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Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 10:13am On Jun 11, 2008
@ Nas(t)yl

'Panties', 'Brassiere', 'Dumb-ill' or watever ran short of words, so he's bittin
I'm postin crunches @ u again, So let's see what ur ass'll be writtin
Rap BattlesRe: 4 Word Cypher by Crude(m): 9:51am On Jun 11, 2008
One freakin, shittin word
Rap BattlesRe: 4 Word Cypher by Crude(m): 9:48am On Jun 11, 2008
Hey! C'mon! Go Shaz! I think i like ur concept of flying the white flag, But i love it when,

Guns spittin killin ya'll
Rap BattlesRe: Tianshe Vs Flowshow by Crude(m): 2:15pm On Jun 10, 2008
Yeah! I love it when it goes down like that, Battle all over the thread, Flowshow keep it flowin, ur shit was tight iight, Ton ba gbemu, Walahi, won ma to iku la,
Sorry if them carry nose, them go lick the taste of death,
Who wan die fit go against me oooo, I'm ready oooooo,
Rap BattlesRe: 4 Word Cypher by Crude(m): 2:04pm On Jun 10, 2008
Enuff stinkin pudding eggs
Rap BattlesRe: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by Crude(m): 1:42pm On Jun 10, 2008
[b]Dawg u're making me feel like a heavy weight champion
But a cat and his back-ups can never murder this Lion
I'm a newbie, soaked in my dream to put u off d throne
U dont belong there, u gotta get ur ass on the phone
And call em, kingmakers tell 'em the rightful king is in the zone
Go ask 'em in Jamaica, i kill 'em thugs for game
Ur ma let u out, but she dint say, "Cross crude's lane"
Ur fist is hard, for my 2yrs old baby not to feel the pain
From ur punch, now u Sucker aint that a dissappointment?
D only bar i see u got is located in the local pub
I'm cleanin up my kits ready to slash ur filthy ass up
Watcha got to say, Hey u got to say it quick Dawg
I'm tired of watchin u dumbin n mumblin out faint words
Ok, i'ma close my eyes i'm not lookin, 1, 2, go, burst
My flow is petrifying and scary enuff to seal up ur lips
This guy's libido's high, he cum when Shakira shakes her hips
He's not a rapper, he's a bugger tryin to feel among the streets
I can step on u bare-footed, attack u without my fleet
Ur homies'll dedicate a track for u titled, "Crude aint good"
Sorry, it aint my fault, in my hood it aint good to be good[/b]
Rap BattlesRe: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by Crude(m): 12:20pm On Jun 10, 2008
1st of all a minute silence for Makavele,
,
Now check this out, huh, check it

U might wonder why i gave his homo-ass nine lines
I did that in memory of the last time i squeeze 'em nines
How i burst ur melon, ran shiver down ur homies spine
U screamed like a b-itch "Freestyle is our profession"
U avenge AlexBitch-u, Cos u dont wan loose him
I see, on here ur position is 1st, in private 69 is ur position
U fakers fakin it, pretendin u was like Shaq "n" Kobe
Shootin sperms in the church, son that's too unholy
But u both need a real gun b4 u plan a hit on me
"M"a.k.a"Vile" u're as firm as a septogenerian lady's breast
So, how u gon break my lumbar, better put that off ur chest
Not even if u gather and throw up the best out of ur best
Hello! Fellow, bellow no more, mellow, murtherfuker lay low
Stop speedin too fast u might find ur ass in a shallow
Black out under dirts and eatin ur grave's marshmallow
I wont fight u, i'm not a fighter, i was born a winner
My lyrics is Deadly than Pina, Hotter than homegirl Trina
Go eat some Lyrical Burger cos ur Flow is growin thinner
U said u're home-Bre(a)ds then i'll chew u for breakfast
I'll make ur heart beat fast, make ur style come last (Mur'fukers)
Rap BattlesRe: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by Crude(m): 10:21am On Jun 10, 2008
Wow! I love dis murthafukin game!!! A lil somthn-somthn for ur ass "Ali" the gay's "ex"

