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Tried to get busy, but he found himself up in the pub Boozie

That was a Bomb Sync, i'll presume u put that on the Market, i swear u'll reap Mills. Thanx Man

Better get into the kitchen and get me that phial of Curry

A dolly!!! Watcha wanna do with it? U aint no Kid, so stop it

Bravo! Bravo!! Bravo!!!, U guys name should be in synonimity with BOMB. . . . . . .Matter of fact u guys are the BOMB. . . . . . . . .

@Rapsody
U indeed are a life saver, i'll never forget ya

@Hybrid-X
U just awaken my spirits, i'll always keep u on my mind

It's been way too hard for this kid, I just dont know how to carry on from here, i dont even know if i'm capable of being in this game (Nah i mean). NL got me feeling like "Crude dont even think about going up on stage let alone spittin on the mic b4 em crowd or u gon be spit at". . .LOL. . .For real man, i aint stryna make a complete prat of myself, I aint stryna blooper or anything, but since Maverick said we should be real and come out straight (See wam sayin) Ya'll know how it feels when u're booed up on stage, i dont want that to happen to me. . . . . .Now i'm confused. . . . . . Pls ya'll, do me a favour, i dont wanna be favoured by ur post or anything, i just want ya'll to read some of my lines (No matter how wack u think it is, just do ur thing, i'm used to being called "WACKSTER", do some scrutiny and tell me where i lack. . . Pls for love of the Game.

Ya'll find my Post on this threads
(1) Freestyle assemble Vol 2, Page 20 (I've got 5 posts here)
(2) Crude up for the Groove
(3) Crude(King) Vs::::::::JavaPrince

Thanx as u do that

You must've been killed by my grenades. . . . . . i'm so sorry. Hope your folks don't miss u that much?

@J-Unit

U're so stupid u drank a bottle of Perfume and Belched
Hopin when u fart u gon smell good, nice and fresh

Bleep! Bleep!! Bleep!!!. . . . . . . . . Look wat i just did. Damn!
I mean my gun to say Spring-Bank, but he said Click-BANG!
Got the accountant bleeding like a murth'fuckin stuck Lamb
Next time i should'nt be allowed in wit a gun in my Hand

He looked arround himself and he felt sorry

As he stepped on over d boundary

But Let me get it straight, are u squashing the beef, or u're Falling Back?

I noticed u're just a wannabe rapper!!! But i aint gon lie u're a bit better than my 2yrs old Cousin. . . . LOL. . . . . . .Anyway i guess i'm not better on Rap than cookin instrumentals, not just Instrumentals, I mean instrumentals, Flavoured ones. . . . Wannna have a taste? You can holla at me.

Oldsync?!!! Well J-Unit u dont wannna Bleep with this Old Dawg
He's as old as the game, and he's too good at kicking your Butts

U cant see me, but yet i'm Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!! Checkin in.

Hey Java! Let's do dis some more so u can get some lyrical tutorial, u know i use to say "The more u cudgel the brain, the more ur scope is widened"

Now He does'nt have time to start posting lines. . . .Can ya'll believe that? Watcha gon say to that ya'll?. . . . . . .Lol. . . .I cant believe NL's awarded most Valuable wack rapper trying to advise me. . . . .U're indeed tired judgin from the last round u posted. . . . . . Anyway i'll have mercy on ya tired ass just dont shoot ur tired mouth anylonger or i'll shoot u and rest ur ass in peace. . . . . .
UNSAFE

Is the DiCk. . . .i'm sorry. . . . i mean the prince of Wack. . . .I mean rash! trying to run away from Punches? U'll get battered up too Bad Dawg. . . . .

Intro:::They use to ask me "When are u gon use up every lines in u"
And i'll be like "Oh!!! As soon as i use up every Breath in me"


Tho it's been long u had a Hoe, u dont want to have dis Flo
JavaDumb i aint on fire, u should know i'm on VOLCANO
My hands under my shirt. . . . . . . . . .got my strap flip-flip
Bluepoint nose shoved up ur ass, i pull the glock click-click
Nairaland do me a favor. . . . . . b4 this 3rd round kick-kick
Call 911. . . . there's bout to be too much of his bleed-bleed
Dial his mama's line, my name will be in her head ringing
I aint even starting yet u've eaten 1 rock from me slinging
Why're u up here son? u dont wanna be blood bathed
Look wat u made me do i done warned u i'm cool-hearted
Talking of cracks, i smoke em too much for kicking high-Jack
U stryna go that high, u'll get ur Mellon(Head) smoked & cracked
Fingerhole In-front entrance, pothole in the exit Out-Back
U damn skippy i'm Charging like tiger head & u're paper tiger
I heard u screamin "Welcome 2 my world" the world of Java
We aint no video gamers arround here we're life game players
So yuos'a Dirt and a disgrace to all NairaLand rappers
U're worthless shit, get off board! Or ur ass will be draggled
After now, Frisk ur BiTch, u'll find my name on her Titty Tattoed
The only time u got manager is when i manage ur BiTch's PuSsy
Ur Fans are in ur daddy's room blowing air when he Cosy
U only blow, when i plug a bomb in ur ass and i ignite the Fusses


