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PoliticsRe: Federal Government To Rebase Gross Domestic Product (GDP) By 2025 by cucumbar: 7:37pm On Nov 17, 2024
Bede2u:
The informal sector is not unproductive. A farmer for instance is within the informal sector but some of his products may end up in UK, as a meal to a Nigerian family in UK and earns the country forex.
A plumber helping me build my house is in the informal sector but I still send money in dollars when I want to pay him.
Nigeria's economy is worth much more than Wikipedia shows bro
be writing rubbish there. You know pass Wikipedia abi?

Ode!
PoliticsRe: Wike Receives Indian PM Narendra Modi At Abuja Airport by cucumbar: 9:50pm On Nov 16, 2024
Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/wike-receives-indian-prime-minister-narendra-modi-in-abuja-airport/
Apc go use this one lie say he being 2 trillion dollar’s investment, meanwhile, he came to see how he can game the system since it is free for all with the criminals at the helm of affairs.
CrimeRe: Oil Seller Gunned Down By Unknown Gunmen In Benin City (Photos) by cucumbar: 1:41pm On Nov 15, 2024
Rapmoney:
https://www.facebook.com/glory.gold.399041/videos/931759388766653/?app=fbl
The man that publicly promised to bring insecurity to edo is now in charge of. Unknown gunmen have resumed duty in edo.

They resumed early.
TravelRe: Elon Musk Says New York City To Shanghai In 40 Minutes Is 'now Possible' by cucumbar: 9:42am On Nov 14, 2024
Nonexisting:
Ladies Gentlemen and gentlemen, brace up for a new world order. I hope it's not of the devil though because whenever it looks too good, something in me always tell me to be more careful.
They are of the devil…. Demonic inspiration, witchcraft.

Your thinking towards that direction shows it is .
PoliticsRe: Nobody Dares Tinubu And Win - Nuhu Ribadu Warns New Terriorist Group Lakurawa by cucumbar: 7:49am On Nov 14, 2024
LegendHero:
Lakurawa terrorists came at the wrong time.

We will crush them all!
Crushers…..As Una don crush bokoharam and bandits.

Idiots
PoliticsRe: FG Names ICT Block After Tinubu's Late Mum by cucumbar: 8:38am On Nov 13, 2024
InfoGuru118:
https://news360ng.com/fg-names-ict-block-after-tinubus-mum/
😁😁 that wicked man get mama ?

Since when ?

It must be his Guinean mom.

A Nigerian cannot give birth to a wicked sombory like that .
PoliticsRe: IMF: Property Taxes Can Help Nigeria, Others Develop by cucumbar: 8:35am On Nov 13, 2024
malali:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/11/13/imf-property-taxes-can-help-nigeria-others-develop/
This idiots have come again.

Later they will deny they didn’t ask T-pain to inflict property tax on the masses.

All the other taxes they have been collecting, nothing to show for it.

Na property tax wan get two heads?

Trust these animals in government to implement it, so that they can access more loans from this satanic organization.
FamilyRe: Gen-Z Mother Of Twins Breaks Down In Tears As She Grows Tired Of Motherhood by cucumbar: 9:46pm On Nov 12, 2024
Gistmedia10:
In a viral video, a young mother of twins is seen breaking down in tears, visibly overwhelmed by the pressures of motherhood. With her face tear-streaked, she expressed her frustration, saying, “They are still crying!” Her distress intensified as she explained that her partner was not at home, and her own mother, who had helped her initially, had left after staying for weeks. Now left alone to care for her newborn twins and an older child, the young mother admitted, “I’m too young for this.” shocked

The background of the video echoed with the cries of her children, further reflecting her emotional and physical exhaustion. Many netizens shared their thoughts on her situation. One netizen asked, “She’s too young to be a mother? So, when is she going to be ripe to be a mother? See her mouth like Lasisi’s own!” Others, however, showed empathy, with one user writing, “Sorry, sis. The Lord is your strength.” Another added, “Tell your man no worry us abeg, problems of Nigeria alone the hold all of us for neck.” cheesy

The video has sparked discussions on the challenges young mothers face, with many sending messages of support and encouragement, hoping she finds the strength to persevere.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCQWGtTPdNU
See her eyes with long lashes.