Rat-a-tat-tat 36 shotz up in d air
This homie's so dumb he does'nt kno d guns aint flare
I dont wanna have more bloods on my bloody hands boy
Cos i'm about to lay u down in ur own pool of blood boy
Oh! I'm a kid? then i'll go find a toy-gun made of brass
But u gon pee on urself when i brandish my toy at ur ass
Lil homie it seems i know u, but i cant really place u
Hmm, think, think, think, oh i remember Alexpissu?
U slut next door said u're her Menstral Tissue
Rap BattlesRe: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by Crude(m): 4:27pm On Jun 09, 2008
Wat's up Fool? I'm back again put me out if u can
I don warned u Bitch-u b4 u start pawnin ur fan
I'll gain 'em all and i'll make nairaland award u eternal ban
Actin like u got flo in eccess that u save up in ur bank
I'ma tell u like this, Watch it boy u're steppin too close
Be str8 say my name, maybe he does'nt want a broken nose
He took pills to get high, Murtherfuker's down overdose
U said u come up here dropped ur sh-it, But sh-it! u aint sh-it
The only time i see u dropped sh-it is when u pay ur toilet a visit
Dont be stupid, u cant be on d fast lane wit a "FLOW dis SICK"
How u gon row wit me anyway it defaces my personality
Go find ur like integrities, u kno lepers, or people wit leprosy
When i'm thru witcha world best doctors gon call ur case critical
U were badly crushed, that's why there's strike in d hospitals
If u plan a revenge, Hoops! i'ma slash u and scatter u piece by piece
Paramedics wont carry ur corpse they'll pick u up bit by bit
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 3:33pm On Jun 09, 2008
Nasyl has got wisdom and he's as brave as a baby monkey
Who saw a baby lion and whimper "Get one for me mummy"
Rap BattlesRe: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by Crude(m): 12:19pm On Jun 06, 2008
U kno i got this name Crude from my Big time role Model
I refused @ 1st but when my victims testified i followed
Straight outta Hell i spit fire like am a red dragon
Y'all get confused and start spittin som lyrical jargons
Ur heart beat faster than normal when u see me arround
Wait till u hear gunshots that's d signal when am in town
The only thing i'm scared of doin is being scared
I may smile and say wat'sup homie i'm a nightmare
Axe droppin on niggas like d kid dont care
That's why yo mama's like "When u see crude pls clear"
I aint doin this shit to gain some recognition
I just cant help keepin eyes off amunition
They said mayb all i need is an audition
But u're wrong all i want is u watch ur friction
Cos somtimes i mistake greetings for beeftalk
And i shit on niggas not in pack but bulk
Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by Crude(m): 11:50am On Jun 06, 2008
Ur mama's so exited after the short time we spent together
It slipped outta her tongue "J-UNIT, i guess i hate ur father"
Rap BattlesRe: If I Don't Make It - Cypher by Crude(m): 11:37am On Jun 06, 2008
Yet if i dont make it i'll drop d gun and pick d chalk
Sell forms that u can obtained and fa show u'll come
Give u tutorials on how to rap and drop flows
And how to act on stage if u're featurin in a show
Rap BattlesRe: If I Don't Make It - Cypher by Crude(m): 11:31am On Jun 06, 2008
If i dont make it, i'll have my strap hopped up
Kiss it Reload it and pull back the glock
Rob ur dad and mum and cart away my loot
Leave a print, that'll make ya'll decode it's CRUDE
Rap BattlesRe: 4 Word Cypher by Crude(m): 11:17am On Jun 06, 2008
Lo! I aim high
Rap BattlesRe: 4 Word Cypher by Crude(m): 11:16am On Jun 06, 2008
Frost might claim lives
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 11:09am On Jun 06, 2008
I wont teach u, i'll skool u.@ Nasyl

Oh! U're so ugly, that ur child after watchin d film "Zombie"
When she sees u unannounced she's scared and jumpy

U' crack ur ribs at this, huh?
Rap BattlesRe: Diss Your Bank by Crude(m): 1:40pm On Jun 05, 2008
Y'all white ass America banks shuld go get ur asses bleeped
I think Makavele is right, i love d 4th line he dropped
Left to me i'll say E.F.C.C shuld call Yahoo runz lawful
For we've been mentally duped too, shit is awful
Rap BattlesRe: Rapheadz - Check In by Crude(m): 1:26pm On Jun 05, 2008
Shaz!!! Girl! U seem to be holdin it down, that seems nice, yeah. But i've got some Beef i want to dole out. U care for some? U can call for back ups. It dont matter!
Rap BattlesWant A Producer? by Crude(op): 1:18pm On Jun 05, 2008
Dis might be what you've been searching for all day/week/month/year long. If I'll be real, I'll say here it is & u don't have to search, it's just reaching out. You've got some Bomb-like tracks u wanna drop & u cant find a producer? Or u wanna try other hands out, Well, u have a step to take for Your "DREAM TO COME TRUE"
1st step d only step: Hit dis number 08055782557
Rap BattlesRe: Crude Up For The Groove by Crude(op): 1:02pm On Jun 05, 2008
Hey! Watch it Dawg,
{1} No diss lines
{2} I'm Crude tho, but no crude words/lines
{3} No name calling, finger pointing or Beef
{4} Strictly, dance, party or club jam





Now get it on d floor
Rap BattlesRe: Crude Up For The Groove by Crude(op): 12:55pm On Jun 05, 2008
Huh, huh, check ds out, check ds out,

Yo! I've seen wars that chokes and ones that killed dreams
Ones that murders ambition like it's some war films
And now d war is over maybe it's taking a break, Dude
Go get urself spruced up put on ur stepping shoes
It's gon be party party party, if u're down for d groove
If u cant move, i'll suggest u tap ur foot
Party poopers are not welcomed, No! It's out of bound
Get crazy when u hear em beat, and rap sound
It's getting hot right on here, d.j's puttin it on d ground
U can bounce all u want, u can step all u want
U can move & groove all want, but dont carry no guns
Under this roof u may find 'em LI0NS 'n' em pest
No bulshittin, no killin and no bloodshed
I'm flaggin d white banner, i gt peace n my chest
Drop d hatchets, drop ur mallets for ur best interest
I've been a soulja all my life nw i'm taking a rest


