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Business › Re: Nigeria Ranked 12th Poorest Country By GDP Per Capita In 2025 by cucumbar: 4:36pm On Jun 26, 2025
Racoon:
https://www.thecable.ng/report-nigeria-ranked-12th-poorest-country-by-gdp-per-capita-in-2025/
nigeria should be 1st or 2nd poorest!

12th ke?

Well o well, it has to be 40 before it makes sense.
Politics › Re: Wike Ought To Be Celebrated On A Daily Basis For FCT Transformation - Akpabio by cucumbar: 5:42am On Jun 26, 2025
Lifestylecom:
Wike Ought To Be Celebrated On A Daily Basis For FCT Transformation - Akpabio
Fullish people, Fullish talk.
Why should we celebrate someone for doing exactly what he was employed to do?
Politics › Re: Demolish Property: Records Say That Peter Obi's "Brother" Isn't The Owner by cucumbar: 1:11am On Jun 26, 2025
SoftSport:
Peter Obi got it wrong, his brother’s house was removed because of a court case, not because of politics.
Just the way they have been removing houses of igbos that did not vote for this government abi ?
Politics › Re: No Politician Will Keep Quiet When A Coalition Is Trying To Unseat Him - Tinubu by cucumbar: 10:18pm On Jun 25, 2025
fergie001:
President Tinubu on a working visit to Gov Sule in Lafia, Nasarawa State
the criminal is becoming scared. 😁😁

Nobody sat him in the first place.

He grabbed snatched and ran with it, so he must return what he ran away with to the rightful owner.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by cucumbar: 3:15am On Jun 25, 2025
BENEAMATA:
When hate and tribalism causes you to fail an important examination.
Now speaking hypotheticaly -
I stay in Lagos
I graduated from LASU 10 years ago
Now I have a young guy as a neighbour in bariga area who currently studies at LASU, my alma mater.
Now apply my scenario to what the president said about the Belarusian . But we believe many of these people are irredeemable slow . You will all be alright .
School mate must have attended the same school with you at the same time.

It is often used interchangeably with class mate.

Don’t be Silly, this man. Is that how you’ve been teaching your children? 😁

Respect your old age o.

Una go explain tire.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: 'How can a man born in 1966 be your classmate at CSU in 1979' - Paul Ibe by cucumbar: 3:06am On Jun 25, 2025
spiSeyi:
13 yrs old dey enter uni for America go and check it out and besides that man can't be 13 yrs in 1979 maybe 18-20+ undecided
person wey dem born 1966 was 13 years in 1979.

Olo.do na I’m you be. I’m not surprised

Una go explain taya
Travel › Re: Life Abroad With $5,000 ‘Beats’ N30m In Nigeria, Claims Tiktoker by cucumbar: 10:21pm On Jun 23, 2025
Shawarmagirl:
I was naive until I left Nigeria in 2023 then my eyes open and I found out Nigeria is a messed country. Each time you see me vow that my children will never witness Nigeria, I meant it with my life. I will rather be a slave here than be in Nigeria. It's past 8pm and everywhere is still bright like 5pm compared to Nigeria.
what of when everywhere Dey dark by 4pm ?

Dey whine yourself
Politics › Re: Tinubu Hands Over As ECOWAS Chair, Sierra Leone’s Bio Takes Over by cucumbar: 10:20pm On Jun 22, 2025
aminauiade:
https://www.channelstv.com/2025/06/22/breaking-tinubu-hands-over-as-ecowas-chair-sierra-leones-bio-takes-over/
Good… his tenure was characterized by chaos and corruption. Nothing good can come out of that man.

See how Nigeria be nau .
Politics › Re: My Decision To Join APC In Best Interest Of Akwa Ibom State - Gov Eno (video) by cucumbar: 10:06pm On Jun 22, 2025
Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET_PXbwelMU

In his address, Eno said the decision to join the APC was in the best interest of Akwa Ibom State, explaining that the move aligns with his commitment to support President Tinubu’s economic and infrastructure reforms.

“My progressive state movement is predicated on enlightened state interest—to support Mr President and finish the bold and audacious economic reforms he has started,” Eno stated.

He added that joining the APC would enhance the state’s development goals, including the long-delayed Deep Sea Port project, which he said has been on the drawing board for three decades.
It’s in your best interest, yours and yours alone .

Nobody send you message.
Politics › Re: ‘Use Cattle Or Die’ – Lakurawa Warns Kebbi Farmers Against Modern Equipment by cucumbar: 9:18pm On Jun 21, 2025
Faber:
Omo see ultimatum, Nigeria is long gone to these terrorists...

