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Danielfx:
MANNABBQGRILL WILL NAME 100 THINGS HIS DARLING DADDY DEY DO FOR COVEN

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Gosj001:
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Ezemarcel:
Double wahala for dead body

The problem is that in Nigeria we attach so much in celebration of the dead....

If u no get money why not open ground and bury ur dead....

Exactly

It did not start today and won't end tommorow. This same scenario plays out in almost all sector.

For instance, most Universitie lacks the required man power to run the institution. When ever NUC comes for accreditation or to supervise a department, they University management will go ahead to hire Professors and qualified Lecturers from other departments or institutions to fill in the gap. And thus deceiving NUC. And once NUC leaves, things goes back to default.

I remember vividly when NUC came to my School during my Undergraduate days to accredit a particular course, the University management carved out a particular spot in the School Library and arranged them with books which they borrowed from the same library. This spot was reserved for the new department. NUC officials came but where deceived.

Unemployment should have been minimized, should all government agencies conduct genuine employment.

AsiwajuNdigbo:
Thats what their jihadist kaffir laid down since 1804 to control them. He lied and told them Allah instructed not to shake woman hand. In this picture you see descendants of Islam inventor grip woman in her hand.

Keep watching that sadau girl. One wealthy alhaji is fantasizing about owning that girl now and she will soon get proposal while poverty stricken twittermajiri are trolling her for shaming islam.

They are hypocrites. Senator Abbo entered sex-toy shop and slapped a woman. What is aboki doing in sex'toy shop? They are kaffirs. Hypocrites.

The senator is not a Muslim

Ever8090:
Are you sure this people are humans...? I don't understand the functions of their brain..what's the need for having a brain you don't use?

They don't have brain. They are all certified zombies

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The manner in which this men mention billions, leaves me stunned. As if billions is just a kobo

informationNaija:
A J-5 bus conveying onions and red oil to the north loss his control early this morning as shops and properties are being destroyed, 5 people are already confirmed dead..

Our correspondent Chimelum Ajanma who pictured the scenerio said the accident was really tragic, security personnels were present at the scene to safeguard the goods..

The J-5 was actually conveying Cola nut and red oil.

And casualties were actually three; the driver, the conductor and the woman who owns the goods. The conductor died at the spot, while the driver and woman were badly injured and their chance of survival is very slim.
Luckily, the market( Aluminum International Market) where the accident occured was not open. The accident occurred around 6 o'clock in the morning.

The cause of the accident was either over speeding or the driver falling asleep.

olaric:
Has the DHQ ever admitted to doing any wrong? The problem is that they spend more time dispelling rumours these days than fighting Boko Haram.

They only thing one will see on their website, is the DHQ trying to dispell rumours.

#60k in three months, about $ 165 in 3 month; with all the natural resources available.
And at the end, this will be listed as an achievement.

Meanwhile, Switzerland is about implementing a minimum wage of about $3500 a month and they have no natural resources compare to Nigeria.
Sometimes I wonder from which part of "evil" especially those governing are from?

Ayade, please answer the Obong's call. "Abeg na"

Obsession4u:
Who can summarize please?

The summary says: learn to read

This is commendable. I hope the trainees will put what they will be taught into practice and use the resources provided judiciouy.

Emerald04:
Sincerely speaking, I'ma just bn hypocrite if I really get to mention three good things I love about this country, but nonetheless, I'll mentioned the 3 things I hate about this country.

1 One Nigeria
3 Sars
2 The Send me 2k urgently babes.

And I'll like to add a bonus point:
Nothing in this world I despise like the Aso rock clown, but I won't mentioned his name, cos of Hate speech and DSS, but Ya'll Gon know the tyrant I'ma talkin about, and if I'm to give you a hint about the tyrant, one dead meat seller use to be his number one follower.



Dear unborn kids, I'll never make the mistake of bringing you up in this shii hole.

Authority1o1:
Okay...

Let me begin with:
1. Availability of natural president.( not resources)
One dies and another is provided immediately that even the citizens won't notice because of the speed of replacement.

2. That the country is not void of reasonable people who keep on demanding for a better nation.

3. That we are blessed with public office holders who have great talent in acting. You probe them and they faint on national T.V.