Ashewo still Dey this one eyes.

They better retrieve those kids from her before she kills them.
PoliticsRe: Gov Okpebholo Names Barr Musa Ikhilor SSG, Samson Osagie State Attorney-general by cucumbar: 6:49pm On Nov 12, 2024
aguele:
https://leadership.ng/just-in-gov-okpebholo-appoints-ssg-as-osagie-oshiomholes-son-get-cabinet-posts/
No wonder that ugly dwarf was running around as if he was the winner of the election.

Useless people meant for the hottest part of hell fire .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s FX Reserves Hit $40.08bn, First Time Since 2022 by cucumbar: 6:44pm On Nov 12, 2024
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerias-fx-reserves-hit-40-08bn-first-time-since-2022/
Lies upon lies… Anybody wey believe these people is on a long thing o.
RomanceRe: "What My Friend Learned From A Heartbreaking Experience: A Wake-up Call For Many by cucumbar: 1:40pm On Nov 12, 2024
Veetee:
These days I have been wondering how the dating pool has gone from bad to worse.

I would make this story brief. A friend of mine though married was trying to get a side chic for himself.
He met a girl on instagram and they have been chatting for sometime. He shuttles between canada and nigeria, since his family lives abroad.
We both had a man to man discussion where he talked about getting tired of doing runs girls that you would have to pay money to nack

The girl is a student of unical. So while he was in canada they both got talking, doing video call and the rest.
Once in a while he sends her money, 250k, 100k from time to time.

Then he said he noticed something, the girl travelled to zanzibar in Tanzania on a pleasure and vacation trip. He said during that period she doesnt respond to calls and text messages. he was wondering how a student could afford such an experience trip out of the country. In my mind I was like these young yahoo boys must have sponsored such trips.

After he returned from canada to nigeria, back to his base in lagos. they got talking and he asked her to visit him in lagos from calabar

He sent her 320k for her flight ticket. she requested for some other money which he sent 100k.

Omo after she got the money she didnt book the ticket because according to her the network was bad and she doesnt want it to het stuck.

They started going back and forth of this booking issue. my friend got frustrated along the way , that was when i got to know about the story.

sometimes he would call she wont respond, claiming she is in class. At the end my friend asked her to return the money to his travel agent
somehow she found that suggestion annoying. She angrily told him to send his own account so she can refund that she is no longer interested in seeing me.

My own conclusion in this story is if you are dating a beautiful girl in nigeria, you have a lot to do. The competition is very fierce.

These young yahoo boys at the moment have so much money to lavish on these ladies. If you are a young man doing legit hussle, my advice for you is just focus on your hustle.
how do you mean?
I don’t understand? Girls wey full everywhere ?
Yahoo boys can’t possibly carry all of them.

There are more than enough to go round . Na you go taya .

This write up doesn’t make sense jor.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Pump Price May Drop As Dangote, Marketers Sign Deal by cucumbar: 1:31pm On Nov 12, 2024
Fareke:
https://punchng.com/petrol-pump-price-may-drop-as-dangote-marketers-sign-deal/
when the article don long like this, na lies full am.

When they say it will drop, prepare for an increase in price.

Nothing good, I mean NOTHING good can come out of this APC government.

Liars from the pit of hell.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Can't Solve Hardship With Solutions As Instant As Coffee — Akume by cucumbar: 1:28pm On Nov 12, 2024
treesun:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/11/12/i-cant-solve-hardship-solutions-instant-coffee-tinubu-tells-nigerians
but they can buy yatch for themselves with public funds as instant as coffee.

They can renovate shetima house and build a new one with public funds as instant as coffee.

They can buy private jet for TIfnubu and Shitman as instant as coffee .

They can increase house of assembly members and judges salaries in millions as instant as coffee.

