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@Hy-Brid

Yeah! I'm Finna spar, but i guess i'll come up wit a lil somthn-somthn 2morrow. . . . .

@All

Check me out and say watever ya'll wanna say. . . . . . . . .Aiite

I see u Dawg, i love this thread man. . . . . . .i sure nuff do. . . . .
Love Man

@Nasyl
I see u man

@Simmy

What it do ya'll? Who do i got?. . .Flimsy? . . .Slimy?. . .Missy?. . .Watever!! Let's throw it down. . . . .Huh!. . . . .Crude whaaat?!!!


[b]I crossed X on this cat's face, slap him till he's cross-eyed
Just watchin? for entertainment? I aint the host i'm Hostile
Piglet from the sty, Battlin me is a whole lotza Hog-wash
your shit is tight enough for W.C, put it there, do your thing "Flush"
your leg's are seriously twitchin, watch it, it tends to leave ya
Obey your heels stop jittering, it aint nitemare, i'm a fuxxin wizard
Lyrics are stones, mic is the sling, i'ma thro n rock u off the block
your infant-like game sucks, mine's got huge DiCk it finna Bleep
I punched Salt'n'Pepper in your eyes, u runnin cryin for TLC
I cut u deep, till your last days, u'll feel pain like your wife's PMT
I'll lace sock at your Jaw, lay low and lace suck at my feet
Eat my Punch banquet, kiss your wife, she'll taste my feast(Fist)
I'm lyrically sozzled, u'sa punch bag, i'll punch u till u're Punch-drunk
You've got cold feet, i'll warm u up and give u the cold Shoulder Punk
I'm the heaviest cross, that crucifix arround your neck can't subdue
Fore u mic-check, check your rareview, I'm crouching behind u[/b]

Where u at Dawg? You got somthn for me?. . . . . .Pu it down now. . . .

@Edosioo
When is the real shyte gon start popping? Nikkurs seem to be tired of sitting arround, do the the fuxxing pairing, and let Bloods start flowing. . . . . . . . . . .But dawg, remember to do the right thing. . . .Cats and dawgs . .Ya dig?

OldSync . . . . . .Gimme the mic men. . . . .

{Clears throat and. . . .}
Playa haters. . . . . . . . . All u playaz haters,
Dead dreams u live Fake un. . .undertakers

That's the chorus man. . . . . . .Gotti Sync?

@Edosioo
Girl, always remember tourney gets funnier and interesting when u put em Dawgs against Cats, u na mean? Do the right thing by pitching me up against this J-BicTh first. Maybe we could utilise that as a re-match since he seems too scared to call me out for a re-match. . . . , .Plsssssssssssssssssssss

@J-UBITCH
I wont say nothn punk. . . . .Just open a battle thread me and u. . . . .ok?

your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers
You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya)


Killer line again from Crude anyway
Line Hybrid read and he offered me the medal. . . , U know wat? Nobody ever said Hy-Brid is biased in judging Crude against U (J-UNIT) So wat say u?

@Shaz
U do somthn on time pls, cos it was really gettin interesting fore the show got murdered. . . . . . .

@Everyone
Temper! Temper!! Take a chill pill fellas. . . . . Let this beef thing go, aiite? it aint no use beefing on each other. . . . . . .Ok. . . . . .U've got em complete element of rap. . . . .Someone might call u wack, remember all the time "Sticks and stones may break ur bone, but name calling'll never pull a strand of hair" Forget it. . . .It's just a net thing, 'twont have the slightest impact on ur future, u got game and ei'thing. . .If ya'll take a look at it the way i do, ya'll see Netceeing should be a game of fun, and anything called game should pop up between two friendly peeps.
If i reason right, Netceeing could only earn us "Game Step-Ups", so why dont we just relax, do our thang in a friendly manner and put reality on our main stuff if we have one. . . . . .We could overgrow this stuffs, it aint right, we should'nt be the reason why Parents tell em kid's "Rap game is deadly & Bloody" Cos had it been it's possible for some of us to come in here wit our lil Handguns or Matchettes, there would've been a real war and enuff casualties would've been recorded by now.
Pls ya'll, let's sit back, meditate and do a rejig. Do i make a sense?. . . . . . . . . .
                                                                                                                Peace. . . . .

Checking in as entry No 2 or watever, cos i dont know wat the above poster meant by "check"

Yeah! 'Tsup Nasyl? Just checked in

if it's not classic, when it's done we trash it

From places to go 50cent

In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch
I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach


lol. . . . . .hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

J-UNIT Is always licking my anus just because i won him in "the beatdown '08" Ta save your ass all these bluffing, ass licking. . . . . .and. . . . . .erm. . . . . . whimpering. . . . .lol.  . . kindly set up a battle thread just between me and u alone and let me show u how i won "the beat down '08" again. . . . Mothafucka. . . . .In addittion don't whimper anymore aight, i've been maddawgin right before u were an itch in your Daddy' pant. . . . OK? Lmfao. . . . . . . .