I thought Tinubu would have dealt with them, but seems there's something Tinubu is not telling us, are these guys Shettima boys, why is he hell bent on replacing Shettima as his running mate
That was the deal he made with the power brokers from the north before they could allow him rule.

Can’t you see he is approving RUGA everywhere?

The deal is that he should ‘Throwey face’
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Launches Major Missile Barrage On Israeli Cities by cucumbar: 9:23pm On Jun 20, 2025
MasterTeeUSA:
Iran is a large country...Missiles will be everywhere. How many bombs will Israel use to destroy all the launchers? Mind you, Hezbollah has not been activated yet and the Yemen folks. North Korea and Russia are also waiting in case Iran needs them and US joins the fray. I am sure that is what Putin told US. If you join, we will support Iran as well.

When you have Netanyahu as PM, hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Then again, US will just allow all Israelis to relocate to the US. ICE dare not go into Jewish neighborhood to deport an Israeli. Iran is yet to use their most devastating weapon...

A country that was under embargo, under siege...and still surviving you choose to attack...I want to see Israel kill Supreme Leader of Iran, a direct descendant of ...all Hell will break loose. Even Saudi will not be able to stop a revolt. Even Trump knows that.

It is widely believed, within religious and genealogical traditions, that Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Sayyed Ali Khamenei, is a direct descendant of the Islamic Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him).
Them go kill kameni and nothing go happen , 😁
Politics › Re: Gov Uba Names Kaduna Specialist Hospital After Tinubu, Seeks Support For Cancer by cucumbar: 10:30am On Jun 20, 2025
TimeManager:
https://www.arise.tv/uba-sani-names-kaduna-specialist-hospital-after-tinubu-seeks-support-for-cancer-centre/
At this rate, dem go change every building in Nigeria to Tinubu’s name.

The name no even sweet.

What sort of rubbish is this?

Hope another government can undo this trash 😡
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s Nuclear Scientists Reportedly Killed Simultaneously Using Special Weapon by cucumbar: 9:27am On Jun 20, 2025
allison3154:
The only prophet we had in this nation once mentioned this Iran vs Israel war.

May your soul rest in peace sir.
TB
which Yeye prophet ?

Who didn’t know that Iran and Israel were going to clash at some point?

Any observer of international politics will know this.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Imported Crude Worth ₦1.19 Trillion In Q1 2025 by cucumbar: 7:46am On Jun 20, 2025
DrMB:
Despite being Africa’s top oil producer, Nigeria spent over ₦1.19tn importing crude oil in just 3 months.
Import or export 😮?

This is the first time I’ll be hearing that Nigeria imports crude oil o.

OP , please correct your topic.

This country sef!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Moves To End Benue Killings, Orders Peace Committee And Ranch Project by cucumbar: 8:42am On Jun 19, 2025
Editorialtimes:
Tinubu Moves To End Benue Killings, Orders Peace Committee And Ranch Project


Source: The Bureau Newspaper
Who tell these people say na because of cow dem Dey kill people for benue ? 🤔
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fani-Kayode To Trump: Allow Israel Fight Its Battle, Don’t Start World War III by cucumbar: 7:24am On Jun 18, 2025
Romance › Re: Single Men, What Is The Most Ridiculous Excuse A Lady Gave For Not Marrying You? by cucumbar: 6:43pm On Jun 16, 2025
Ade1177:
I hope I get a good response smiley smiley smiley smiley

I have been with just 1 girl for the past 5yrs

I have tried everything to get her to want to settle down
But she has been so focused on work

I am happy because she's a good woman and supports finances too

But she keeps saying she has to have a certain amount of money before she can get married or get pregnant

She's too career oriented and thinks about finances alot

Sometimes it feels like I am a very lucky man to have a lady that's not putting all her responsibilities on me

But at the same time I really want to start a family already

But she's not even thinking towards that direction anytime soon

Advice needed to help convince her or what should I do?
She know say you no get money. She fit still dump you. Woman Dey hardly marry who dem get money pass.
Romance › Re: Single Men, What Is The Most Ridiculous Excuse A Lady Gave For Not Marrying You? by cucumbar: 5:32pm On Jun 16, 2025
Letmecum:
I was really broke back then she wasn't taking me serious until things started changing for good after some years then she started giving me attention I don't need her anymore because I'm very busy now. Because she's an old evening news paper now not my type of woman anymore.
You only wanted to cum. She no letyoucum.