God has prepared the hottest place in hell for leaders of Nigeria .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Gross External Reserves add $244m in seven days to cross $40bn by cucumbar: 1:20pm On Nov 12, 2024
justtoodark:
go compare exchange rates between developin countries....

incase you dont know naira is still stronger than most asian currencies....
your problem is you dont produce you only consume....

wetin i wan explain to a stubborn ibo sef....your way of economy is only good for local areas and not for a nation of over 200million people....
see how you Dey run round this thread like a headless fowl, trying to prove useless point from your smelly anus?

You Dey craze. That’s the only response I have for you, cos , really , you are mad!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Gross External Reserves add $244m in seven days to cross $40bn by cucumbar: 10:42am On Nov 12, 2024
Pbatmedia:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/tribuneonlineng.com/nigerias-gross-external-reserves-add-244m-in-seven-days-to-cross-40bn/amp/
Anybody wey believe this liars don enter one chance .

If reserve Dey increase, e go Dey show for exchange rate.

Reserve wey dem don empty tey tey ?

No Atom of truth inside that their dirty mouth.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Oil Export Earnings Drop, Output Deficit Hits 308,000BPD by cucumbar: 7:25am On Nov 12, 2024
NwaNimo1:
Nigeria’s Oil Export Earnings Drop to $12.1bn, Output Deficit Hits 308,000 bpd in Q2


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/11/12/nigerias-oil-export-earnings-drop-to-12-1bn-output-deficit-hits-308000-bpd-in-q2/
Them don steal oil e don finish for ground, that’s why they have started stealing land in Lagos and Abuja, even Ibadan.

Anybody that thinks that this country go better is on a long thing.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Zlatan Ibile Shutdown Pastor Tobi Adeboyega Birthday Party(pic,video) by cucumbar: 12:44am On Nov 12, 2024
Adetona28:
Davido And Zlatan Ibile Shutdown Pastor Tobi Adeboyega Birthday Party In London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJwUYmXilwU
How Davido and zlatan go attend pastor birthday?

What happened to do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers?

These pastors, na them go dey front row for hell sha .
PoliticsRe: MBF To Tinubu: Rethink Subsidy Removal, Naira Devaluation by cucumbar: 12:40am On Nov 12, 2024
twosquare:
Sorry, but the country was at the precipe of collapse. Also, saying doing CNG first before subsidy removal will take time and not be able to salvage the situation. And we know how Nigerians behave. Even now how many have embraced it with all kinds of non-provable theories.
Mumu … so the country has been prevented from collapsing by removing subsidy abi ?

How will you describe the state of the country at the moment?

I know you will say rubbish, because you Dey craze .
CareerRe: Nigerians Earning Below N100k Monthly Rise By 42% – PiggyVest Report by cucumbar: 4:28pm On Nov 09, 2024
Georgry:
Investment doesn't thrive with this kind of draconian policy of the APC.
Don’t mind that idiot… they fail to realize that the government iis supposed to provide an enabling environment in for people to thrive.

Na inside this grid wey dey collapse every two days na Im person go thrive with ?
TravelRe: Canada Announces Cancellation Of Automatic 10-Year Multiple-Entry Visas by cucumbar: 11:51am On Nov 09, 2024
Chucks13:
No need to telling them let them be busy fighting Tinubu because their useless Lords lost election.

This is Canada hammer now by January Trump will use sledge hammer then their eyes will clear.
madness Dey worry you.

So it’s this same tinubu that has turned the country upside down in 1 year that you still expect to fix things abi?

At the moment, tinubu is the problem of this country.

Once again, you are mad!
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by cucumbar: 9:54pm On Nov 08, 2024
skydiver01:
Why waste time on scenarios that are not going to happen? Nigeria has been one country for 110 years! Best to spend time on more meaningful thoughts/actions such as how to fix the economy and restore our materially reduced position as the Giant of Africa wink
why are you deceiving yourself?

This country can never be fixed.

Does it look to you like they are fixing anything ?

The owners have the country where they want it to be, it is deliberate.

It’s best for everyone to go their way.

