₦airaland Forum

All if them are irressistibly Bleep-able

2 years for ND. 1 year for I.T and 2 years for HND. For those of us who didn't know about your previous post,how did you spend 9 years in the Polytechnic?

Yes, they threatene and embarrass their customers,but that would not have happened if you had not taken loan from them.

He behaved in a madder way than the mad

Garrization

Northern leaders are aware that their subjects are irredeemably ignorant,so they present a donkey and call it a horse.

That Pete Davidson looks like a meth addict

This statement by the COAS has clearly shown that Nigerian Army has been playing LUDO with bandits and terrorists. Furthermore,it shows that Nigerian Army will not do anything about it.
The anomalous verb 'will' says a lot.

Go to a reputable pharmacy. Buy Ketaconazole 200mg tablet or capsule,Savlon disinfectant and Ketaconazole cream. Let her use one tablet/capsule per day. She pours Savlon into he bathing water and applies Ketaconazole cream on the affected parts. You will see remarkable difference within 2 weeks. Come back and thank me later

I do not subscribe to this. As a married man,I know that a lot of sensitive,married men like myself allow our women to heal from the pain and stress of childbirth before we make sexual advances towards them. In fact,we give them about 5/6months to heal before we seduce them. Perhaps a year.
If however you feel this way,how come women complain that their husbands bleep outside because they have just given birth to a baby?
Is it really true that women don't respond to sexual advances immediately after child-birth?
Truly, child-birth is stressful and painful, but it is common knowledge that women forget what they went through at child-birth few weeks after bearing a child. Consequently, some of them want sex weeks after child-birth because their body is wet and ready for hot sex. It is the smell of breast-milk that put off many from doing the needful.
Unless a woman delivers through Ceasarean Section or her vagina was cut due to the size of the baby,she is ready for sex 4 weeks after child-birth
Na from the back i dey do am.

A friend helps; friends implicate.

I love the simplicity of the marriage ceremony.
In Nigeria, you will be made to spend your entire savings on marriage with a woman who could/would become a Delilah later.

Initially,Gumi was a self-appointed negotiator,now he's federal government-appointed.

The NPF denied knowledge of the invasion;the DSS also denied participation in the invasion,but the main culprit is purported to be a security consultant to you. And you are saying personal agenda.
Ori é buru

You are a wise woman Annie. A very wise woman.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Forced smile

The niggar tried....but as a real niggarrr I know that biafra is a goal and dream that can't be realised and actualized

The force holding Nigeria together is not the one nnamdi kanu can break or even igboho

Damn nigarr, you are right.
But separation is imminent.
Even the guys at the other end knows. That's why they are trying to find oil by all means on their side.
However, the separation will happen in a mild way. No war,no violence.
At that time,the regions will have known that the way is the separate way.
Respect nigarr

An 11 years old thrashed a 26 years old. Wonderful. My pikins must learn this thing.

FreelanceRebel:
Iyammiri should be careful of Mkpulummiri
That stuff is dangerous

It's seems like every part of the country is ravaged by substance abuse.
North East and West are full of joint rollers
South South, there own is rum 247

I support you man. The entire North that is Islamic and intolerant of drug use is full of addicts in form of bandits and terrorists while the South is full of addicts in form of touts and omo-onile. Avoid drug and live a meaningful life

I hope the extension is not a federal plot to rig the election. INEC will boast to the world that they are ready and that all their equipment are in perfect order. On election day, if they don't have technical issue,they will have system failure. At the end of the day, election will be declared inconclusive. All under this administration

In my church you are encouraged to belong to a department to help in the work of God, but it is not by force. No one looks down on you just because you decide to be a bench warmer. And i have never heard that you are looked down on by simply avoiding a department.
What's the name of your church?

In my church you are encouraged to belong to a department to help in the work of God, but it is not by force. No one looks down on you just because you decide to be a bench warmer. And i have never heard that you are looked down on by simply avoiding a department.
What's the of your church?

A victory song evokes joy, smile and and jumping up. The video shows people stamping their feet on the ground with joy and smile absolutely absent.
Well, it's whatever you call it

In your own perspective,do you think what you did was right? If you have watched the video yourself, would you commend or condemn yourself? Ok,if your daughter does this,will you be happy? Your father has been spending money on you since you were born but you let him lose money in this harsh economy. Would he have lost that contract if you had not done that? Ask yourself these questions and judge yourself.
Some things are good if they are not done in the public while some things are are not good until done in the public.
Judge yourself baby girl but don't kill yourself.

QUESTION:
When you were unable to repay on time, did you contact them?
EXPERIENCE:
I have got two of such message too about friends who didn't pay back on time. One is even very recent. They said my number was provided as emergency contact. I didn't know the first person but i know the second person. As for the first person,i simply sent a whatsapp message asking their legal team if they called me to ascertain maybe their customer knew in the first place. I asked if they see me in person while processing the loan. I asked if I was physically present or if I signed ahy guarantor form. I strictly told them to stop sending such message to me or i will take legal action against them. They stopped.
As for the second person,I told her to go and do the necessary.
ADVICE:
Go and pay what you owed. If they continue with the threatening message,blast them.

Oluwo is fond of undermining the deities,but the same deities prevented the structure from collapsing when he was there. He should go and offer sacrifices to the gods.

Babe, you are who you are because you married Alaafin. When you decided to go out of the palace, you went back to who you were. Now that your account balance is zero and you are borrowing money from people to survive, you realized you have done yourself by yourself. Sapa don catch am.
Alaafin will not take you back in Jesus name

Mr Smith, behave like a smart guy for once. This Jada is now looking old and unattractive. You look younger every year and many babes are searching for someone like you. Do the needful with that old girl and move on.

Lagos is not a state where anybody should erect more than a two-storey building. The land is not strong enough to hold such structure. It's a soft, riverine ground

Mother Africa... please do not sleep.

This is not how social intervention works. You create a working economy whereby everyone thrives in his /her business endeavour. If the economy is working perfectly,no one needs a hands-out. Why not give them this before now? I see this move as a subtle means of vote-buying.

In the face of un-ending and unbearable hardship cum austerity foisted on us by our leaders,Nigerians have learnt and mastered survival instinct. Nat Geo Wild should do documentary about us.

Girls are no more decent,so the toasting no dey for them again. Na roasting style dey