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I dont wan' be part of this shiiiiiiiit

@I-Shine, Makavelle & Alexpissu
What the dickens are ya'll trying to do? Blow up this place? Wat u're posting in here is DYNAMITE

It's Gettin dudley dull up in here. . . . . . .

"WORDSMITH----Fire spitter
 T-REX----------Deep baller
 MAKAVELE---Matchette flows
 MENIKE------Metaphorical
 FLOW SHOW-----Punchliner
 OLDSYNC---------Deep Words
 WORLDBEST------Dangerous
  TIANSHE---------Sharp Edged lines

What on earth are u guys waiting for, Get more Blood on this place, i want to see more BLOOD. .  .   . . . . Whoa! Hoo!! I love the sight of    B L O O O O O O O O O O D!!!!!!!

Born, late 70's in the jungle street of Sagam
4yrs kickin round wit kids, like young lambs
Never want the fun to end, but, somehow it did
Cos daddy said it's time to grow up a lil bit kid
I looked in his eyes and i knew wat he meant
School, i frowned, but old man was hellbent
He said son i promise u gon find dis interestin
Mama spruce me up like i'm pre-destined
to be a doc or lawyer, but duh! it did'nt happen
For it's like i was'nt spoon-fed, i was mic-fed
Wit lines laced wit rhymes and flow is my bread
Mama i'm sorry i broke ur heart, this wat i love
Dad u always say "Follow ur heart" so this wat i got
Now it's left for me get up and face the music alone
Not until i step into it did i realise it hurts to the bone
I've got places to go, shawty dont phone me i'll be home

Chrs
Dont ask me questions if u dnt know hoow i've been

@t-rex
Do listen to it, it's the Bomb!!!

This aint the right thread tho, but permit me to put it hurr.

Mmmm. . . . . .ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hope u don't mind if i ugh ugh ugh ugh
It's been a long time since i ugh ugh ugh ugh
I just want to clear my throat ehem ehem

(Raise my voice)

Annoucement Netceeeees!!!!!! If anybody is looking for the bomb, here it is. . . . .No fuCkin arround here's the Bomb. ,  . keep it on Bro. . . . . .u're really putting a new face on Hip-Hop. At 1st when i heard u holla "Hip-Hop tha God Movement" I was like "Could this shit be true?" But now i'm like "Yeah!!! Hip-Hop is tha God movement". Lol,  . . your joint done convince me mayne. I just can't help listening to it over and over again. Rhapsody keep d game hot. . . . . . Kudos Bro.

@Shaz
I always want someone to check me out and tell me how i'm fairing. . . . . . . Could u? And Pls define and exemplify;
(1) Metaphor (2)Punchlines (3)Multis (4)Similes. . . . . . .e.t.c

(Grabs the Mic and Turn to my opponent)
don't stall on this dawg. . . .check this outcheck this out

[b]In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch
I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach
your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers
You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya)
My heart is ice-cold but i spit like i've got furnace down my throat
So hot that u don't need duvet at winter, d heat's radiated by my flow
(I Face the crowd)
He's a rap-star, my game'll promote him from Nova to Supernova
Trim him down from grass to grass twist this bud n smoke him like lala
(Faces my victim)
I don't drop rap-lines, i drop grenades on your ass and blast u to char
I'm venomously boozie i'm nauseaous, i throw venoms up on the bar
I gon hog-wild-out, u gon pup-mild-out, u'll be a prezzie for my teeth
This bit is my beat, i'll beat ya ass, u can't beat me, kid try beat it
I\heard him\screamin\silently\blaiming\Brid for\puttin him\wit\me
Like\urchin\kicking\silently\claimin\big\but\poop n\shrink\weak diCk
You frumpy duddy monkey, your shit aint buggy it's shoddy Punk gotti?
I aint bringin u down, u're down already, wag ur tail little doggy[/b]


(Sighs) Now i can go about light. . . .It's crude ya'll. . . . .(Drops the mic)

Is ei'body truly scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred? Perhaps, Nigg@'s are scared of how their opponent might counter-attack. . . . . . .Lol
Well, maybe i should drop em Gem on my victim first cos, i'm the first on the list. . . . .lol

Watch me!

