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tmtech:
Why this boy carry the party matter for head like this . Buhari no get any task for am?.
As much as I don't fancy Femi Adesina, I respect his focus on his primary assignment.

he thinks he's part of a class.

Naso him carry himself go for election, dem teach am lesson but I don't think he has learned anything yet.

MarketDispatch:
The men are not paying high amount just for the sex, they are paying for the privacy /secrecy involved and to be maintained.

always that one guy who thinks he's wise but always vomiting trash.

They are paying for the sex and nothing more.

Which Kain yeye privacy and secrecy? 0

OurTruth24:
You think you sound smart and knowledgeable, but you are just showcasing your ignorance, brainwashing and slave programming.

There has been technologically advanced civilizations on earth for thousands of years. Most of them were 100 times more advanced than we currently are now.

The history you are being taught in schools masassively incomplete.

The bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki wasn't the first time atomic bombs were used on earth during a war.

but the history you learnt from a crackhead on YouTube is the accurate one?

Faithti:
Have you notice there are craters on the moon,even Mars have them...crater are just some natural phenomenal.or are you saying the civilization on Mars and the moon were wiped out by the " controllers of the world "

lolz.

Maybe they also threw some random nuclear bombs on the moon and the nine planets.

People are really really dumb.

Just for reference, pictures below are craters on the moon and Mars where they dropped nuclear bombs on about 500 to 1000 years ago

Those isrealites lied to use in the bible. The sound that fell the walls of Jericho was actually a nuclear bomb.

They just use sound to hide the real truth.

How can sound fall down the walls of a city?

Believe me, there were advanced civilization with powerful nuclear bombs

Spirit04:
the people who drew the maps back then just drew what they thought was there. You can't base your conspiracy on a map that was drawn by an old man who has never stepped into the sea

Some people are just not wise.

This is like going back to the time of the Greeks and studying their astrology map and then conclude that it is more accurate than today's map.

Simply because it differs from today's astrology map.

The difference in our map shows our journey of progress or the growth of our knowledge as humans.

A few centuries ago, people believe that the sun revolves around the earth. Planetary maps were based on this beliefs.

Today we know that the earth revolves around the sun.

So we drew different planetary maps.

If you compare both, would you say that modern science is hiding the truth?

Conspiracy theory is just for lazy people. People who are two lazy to even add one and one together with their brains, so they depend on others to think for them.

No one uses ancient maps because they are grossly inaccurate. So, if a pilot wants to fly you to America, would you tell him to use one of these inaccurate and old maps or a map drawn today?

galantjoe:
My childhood friend impregnated his girlfriend then after they had their first sexxx and he couldn't be able to penetrate and he ejaculated on her thigh. After 1 month, she didn't see her period.

They later married.

e choke

Airforce1 and dbull did more than this.


One day you will wake up and realize that seeking attention on nairaland adds nothing to your life except to seuns account.

Peskid:
If you really love her take her to a sex therapist so as to know what the problem is.

who gt money for therapy?

We really don't need their vibes here on nairaland

Wahala be like face wey know nose too much

Delight2014:
I observed that she is addicted with masturbation

I've asked her but denied it

Slynation:
Then stop looking at her face..She squeezed face and you will remove it, You are the cause of your own problems...

I do knack her with doggy sometimes.

But most times I just prefer the front

Hi

I have been dating this girl for some time now. I think next month will actually make it our third year together.

But each time we have sex, she prefers using my dick like a dildó. You know she will just grab it and use it to rub on her vagina till she Cums.

She won't let me put it inside.

If I eventually put it,, she will squeeze her face, so much so that I'll remove it because, honestly I can't continue with that look on her face.

I've talked with her but she keeps giving me excuses that it pains her.

Note: she will never turn down anytime I want to have sex with. In fact, getting her in the mood is the easiest job.

But once she's turned on, she just grab my dick and hold onto it tightly till she's satisfied.

My question is, is the dick really paining her or worst, I fear if she might be a lesbian

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I read nairaland threads everyday. From business section to romance section to front page.

Yesterday, I read the most heartfelt story on this forum and till this very moment, I just can't seem to get it off my mind.

It's that story about girl in ibadan hotel. Sometimes I just imagine how the guys must have felt after the whole incident.

If I put myself in that situation, I know my self confidence would have gotten a huge dent from that day onward.

Here's the thread by the way https://www.nairaland.com/6913311/lady-made-mess-hotel

So what stories on nairaland has had the biggest impact on you so far this year?

Datboredberry:
The breast, buttocks... They aren't a part of a woman's reproductive organs... So if you're being a morally upright assholẹ...by your judgement...there is no need for them to be covered up...

