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Politics › Re: Crisis Brews In Benue APC Amid Governor Alia's Alleged Defection Plot by cucumbar: 1:32am On May 26, 2025
Burob:
Private citizen, living rent free indeed, even the present president general of Ohaneze NdIgbo worldwide an Ikwerre man will become the president of The Federal Republic of Nigeria before that Agulu political Fraudster.

Keep chasing a fallacy, I told u before the general election in 2023 that u were on a losing team with that Agulu wankster, he will never enter Aso Rock as president of The Federal Republic of Nigeria in your life time.
This guy comments Dey pain you, Walai!😁😁😁

I hope you will sleep well tonight.

Una no get sense, I swear!
Autos › Re: CLEANEST 2017 RX350 FSPORT 47.5M LAST!!! by cucumbar: 7:25pm On May 25, 2025
belej2:
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This thread was opened in 3019, you say na new arrival in 2025.

How?
Politics › Re: Lagos Tops World’s Fastest Growing Tech Cities In 2025 by cucumbar: 10:03am On May 25, 2025
Kemetian:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/05/lagos-tops-worlds-fastest-growing-tech-cities-in-the-world-2025-see-top-5/
Have they started classifying yahoo yahoo as tech?

That’s the only ground on which Lagos or any state in Nigeria can come into this class o.
Politics › Re: I Don't Need Their Endorsement, I Will Beat Them In Every Election- Tinubu (Vid) by cucumbar: 8:58pm On May 23, 2025
9jatriot:
He already won one free and fair election in 2023, so?
why dem off IREV abi BVAS?

Be deceiving yourself.
Politics › Re: 2027: Reno Omokri Endorses Tinubu, Says Nigeria Now More Secure by cucumbar: 7:03pm On May 23, 2025
Sharpsharp00123:
God bless u.


Let them keep hating whereas other Nigerians have moved on to greater things.

U can see how south south have moved on from hate n have now joined d progressives
😁😁😁 you be progressive?

Tell yourself the truth, are you progressing ?
Sports › Re: Karim Benzema Buys Brand New BMW With Half A Day's Pay by cucumbar: 7:12pm On May 22, 2025
Sharpsharp00123:
God bless u

What advice do u give a struggling guy in his early thirties ( struggling but with little business n a small car for Uber).....married ooo
So you are a struggling dirty uber driver and you are always here running your dirty fingers and mouth in support of who Dey destroy your life and future 🤭😁😀.

Wonders shall never end!

Well, a lot of you Tinubu supporters are Never-Do- Well and riff raffs .

You no fit make am for this life o.

Your life will be like Nigeria under TIfnubu.
Politics › Re: Ogun, Oyo Indigenes Top Criminal Suspects Arrested In Lagos – Attorney General by cucumbar: 9:00pm On May 21, 2025
Jokerman:
https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria/metro/ogun-oyo-indigenes-top-criminal-suspects-arrested-in-lagos-govt/
grin
later dem go say na igbos 😁

Una go Dey talk true small small without knowing.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Our Borders Are Porous, Some Insurgents Aren’t Nigerians - Akpabio by cucumbar: 8:58pm On May 21, 2025
Politics › Re: Source Foreign Students To Boost Revenue, Gbajabiamila Tells Varsities by cucumbar: 11:55am On May 21, 2025
Travel › Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by cucumbar: 12:25pm On May 20, 2025
shizzy7:
Hello, I’ve been following this page,
First international trip.
Timeline
16th of May - Submission
16th of May - Got notification that passport is ready for collection
20th of May - Picked passport, 3months visitors visa granted.

Thank you.
How you do am? In just 4 days?
Politics › Re: You Are Ruling According To Wishes Of Executive – El-Rufai Tells Judges by cucumbar: 11:42am On May 20, 2025
Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/05/20/you-are-ruling-according-to-wishes-of-executive-el-rufus-tells-judges/
when they skewed justice im favour of tulumbu , it was ok then when the going was good.

Na now you know say dem Dey dance to the caprices of the executive as e no favour you again .
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zakariya Sinwar, Another Brother Of Yahya Sinwar, Eliminated In Gaza(photos) by cucumbar: 9:04pm On May 18, 2025
wellmax:
Israel has been killing Hannah’s leaders since two years ago, yet every day you hear they killed a new leader.

If the Nigerian army announces death a Boko haram leader, what you will hear from Nairalanders is
Audio killing
Dem no dey finish?
How many leaders boko even get.