1 more thingy, this thread was set up between me and the fool called Ur-Killer. . . . .Are u illiterate J-UNIT? Cant u read b4 u pop up in here?

Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! I'm on top Dawg, Aight! Crude wat's up. . . . .? Get it popping, u aint gon fall off the top. . . .hahahahahahaha

[b]My foot thump vibration, us'a dirt i'll run upon u like JCB
(Scoffs) Dont tell me this is ur contrivance to slay me Brid
She cant Bleep wit me, dont u get? i see u wanna play wit me (Ouuussss)
Shouldda pick from below in my stead, slave u aint be free
I always dine on serum and bread, good u fall back do a rejig
Girlie who told u that wig on ur head could make u a Big-Wig
I dont like battling females, when they mess up, i only slap em
I be saddist up to 'em, have 'em chant my name like an Anthem
Make like backspin kick, i wont duck u're doing the cancan
Better join WI, get outta here quick leave the band-stand
I asked for feed n u fed me cutie, cant shy away from ur wifely duty
Tongue deep down ur throat's ur gratuity, while i smack ur booty
I spittle ill spits, Shaz finna kiss me and get infected, i got Bad mouth
Throw me in a class wit rookies, 'taint hurtin but puttin u to the 'rout
Here's my 13 digits, i'ma not(Nut) ur sis. listen while she call me Boy! O! Boy
My palm's stained in blue blood, Brid bring the nextcee from the Hoi pol Hoi[/b]


Outro; If i lost this context, well i wont be mad. . . . . . . Here u got the mic, Wat say u ma?

Damn!!! that kid J-UNIT is a helluva Whimperer and whiner. . . .Lol
Where u at Shaz, let's do this

@J-UNIT

J UNIT:
what's funny crude OIL

Oh!!! It's funny cos u were like. . . . . . .

J UNIT:
why da hell did you start this thread, so you can get attention or what who asked you to put all those other battles except mine and crudes, and how did you do the poll thing anyway

But eventually, u turned out to be the one trying to get attention. . . . . . . .Dont be tripping Dawg, u lost to me, so like i said. . . . .wag ur tail lil doggy

Since most participants in the last brid's tourney think he (Hy-brid) is biased with the judgement, well. . . . . .But i would like ya'll to judge this battle between Crude and J-UNIT, please, i just want to know if i did/did'nt win the battle out of favouritism from Brid. Fa' sho i'm the kindda cat that loves reality, if u think i'm wack or i shouldda lost the battle to J-UNIT, Please please and please don't hesitate to stand up and say it to my face. . . . . . . . Let the unbiased judges analyse and do their thang. . . . . . .Thank u as u do that


CRUDE
(Grabs the Mic and Turn to my opponent)
don't stall on this dawg. . . .check this outcheck this out

In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch
I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach
your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers
You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya)
My heart is ice-cold but i spit like i've got furnace down my throat
So hot that u don't need duvet at winter, d heat's radiated by my flow
(I Face the crowd)
He's a rap-star, my game'll promote him from Nova to Supernova
Trim him down from grass to grass twist this bud n smoke him like lala
(Faces my victim)
I don't drop rap-lines, i drop grenades on your ass and blast u to char
I'm venomously boozie i'm nauseaous, i throw venoms up on the bar
I gon hog-wild-out, u gon pup-mild-out, u'll be a prezzie for my teeth
This bit is my beat, i'll beat ya ass, u can't beat me, kid try beat it
I\heard him\screamin\silently\blaiming\Brid for\puttin him\wit\me
Like\urchin\kicking\silently\claimin\big\but\poop n\shrink\weak diCk
You frumpy duddy monkey, your shit aint buggy it's shoddy Punk gotti?
I aint bringin u down, u're down already, wag your tail little doggy


(Sighs) Now i can go about light. . . .It's crude ya'll. . . . .(Drops the mic)

