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Politics › Re: Nigeria, UAE Agree To Resolve Visa Issues by cucumbar: 8:58pm On Mar 10, 2025
TimeManager:
https://punchng.com/nigeria-uae-set-to-resolve-visa-issues-2/
LYING APC.

How many times will they resolve it?

Na lies go kill this useless people and their supporters.
Politics › Re: Resign Or Be Impeached, Rivers APC Chair Tells Fubara by cucumbar: 8:36pm On Mar 10, 2025
Chucks13:
I knew it will end in this. The momentum is loading and Fubara a s s about to be kick out.

I will never pity him a bit if he is eventually kick out which likely will b the case. Those of us who understand the political game on ground warned Fubara to pls slow down there are some political battles you don't fight and if you want to fight it make sure you have base, structure and someone in Aso Rock backing you failure to know this you are going down politically with no one to help you but unfortunately Fubara chose obidient who are already cursed as his back bone surely he is regreting it already.hdecision.

We told him to break off from obidient cus anything obidient touch will crash and crumble, they are nonentities who knew nothing about humanity and political game, they are brain dead mofos whose all they know is burn, destroy, death, bully, arson insult, terrorism, no home training, arrogant thinking in their stupid heads they can bully or threaten anyone to Aso Rock or to governorship forgetting there are more mad people in the street than them who don't give a damn about obidient.
Na agbadorian Dey talk this one?

All the attributes you listed are those of agbadorians nau.

Your master In asorock is the chief failure. That’s why Nigeria is the way it is.

May your life and that of your generation be exactly the way Nigeria is moving. Amen!
Politics › Re: See The Picture Chatham House UK Used To Symbolise Nigerian Economy (pic) by cucumbar: 3:29pm On Mar 08, 2025
simpleseyi:
They are cursed and MAD. That’s why their professors are now picking shifts in factories and care homes after we Nigerians stopped coming to UK for their overhyped and overpriced Masters degrees.

I paid about £16,000 for their overhyped Masters. Thank God it’s in IT, I for dey weep like those that did nonsense Business and social sciences
Why are you insulting them nau?

Na them say make your lord and savior, Tinubu scatter Nigeria with his useless reforms?

Olodo .
Politics › Re: Court Documents Reveal Past Legal Dispute Involving Natasha, Husband by cucumbar: 11:59am On Mar 08, 2025
Sheuns:
Na UK you Dey na. Just pray make woman there no accuse you of sexual harassment. You go know say you no need to rape her before you’re arraigned before a court.
Ok, this boy na one of the zombies wey dey love Nigeria from afar?

You will think they have sense because they live outside.

Very senseless mofo .
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Demands $500,000 Ransom For Judge’s Wife, Driver, Orderly by cucumbar: 3:09pm On Mar 06, 2025
GravityDefier:
So that when the man eventually becomes a chief judge one day (maybe through his doings) and then He (Wike) contests for President, the judge can return the favour. Is this what you are trying to say?
😁😁 I don’t know weda that’s his intention o.

I just know he loves judges, and has always built houses and constructed roads to their bedroom.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Demands $500,000 Ransom For Judge’s Wife, Driver, Orderly by cucumbar: 12:57pm On Mar 06, 2025
Business › Re: Naira Rally Puts Dollar Savers At Risk Of Investment Losses by cucumbar: 3:08pm On Mar 04, 2025
ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/naira-rally-puts-dollar-savers-at-risk-of-investment-losses/
as how? Make Una Dey play.

I get dollars wey I buy 400naira. I get the ones wey I buy 700.

E wan rally go where?

It’s final destination na upwards.

No be this useless country again ? Mchewww.
Career › Re: Karl Toriola: The Highest Paid Person In Nigeria Earns N8.5m Daily by cucumbar: 10:48am On Mar 03, 2025
indoorlove:
You are truly a billionaire when you earn billions from your business not when you're paid billion a year.
what is this one even saying?

