₦airaland Forum

Nigeria 1965!
What about Nigeria 2023?

Zee0007:
What's that one food you see people eat and you don't understand why they do.

Mine is Editan soup with periwinkle and Starch.

Editan Soup with Starch?
First time I'm hearing this.

Editan goes best with Foo-Foo!

Why? Why now? N/A complex should be under Band A

He'll soon get appointment.
Or? Why is he hounding our President?

Anthony 'Femi Joshua? Or Femi Otedola?
She's asking "which Femi?"

Hmmm! Don't spread your "inners" on public clothing line. Yeyecious, yeyebrities.

CJStarz:
Fear of mob action.
He might have been innocent but no one would have given him the chance to speak for himself.

I agree with you. Anyway, he still died! Though, not defending his action.

Mirasteel:
They will escape with the EPL trophy too. 😁

I won't bet on it. They may cause heart attack.

Mirasteel:
But they didn't 😂

Arsenal... Escaped today.

CrossRhodes:
Eyaaaa

Arsenal... So unpredictable

Mirasteel:
In some cases it might be possible but not this one. 😁

Arsenal likely to lose.
0:3 to 2:3 .... 🤔😁🤗

What a foolish way to die...
What was he thinking?
I'm sure he couldn't swim.
What was his motivation, jumping into the Lagoon? Sad, so sad..

baralatie:
He said all std tests came negative

Ooh really? He must have been infected from another source. Nothing to worry about then. OP just take your time find a cure.

vowiski:
HIV dey show symptoms after 2 weeks?

na wa for una..

BSc medicine people come and see your colleague.

Make OP go find who get MBBS

Do you think OP started knacking Olosho 2 weeks ago? He's been at it far earlier.

Just be calm...
Have you done an HIV test?

STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE

President Bola Tinubu has approved the takeoff of the first phase of the Consumer Credit Scheme.

Consumer credit serves as the lifeblood of modern economies, enabling citizens to enhance their quality of life by accessing goods and services upfront, paying responsibly over time. It facilitates crucial purchases, such as homes, vehicles, education, and healthcare, essential for ongoing stability to pursue their aspirations.

Through responsible repayment, individuals build credit histories, unlocking more opportunities for a better life. Additionally, the increased demand for goods and services stimulates local industry and job creation.

The President believes every hardworking Nigerian should have access to social mobility, with consumer credit playing a pivotal role in achieving this vision.

The Nigerian Consumer Credit Corporation (CREDICORP) achieves its mandate through the following:

(1) Strengthening Nigeria's credit reporting systems, ensuring every economically active citizen has a dependable credit score. This score becomes personal equity they build, facilitating access to consumer credit.

(2) Offering credit guarantees and wholesale lending to financial institutions dedicated to broadening consumer credit access today.

(3) Promoting responsible consumer credit as a pathway to an improved quality of life, fostering a cultural shift towards growth and financial responsibility.

In line with the President's directive to expand consumer credit access to Nigerians, the Nigerian Consumer Credit Corporation (CREDICORP) has launched a portal for Nigerians to express interest in receiving consumer credit.

This initiative, in collaboration with financial institutions and cooperatives nationwide, aims to broaden consumer credit availability.

Working Nigerians interested in receiving consumer credit can visit www.credicorp.ng to express interest. The deadline is May 15, 2024.

The scheme will be rolled out in phases, starting with members of the civil service and cascading to members of the public.

Chief Ajuri Ngelale
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)
April 24, 2024

shortgun:
Ironically, do you know there are girls who enjoy beating and forceful sex?
As wild as it may sound many girls have that desire to experience violent love making.

It's not normal. Only queerness would cause someone to seek sexual pleasure in pain. A Sadomasochistic person is a dangerous person.

SIRTee15:
When I heard bobrisky pleaded guilty I was shocked. How can U plead guilty in front of a Nigerian judge- it's like playing russian roulette with your destiny.
Nigerian judges are very mean and do not understand mercy. The only language they understand is money and influence.
Don't ever plead guilty in a Nigerian court except U are privileged with either money or influence.
Play the long game of adjournment by pleading not guilty. Eventually police will get tired of your case and likely throw away your file or better still just settle them and case close.

The judge then went ahead to sentence him/her a "maximum" sentence without option of a fine/warning.
Not minding it's his/her :
(i) first time persecution
(ii) guilty plea.

Negodi Prof! For early Mor-mor!!

Prof had probably been "blinded" by beauty. Left his primary duty to "impact knowledge" for s*x rumble. Tufiakwa!
The remote cause may be "Ifot Ufok"

Is04970:
What about rotation?

Ngozi is waiting her term, but "unscrupulous individuals" wants to cause "disaffection"

Hehehe! No comments!
Pls don't quote me!!!

I sell Lands.

Totally disagree.
What happens to "academically gifted" children below 18years.

He is learning how the legal system works in 9ja. If you no get money or influence, No plead guilty ooh!

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9BKadKGN9U

*See power*

Jennyclay:
Happy Man

Men like this don’t have problem. They can take very good care of a woman without stress.

Not all these broke depressed evil men that blames everything on village people and government!!

Shior!!

You want to apply? He's a good man

Bad marketing. A big brand cannot offer expired products. She may be killing her brand, too.

Hehehe! At least, he's "truthful" some would have had a date just before his "d-date"

Fear Women!

What a woman can not do, does not exist!

IkeOnyia:
It is no surprise if Makinde has fallen out with Wike. Their relationship was all pretense. Makinde was wary of Wike demolishing his company assets in Port Harcourt and had to romance the dictator for survival. There is even credible indication that Atiku has pencilled down Makinde to be his running mate in 2027.

So, Atiku is the only candidate PDP must produce in 20 years?

Sad, so sad! When I read stories like these. My mind reflects back to the book. "The Carpet Baggers"

In S/A he could conveniently say "You'll need to continue searching" but, in Naira...
"See me in my office"
"My assistant will get your details"
"I will give you automatic job"

Hehehe... 9ja cruise 😁😁🤗

Don't mix work with pleasure.
You are the boss.
Sack her if
she's
DISRESPECTFUL!