Aiite girl, Thanx

Thanx for throwing light on it tho, But pardon me to be a lil bit inquisitive, can i rhyme 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 or 16 lines?

@J-Unit

Watever, just bring ur wack on to the Prelim Finals and let's both proove our understanding of wackness B I T C H ! ! !

@J-Unit
I'll say nothing but, "Thanx for noticing the Wackness in us"

@Sexyboy
Yeah! We heard some nonsense from ur filthy mouth BiTch

@Shaz

Well, i'll say u're indeed a Godsent to all Nairaland Netcees, some might just frown at this, but deep down in there heart they know i'm right. Thanx Shaz, i really appreciate it. You got me go back to my Carban and Re-shuffle my lines, flows and rhymes.
But, i got a question, is it really bad if one to rhyme three lines? Cos i did that and u said it aint right. . . . . . . . . .

Rap like U? Tufiakwa!!! God forbid bad thing!!! If i had to rap like u, i'd rather quit the game, whoop ur ass till u beg me to skool u on how to burst hot rhymes. I guess Makavelle forgot to tell u u're wacker than wack itself, dont i say. . . . . . .

Crude Up In d H O O D

Huh, huhhhhhhhh NIgga! Shit's really poppin, Let's go check it out . . . . . . .

Nigga step back and shrink, (Wat?) ur killa is coming thru
Lil preys run for cover, like the bear is outta the Zoo
Who said he gon shit on me, boy u know that aint true
I'ma show up in ur nightmare, make u chant som Voodoo
Fella if u dont wan respeck me, betta bow to my barretta
Dont be stubborn it wont help, it did'nt help Queen Isabella
If u're riding thru, ride low, dont fly ahead the radar
The last time the cops came, show me em search warrant
I looked at em hard spat on the  floor, and about i pranced
Bobby Comb my home saw things that throw him off balance
A machine pistol with twin carbines and all that trimmings
Bone-Bone, i aint the type joined wit needle and string
I ain made of plastic and rubber like nigga Mike-Jackson
Look at the devil closely, u'll see the evil i don bring
I'm d most dreadful from the jungle, let me hear u grumble
I heard ur dawgs be wobble like. . . ish they gon stumble

Tcube, why're u saying all these? U gotta be EZ on J-Unot, u know his Folks might start doing some pre-mourning for him. . . . . . .Pls, b4 u bury him, at least allow him make a wish that he'll never re-incarnate as a wack rapper again.

Why u gon dark on me like that? I read this thread like ei'day to know wat's up, i mean where i'm wanting, but it's like u dont wanna do it for me. . . . . . .Whhy?

@J-Pussy. . . .My bad J-Unot

Hey Junior, i checked ur ish and i reckon it's a bit tighter than a wear pussy. Ur ish aint good enuff. I think u shuld go home, weep a lil bit, wipe ur eyes, Re-shuffle ur wack lines then u can come back next year. So long. . . . . . . . .

@Nasyl
I'll do this later aiite!!! i've got a lot on my desk right now

Mmmm. . . . . .ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hope u dont mind if i ugh ugh ugh ugh
It's been a long time since i ugh ugh ugh ugh
I just wanna clear my throat ehem ehem

(Clear my throat)

Annoucement Netceeeees!!!!!! If anybody is looking for the bomb, here it is. . . . .No fuCkin arround here's the Bomb. ,  . keep it on Bro. . . . . .u're really putting a new face on Hip-Hop. At 1st when i heard u holla "Hip-Hop tha God Movement" I was like "Could this shit be true?" But now i'm like "Yeah!!! Hip-Hop is tha God movement". Lol,  . . Ur joint done convince me mayne. I just cant help listening to it over and over again.

@F_ailure. . .Low Show
U know wat i think? I think u've got some worms in ur brains, ur mind decayed and ur tongue rotten, cos u've been in the Tomb 4 too long . . . . . . . .Now u're here, wat are u Jesus Christ? But u'll feel too sorry when u realise it aint over yet. . . . .It aint no Easter Sunday Punk. . . .It's BAD/GOOD Friday. . . . . . . .Go to sleep endleesly Murthafucker.

Sure Beauteous

Na my turn. . .na my turn. . . .tro way d mic for my side.