EzzyCarter:
Well, In no particular order:

1. Nigerian women: What's there not like about our Naija babes? with their zero entitlement mentality and the fact that they are loyal to their man even when things aren't good. Even if millionaires are hitting on her , she'll still stand by you...When you compare Naija girls to their counterparts in other countries, Naija girls come first in brains, beauty, intellect and manners

2. Nigerian government: Oh, my country is blessed with proactive, sensitive, kind, morally just and highly responsible leaders who have the interest of their citizens at heart. They make promises and make sure they fulfil them...Little wonder our country is amongst the most fulfilled and enviable nations of the world.


3: Nigerian Citizens: Wow, Nigerian citizens are responsible, kind and so loving to each other, in fact the sense of brotherhood is incredible. Each tribe treats the other with much love and respect. Indeed we've got each other covered for life . Some notable sensible Nigerins I've met on this platform include A.rrewa, and the likes. These guys deserve a national award for their intellect and staunch patriotism ...



By the way , God bless Naija
60 years of bliss and prosperity

franchasng:
Arab Muslim country barking as usual, it's just like when a Yoruba military general threatens war against Hausa-Fulanis, I will give him rifle and go back to sleep, empty threats as usual

Goahead:
Do they even have a safe place to stockpile their obsolete rockets before the Israelis infiltrates and set them on fire.

Geskiya ne kwarai ( Absolute truth).

akaahs:
U forget, "it's makes no sense for fuel to be cheaper than Saudi Arabia"
Buhari

Exactly, let me fix that

vanida6:
Me just dey wait make i read buhari speech wetin him go talk about nigerian @60

One thing he made mentioned in his address: "He said our pms pump price is one of the cheapest in Africa. Cheaper than that of Niger, Ghana, Egypt and it makes no sense for it to be cheaper than that of Saudi Arabia".

dazzlingd:
And u are a Nigerian!

Shame on you

Please mention one tangible thing we should celebrate as a nation

His speech is not a reflection of the state of the country

Fellow Nigerians, Northeners

​I speak to you today as your President

"Our founding fathers understood the imperative of structuring a National identity using the power of the state and worked towards unification of Nigerians in a politically stable and viable entity".

But you are busy tearing the country apart by your loopside appointment. Nothing causes much disunity than nepotism and favouritism.

"It has been demonstrated time and time again that Nigerians in the diaspora frequently excel in science, technology, medicine, sports, arts and many other fields."

Applicable to Southerners, and not the products of quota system

AustineCJ:
In al honesty ehhh .... most times i don't know if i should blame buhari or the electorate. .i'm 95% sure buhari don't know 99% of things happening in nigeria n around him. This man ve the worst set of lairs from Lie Mohd, to Adesina n Garba shehu etc surrounding him n i know this men can never tell him the truth. its the obvious reason buhari will come online n talk trash a lot of time, anyday buhari ever decide to address the nation without a written down note ehh, this country will be on fire.

You are right. I watched his speech and it was obvious he knew nothing about the state of the nation.
He functions like a memory device.

Ever8090:
Where the 600 roads dey..?

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yarimo:
this is very commendable from President BUHARI led apc administration, Majority of Nigerians are happy with BUHARI style of leadership.

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GMBuhari:
Looks really cool

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This might be Tottenham's first trophy

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post=94425151:
The person you quoted above is most definitely and obviously more intelligent than you are..
Let us leave it at that..
And let sane and intelligent members judge both of your comments.

You, get the response to your Incoherent gibberish below!

God bless you Mr Maasoap.
You've said it all, nothing to be added, nothing to be taken away from your mature and intelligent comment.

It is always good and refreshing to see that we still have reasonable members on this forum.
Because the most intelligent members have decided to just read and pass without making comments, cos they don't want to be insulted by some kids that do not know more than curses online 24/7.

With people like you, there is still hope for the future of our darling nation.

We Rise!

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“But like Asiwaju rightly observed, he is but a mere mortal who does not foresee tomorrow. What tomorrow holds, indeed what 2023 holds, is within the province of God Almighty.”

Nigerian Politicians acknowledging the statement above, is unrealistic They see themselves as god's with life immortal.
But when they get hit, they remember whom they are

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post=94004617:
Rule 2 to be successful in life : Ignore nonentities

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