NEXT!!!!
Rap BattlesCrude Up For The Groove by Crude(op): 12:20pm On Jun 05, 2008
Crude up for d groove! Ever since i've been on her, I seldom come accross dance track nd shit, i'm thinking is nt only all abut " I'll Bleep u up motherfucker if u cross my path" "U stinking ho' i'll suggest u got take ur bath" U see? Let some1 try drop a line that'll arouse steppings. I'll watch d 1st line



Go
Music/RadioRe: Eldee vs Freestyle: Hottest Beef In Nigeria Now! by Crude(m): 11:39am On Jun 05, 2008
WDF!!! Who say's freestyles? He must'nt argue the fact that d only rapper he surpasses is the Wackest Sky-B
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 11:12am On Jun 05, 2008
@ makavele


I think u're juss a low life pig, and u're dissin Tupac
How? U bear his name i wonder wat he'll do if he catches u do dat
Cant ur mama name u "Dick Juice", "Ass Hole" or"Pussy Sperm"
Cos u're aint gon be Pac, u hold on2 that firm.
Holla bak
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 11:03am On Jun 05, 2008
U're out of sale, nausea or wat, d last time i checked
Dem say 2 lines diss d person above u, so nairaland no vex
I'm just finning spit i jst found where to spittle
Pardon me 4 breaking d rule, and stabbing ur peopple
I'm a big time psycho, i dnt need no fukin psychiatrist
Nasyl said knife is an olodo, he can read 123
But i wonder how Prof. Nasyl spelt common pidgin english
Dont believe me? check ur "He" i guess it should be written E
Mind u, knife aint ma homeboy so i'm not tryina avenge
In d game, u're not on pitch, not even on d reserve bench
I'll suggest u do somthn else and 4get d ball
Be4 it's too late u might just crash and fall
From my sword, watch nigg@ i swing blindly
And i'm swift enuff that y'all niggaz cant find me
If u wanna fuk, fuk for real, make it quick, dont sit idle
Bring ur beef on, i'll eat it up, and tell u goodnite fool
Rap BattlesRe: Freestyle Lyrical Assembling Thread by Crude(m): 2:09pm On Jun 03, 2008
I'm sorry i just cant stop em from coming
Now look wat u made me do, well u had it coming
Even if u're a ghost murtherfuker u still cant see me
Cant reach me, cant touch me, but u can feel me
When i'm thru wit u, ur fans'll call me an MVP
Ur next move will be listenin to my MP3's
Researchin on my flo, my style, my lyrics n shit
In ur hood they said Crude's a fuckin hell raiser
I'll be d 1st in a battle, my lyrics sharper than ur razor
And d last man standin high n taller than skyscrappers
My advice, dont come at me, com at ur b-itch's cunt
Crude kid is deadly I dont think i'm wat u want
Nigga want's to be seen so they typed in large Fonts
But pity, nobody noticed even wit a binocular
I dont do that, Ya'll kno i'm spectacular
It'll b perilous if u try setting up a tread
No mercy i'll punch*u-out-of*lines and send u to bed
(Murtherfucker)


Sorry if i scare u, Shaz brought me here so blame him.
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by Crude(m): 12:53pm On Jun 03, 2008
Crude!!! Whaaaat?!!! I'll hit ur Motherfuckers dead!, Huh!, Cavern castle baby!!!
Let's sho 'em how we row!!!, huh!, huh!!, Drop it down!!!


What d Bleep i've been out there doing some killin
Behind my back somthn bloody like this is up and reelin
I was so outraged that i shot down my CPU (Gunshots)
Better dont look at me like that, i aint playing dude
Can have my clip flying in no time at u
I'm sorry men i was born a homicide-maniac
It's d time of Biaffra when i checked d Almanac
Why are ya'll silent? I aint shootin yet
But run 4 cover when u see me reach under my belt
I aint sayin i'm d best but i'll murk who e'r comes next
Mic's hot on fire, tend to blo up ur nest
U kno i was afraid when i learnt girls are in on this
Reason? My gun's regardless of sex, pussies and shits
U shouldnt battle for real u should go battle som dicks
I wont put holes in u, u got one, u and i know
Maybe two counting d one in ur ass hole

To whom it may concern. U wanna beef.? Holla @ me, ha, ha, ha
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 6:20pm On Apr 21, 2008
Bitch go 4 mo tutorials then come back next year
Dont be using unrhyme words like nobody cares
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 3:01pm On Mar 21, 2008
You'sa dead duck u lil pussy, Lowlife, JCHUBLUE
If u dont start respecting "CRUDE" amma kill u too
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 2:52pm On Mar 21, 2008
Aint Bola stupid tryin'na walk like a king
Tell him to come closer if he wanna walk like a prince
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Crude(m): 2:40pm On Mar 21, 2008
Co's i took a houserest Bolabitch thought i'm gone
Talking like a longtimer meanwhile i'm back and u're done

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