You've been socially conditioned to find them sexually appealing...

So fat men with large breasts, you would fuçk them if you've been given the opportunity to do so?

The difference between a man and a woman's breast... Size and purpose...

And most women don't have large breasts...

As for purpose, the only reason women have developed mammary glands... To feed your bastards...

simple request you dey type long paragraph.

Why don't you walk around without top?

Until then

Sonnobax15:

Hell No...

As a Matter of fact,the two are in absolute contradiction . As a good girl, everywhere suppose to dey tight......In fact,as a guyman,I suppose enjoy the stress of trying to unlock the gate of Jerusalem,and not the other way round wey go tear finish like P.T.I junction for Warri.......

You can't be claiming to be a good girl but deep down there, everywhere wide finish like shoe wey Both Kabiru and Haruna take test their Mumu big legs

Me self tire o. Na vex I use type this thread this morning cos wetin I de see for front page don vex me tire.

How you go tell man pikin to close eyes and pick shorty regardless of her high body counts?

This thread is in response to the numerous threads about body counts that has been hitting the front page a few times this week particularly:

https://www.nairaland.com/6914054/stop-looking-virgins-get-married

First off, I'll like to start this response with this strong point: THERE IS NO GOOD GIRL WITH HIGH BODY COUNTS.

In life, we have what we know as good and what we term as bad.

While some people may argue that good and bad are subjective, a lot of times, it isn't especially not within a community or even a country which you are part of.

As such, in Nigeria, when we say a girl is good and decent for marriage, we mean a girl who amongst many things does not sleep with any and every man at the slightest opportunity she gets.

If a girl is 'good' in the real sense of the word to a Nigerian man and to most people around the world, then she must either be a virgin or have a very low body counts of 1 to 3 at most.

If this idea of 'good' does not sit well with you, then you should not consider getting married to a Nigerian man or better still look for a man that will not judge you

But expecting every other man to accept and love you regardless of your body counts is foolery.

Just as you have standards and expectations from a man, so do other people, men in particular, have their own standards and expectations from you.

Just as other people will not meet your high standards for partnership, so will you not meet the high standards of other people.

Love yourself but understand this, for the majority of us men, having a high body counts means that you are loose, indecent and not fit for marriage.

If you want to marry such a man, it would be impossible. Because body count is his standard.

Now you may ask, is body counts really that much of a deal? Does it matter so much that it should be able to make or break a good relationship?

Emphatically, yes. Body counts really is a big deal. It is the only litmus test that you can either pass or fail with no grey areas.

Since men in Nigeria and the whole world cannot tell if a girl is good and decent by simply looking at her or even see her future, they tend to look at her past.

This is the very same reason why we study history. It is the very same reason why economics study the past economy, to understand the market and make possible forecast.

If a person repeatedly hits you as a woman while in a relationship, you can easily predict that he would hit you again once in marriage, after all, what are the odds of a ring on his finger changing his old-time habit of hitting you?

If an ex told you that most women in his life left him simply because he sleeps around a lot, it wouldn't be surprising if you found him in bed one day with your sister, just what are the odds of him changing over night?

Reading the past, since we cannot see the future is one thing that has helped us the human race make powerful decisions that helped us survive this rough world.

Saying men should stop doing that because you can't keep your legs close is simply playing yourself to the gallery.

Most men will carefully scrutinize any woman they want to spend their lives with based on her past actions and judge her based on this. Surely, if a girl has been sleeping around, what are the odds that the leopard will suddenly change her skin once she get married.

After all, marriage is in itself a ceremony but it does not change one's skin tone, neither does it change the habit.

So, it's foolery to think, that a girl who has been sleeping around will suddenly stop sleeping around simply because there's a new shiny ring on her finger.

So, in essence, body counts is an easy way for a man to read your past, to predict the future and like every other human being, once the future is not looking good, he'll take actions to prevent it from ever happening to him.

This often means kicking you out and into the streets where you really belong. Sorry. You can't eat that cake and have it back regardless of the number of opposing threads you create

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But abeg remove her pics before they turn her to meme

Clearly you've not heard about trust but verify.

DNA test shouldn't be an issue. Your spouse trust you but it is irresponsible to say that he's faith in you should be UNWAVERING.

You are not perfect and he's not perfect. He knows this and you know this. There should always be room for constant verification.

Sure, you are faithful to him. But he doesn't follow you everywhere neither can he read your mind.

If you have nothing to hide, then let him CHECK UP ON YOU that you are still on the same page by conducting a DNA test.

As for me, I'll always do a DNA test once in doubt. If you wan comot then comot o

SpiritLifeNG:
poor men and pride.

lolz.

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