Outro
Economically u're short of flow, i pray u record 10 crowd this time, Mathematically that'll be .5% much than the last time, where 75% of em are ur Biological family. . . . . .(Lol) Ha. . . ha. . . ha. . . ha
(Creakin my necks. . .krak. . .krak) I wanna go a-swinging wit my Dawgs

Second Round. . . . . .Dont Stall on this Nikkur, Bring it all on or nothn

I'm a lover of violence, so aint nothn Feds can do bout it
I dont play arround u cant drag me down kid i doubt it
I'm C to the R to the U to the E Let me hear u shout it
He fantasizing wannabe hot & he shooting mouth righthere
Dream of me & ur vision as a rapper'll turn to nightmare
I aint hiphop founder, i aint got a big chest like a Bouncer
I aint lurkin arround the corners, i aint roaring like a thunder
Java if i have to squash somthn, it'll be ur Head not this Beef
Drop grenades on u & puffin spliff & watch u go cold & Stiff
Hey! I done warned u fall back, now i aint hungry i'm angry
Like a volcano i'm erupting, Dawg u just ignited my Battery
It's ur cremation before death for overstepping ur boundary
U want some recognition? U'll get it as my 1st Dead NL victims
Who's gon save u from me? Who's gon live ur dead dream?
U only dropped when i spit & u hit the ground Bang-Bang!
U're down in the coffin, Gun in my Hand, ur folks wanna go a-Clan-Gang


The Judges are waitin . . . . . . . . .

[quote author=HYBRID-X link=topic=145067.msg2416703#msg2416703 date=1214376944](yawning). . . . . . . y'all kids gonnna bore uncle brid to sleep . . . . . (nods head and goes back to sleep)[/quote]Bore u to sleep in ur Grave right Uncle?

@Shaz
Thanx for that short itty bitty tip. . . . . . . . . .It's just the 1st round. . . . . . . .

Hmmm. . . . . .

Ok,

1st of all i'll make your Pa blame your Ma for lettin out of the house
2nd your Ma blame your sis. for putting u on the CPU mouse
Murthafucker Since childhood i cried for Mic, u cried for teddybear
It seems u've missed your infantry, u've missed those childish tears
Sucker no matter how tall, i'll trim u down wit my seccatus & shear
I kno your mama wish u survival, but u gotta laylow weak Prince
Healthy flows gives weaklings Heart-attack in the lyrical ring
Better learn to bow and respeck if u wan' som love from the King
I checked your lines (Scoff) and i see u gotta modify this wack lines
Read more work learn more flows and put in for lyrical mimes
This lyrical shit is running in me like when u got some dysentary
That's why i shot it at u and made your ass laid out in the dipensary
I'ma Punch lines on your face, till u feell u saw death's emissary
Boy i'm hungry, but i'll turn u to a history, before i go to the eatry
How d Bleep do i comeback, when there'll be nothn left of u
Matter of fact what do i come back to? your carcass? that aint true

@oldsync
which lines?[color=#990000][/color]
Hey! Hold it there OldSync I got this
Oh!!!! I'm i seeing a ghost I thut u were sent to d bottomless chasm
Well i'll answer ur question, it's d lines accross ur thrashed back

@Y'all
Wack! like Wack

U've been online since, but u aint sayint shit. . . . .
Princeshit is Blacked Out

This aint part of the story now let's get back to the Topic, Mr. Hail Mary

Whew!!! You kno i use to say, "I love it when it goes down like this" Just spit it out
RULES;
(1) No Rules
(2) Might seem too hot for u, see rule 3
(3) Surrender and bow down


I'll be waiting till u get here

I dont even know that rapper u copied, all i know is he's from BEHIND
U go thru ur Kleptomaniac MIND, and tell us who u copied his LINE

Why're ya'll trippin on this Ok, i'll give u my word:


Drop ur lines it dont matter if they're weaker than Dick Fluid
And if u're scared of being clowned and Booed, Then "Quit"
   
                                                                                     

Dis might be what you've been searching for all day/week/month/year long. If I'll be real, I'll say here it is & u don't have to search, it's just reaching out. You've got some Bomb-like tracks u want to drop & u can't find a producer? Or u want to try other hands out, Well, u have a step to take for Your "DREAM TO COME TRUE"
1st step d only step: Hit this number 08055782557

@Makavelle

I'm diss-appointed that Someone like u is unable to see that aint no flow, it's a skit


@Javaprince
Crude is here again, even the devil knos i aim to destroy
Nah. ,  .nah. . . .nah i guess this shorty will be good for u JavaToy
Mind u u can't Bleep wit this lines, u know it'll throw u off stead
You heard the last poster, your'e new sit down and observe rap heads
It's an attack from your rear flank and u thut I'm upgradin your thread
I done told u step back, or i'll have u screamin "I'm done,"I'm done"
You're hungry i'm dishin this out so u can have somthn to feed on
I'm straight, u're gay, so how the Bleep u little shit can take me on