₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Arrest their godamnnn asss
Biafra is a dream and goal that can't be realized and actualised

They should be talking about how to fight for presidency not secession

They should also intensify their efforts in arresting and prosecuting Yahoo boys.

1mrprolific7:
Simple sarcasm is hard.

Ok, but I still did not see any sarcasm in the post. But if you are been sarcastic, then sorry for calling you a terrorist

Ikpemalueziokwu:
Wahala

Him for just carry the match Italy straight win with huge money if him sure say na fixed match na. I just need one sure fixed match. I go collect loan from bank play am maka chukwu

This one sure - Barca to beat Bayern

Boko Haram are now scavengers, scavenging for food with RPG's, anti aircraft gun e.t.c. Please does this man really have a functional brain?

1mrprolific7:
Mtcheew.. why celebrating mediocrity.. those saying nonsense on northern court rule to execute the musician that Said lame shit on our dear Mohammed should be prosecuted as well.

We're waiting for his execution.

It'll serve as an example to other musicians worldwide.

By their fruit you shall know them. To be frank you are not in any way different from Shekau and the other bunch of terrorists.

That is why I don't separate fight.

Honduras01:
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joblessness dey worry u....
if u need work just halla me.

I need work abeg

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post=92633117:
THE KING HAS SPOKEN!!

Edolites, Be Wise........

Protect the future of your unborn kinds and also their unborn kids.

They will pray for you in the future.

Vote wisely for a man or woman that will better your life we beg of you.

We outsiders can only look from afar and comment,
We can't vote!
Edolites,
Your future is in your thumbs!

God bless Edo State.
God bless Nigeria.

Oba ghato kpere ..........

This palace fine abeg.....

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post=92633112:
These wise words remind us of the Golden words from our Darling Daddy,
Daddy like no other
A man after God's heart.
Daddy of all sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.

The KING and the PRESIDENT : TWO GREAT MEN!

Walahi! sense is far from you

GboyegaD:
I think the issue is that generally as Nigerians, we all are the cause of the decay in the system.

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GboyegaD:
This is because we do not allow merit in most cases.

You are right. I have seen a lot of them, and I kept on wondering how they manage to get enlisted into the force. Even a blind man will see clearly that they are in no way qualified.

But here they are, even occupying some of the chiefest positions.

GboyegaD:
Until the police force is reformed, this madness wouldn't cease.

May his soul rest in peace.

Most of those recruited into the police force are brutish.

bolaayenimo:
Chicken change. I will pay the fine for him on the spot

Abeg you fit assist me, even if na 25% of the said amount

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jaggabban:
Nothing will stop obaseki from relocating to Biafra by September. He needs to become the governor of Abia or Anambra.

Flat headers over to you.

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post=92436069:
Edolites, Be Wise........

Protect the future of your unborn kinds and also their unborn kids.

They will pray for you in the future.

Vote wisely for a man or woman that will better your life we beg of you.

We outsiders can only look from afar and comment,
We can't vote!
Edolites,
Your future is in your thumbs!

God bless Edo State.
God bless Nigeria.

Oba ghato kpere ..........



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And Ondolites,
Below may be useful to you guys too.....


[s]Ondolites.......

Arakunrin is the man for the job.[/s]

Secure the future of your kids please.

God bless Ondo Edo State.

God bless Nigeria.



End of thread!
Many many 'dead politicians can testify to that!

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uvie66:
Guy..you better go and look for the cause of your impoverished life and stop taking your frustration out on innocent lizards.

My life isn't impoverished, neither am I frustrated. I posted that, just for the fun of it.

pocohantas:
That is not food biko. Attached is food...

If you are my guy, you won’t kiss me with that mouth you used to eat a (premature) reptile. Nonsense!

How much for a plate? Lol

DICKstractor:
This is not reaching Frontpage my friend. Bbnaija owns front page
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Modified :Finally, it made it to the promise land. Nairaland keep disappointing.
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Every nairalander Don turn hunter. They kill for the fun of it so as to grace Frontpage after eating irritating animals

Nairaland disappoints big time. I purposely did this to see if I could grace the front page and it did.

Lawdis:
If you need more just go to Atani in Ogbaru L.G.A of Anambra state and you will see them boqu boqu in larger size

Thanks I don't need it

Food is ready.


Modified:
So finally, the post made it to the front page. But come to think of it, why do such post make it to the front page?
I posted this just for fun and to see if it will make front page - and it did. My stomach nearly burst open, with laughter. Nairalanders will not kill me.

Well I did not eat it.

Food is ready. I just Caught this monitor Lizard in a bush close to my house. Well I have never had a taste of it and doing so might not be bad.