So he’s not a true billionaire. Mchewww.
Politics › Re: Power Sector Banding Another Form Of Fraud — NLC President by cucumbar: 10:28am On Mar 03, 2025
swagifted:
I used to stay at a ghetto called gbuduwyi in Abuja... the voltage is never above 170v... sometimes as low as 110v....yet na 25k monthly.... weda u de house or u no de house....with 170v I only charge phone and turn on the lights. Yet 25k
Yours was a village. I stay in the heart of lekki. Our voltage here na 140-160v, in the night, it goes to about 170v, and them call am band A.

Thank God for inverter sha. These people are useless lie their supporters .
Investment › Re: ₦1,000,000 Savings Challenge: How To Save Big In Just One Year by cucumbar: 2:08pm On Feb 15, 2025
donlemson:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9md_3fdcxXs?si=9BnCzieIfkIJe5-o
1m in a year or in a month huh
Education › Re: Tinubu Signs Bill Creating Federal University Of Environmental Technology, Ogoni by cucumbar: 1:31pm On Feb 03, 2025
useless people.
They are opening universities everywhere.

The ones wey dey, they can’t fund it .

People can’t afford to pay tuition fees, even their student loan na scam.

He is looking for somewhere to name after himself very soon.

Mchewww!
Career › Re: What Would You Consider A Good Salary. by cucumbar: 11:09pm On Feb 02, 2025
oluplus:
A lot sir.

I know of an AGM that earns 4M per month. Now consider DGMs and GMs.
You don’t know anything. Maybe outside banking.

If you are talking about the banking sector,

They don’t.
Politics › Re: Northern Nigeria Facing Serious Challenges, Heading For Total Collapse – Bugaje by cucumbar: 10:00pm On Feb 02, 2025
AmazingGenius:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/02/02/northern-nigeria-facing-serious-challenges-heading-for-total-collapse-bugaje/
Cannot return to school? What of tulumbu student loan?

Who collect them ?

Stupid people. Una imam told Una that Muslim-Muslim ticket was the best thing that happened to the country.

It must favour you and your family.

Quit complaining before Thunder render you deaf and dumb .
Career › Re: What Would You Consider A Good Salary. by cucumbar: 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2025
jaeyking:
Yea GM could earn that much
All these new generation banks pay attractive salaries
5m monthly? No, they don’t.
Career › Re: What Would You Consider A Good Salary. by cucumbar: 9:45pm On Feb 02, 2025
jaeyking:
GM fit dey collect if you add profit sharing and co

I know of a bank that pays deputy manager 1.7m
Am- 1.5, SBO- 1.2M, BO 900k
seems the emphasis is on monthly salary.

Profit sharing is not done monthly.

If you are talking about profit sharing, a GM gets up to 20M or more.
Career › Re: What Would You Consider A Good Salary. by cucumbar: 9:36pm On Feb 02, 2025
jaeyking:
Abeg which bankers no tell me
Una too lie joor

If you say money made from profit sharing and all
That's like AGM-ED grade
I fit gree but basic salary I no gree

No ET-SNR MGR collects that amount
Even GM no collect 5m per month for bank.
Career › Re: What Would You Consider A Good Salary. by cucumbar: 9:31pm On Feb 02, 2025
RodgersAkpafu:
Banking sector for seniors with some skin in d game most definitely earn within this ballpark
Lies!!!
Career › Re: What Would You Consider A Good Salary. by cucumbar: 9:01pm On Feb 02, 2025
teekrackz:
This is ignorance at work, some bankers I know in the earn 5.5 a month and they aren't even EDs
Bloody liar.

Which banker you know wey dey earn 5m monthly?

