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@jAVAbITCH

Watcha mean u bleeped me? do i look like ur Father?
The last time i checked he's ur pansy Partner

@JavaBitch

even if u momma named u Gates, u still lack the key to success,
your so low key in this rap game,think u should turn to high life[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

Hmmmmm. . . . .Short of flows, now u're biting other rappers lines
If rock-a-fella signed u for 200yrs, talk of sales they wont make a dime

Then, all of a sudden somone broke this chain of story

I think some dumbsters should be able to know if they're been reffered to. Well, Miss Hot has been here before ur filthy Java ass came up, so i dont reckon u're the Jay Prince she's talkin 'bout. U got that man

I thought i was the only that noticed i never knew Nasyl does
It'll be a suicide JavaFlinch, if u dont stop thinking like a boss

@Java pussyjuice?. . . Java Shit?. . . Java fart or watever the Bleep u call urself

I aint gon say no disslines no more until u open the battle thread
I'll put heat on ur head, make u dream about it, and shit on ur bed

I guess u've run out of flow, cos u're posting same last weaklings u posted on the "Rapheadz check in" thread. Well, u need help and i'll offer u somethn.
Write down my flows, go home, research on it, dont come back untill my 2yrs old cousin says, u're tight. Or better still visit www.moreflow.com

@Chasisgirl
Hey! Name callin? U know he wont like u baptizing him wit strange names when his real name is Javapussy.

@Javapussy
The reason why u're still runnin ur mouth Java is just b'cos, ur mouth aint been shot whooped yet. Now u're passin ur weak dick on to the girls, u know they'll rather Knock it than suck it

U need som1 to school u on how to talk to Ladies, especially when u're on Nairaland. Ladies arround here are deadliest than the deadliest in ur mutherfukin Hovel. nikkur

@Everybody
I'm sorry Y'all, i dont mean to mess up this thread. . . . . . . . . .

Oh!!! It's like Tianshie's Lacing up his Hottest.

I think i'll have to bring my gun in here next time
This dumb-ass dont know where to post his lines
Sombody kill these nigga, he comin wit no rhyme
Are u illiterate? Cant u read b4 u post in this thread
Murthafukers This here thread is meant for RAP-HEADZ
I guess u're right, u're the Prine Prime of hot Rap
EveryMornin here it's Lyrics, unlike ur home Time of hot Pap
Take this Crude line and show watcha got to ur Dad

Wat's all these SHit!!! Nairaland is messed up
FukHeads rolling in, ShIT!!! players are stressed up
This Bit-ch wannabe Hot, son u gotta do some battle
Frontin on cat's like HYBrid, u gonbe lyrically-dazzled
"Who u fukin wit carcass?" that's the Question we'll ask u
Uppercuts landing non-stop like Bricks on ur Jaw
Nigg@s'll watch u hit the ground, none'll try 2 back u up
Paramedics'll be shocked, that they cant mop ur Blood

Who says u wont rule? I aint saying that chum
Of cus u'll get crowned in Javaworld where u came from
U kno i aint gon smack ur mouth cos u cant rhyme right
I wont battle u, nairaland'll arraign me for HOMICIDE
Why dont u try somthn like, browsin thru som Indecency-site
U'll be the reason why ur folks mourn, cos my flow claim lives

@ ur Princeshit

This thread is meant for emcees who're deep down in the Rapgame
Not som lil wannabe king who'll but wimper to download Javagame

@ur Princeship

U're so weak and unreal like a lion that only exist on Java-game
I'ma use my Joypads on u till u run down, and get tamed

I'm sick of this murtha4ckers stryna play arround like gangsters
I guess u're ready to take a stab from my, from my deadly dagger
Watch ur words nikkur, b4 u start running ur mouth in here
This is nairaland-battleland, where nikkurs dont care
I aint seen no prince-shyt, u aint belong in the heirloom
How could d prince of mosquitos fuk with d king of broom
Kid wanna row like a prince, better walk wit the kings
Ur heart skip a beat? I kno u got this shyt clean

Javaprince is so dumb, he does'nt kno how to rhyme
Without a Dictionary on nairaland he cant get on fine

I can read ur mind Hardballer, u're like "Why Crude always on to me"
I'm sorry blame my gun, i cant control the the glock from bustin a clip

Gimme the mic men. . . . . .


Snatches the Mic. . . . .


Is there any1 who's done it like Hard baller Yo
Huh . . .huh. . . . .huh. . . . . . I dont think so,
Ya'll can see he balled less Harder than Nairaland's Wackest Pro.
Go. . . go. . .go . . get som flow and lyrical elevation bro.




I'm not stryna Diss, I'm stryna please. . . . . . Thank u.

Drops the Mic. . . . . . .

I6's poppin for the 1st time, dawgz, hope u aint trippin
Tho i can feel eyes fallin on me, som cats been peeping
Som'll be like "Oh! I know he'll soon be up here, clickin"
Listen i don't giv a fuk if your ass is up and down bitchin
Comin through like a rapture, i don't goddamned who's down
This shyt is gettin, interestin with guys like Hybrid arround
It's an avenue to tell the world, what we kindda found
In our thingy heart of hip hop, yea! that's what i'm about
The next poster might want to come up wit disslines no doubt
Well, if it's like that, Lyrically pull me down and run me out
Seems to be a tussle to get up. . . up. . . the ladder
That's why nairaland is overcrowded with a lotza rappers
Fakers and KID[/color][color=#990000] who shouldda been tied to there mammas
He came into my thread stryna shoot his[b] SAUCY[/b] mouth, u think i 4got?
Punk, for breaking my rules in Crude up for the groove,(Pow) thats watcha got
Yousa coward if u don't battle with me, Punk this what i thought


B^itch u know i mean You when i Blow like this. . . . . . .

