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KissChrix:Took The word right out of my mouth ![]() |
I recently started publishing on Amazon but couldn't get the cover right. Please I would be greatful if you could help me design a cover. I would love to pay for it, but the problem is that I don't have much right. I'd be very grateful for your help. The title is #quit today Subtitle is # how I finally quit masturbation Author # Sean Martin Murray My email is wenjames7@gmail.com Once again thanks |
MTN wicked baa no be small I just checked my account and 40 naira was remaining o. so I said that I will use that one for night browsing. I off my phone na, come wait till time. When 12 reach my alarm start I come wake up when I on my phone again and try to sub but the wicked message from MTNN just dey say insufficient balance. So I checked my account well you suppose know the remaining story, they don drink my 30 naira just like that, Chai after I don wake from sweet sleep now nothing to do where I go buy card from now by that kind time so I checked my *606# to borrow they said not eligible imagine this people me wey never borrow before so I try my other mtn sim na, thank God, it's eligible for 100 naira. After plenty USSD problem the thing come do yeeey 100naira don land I come dey smile I no know say those guys plan me. I sub, I browse smoothly no problem. Na so the next night I buy card say make I settle them then use the remaining money sub as I load the recharge card and check my balance omo na 0.05 na im be my balance na so I just dey shake my head. Mtn kai kai kai I no even fit borrow again na so I just fall back on Airtel free basics o as I no fit even sleep again. I don buy recharge card again today and e dey my pocket but I dey fear to load am my friend the fear of MTN na the beginning of wisdom O I don dey wise. Anyway before them dey deduct 20 20 naira I nor dey vex, but 100 naira? Fear don dey catch me. But I no dey leave them for this one o. I just dey search for MTN cheat now like die when I see one baa I go download like say tomorrow no dey in fact I swear I go download their office! May God help me and help them. |
Please your comments and suggestions on this story is necessary point out any mistakes thanks. Alright reserved do not copy this story as I will publish it. Thank you no stealamo ![]() Chapter 1 Zuma watched as the children begins to settle down around him. Tonight is going to be a long night he thought. Zuma like his father and his father's father before him has become the village story teller. Children whom he had told stories to, some are married already and some has become chiefs in the village and as he watched the new arrivals, he often wondered what potential each of them has. He wondered today just as has been wondering every night if he will be able to satisfy the curiosity of this young ones. Zuma's compound which was very large and round was surrounded with four big huts and three smaller ones all covered with thatched roofing. The walls of the huts were made from mud from the river Uyi. The compound like every other night was brilliantly lite as most of the children came with their own Agege a bush lamp made by dipping spun wool in palm oil. Zuma's eyes roam from one child to the other as they continue to talk in whispers and laughing in hushed tones. Zuma soon clears his throat in loudly and the place became very quiet and still. The air suddenly became thick with the children's expectations as they are now used to this now as a sign of another night of the satisfaction of their own curiosity. "Please Old Zuma tell us the story of the world before ours" Ekondu, a boy of seven shouted from the back. "No, we already heard it the day before, we want a new tale today." "please tell us a new story today Old Zuma ". Makolo spoke loudly beside Old Zuma as if he was speaking to a friend across the road. Makolo is the youngest son of my dear friend Osiris. I never failed to see my dear old friend in the young man and as I often watched him playing with my youngest son, memories of I and his father when we were younger often resurface in me, how time flies, how far gone the days and how age have fallen heavily on me. "please Old Zuma, tell us the story you promised us yesterday,the story of the boy who was not born" chirped in Ugo, a girl of nine seated between two other girls with her little brother in between her legs. "yes" came a roar of response from other throats in the compound. Zuma smiling asked them to be quiet as he is about to begin his story. "Today, I will tell you of the legend of the Lima, the boy who was not born and who never died and of his journeys and adventures" Old Zuma spoke in a loud deep voice dripping with honey and watched as his voice was been taken in by the children surrounding him even as they moved their chair closer to him and at the same time straining their neck in his direction. "In a long time ago before this village was and before the great war, In a far away land lived a man called... To be cont. |
I exercise it often takes away the urge |
Please if you have daygame Blueprint ebook can you kindly mail it to wenjames7@gmail.com. ![]() |
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Viktor1983:I'd agree with WPS but it crashes often especially when am trying to create a document but it's my favorite pdf reader |
I have been trying lots of apps on my phone and I have deleted many that I thought are irrelevant but so far Es File Explorer has stood the test of time. I Have been using this app for more than 5 months now and it is the longest time I have an app that is not a system app and I don't think I will ever uninstall it ever. The app is simply amazing as it has many features are they are absolutely free without ads. To me anybody that loves order and an organise phone should go for this app. It has video player, image viewer, music player, ftp transfer, you can link to your cloud storage, and I cannot even begin to list them all you need to see for yourself! I think I should add moon+ reader also cos the reader is just eh awesome! You can also tell us your best app with reasons o! |
oloriooko:you can use it Mon to Friday from 12 midnight to 5am continously for one week then you can use it Saturday to Sunday all day. Have been using it |
fellis:*hisses * some of you will just go and swallow dictionary and start vomiting words at random ![]() |
Those on top, stop forming oh or else I will go and bring my lie detector from ma house *nod head *you know what will happen na |
Dunno what to say ![]() |
Blakjewelry:Really? Just like rapture abi? U better start believing that nothing is impossible |
dhamiylhola:u b Thief? ![]() |
The author's views is only hers and the rest not mine even if the law permit homosexualism they are still abnormal and disgusting to me. This is my view nobody can change that! |
I never knew I would ever scream while reading a book. But The Song of Achilles made me cry harder than any other book I’ve read in my whole entire life. It’s also so beautifully written. Definitely the worst (best) book EVER. God the story is moving. For that's the most heart rending novel I've ever read how about you? |
First story I read on nairaland! Thumb up bro you know what you are writing elbow grease |
chukwusi:Naija! We too like free things ![]() |
It really worked
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coollabman:Thanks! really appreciate it |
coollabman:wetin man go do na? Forget the error if you understandam I go fit readam abi I dull pass you? ![]() Abeg na my email be dis: wenjames7@gmail.com. Thanks |
Please can anybody help? A download link will be highly appreciated. *free one o! * ![]() Please kindly visit book4you.org to download |
all this ones na still nyash? ![]() |
all this ones na still nyash? iN |