That’s how you lots go about posting rubbish on the internet.
Politics › Re: NNPCL's Control Room (Video) by cucumbar: 1:31am On Jan 13, 2025
Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM4Rr58X0ZM?si=ZPQrQCtrauQRSbkL

The NNPC Ltd Production Monitoring Command Centre (PMCC)
This is where they formulate the lies you see on the new daily;

This is where they orchestrate the roforofo with Dangote refinery that you see in the news, to confuse agbadorians that they are working;

This is also where they orchestrate the stealing, diversion and selling of Nigerian crude oil daily.

if you think they are doing anything good inside that control room, then sorry is your name.

The most corrupt organisation in the world.
Politics › Re: Audit Report Indicts NNPCL Of Diverting ₦‎514 Billion In 2021 by cucumbar: 3:47pm On Jan 06, 2025
dre11:
The report said some transactions were not supported by “evidence of authorisation and approvals before the deductions were made.”





https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/765281-audit-report-indicts-nnpcl-of-diverting-n514-billion.html

Nlfpmod
That's why they are in the news everyday with different lies about their useless refinery working, to divert attention from the monumental fraud going on there, and their ronuku agbadorian lovers of Nigeria will be hailing them as the saviour of Nigeria.

NNPC and Tulumbu don blend all these agbadorian brains inside that refinery. That is why they don't think well.
Food › Re: Ikeja's Biggest Street Food Market Shut Down, Vendors Displaced by cucumbar: 2:22am On Jan 05, 2025
Nairalanduser10:
Ikeja’s once-vibrant biggest street food located in Alade Avenue was an area that brought both cultural richness and economic opportunities to the area. However, this ended after the government abruptly shut down the food spot, citing concerns over noise pollution and illegal trade activities.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YmfmZhiEak?si=EIZLqRPs_Qv0_5gs
This place used to be very bubbly before covid. After covid, activities there became a shadow of itself.
Was there last in 2023, and activities there had not increased.

so sad its been shut down, more so, without providing alternatives to the vendors affected.

you dey paid employment ,dem go sack you. You dey self employed, government will press your neck.

May Nigeria never happen to us. Amen
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Retired Other Political Opposition Figures – Reno Omokri by cucumbar: 2:12am On Jan 05, 2025
stevonics:
Author and former media aide to ex-president Goodluck Jonathan has described Peter Obi as the only formidabble political oppostion figure in Nigeria right now as he has retired others who contested in the 2023 presidential election.

Okokri who is an avid critic of the former Anambra State governor said anyone parading themselves and think they are a bigger opposition is suffering delusion.

He expressed his admiration for Obi, who he said despite being severely flawed has trudged on.

This was in a Facebook post on Friday.

It reads, “Peter Obi is currently the Number One opposition figure in Nigeria. Bar none. Anybody in any opposition party who thinks that he is bigger than Obi right now is ‘just deluded’.

“The man, Obi, is severely flawed, but I admire how he has trudged on despite the obstacles he faces. Some people in one or two opposition parties have already been retired by Obi, but they just don’t know it yet because their money is keeping them on political life support.

“If only he could be less Igbo-centric, appeal to his Obidients to use persuasive rather than abusive words and admit, then apologise for his ‘Yes Daddy’ ‘religious war’ comment against the Muslim Ummah, he would go far. Those are his Achilles heel. He cannot cross the Rubicon without addressing them.”

Peter Obi has maintained that he’s more concerned with seeing than Nigeria work than becoming president, even though he has not ruled out contesting when the 2027 polls come around.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/01/peter-obi-has-retired-other-political-opposition-figures-reno-omokri/
Reno is a foolish man that is unstable in all his ways.
Business › Re: Naira May Hit ₦1,200 — Black Market Operators by cucumbar: 10:13pm On Dec 10, 2024
Gboom:
Stop deceiving yourself, most of you are economic illiterates.
Floating the naira is majorly to discourage imports and encourage exports which may improve our GDP and strengthen our currency in the long run.
which long run?😁

Illiterate calling others that are more intelligent than you are an illiterate.

How many of your useless permutation and combination has yielded any positive outcome, other than to impoverish the masses?

Since you love poverty and backwardness, your life will progress like that of Nigeria.

