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Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 5:52pm On Aug 06, 2008 |
@Hy-Brid Yeah! I'm Finna spar, but i guess i'll come up wit a lil somthn-somthn 2morrow. . . . . @All Check me out and say watever ya'll wanna say. . . . . . . . .Aiite |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Crude(m): 9:22pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
I see u Dawg, i love this thread man. . . . . . .i sure nuff do. . . . . Love Man |
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:18pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@Nasyl I see u man |
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 2:58pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@Simmy What it do ya'll? Who do i got?. . .Flimsy? . . .Slimy?. . .Missy?. . .Watever!! Let's throw it down. . . . .Huh!. . . . .Crude whaaat?!!! [b]I crossed X on this cat's face, slap him till he's cross-eyed Just watchin? for entertainment? I aint the host i'm Hostile Piglet from the sty, Battlin me is a whole lotza Hog-wash your shit is tight enough for W.C, put it there, do your thing "Flush" your leg's are seriously twitchin, watch it, it tends to leave ya Obey your heels stop jittering, it aint nitemare, i'm a fuxxin wizard Lyrics are stones, mic is the sling, i'ma thro n rock u off the block your infant-like game sucks, mine's got huge DiCk it finna Bleep I punched Salt'n'Pepper in your eyes, u runnin cryin for TLC I cut u deep, till your last days, u'll feel pain like your wife's PMT I'll lace sock at your Jaw, lay low and lace suck at my feet Eat my Punch banquet, kiss your wife, she'll taste my feast(Fist) I'm lyrically sozzled, u'sa punch bag, i'll punch u till u're Punch-drunk You've got cold feet, i'll warm u up and give u the cold Shoulder Punk I'm the heaviest cross, that crucifix arround your neck can't subdue Fore u mic-check, check your rareview, I'm crouching behind u[/b] Where u at Dawg? You got somthn for me?. . . . . .Pu it down now. . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:10pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
@Edosioo When is the real shyte gon start popping? Nikkurs seem to be tired of sitting arround, do the the fuxxing pairing, and let Bloods start flowing. . . . . . . . . . .But dawg, remember to do the right thing. . . .Cats and dawgs . .Ya dig? |
Rap Battles / Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Crude(m): 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
OldSync . . . . . .Gimme the mic men. . . . . {Clears throat and. . . .} Playa haters. . . . . . . . . All u playaz haters, Dead dreams u live Fake un. . .undertakers That's the chorus man. . . . . . .Gotti Sync? |
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 5:34pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@Edosioo Girl, always remember tourney gets funnier and interesting when u put em Dawgs against Cats, u na mean? Do the right thing by pitching me up against this J-BicTh first. Maybe we could utilise that as a re-match since he seems too scared to call me out for a re-match. . . . , .Plsssssssssssssssssssss |
Rap Battles / Re: Give ur judgement. : Crude Vs J-unit in "the beat down '08" tourney by Crude(m): 5:26pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@J-UBITCH I wont say nothn punk. . . . .Just open a battle thread me and u. . . . .ok? |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Crude(m): 5:13pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya) Killer line again from Crude anyway Line Hybrid read and he offered me the medal. . . , U know wat? Nobody ever said Hy-Brid is biased in judging Crude against U (J-UNIT) So wat say u? |
