF MY WRITING IS, YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO TAKE AND ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE (even in this city) WHOSE MINDS ARE FIXED ON WHAT THEY KNOW AND BELIEVE, AND NOT EVEN 1000 WHIPS FROM YOUR SO-CALLED ADVICE WOULD MOVE A STRAND OF THEIR HAIR!

cc
BukkyAdeyemi

Omo see mentions on top my matter o! Abeg Kbs468 you fit borrow me that you REPLYING time

Good evening people of Golden City, how una dey

BukkyAdeyemi:
To be sincere majority of the people here are children, childish talk, childish argument, childish interaction, prospective corpers for that matter.... 2go kids

HOW I WISH I HAD TIME TO CREATE A SUITABLE RESPONSE TO YOU THIS CRUEL, UNCIVILIZED, INUNDATED, SARCASTIC, HALUCINATING, HALF-BAKED ATTENTION SEEKER!

WHAT A NONSENSE WRITE-UP!

Good Morning My People of Golden City. I trust you had a good night rest, as much as I am wishing you a productive day ahead.

Where is BoboLIL, his daily update and quotes

Fraiser:
baba if i won write essay for exam nd I no put pidgin my lecturer fit vex tear my script o, na wetin make d tin com sweet me b dat. I just tank God say no b dat brilliant sku wey crobboy go me too go o, dis one wey I dey reason service my carryover for don tall reach burja arab. Bur wait o, u just mention el'classico, abeg wen b d match I won go see d new skills wey ronando go teach messi again, ororo omo mi

You always have a way of forcing out laughter in people. I wonder how your attitude will be when speaking these in real life

@Oyehomie, I always see you too!

@jubrealguy, That was why I had to excuse myself out.

The Powerpoint is cool. I have put together some facts. I'll go back to perfect it after I'm done with this.

@Oyehomie, with this your poems, I am still looking for your "MATE" in this city. Keep it up brother!

Fraiser:
chai... Dis sleep wey dey follow me shook leg for one trouser sef no let may I know wetin I go talk again... Oya na u sabi, u sabi, I feel u, eyintemi oya e bami sha crobboy latewo

Thank God say you get the muscle to fight the sleep.

@Oyehomie, no vex ontop my matter. I just had to go along with what is trending at the moment. However, I acknowledge your other expertise from political to poetic.

DO YOU ACTUALLY CREATE THOSE POEMS YOURSELF IF SO CUDOS BRO. What thrills me most about poems are the Rhymes.

@Qutyjoice, hmmm I see you o. I am still waiting officially on you and you spouse

@Kbs468, aaaaahhhh Kbs, there you go again

@IghravweIG, I see you brother. Its just some simple observations. Where have you been?

@LogoDWhiz, the pleasure will be mind. If you follow a good timing, be rest assured of affang/edika ekong soup (with plenty obstacles)

amodu:
Hmmmm, I c

Quite a while, hope all is well

and did you attended your wife's convocation yesterday

My Senator, I could not grace her occasion. There were no available flights on the said day.

I sent some close associates to make her day fun-filled. She promised to show me photos all the same.

But you have signficantly been away. What's up?

Oyehomie:
Yeah...SC3 was a babe prepared for me by Amodu cos he promised to do dat for m d tym i came into ds city...but cos i was late, crobboy saw her and liked her..fortunately for him wen i entered nd i saw her, i didn't like her cos i no say a more glorious babe stil dey ahead...so he now made his move nd ofcos sc3 said yes.....soo..dat actually strengthened our friendship smhow...finish....nd here she is...a man can't be soo blessed more dan u av been to me. D proof dat patience is a virtue

Patience is really a virtue. Now imagine the kind of Beautiful, 'Mouthed', Birds of a feather wife you have now

Fraiser:
i been one get new ones ni jor, bur i still fit go back dem up for space later later sha

Okay o! But make sure say you do am before you format o. My SORRY dey expensive to give out for free

Qutyjoice:
Who's Crobboy?

What a question! Turning me into a stranger in my father's house (GC)

I really see all your mentions great people. I will particularly attend to them later.

I have to prepare a Powerpoint presentation now for tomorrow.

See you later friends!