Not nice. . . . . .U

I guess this'll hurt this time Tianshie. . . . . . So watcha gonna do baby? I dont think u wanna battle Makavelle & Alexpissu. . . . . . . The last time i checked, shit was Hot (@ Mak & Alex::::Why're u looking like that Dawgs i'm cool). . . . . .The Question is. . . . .Look at me Tiasnshi. . . . The Question is Do u wanna BATTLE? U dont have to fret about setting a thread, u can count on Niggas like me. . . . . . . . . . U kno ilove watching niggas get killed in the battlafield LOL

Aiite let's say hug _{(Hey for real write me a friendship line)}

Hmm. . . . yeah! my Bank i think they flow smooth like Spring
I'm a king tryna make 'em female cashier one of my Queens
Damn the manager he knows i always want my money
He dont wanna f-uck arround, the deadliest weapon, I got it

And this. . . . . . . .


___________Alexpissu_________________
Forbiden sins am clenching fist to weaken this midget
He his back to his usuals spitting flawless like pregnant Bridget
I hear his silent screams cause he be soaked in his dream
This newbie aint getting d picture like smoked screen
Am ever current like electricity am sending shocks 2 his feets
This gay on Rap section trying to turn pro raping cripples in streets
You voicing da rock-band chorus won't entitle a record deal
I got lotta cats wanting to murder u have to tell them 2 chill
Son i drop science like a kid who was born in the Lab
You aint worth my bar i'mma get u evicted with my shift Tab
Wave your shadow goodbye cause am operating your brains wit slug
Ask Nairaland am more dreaded than a Jamaican thug
My words are too vivid for this punk 2 capture
This rap is my creation I'mma have him ready 4 rapture


Against this. . . . . . . . .

______________Crude_________________________
Dawg u're making me feel like a heavy weight champion
But a cat and his back-ups can never murder this Lion
I'm a newbie, soaked in my dream to put u off d throne
You don't belong there, u gotta get your ass on the phone
And call em, kingmakers tell 'em the rightful king is in the zone
Go ask 'em in Jamaica, i kill 'em thugs for game
your ma let u out, but she dint say, "Cross crude's lane"
your fist is hard, for my 2yrs old baby not to feel the pain
From your punch, now u Sucker aint that a dissappointment?
D only bar i see u got is located in the local pub
I'm cleanin up my kits ready to slash your filthy ass up
Watcha got to say, Hey u got to say it quick Dawg
I'm tired of watchin u dumbin n mumblin out faint words
Ok, i'ma close my eyes i'm not lookin, 1, 2, go, burst
My flow is petrifying and scary enough to seal up your lips
This guy's libido's high, he come when Shakira shakes her hips
He's not a rapper, he's a bugger tryin to feel among the streets
I can step on u bare-footed, attack u without my fleet
your homies'll dedicate a track for u titled, "Crude aint good"
Sorry, it aint my fault, in my hood it aint good to be good

Oh! Shaz, i presume u would've been the world richest, if there had been a course like "Lyrical-Surgery" Cos u're really holdin it down up in here. More grease to ur elbows girl. . . . . . . . . . . . Keep on keeping it real. . . . . . . I think everybody needs u.
Do some operation on this for me pls, it's a dance track. . .


Huh, huh, check ds out, check ds out,

Yo! I've seen wars that chokes and ones that killed dreams
Ones that murders ambition like it's some war films
And now d war is over maybe it's taking a break, Dude
Go get yourself spruced up put on your stepping shoes
It's gon be party party party, if u're down for d groove
If u can't move, i'll suggest u tap your foot
Party poopers are not welcomed, No! It's out of bound
Get crazy when u hear em beat, and rap sound
It's getting hot right on here, d.j's puttin it on d ground
You can bounce all u want, u can step all u want
You can move & groove all u want, but don't carry no guns
Under this roof u may find 'em LI0NS 'n' em pest
No bulshittin, no killin and no bloodshed
I'm flaggin d white banner, i got peace on my chest
Drop d hatchets, drop your mallets for your best interest
I've been a soulja all my life now i'm taking a short rest

U know i've got more comin. . . . . i'm sorry if i've got too much on ur desk

Like to make up


I mean it for real

I aint stryna diss nobody, but if Tianshe aint scared, let see som "Fuk u Flowshow, I aint scared". That's wat i think

Wannabe saucy?. . . . . . . . . . This aint the right thread Champ.
Cant u get it? . . . . . . . .Open a thread and let's do it like a Man
I aint hot, i understand. . . . . . But i dont want no Party poopers
Let's take it to the Battle field and get scores from the onlookers



Peace out

Aiite Shaz, Love that Homegirl i'll be waiting

@ Alexpissu & Makavele

                                              (CRUDE)
I'm so sorry dawgz i never knew it aint good, OMG! Pls forgive me, (Sobbing) Pls
dont count on it, I'm so sorry, (Imitating a man in tears) it's really a f-ucked up for real and i done f-uck up heavy, Pls 4give me dawgs, i'm so sorry, i have to do this to u, u know i'm so scared, fa' sho i'm scared
                                             
                                           (One of my Dawgs)
Why're u scared Boss? It's unbelievable u're scared of these already dead murtherfukers

                                             (CRUDE)
Whaaaaaaaat?? Eat one bullet for that s-hit u just said, (Click, Pow)               (Sobbing)Well, all i'm scared of is wat i'll do to them, Murtherfukers watch ur back always, U're late cos i'm behind ur back with my A.K loaded and about to tear ur back up, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hey! Is somthn poppin or coppin up in here?

Yo, thanks Madam for noticing, I really appreciate it, But i guess u shuld've done somthn, at least drop a verse or somthn