I never do am once but i no think say e bad if i try
Na me now as all of una kno say i too dey fly
I be bullet wey no get target, abeg no ask me why
Crude don show, i don ready to blow, i no dey go
I don get my rhythm like Vgo, i wan rule my world like Glo
I dey vex, Me i go yarn like Fela, i go spit my flow
Anybody wey i hit, make e take am like say im no kno O
Becos if u do am back, Ah! the thing nogo easy for u O
People go look ur face, the thing go white pass Canada snow
Mumu wan do am like me, im go one corner dey try smoke igbo
but him come dey cough, dey sneeze like say im dey catch cold
Na 12 i wan do, i don finish oya take mic meanwhile i never Go

Sunny days wont be special if it was'nt for rain
Joy wont feel so good,. . . . . if it was'nt for pain

I'm the first tho, but i'll do this @JavaPrince     

      Hybrid, this aint in defiance of your rule but i aint dissin no Net-Cee
      Know why? My victim aint 1 of em, he's a fuCking Puppet-Cee
      Craving for the top, Got his ass on top of his sloven LovePeddler
      He got mouthful of cunt juice yet he's yellin "I spit hard-Core"
      Boy, u cant get to get me, i'ma make u get at me and Get (Run)
      Should'n be checking the Mic now, try checkin your Rare view
      Fool I'm too close, i dare u, are u blind nikkur? i aint lurkin
      Bleep stallin, i'm finnin descend on him and murk him

Nice that u're bringin Newbies in on this.
But i've got a question, hope this wont end in the Midway, Be sure u can end what u're startin, I'm neither tripping nor doubtin u Brid. . . . i'm just tryina say, u should hold this down real good because it's a nice thread u got here
I've seen Nikkurs start a thing like this and they omitted to finish it, i'm talking 'bout Punk'a bitch, Baller shit, watever the Bleep he calls himself please a minute silence for him. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . .
May his Lyrics Rest In Shattered Piece.

Hmm. . . let me check this out. . . .Nice lines tho,
But none a this could make me wanna bend low
So, tripping is outta fashion son. .LACE UR FLOW

[b] I'm just doin it, i don't know if i'm hurting sombody

Like a cornered Lion i sprang up goin Hog-Wild-Out like it was a bloody summer
I did'nt mean to make a kill but i heard ya'll nikkur's screaming murder, murder
I Leaned back & wonder why he scamper like he's the sheep and i'm the butcher
Hmm. .the look on my face is dreadful Dawg u don't even want to lock eyes with me
Some Nikkur's like "What's up Crude man, don't u remember me from em back street?"
I'm like Black Thief, Black Street or Mack Shit, i don't give a mess Punk beat it!
You aint on my League, Did u hear my cliq do welcome some Nitwit?
I'm the reason your Folks are in d cemetry puttin on some Black Suite
Black shirt, Black Hat, and your Dyke wore(LovePeddler) Black G-String oh! It's Cute
It's clear She aint on for sale i only bought her up flauntin my Bling-Bling
I guess i'm fuckin with her brain till she came squirting and screamin (Oussssis)
Look Kid i aint the type that go buckwild, frontin & pimpin on some. . . some pussy
I'm the type that unplug your life propeller, punch your lines till u start feelin boozie
Fuzzy, loosy u aint shitty youssy loudmouth murtha4ker unwanted Foolzie
You flop on Nairaland u aint a Big Shot, sip this line like Bub And fill your Empty Skull up
Spittin Bacteria all about, Murthafucker shaking his ass like an Aged Trollop
I'll explode and blow your ass, eat up your slabs of Meat, they call me Big Bad Wolf
I see u're short of flows, i've got a Bakery of Rhymes i'll feed u with just one Loaf
Let put it down for the next poster, u gotta go chew on some sea rotten Lobster
Dorn your war kits, do watcha wan'do on time, no fuckin arround and no Boaster (Nikkur) [/b]

Then he sprang up and lo seems he couldnt contain his fury

@Mykali

U wan' survive in here nigga gotta watch ur mouth
U wan' diss Sync? Whisper it to urself eh!!! not so loud

@Nasyl
Wat up dawg? i aint seeing u arround no more, said u sing RnB
I got somthn for u mind givin me ur number or yahoo I.D?