May God help you to believe in your own than in strangers
believe in your own when you know they are obviously lying? Dey play.

How many times did they kill shekwu? 😁😁
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Obi, Fayemi Exchange Pleasantries At The Vatican (Photos) by cucumbar: 7:58pm On May 18, 2025
merits:
The candidate of first and second position but one is claiming to be first to decieve is gullible followers.
Why dem off BVAS for only presidential election?

🤔

That should tell you who is deceiving who.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Jesus Always Associates With The Poor by cucumbar: 12:38pm On May 18, 2025
Kewtt:
He said Jesus hated poverty. Not the poor.

Please don't quote me, cos I won't respond.
Why did his comment generate so much controversy then?

When you post rubbish, you will tell people not to quote you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Jesus Always Associates With The Poor by cucumbar: 10:28am On May 18, 2025
Omooba77:
- Jesus was born in a manger, where animals were kept.

-On the day of his dedication, his parents could only afford doves, rather than lamb required by Moses.

- He commended the poor widow, for giving her mites

- He told people in Luke 9:56-62, that the son of man doesn't have where to lay his head.

-Though Jesus was rich, he became poor, so we can become rich.

2 Corinthians 8:9 For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that sthough he was rich, yet for your sake he became poor, so that you by his poverty might become rich.

-He never despised the poor.
Are you sure?

Our pastor, David Ibiyome said Jesus hated the poor, and never associated with them.

Are you a pastor?

Should we believe you or him?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Kills ‘200’ Burkina Faso Soldiers by cucumbar: 3:13pm On May 16, 2025
Cherrybae:
Citizens of Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 are not even pointing fingers to the West, UK or France.

But look at how Nigerians above pointing fingers and carrying the matter on their head like Gala.

Nigerians I hail thee
how do you know that? 🤔
Foreign Affairs › Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Kills ‘200’ Burkina Faso Soldiers by cucumbar: 1:47pm On May 16, 2025
Hector09:
This is not abt the west, its time to quit blaming this folks
its about what ? 🤔
Romance › Re: Maami Igbagbo: Adult Film Star Turns Born Again, Seeks Husband (Photos) by cucumbar: 3:03pm On May 15, 2025
GistMedia0:
Controversial Nigerian adult film actress popularly known as Maami Igbagbo has declared she has given her life to Christ and is now searching for a husband.

The adult entertainer made the announcement via a viral video, where she shared her story, stating that she's turned her back on her past and is ready to settle down with a God-fearing man. shocked

"I have found Christ. I no longer live the way I used to. I want to be a wife, a good mother, and serve God," she said.

Some netizens were quick to criticize her sudden transformation, with one commenter writing, "A hoe's final form is a religious woman. They know men are easily deceived by good characters." shocked

Others, however, defended her right to change and seek a better life. "You people should try and let people be. God is not a mechanic. Or how do you think repentant bandits, ex-arm robbers, repentant kidnappers etc will find a wife?" another user wrote.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orF5dEvRF30
And na cele of all churches she see go?

Cele prophets wey dey chop women raw?

She never repent yet.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Armed Forest Guards Initiative — A Move Yahaya Bello Championed In 2017 by cucumbar: 1:02pm On May 15, 2025
Naijafever1:
Tinubu Launches Armed Forest Guards Initiative— A Move Yahaya Bello Championed in 2017
Forest guards go use baton to guide forest filled with terrorist wey helicopter Dey supply mad weapons. 😁😁😁
Travel › Re: Lady Shares 5 Things She No Longer Does After Moving From The US To Nigeria(pix) by cucumbar: 8:54am On May 15, 2025
PigTormentor:
There are many advantages with living in Nigeria.
I'm just at peace when I'm home.
I feel complete, peaceful and wholesome. Nothing like being back home for me.
back home from where?