VS

J-UNIT
(grabs the mic, stares at the bitch for 2 minutes and, )


listen hear dude, you just wrapped up your death warrant
haha, look at this crude, i'm a shove you away like a little ant
let me lyrically hit you so you can feel the beat
it's J UNIT in this building you better believe it
you just a whack cat looking for little jerry's
don't you know whenever cats see me they start to worrry?
i'm lyrically gifted to emotionally defeat ya
i'm a clean you out, you'll be running to your ma
you'll be bleeped up so bad even she will deny you
step aside nigga let the next cat come through
you think rap means spitting like a baby
now start suffocating cause hear comes big daddy
u don't drop rap lines, you just drop down and die
your rap's so weak it would make an ant cry
your rap was capable of making a feather jealous
ever heard the saying, you just dey yan dust?
you crude are what i call lameness that would fit in the streets of oshodi
let my rap heal you,like jesus did, can you feel it going though your body
i'm the illest man, you the weakest link
son stick to what you good at, sucking d*ck
i'm a beat you up, clean you up, rip you up and mess you up
i hope you get it now, your rap was a total flop
let me lyrically refine you and turn your rap into oil
now i have wrapped you up like foil.






Note; Any body, in as much as u're in the game, is free to judge

@Flowshow
LMFAO

@J-UNIT
I don't have ta say shit, Hy-Brid is never biased on ours. . . . . . . .

FLOWSHOW:
lol, at least people are voting now, and the results is very very obvious.

Flowshow. . . . . . .man u're cracking my ribs back here. . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . .watch gon' say now J-UNIT?

Erm. . . . . . .I aint saying i'm the best in this tourney, matter of fact nobody is the best, we're all trying and shit, i'll put it down like this, ta save us all these argument, anybdy who thinks the judgement is biased should make a call out to his opponent and settle it like men aight. . . .i guess we've all overgrown this kiddish shit, arguing, quarelling and stuffs. . . . . . . Remember stones and sticks may break ur bones but this biased or unbiased judgement will never cramp ur style, i can see it thru ur lines, u've got it, i dont have ta mention it, most of u are better than rappers out there. . . .Yeah! Believe it or not at least i can stand for netcees like; Makavelle, J-UNIT, Worldbest and Flowshow (Baba), They'll tear up the Rap music industry if let outta here. . . .But chill ya'll u still got many battle to win and u still got game. . . . . .


@J-UNIT
I aint doing any scrutiny on ur shit or anybody's. Sincerely, u're not wack, u've got flows, rhymes, metas and all needed elements in rap. . . . . .Be the first ta call me out, and let's allow the unbiased judges do their thang. . . . . .

@Shaz n WordSmith

Please could there be a way of checking and screening flows out before they pop up in here? I'm really baffled at this fucker Bang bang bang on his ass. . . . . . .what's this dude up to? He must've got some sleeping tablets in his voice because he makes me like *Yawn* wan'na sleep too

If u're ready for ur suicide Punk-Nigga. . . . .come in here




I'm waiting

I guess u're indeed ur-killer. . . . . . . . .ur case'll be extremely suicidal. . . . . . .U cant even battle d wackest up in here and win. . .cos we're all like dragon. We spit Fire. . . . .U wanna find this out Punk?. . . . . .Open a thread and let's put it on the ground Fucker

Mine is tommypgg & my e-mail addy is tommypgg@yahoo.com

I'd love to IM u but i dont know ur Yahoo IM ID

lol. . . . . . . . . . .U're funny Dawg

@J-UNIT
I'll second that

@Bolabroke
Nigga i'm not tryna diss u or anything, But how do u explain this? Is it true that, BolaBroke, Fesse, BolaBaok, Chasisgirl, FlowShow, Prolly Edosioo are all different souls living in one nigga?. . . . . .

@Shaz
Agh!!! I never knew u could spare me much of ur time explaining to such detail. Well, i dont know. . . . . .If i say thank u, it would've been too lilttle for that lot, i would've said a million of Thanks if i could. I'm just gonna say u've got d biggest impact, if i ever made it as a rapper. . . .Thanks a lot. . . . . . .But pls dont hesitate to define the rest elements cos i really wanna get filled up beyond nomalcy b4 i step on stage. . . .Thank u once again

Drop em 16 bars on Crude up for the Groove, i aint seen it yet. . . . . . .

More

Ya'll got lines and rhymes that not even THE WORLD BANK could contain, i understand. . . But 'fore ya'll start posting did'nt ya'll read the RULES? If yes, why did'nt ya'll stick to em? Oh!!! Did'nt Brid say somthn like "NOT MORE THAN 16 BARS"? Ok, . . . . go through the rules again, here it's posted below. ;

*********************THE BEAT DOWN********************

MUCH RESPECT TO ALL NETCEES WHO QUALIFIED

RULES

HYBRID PAIRS NETCESS FOR BATTLE . . . . ONLY IN EXEMPTION OF SHAZ WHO ONLY CAN CHOOSE WHOM SHE PLEASES TO BATTLE . . . . .

NOT MORE THAN SIXTEEN BARS . . . .


Rings a Bell?