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RomanceRe: Was I Evil to Treat a Legless Girl like This? by Crystalom3(m): 9:53pm On Dec 11, 2016
KissChrix:
I feel bad for Her cry

There are better ways you could have dismissed Her
angry
Took The word right out of my mouth wink
CrimeAny Cover Designer In The House? by Crystalom3(op): 2:03am On Dec 10, 2016
I recently started publishing on Amazon but couldn't get the cover right.

Please I would be greatful if you could help me design a cover.
I would love to pay for it, but the problem is that I don't have much right. I'd be very grateful for your help.
The title is #quit today
Subtitle is # how I finally quit masturbation
Author # Sean Martin Murray

My email is wenjames7@gmail.com
Once again thanks
PhonesMtn I Must Revenge O! by Crystalom3(op): 7:18pm On Nov 22, 2016
MTN wicked baa no be small I just checked my account and 40 naira was remaining o. so I said that I will use that one for night browsing. I off my phone na, come wait till time. When 12 reach my alarm start I come wake up when I on my phone again and try to sub but the wicked message from MTNN just dey say insufficient balance. So I checked my account well you suppose know the remaining story, they don drink my 30 naira just like that, Chai after I don wake from sweet sleep now nothing to do where I go buy card from now by that kind time so I checked my *606# to borrow they said not eligible imagine this people me wey never borrow before so I try my other mtn sim na, thank God, it's eligible for 100 naira. After plenty USSD problem the thing come do yeeey 100naira don land I come dey smile I no know say those guys plan me. I sub, I browse smoothly no problem.

Na so the next night I buy card say make I settle them then use the remaining money sub as I load the recharge card and check my balance omo na 0.05 na im be my balance na so I just dey shake my head. Mtn kai kai kai I no even fit borrow again na so I just fall back on Airtel free basics o as I no fit even sleep again. I don buy recharge card again today and e dey my pocket but I dey fear to load am my friend the fear of MTN na the beginning of wisdom O I don dey wise. Anyway before them dey deduct 20 20 naira I nor dey vex, but 100 naira? Fear don dey catch me. But I no dey leave them for this one o. I just dey search for MTN cheat now like die when I see one baa I go download like say tomorrow no dey in fact I swear I go download their office! May God help me and help them.
LiteratureThe Boy Who Was Not Born A Story by Crystalom3(op): 3:15pm On Oct 29, 2016
Please your comments and suggestions on this story is necessary point out any mistakes thanks.

Alright reserved do not copy this story as I will publish it. Thank you no stealamo grin




Chapter 1



Zuma watched as the children begins to settle down around him. Tonight is going to be a long night he thought. Zuma like his father and his father's father before him has become the village story teller. Children whom he had told stories to, some are married already and some has become chiefs in the village and as he watched the new arrivals, he often wondered what potential each of them has. He wondered today just as has been wondering every night if he will be able to satisfy the curiosity of this young ones.

Zuma's compound which was very large and round was surrounded with four big huts and three smaller ones all covered with thatched roofing. The walls of the huts were made from mud from the river Uyi. The compound like every other night was brilliantly lite as most of the children came with their own Agege a bush lamp made by dipping spun wool in palm oil.

Zuma's eyes roam from one child to the other as they continue to talk in whispers and laughing in hushed tones. Zuma soon clears his throat in loudly and the place became very quiet and still. The air suddenly became thick with the children's expectations as they are now used to this now as a sign of another night of the satisfaction of their own curiosity.

"Please Old Zuma tell us the story of the world before ours" Ekondu, a boy of seven shouted from the back. "No, we already heard it the day before, we want a new tale today." "please tell us a new story today Old Zuma ". Makolo spoke loudly beside Old Zuma as if he was speaking to a friend across the road. Makolo is the youngest son of my dear friend Osiris. I never failed to see my dear old friend in the young man and as I often watched him playing with my youngest son, memories of I and his father when we were younger often resurface in me, how time flies, how far gone the days and how age have fallen heavily on me.

"please Old Zuma, tell us the story you promised us yesterday,the story of the boy who was not born" chirped in Ugo, a girl of nine seated between two other girls with her little brother in between her legs. "yes" came a roar of response from other throats in the compound.

Zuma smiling asked them to be quiet as he is about to begin his story.

"Today, I will tell you of the legend of the Lima, the boy who was not born and who never died and of his journeys and adventures" Old Zuma spoke in a loud deep voice dripping with honey and watched as his voice was been taken in by the children surrounding him even as they moved their chair closer to him and at the same time straining their neck in his direction.
"In a long time ago before this village was and before the great war, In a far away land lived a man called... To be cont.
RomanceRe: how do you deal with your sexual urge when you are single by Crystalom3(m): 7:51pm On Jul 08, 2016
I exercise it often takes away the urge
LiteratureWho Has Daygame Blueprint Ebook? by Crystalom3(op): 8:10pm On Jul 06, 2016
Please if you have daygame Blueprint ebook can you kindly mail it to wenjames7@gmail.com. wink
WebmastersSimple Tricks For Getting Plenty Facebook Followers by Crystalom3(op): 9:31pm On Jun 24, 2016
Having lots of followers is very important but convincing someone to click that little like button is very difficult especially when your likes is still under 100. I have been battling with this problem till I found a site that really helps and is absolutely free (if e no be free I for no even near am grin) and all you have to do is to sign up and star winning likes [url http://www.like4like.org/?ref=Mathew%20Crystal] you can visit the website here[/url] good luck
PhonesRe: My Best App So Far by Crystalom3(op): 7:51am On Jun 24, 2016
Viktor1983:
Hard for me to make a choice..
I got a lot of apps that I can't do without.