Rap Battles / Re: Another Nairaland Summit by Crude(m): 5:04pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@Shaz U do somthn on time pls, cos it was really gettin interesting fore the show got murdered. . . . . . . @Everyone Temper! Temper!! Take a chill pill fellas. . . . . Let this beef thing go, aiite? it aint no use beefing on each other. . . . . . .Ok. . . . . .U've got em complete element of rap. . . . .Someone might call u wack, remember all the time "Sticks and stones may break ur bone, but name calling'll never pull a strand of hair" Forget it. . . .It's just a net thing, 'twont have the slightest impact on ur future, u got game and ei'thing. . .If ya'll take a look at it the way i do, ya'll see Netceeing should be a game of fun, and anything called game should pop up between two friendly peeps. If i reason right, Netceeing could only earn us "Game Step-Ups", so why dont we just relax, do our thang in a friendly manner and put reality on our main stuff if we have one. . . . . .We could overgrow this stuffs, it aint right, we should'nt be the reason why Parents tell em kid's "Rap game is deadly & Bloody" Cos had it been it's possible for some of us to come in here wit our lil Handguns or Matchettes, there would've been a real war and enuff casualties would've been recorded by now. Pls ya'll, let's sit back, meditate and do a rejig. Do i make a sense?. . . . . . . . . . Peace. . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 4:13pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Checking in as entry No 2 or watever, cos i dont know wat the above poster meant by "check" |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Crude(m): 3:24pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Yeah! 'Tsup Nasyl? Just checked in |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Crude(m): 8:19pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
if it's not classic, when it's done we trash it From places to go 50cent |
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Crude(m): 8:11pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach lol. . . . . .hahahahhahahahahahahahahahah |
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Vs Suicidal (ur-killer);;;;;;;;proove U Can Do It by Crude(m): 7:17pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
J-UNIT Is always licking my anus just because i won him in "the beatdown '08" Ta save your ass all these bluffing, ass licking. . . . . .and. . . . . .erm. . . . . . whimpering. . . . .lol. . . kindly set up a battle thread just between me and u alone and let me show u how i won "the beat down '08" again. . . . Mothafucka. . . . .In addittion don't whimper anymore aight, i've been maddawgin right before u were an itch in your Daddy' pant. . . . OK? Lmfao. . . . . . . . 1 more thingy, this thread was set up between me and the fool called Ur-Killer. . . . .Are u illiterate J-UNIT? Cant u read b4 u pop up in here? |
Rap Battles / Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by Crude(m): 12:50pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
Oh! Oh!! Oh!!! I'm on top Dawg, Aight! Crude wat's up. . . . .? Get it popping, u aint gon fall off the top. . . .hahahahahahaha [b]My foot thump vibration, us'a dirt i'll run upon u like JCB (Scoffs) Dont tell me this is ur contrivance to slay me Brid She cant Bleep wit me, dont u get? i see u wanna play wit me (Ouuussss) Shouldda pick from below in my stead, slave u aint be free I always dine on serum and bread, good u fall back do a rejig Girlie who told u that wig on ur head could make u a Big-Wig I dont like battling females, when they mess up, i only slap em I be saddist up to 'em, have 'em chant my name like an Anthem Make like backspin kick, i wont duck u're doing the cancan Better join WI, get outta here quick leave the band-stand I asked for feed n u fed me cutie, cant shy away from ur wifely duty Tongue deep down ur throat's ur gratuity, while i smack ur booty I spittle ill spits, Shaz finna kiss me and get infected, i got Bad mouth Throw me in a class wit rookies, 'taint hurtin but puttin u to the 'rout Here's my 13 digits, i'ma not(Nut) ur sis. listen while she call me Boy! O! Boy My palm's stained in blue blood, Brid bring the nextcee from the Hoi pol Hoi[/b] Outro; If i lost this context, well i wont be mad. . . . . . . Here u got the mic, Wat say u ma? |
Rap Battles / Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by Crude(m): 12:49pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
Damn!!! that kid J-UNIT is a helluva Whimperer and whiner. . . .Lol Where u at Shaz, let's do this |
Rap Battles / Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Crude(m): 10:51am On Jul 30, 2008 |
@J-UNIT J UNIT:Oh!!! It's funny cos u were like. . . . . . . J UNIT:But eventually, u turned out to be the one trying to get attention. . . . . . . .Dont be tripping Dawg, u lost to me, so like i said. . . . .wag ur tail lil doggy |