You don’t sound like a serious fellow .
Politics › Re: FG Set To Acquire 12 Viper Helicopters From US To Boost NAF’s Combat Capability by cucumbar: 12:38pm On Jun 16, 2025
Putindbutt:
https://thenationonlineng.net/fg-set-to-acquire-12-viper-helicopters-from-us-to-boost-nafs-combat-capability/
You will think they want to use it to kill terrorists. No. They want to use it to kill innocent citizens going after terrorists!
Business › Re: Eroded Naira: ₦‎100 In 1960 Now Worth ₦‎1.1 Million In 2025 by cucumbar: 10:29am On Jun 16, 2025
SoftSport:
It’s sad how N100 is now worth very little, but I like how president Tinubu is trying with new ideas like the floating exchange rate to help Nigeria get better. We are getting there.
you are not getting anywhere with TIfnubu .
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills IRGC intelligence Chief & Deputy, Mohammad Kazemi & Hassan Mohaqiq by cucumbar: 9:42am On Jun 16, 2025
Streetog34665:
Isreal mosad were only able to do this by cowardly building drone factories in Iran and disabling air defenses system and caught Iran off guard, they should do more now make we see. USA can’t say Iran this time around
Did you call that cowardly ? WTF?

What part of the planet are you from?
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Tinubu Orders Decisive Action, Tasks Alia On Reconciliation by cucumbar: 9:30am On Jun 16, 2025
helinues:
Reconciliation.

Oya, whenever I said the Benue attacks are reprisal attack, some people used to argue blindly

Please what's the meaning of reconciliation?
Na your fellow slowwwpoke Dey talk of reconciliation.

Na the same wrapper Una tie .
Politics › Re: Benue Killings: Tinubu Orders Decisive Action, Tasks Alia On Reconciliation by cucumbar: 9:28am On Jun 16, 2025
Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/benue-killings-tinubu-orders-decisive-action-tasks-alia-on-reconciliation/
reconcilliation with who?


I thought they said it was foreign terrorists that have been raining havoc in benue .

You can all see that this government is not ready to tackle terrorism.

After all, Wike said you are too plenty.
Politics › Re: $84 Billion Saved From Petrol Subsidy, Now Financing 40 Key Roads by cucumbar: 7:28pm On Jun 14, 2025
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aftermath Strikes: Ramat Gan Targeted In Iranian Response (pics) by cucumbar: 2:21pm On Jun 14, 2025
Hushpuppy20:
They have given Iran last warning ⚠️, that if they trow one more missile the whole if Iran will burn 🔥 and if Isreal can talk like this it is not an empty threat, which means all their family around the 🌎 world and supporters here will shout and cry more.
where you hear am 😁

Last warning ko, first warning ni.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aftermath Strikes: Ramat Gan Targeted In Iranian Response (pics) by cucumbar: 2:07pm On Jun 14, 2025
viodemus:
This thing is getting deeper.

China, turkey, russia, are plotting on how to restock I-ran's weapons. I don't think USA, china, and russia will go to war, but they will show off big time in the region..



The great state of Israel needs to build some outpost of weapons cache, and weapons manufacturing in Igbo land.



on the real, what does iran really want?
Israel have been avoiding direct confrontation with iran for the longest. We all witnessed how Iran got mad at Israel last year, because israel mossad dealt with terrorists in Iran. We witnessed over 200 missle strikes on Israel, then another one, .. only a fool will wait for the third one. So, sir did preemptive strikes.


As it is now sha, china is about to secretly get in. They want America and Israel to be bogged down in the middle east. Too many chinese ships and submarines have been going around iran in the last few days. Right now, the chinese are being shamed as not dependable friends, which might get to them.


May God continue to bless the great state of Israel. The road ahead will be tough. Iran and her fake allies have decided to help, especially turkey.
You Dey there when China Russia and turkey Dey meet abi?

Lies full Una mouth like small children.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aftermath Strikes: Ramat Gan Targeted In Iranian Response (pics) by cucumbar: 1:50pm On Jun 14, 2025
BodePolScience:
I think it's the religion. The religion forbids Iran from possessing nukes. Islamic law prohibit environmental damage, destruction of agriculture, earth and generation and there's also this strong belief that the innocent ought not to suffer with the guilty and nuke doesn't differentiate between the innocent and guilty. Stockpiling and usage of nukes (weapon grade) is purely haram in Iran.

Iran could have easily developed their nukes since the 1979 revolution given the brains or human resources and mass uranium deposit of the country but religion has a way of interfering with logical reasoning. At least, Iran could have developed it for deterrence sake.
😁 which religion??

But the same religion permits them to own ballistic missiles and sponsor terrorists.

How some of Una Dey think sef ?

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