•WPS office allows me view and create .xls, .doc. and .PDF files

•Es explorer is a great app, op has mentioned it's benefits
I'd agree with WPS but it crashes often especially when am trying to create a document but it's my favorite pdf reader
PhonesRe: My Best App So Far by Crystalom3(op): 7:48am On Jun 24, 2016
waleyp:
Can it dispense cash?
have an app that can do that? shocked please share grin
PhonesMy Best App So Far by Crystalom3(op):
I have been trying lots of apps on my phone and I have deleted many that I thought are irrelevant but so far Es File Explorer has stood the test of time. I Have been using this app for more than 5 months now and it is the longest time I have an app that is not a system app and I don't think I will ever uninstall it ever. The app is simply amazing as it has many features are they are absolutely free without ads. To me anybody that loves order and an organise phone should go for this app. It has video player, image viewer, music player, ftp transfer, you can link to your cloud storage, and I cannot even begin to list them all you need to see for yourself!

I think I should add moon+ reader also cos the reader is just eh awesome!

You can also tell us your best app with reasons o!
PhonesRe: Get 6GB For N1,500 On Glo Network! Cheapest Data Plan Ever! by Crystalom3(m): 8:39pm On Jun 23, 2016
oloriooko:
Only the weekend plan worked the other plan did not work after the weekend so the 1k is gone angry
you can use it Mon to Friday from 12 midnight to 5am continously for one week then you can use it Saturday to Sunday all day. Have been using it
RomanceRe: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Crystalom3(m): 12:30pm On Jun 18, 2016
fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.
*hisses * some of you will just go and swallow dictionary and start vomiting words at random undecided
RomanceRe: Negative Effect Of Masturbation by Crystalom3(m): 10:24am On Jun 18, 2016
Those on top, stop forming oh or else I will go and bring my lie detector from ma house *nod head *you know what will happen na
RomanceRe: I Need A Babymama. Pay Is Attractive by Crystalom3(m): 9:38am On Jun 15, 2016
Dunno what to say undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman's 2016 Prophecies by Crystalom3(m): 9:59am On Jun 12, 2016
Blakjewelry:
The part about America going to war is far fetched
Really? Just like rapture abi? U better start believing that nothing is impossible
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download Story Books In PDF FORMAT?? by Crystalom3(m): 9:14am On Jun 12, 2016
dhamiylhola:
Someone should give us crime story title na.... That's what I like most!
u b Thief? grin
LiteratureRe: The Secret Lives Of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual And Transgender Nigerians Revealed! by Crystalom3(m): 5:03pm On Jun 10, 2016
The author's views is only hers and the rest not mine even if the law permit homosexualism they are still abnormal and disgusting to me. This is my view nobody can change that!
LiteratureWhat's The Most Heart Rending Novel You've Ever Read? by Crystalom3(op): 4:51pm On Jun 10, 2016
I never knew I would ever scream while reading a book.

But The Song of Achilles made me cry harder than any other book I’ve read in my whole entire life. It’s also so beautifully written. Definitely the worst (best) book EVER.

God the story is moving.

For that's the most heart rending novel I've ever read how about you?
LiteratureRe: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by Crystalom3(m): 5:04pm On Jun 09, 2016
First story I read on nairaland! Thumb up bro you know what you are writing elbow grease
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download Mastery By Robert Greene by Crystalom3(op): 9:53am On May 31, 2016
chukwusi:
Hello great people.. Where can I download audio books for free ? I tried using Google but the results were not satisfactory
Naija! We too like free things grin
LiteratureRe: [Trick] How To Read Love And Romance Novels Without Paying A Single Kobo by Crystalom3(m): 4:51pm On May 29, 2016
It really worked cheesy
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download Mastery By Robert Greene by Crystalom3(op): 4:27pm On May 29, 2016
coollabman:
sent! check your inbox
Thanks! really appreciate it
LiteratureRe: Where Can I Download Mastery By Robert Greene by Crystalom3(op): 8:14am On May 29, 2016
coollabman:
lolz awoof dey purge belle! cheesy I have a copy, but its not in pdf, its an epub file with plenty typographical errors. drop your email and I'll send it before tomorrow morning.
wetin man go do na? Forget the error if you understandam I go fit readam abi I dull pass you? grin
Abeg na my email be dis: wenjames7@gmail.com. Thanks
LiteratureWhere Can I Download Mastery By Robert Greene by Crystalom3(op):
Please can anybody help? A download link will be highly appreciated. *free one o! *grin


Please kindly visit book4you.org to download
RomanceRe: African Women With Big Butts, Oyinbo Ladies Would Die Of Jealousy by Crystalom3(m): 12:30pm On May 27, 2016
all this ones na still nyash? grin
RomanceRe: African Women With Big Butts, Oyinbo Ladies Would Die Of Jealousy by Crystalom3(m): 12:30pm On May 27, 2016
all this ones na still nyash? iN

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