Rap Battles / Give ur judgement. : Crude Vs J-unit in "the beat down '08" tourney by Crude(m): 7:40pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Since most participants in the last brid's tourney think he (Hy-brid) is biased with the judgement, well. . . . . .But i would like ya'll to judge this battle between Crude and J-UNIT, please, i just want to know if i did/did'nt win the battle out of favouritism from Brid. Fa' sho i'm the kindda cat that loves reality, if u think i'm wack or i shouldda lost the battle to J-UNIT, Please please and please don't hesitate to stand up and say it to my face. . . . . . . . Let the unbiased judges analyse and do their thang. . . . . . .Thank u as u do that CRUDE (Grabs the Mic and Turn to my opponent) don't stall on this dawg. . . .check this outcheck this out In case u don't know who u're with, it's Crude up in diss(this) BiTch I'm a Blind-man-swinging-axe i'll suggest u stay out of my reach your Doc's a seamstress, seams n pleatings like 1 of my coat with lotza zippers You can't do battle u can only battle for wheelchair, kid i don de-feet ya (defeat ya) My heart is ice-cold but i spit like i've got furnace down my throat So hot that u don't need duvet at winter, d heat's radiated by my flow (I Face the crowd) He's a rap-star, my game'll promote him from Nova to Supernova Trim him down from grass to grass twist this bud n smoke him like lala (Faces my victim) I don't drop rap-lines, i drop grenades on your ass and blast u to char I'm venomously boozie i'm nauseaous, i throw venoms up on the bar I gon hog-wild-out, u gon pup-mild-out, u'll be a prezzie for my teeth This bit is my beat, i'll beat ya ass, u can't beat me, kid try beat it I\heard him\screamin\silently\blaiming\Brid for\puttin him\wit\me Like\urchin\kicking\silently\claimin\big\but\poop n\shrink\weak diCk You frumpy duddy monkey, your shit aint buggy it's shoddy Punk gotti? I aint bringin u down, u're down already, wag your tail little doggy (Sighs) Now i can go about light. . . .It's crude ya'll. . . . .(Drops the mic) VS J-UNIT (grabs the mic, stares at the bitch for 2 minutes and, ) listen hear dude, you just wrapped up your death warrant haha, look at this crude, i'm a shove you away like a little ant let me lyrically hit you so you can feel the beat it's J UNIT in this building you better believe it you just a whack cat looking for little jerry's don't you know whenever cats see me they start to worrry? i'm lyrically gifted to emotionally defeat ya i'm a clean you out, you'll be running to your ma you'll be bleeped up so bad even she will deny you step aside nigga let the next cat come through you think rap means spitting like a baby now start suffocating cause hear comes big daddy u don't drop rap lines, you just drop down and die your rap's so weak it would make an ant cry your rap was capable of making a feather jealous ever heard the saying, you just dey yan dust? you crude are what i call lameness that would fit in the streets of oshodi let my rap heal you,like jesus did, can you feel it going though your body i'm the illest man, you the weakest link son stick to what you good at, sucking d*ck i'm a beat you up, clean you up, rip you up and mess you up i hope you get it now, your rap was a total flop let me lyrically refine you and turn your rap into oil now i have wrapped you up like foil. Note; Any body, in as much as u're in the game, is free to judge |
Rap Battles / Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Crude(m): 7:22pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
@Flowshow LMFAO @J-UNIT I don't have ta say shit, Hy-Brid is never biased on ours. . . . . . . . FLOWSHOW:Flowshow. . . . . . .man u're cracking my ribs back here. . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . .watch gon' say now J-UNIT? |
Rap Battles / Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by Crude(m): 7:06pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