In future, the news emanating from Anambra State will be like: " Tricycle popularly known as Keke na pep have been banned in the three major cities in Anambra State. This is as a result of the traffic gird lock they posed and to enable free flow of traffic. In addition, it will make these Cities look like what is obtainable in a mordern city setting..... ...."

visita:
Please state the brand and model

Pop 2f

chuksvoice:
By shutdown do you mean trips off? Or it will show 'shutting down' then go off?

trips off

Pls what could be wrong with my phone. The phone will shut down by itself while I am making use of it, even when the battery is as high as over 80 percent. When powered again, the battery level will drop drastically.
But if the phone is left idle, or if been charged while making use of it, the phone will not shut down by it self.

History555:
Tell them. Osun igr is greater than the entire south east. Oya osun pay salary for where, pay pension i die.

Lol. I had to login just to like your comment. What you said is nothing but the truth.

And one would wonder if the Police, Road Safety and the V.I.O have all gone into extinction. You will never see them when they are needed the most. Just a little sum of #100 will make them turn a blind eye to that.

As for the passengers, their nonchalant attitude makes them board such a vehicle and when the unthinkable happens, they will blame the devil. The devil has suffered for so many crime he never instigated

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post=90295694:
The looting party even looted #800 MILLION NAIRA of mobilisation money with no SINGLE project done!

And the evil, looting and criminal party wasted over 2 BILLION just to defeat PMB in the presidential election back in 2015.

We will continue to hit the bitter truth on the empty brains of the enemies of the country.
The children of hate, frustration and perdition with very short memories like that of chickens


For all those that have forgotten how the money meant for ammunition for our soldiers was looted, here you have it....

Kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with me that what happened recently on was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do. 
There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS? 
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M 
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening.
Thank God we are going out of it gradually for now and we know better days are ahead.

May all the thieving politicians that looted our darling nation treasury never end well in life , along with those that wanted them back in power to continues from where they stopped.
Annoying swines dem ..
Small thieves crying and hating the man who tool the key of the treasury from them.
Criminals that are not ready to work legitimately and make legit money, they have ben used to corrupt money..
Lazy Barawos everywhere.

PMB won't be the president by now if our country was going in the right direction in 2015, and you are castigating us for changing the looting and STEALING going on?
We never voted for our now darling Daddy prior 2015, Not at all!
Your hero even told us to our face that STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION?!


We can never move forward in life if you don't look back to know where the problem came from.
If we don't focus on the past, we are then liable to make the same mistakes.
"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it." (George Santayana) .

Nuff said!
We Rise!!

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Over there, their official language is Hausa. Any one visiting there for the first time, will think it is a Hausa community.

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post=90180664:
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These are citizens that cherish themselves to the fullest.
They cherish every lives.

But in our darling country, some stupid dumb heads will first check the name of the person that died to confirm if he is from their region before they can know if to protest the police brutality or not.
Religion and ethnic bigots have taken over our land!

But see blacks and white coming together to fight for a just cause (A black man was killed by a white policeman) and you see that the numbers of white People fighting for justice almost outnumbered the back folks!
That even THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA has no choice but to tell the FBI to make sure they act IMMEDIATELY on the investigation to this sad and emotional case.

One day, we will get there as a nation.
Maybe after some evil terrible things take out all the tribalistic idiots and animals from our darling nation.

....Baba 70 lives on......


* Singing *

La la la la

My people self they fear too much
We fear for the thing we no see
We fear for the air around us
We fear to fight for freedom
We fear to fight for liberty
We fear to fight for justice
We fear to fight for happiness
We always get reason to fear:
We no wan die
We no wan wound
We no wan quench
We no wan go
I get one child
Mama dey for house
Papa dey for house
I wan build house
I don build house
I no want quench
I want enjoy
I no wan go
Ah!
So policeman go slap your face
You no go talk
Army man go whip your yansh
You go they look like donkey
Rhodesia they do them own
Our leaders they yab for nothing
South Africa they do them own

Gbamsolutely!

We support the protest, but we say NO TO STEALING and LOOTING.


Lol
Oga Collins, U dey whine us ni?!
Our song bawo ?!

Baba 70 belongs to everybody abeg, just like our Darling Daddy .

Baba 70 says 'Carry go' from yonder......
As it is written BOLDLY on our wall @ [color=#006600][/color] : Water no get ENEMY

Cc : Ihammer
This is how you riot.
Not sitting at home and typing #EndSARS.
Lazy Nigerian youths. Violent protests get quick and better result.......Ihammer says so!

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Things are getting out of hand. Or is this riot some how connected to the upcoming election.

martineverest:
northerners don't travel outside for greener pastures..they are very patriotic

Should they, their incompetence will be exposed