This is not a political thread, but i just thought I should point it out to you.
Foreign AffairsRe: France Furious Over Diplomats Detained In Jerusalem During State Visit by cucumbar: 8:28am On Nov 08, 2024
PoliticsRe: I'll Never Support Peter Obi Again For This Insult – LP Member, Doyin Okupe Vows by cucumbar: 8:12am On Nov 08, 2024
Thissystem:
https://dailypostngr.com/2024/11/no-regret-supporting-obi-but-wont-do-it-again-doyin-okupe/
How is that an insult ?

Maybe there’s somewhere in ogun that a bag of rice sells for less, that’s why he saw the question as an insult.

Useless man.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Build Massive 4,000 Megawatts Plants To End Power Cuts - Reuters by cucumbar: 7:47am On Nov 08, 2024
Tellmeastory:
Honestly, I'm beginning to wonder if we are in the same country as Lagos.

These guys are about to replicate the 4,000 megawatts we've been managing in the whole country for some years now.

Except that this extra 4,000 megawatts will be JUST FOR LAGOS.


This is a city reaching for the stars.



Nigeria's Lagos seeks investors for 4,000 MW gas-fired power plants


https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/nigerias-lagos-seeks-investors-4000-mw-gas-fired-power-plants-2024-11-07/
Lies…. We’ve been hearing these lies since 1960.
Not to talk of when APC is in power.

Government of we will , to , set to.
Foreign AffairsRe: Now That Trump Has Won, What Are Implications To FG And Nigeria? by cucumbar: 9:28pm On Nov 06, 2024
lionshare:
The FG must diversify its income sources due to expected declines in oil prices, driven by Trump's push for lower energy costs to curb inflation, which may boost U.S. oil production and create a global oversupply. Also, reduced global conflicts could stabilize inflation, benefiting emerging markets and attracting FPI & FDI to countries like Nigeria.
FDI how? Who wan come invest for this Una country?

FDI wey una never attract since ?
Foreign AffairsRe: Now That Trump Has Won, What Are Implications To FG And Nigeria? by cucumbar: 9:25pm On Nov 06, 2024
iwaeda:
Now that Trump has won, what are implications to FG and Nigeria?
Jagabandit is in trouble…. That’s the implication.

Trump is aware that he grabbed and ran away with it.

The hour has come !
PoliticsRe: Together We Will Foster Economic Cooperation’, Tinubu Congratulates Trump by cucumbar: 12:50pm On Nov 06, 2024
iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/11/together-we-will-foster-economic-cooperation-tinubu-congratulates-trump
😁😁😁😁😁😁 Clown …. Na your type dem Dey find?

Together ke? They are not interested in economic destruction o.

Trump go still tell you one word wey go put you in your place. That one kuku get bad mouth.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Service Ratio Drops From 97% To 65% by cucumbar: 11:56am On Nov 06, 2024
Pbatmedia:
https://von.gov.ng/nigerias-debt-service-ratio-drops-to-65/
Who believe Una, na I’m sabi.

Liars from the pit of hell.
PoliticsRe: You Voted A Criminal, Racist - Sam Omatseye Blasts Americans by cucumbar: 11:54am On Nov 06, 2024
madridguy:
Omatseye should go and take cold water. Let everyone vote whoever they want.

Majority of Americans want Trump same way majority of we bonafide Nigerians wanted Jagaban and voted for him.
No, majority did not want the criminal jagabandit.
That was why he lost massively in the Lagos he claimed to have built .

That’s why he’s going about destroying people’s property in anger.

He grabbed it a ran away, with the aid of INEC .

That’s why he’s so confused, doesn’t know what to do and has destroyed the economy.
BusinessRe: Inflation Forcing Hotels To Shut Down, Operators Lament by cucumbar: 4:30pm On Nov 05, 2024
Basiljoe:
30k for adults. Time is 12pm to 4:30pm. No alcoholic drinks.
thanx bro .
BusinessRe: Inflation Forcing Hotels To Shut Down, Operators Lament by cucumbar: 4:26pm On Nov 05, 2024
Okoroawusa:
Hotel close down?

Well, maybe not in Lagos. One just opened last weekend in my area. My friend is about to open his this coming December.
liar… you dirty agbadorian.

You don’t have any friend that is opening any hotel anywhere, Zombie

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