Erm. . . . . . .I aint saying i'm the best in this tourney, matter of fact nobody is the best, we're all trying and shit, i'll put it down like this, ta save us all these argument, anybdy who thinks the judgement is biased should make a call out to his opponent and settle it like men aight. . . .i guess we've all overgrown this kiddish shit, arguing, quarelling and stuffs. . . . . . . Remember stones and sticks may break ur bones but this biased or unbiased judgement will never cramp ur style, i can see it thru ur lines, u've got it, i dont have ta mention it, most of u are better than rappers out there. . . .Yeah! Believe it or not at least i can stand for netcees like; Makavelle, J-UNIT, Worldbest and Flowshow (Baba), They'll tear up the Rap music industry if let outta here. . . .But chill ya'll u still got many battle to win and u still got game. . . . . . @J-UNIT I aint doing any scrutiny on ur shit or anybody's. Sincerely, u're not wack, u've got flows, rhymes, metas and all needed elements in rap. . . . . .Be the first ta call me out, and let's allow the unbiased judges do their thang. . . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: *Rap *Freestyle * Vol 2 by Crude(m): 1:09pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
@Shaz n WordSmith Please could there be a way of checking and screening flows out before they pop up in here? I'm really baffled at this fucker Bang bang bang on his ass. . . . . . .what's this dude up to? He must've got some sleeping tablets in his voice because he makes me like *Yawn* wan'na sleep too |
Rap Battles / Crude Vs Suicidal (ur-killer);;;;;;;;proove U Can Do It by Crude(m): 8:41pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
If u're ready for ur suicide Punk-Nigga. . . . .come in here I'm waiting |
Rap Battles / Re: How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by Crude(m): 8:36pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
I guess u're indeed ur-killer. . . . . . . . .ur case'll be extremely suicidal. . . . . . .U cant even battle d wackest up in here and win. . .cos we're all like dragon. We spit Fire. . . . .U wanna find this out Punk?. . . . . .Open a thread and let's put it on the ground Fucker |
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by Crude(m): 3:25pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
Mine is tommypgg & my e-mail addy is tommypgg@yahoo.com |
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by Crude(m): 3:13pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
I'd love to IM u but i dont know ur Yahoo IM ID |
Rap Battles / Re: Best Rap Lines That Ill Suit This Title.(still In Love) by Crude(m): 8:43pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
lol. . . . . . . . . . .U're funny Dawg |
Rap Battles / Re: Menike Vs Bolajibroke by Crude(m): 8:34pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
@J-UNIT I'll second that @Bolabroke Nigga i'm not tryna diss u or anything, But how do u explain this? Is it true that, BolaBroke, Fesse, BolaBaok, Chasisgirl, FlowShow, Prolly Edosioo are all different souls living in one nigga?. . . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by Crude(m): 8:21pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
@Shaz Agh!!! I never knew u could spare me much of ur time explaining to such detail. Well, i dont know. . . . . .If i say thank u, it would've been too lilttle for that lot, i would've said a million of Thanks if i could. I'm just gonna say u've got d biggest impact, if i ever made it as a rapper. . . .Thanks a lot. . . . . . .But pls dont hesitate to define the rest elements cos i really wanna get filled up beyond nomalcy b4 i step on stage. . . .Thank u once again |
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by Crude(m): 4:59pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
Drop em 16 bars on Crude up for the Groove, i aint seen it yet. . . . . . . |
Rap Battles / Re: Crude Up For The Groove by Crude(m): 4:48pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
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Rap Battles / Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by Crude(m): 4:36pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
Ya'll got lines and rhymes that not even THE WORLD BANK could contain, i understand. . . But 'fore ya'll start posting did'nt ya'll read the RULES? If yes, why did'nt ya'll stick to em? Oh!!! Did'nt Brid say somthn like "NOT MORE THAN 16 BARS"? Ok, . . . . go through the rules again, here it's posted below. ; *********************THE BEAT DOWN******************** MUCH RESPECT TO ALL NETCEES WHO QUALIFIED RULES HYBRID PAIRS NETCESS FOR BATTLE . . . . ONLY IN EXEMPTION OF SHAZ WHO ONLY CAN CHOOSE WHOM SHE PLEASES TO BATTLE . . . . . NOT MORE THAN SIXTEEN BARS . . . . Rings a Bell? |
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