Better People Dey talk this agba_do_rian wey never enter plane Dey put mouth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Leo XIV May Face A Six-figure Tax Bill For His $33,000-a-month Paycheck by cucumbar: 5:59pm On May 14, 2025
Truths9ja:
Wow the new Pope is cashing out big here. The richest Christian cleric in Africa, Bishop Oyedepo of Winners Chapel no cash out reach this new America born Pope Leo Xiv. The $33k is equivalent to #52m in Nigeria currency. There's big money in catholic church. Meanwhile, check out the secret of pope



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8OO5Xpuv-s?si=hEjxOQTJDsbTR_yH
and oyedepo no Dey make up to 52m per month o. 🤔
Politics › Re: Boko Haram's Armed Drones In Borno, Similar To Israeli, Ukrainian Types - Army by cucumbar: 4:19pm On May 14, 2025
NOETHNICITY:
Isreal is the number one terrorist country in world
Sadly, people don’t know

Ask yourself why ISIS have never attacked Isreal
Never ever
Are we talking about Israel here?
Agriculture › Re: Thousands Of Chickens Euthanized In South Africa Over Starvation by cucumbar: 9:33am On May 14, 2025
Hezzyluv:
"Euthanized"

No be only me, even you see am too no just pretendgrin
No be everybody be Olodo like you.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Second Term Non-negotiable – Okpebholo by cucumbar: 9:28am On May 14, 2025
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/Tinubus-second-term-non-negotiable-Okpebholo
Person wey get only one vote Dey talk like say he be God.

Person wey fit drop dead anytime T o.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Can Not Fix Nigeria’s Mismanaged Economy In 24 Months - Oshiomhole by cucumbar: 10:52pm On May 13, 2025
Racoon:
https://politicsnigeria.com/tinubu-cant-fix-nigerias-mismanaged-economy-in-24-months-oshiomhole/
he can’t even fix it in 50 years.

Anybody waiting for tinubu to fix the economy will wait like the prophets of Baal in the Bible.

He is not even trying to fix anything.

The economy is getting worse each day.

It’s being sustained by propaganda.

The earliest he leaves that stolen sit, the better for Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Lagos, Delta, Four Others To Record 250 Rainy Days – NIMET by cucumbar: 11:57am On May 13, 2025
NewDigitalWorld:
Source: https://punchng.com/lagos-delta-four-others-to-record-250-rainy-days-nimet/
Una for say 365 days.

How many days does a yeah have wey rain go fall 250 days?

This one na Yeye forecast .
Politics › Re: Expect Electoral Reforms Before 2027 — INEC Chairman, Yakubu by cucumbar: 11:40am On May 13, 2025
Bobloco:
https://dailytrust.com/expect-electoral-reforms-before-2027-inec-chair/
Ahhhh… reform from yakubu?

We Dey trouble o .

The only reform that can come from yakubu is how to perfect the art of rigging and announcing results at 3am
Romance › Re: Man Clashes With Baby Mama Over $10 At Checkout Despite Giving Her $2K Last Week by cucumbar: 7:23pm On May 12, 2025
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIJHBnQdfPc?si=Fo1gWCD8Szo6F6xc

A heated exchange broke out at a store after a man asked his child’s mother for a $10 loan when he came up short at checkout. Tension rose quickly as he reminded her, “I gave you $2,000 last week, and you can’t spot me $10 now?”
any man wey no know say woman money no Dey drop na Yeye man .
Politics › Re: Oil Marketers Flood Jetties With 283,577 Metric Tonnes Of Imported Petrol by cucumbar: 7:21pm On May 12, 2025
PressMyButton:
I'm loving this, since President Tinubu opened up the oil sector, it has become a chess game, a price war, call it anything. Remember that Dangote had said on several occasions he has enough fuel to go round, therefore, there's no need for markerters importing fuel. From the article above, you will see where Dangote exported 44,000 tonnes of diesel, very sure he also exported petrol and other products as well. Meanwhile, as that was happening, the marketers ignored Dangote to go import their own petrol into the country. For me, I am neither here nor there, I don't want market monopoly, at the same time, I do not want marketers boycotting local refineries to patronize foreign refineries, I do not also want too much pressure on the dollar for fuel Importation. So, I am caught in between.
However, Dangote is a Don, from what I am observing here, he's a badass capitalist that knows his way around the market. He has warned the importers that he has enough to go round but the marketers insisted they will only buy from where it is cheaper as the market is now a free market. Dangote would then wait for them to go place an order abroad and when their petrol is on the sea, Dangote reduces his own price below the landing cost. By the time, the marketers received their products, they are left with no choice than sell it at Dangote's price. They dare not sell above the price of Dangote. With that, the marketers run into losses.
I heard them crying two months ago that the price crashes made them incur losses when Dangote again crashed the price after FG renewed the naira for crude deal. My observation so far is that Dangote is still controlling the market price and whenever the marketers decided to buy from abroad, he reduces his own price to punish them.
Is petrol now back to 165 naira?

Yeye APC nuisance!

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