Werey .
Business › Re: Naira May Hit ₦1,200 — Black Market Operators by cucumbar: 10:08pm On Dec 10, 2024
Magnumproperty:
The same tax that people are frowning at again? They said Tinubu doesn't know more than taxing people and it's still the same thing you are advocating for ?
you this Werey, you are still here supporting TIfnubu?

How has your life improved since our last encounter?

I thought you would have had sense o.
Business › Re: Naira May Hit ₦1,200 — Black Market Operators by cucumbar: 9:50pm On Dec 10, 2024
Ijaya123:
When the currency was N700, it was artificially fixed with about $1.5 billion per monthly and that wasn't the true value. Basically, what we were doing was to subside imports at the detriment of local manufacturers.

That apparently isn’t sustainable. What you’re seeing now is the true value.

Understood?
Shut up there. Which true value?

Has it ever been stable? Something that is inching towards 2000?

What value is the true value?

Dumb animal. Be there explaining rubbish like the zombie you are.
Business › Re: Naira May Hit ₦1,200 — Black Market Operators by cucumbar: 5:29pm On Dec 10, 2024
Konquest:
The Nigerian CBN Governor ('Yemi Cardoso) gave hints and warnings before EFEMS was introduced and it's ONLY discerning and savvy folks that took notice and actions based off of the FACT that similar FX trading systems exist in advanced financial markets in the United Kingdom, the United States, Japan, Germany, India, etc, to remove inefficiencies (and speculative manipulations from black marketers) in FX flows. This transparent and successful system used in other climes is what the Nigerian Central Bank keyed into as well for the FIRST time ever in Nigerian financial markets history!

The newly introduced Electronic Foreign Exchange Matching System [EFEMS], which commenced real-time, live trades in the FX markets based off of the Bloomberg BMatch platform on Monday last week (December 2, 2024) is novel and will cause a major tectonic shift in the system leading right into 2025 and beyond while providing real-time transparency on trading terminals and gradually place illegal black market speculators right behind the curtain where they belong.

All the usual West African Sahelian illegal black marketers interviewed in this newspaper article have absolutely NO full idea about what has hit them and what is going on with the new BloombergBMatch-linked EFEMS. They are ONLY aware about the usual FX inflows from Diasporans to their Continental Africa relatives which is of course correct. But this situation of sustained Naira appreciation is novel to these black marketers and other currency speculators around this holiday/year ending period. This is why I can see some sarcastic comments on this thread. But note, EFEMS is like NO other that has ever been seen.

There will definitely be an equilibrium, but EFEMS has come to stabilize the multiple exchange rates into one transparent window. 2025 will certainly be a great year for FX stability so that international businesses and investors with ties to Nigeria will NOT continue to suffer from severe exchange rate loses. But time will tell.
story story.

That was how you guys yapped about Dangote being the game changer , how binance CEO being in prison will be game changer and other rubbish.
Una don start again .
Not even one of Una wishes/ permutations have come true.
Doesn’t it tell you mumus that it’s not by wishes?

Shame no Dey catch Una ?

Werey!
Business › Re: Naira May Hit ₦1,200 — Black Market Operators by cucumbar: 3:42pm On Dec 10, 2024
flokii:
Naira will perform well in January, 2025.. with Trump's incoming policies especially on immigrants and citizenship by birth, economies around the world will rebound, no more running away to America.
A lot of Nigerians will return home to settle and invest. Things will change for the better.
Keep on dreaming. As if it is by what you wish.

Werey .
Business › Re: Naira May Hit ₦1,200 — Black Market Operators by cucumbar: 3:39pm On Dec 10, 2024
Obaaderemi2:
#700 when they were borrowing money to defend it. There's a difference now
Now they are borrowing money to steal.

That’s the difference.

Una be Werey for that Una agbado WhatsApp group where they give you rubbish excuses to defend your foolishness.

E no go better for Una o .
Business › Re: Equinor Completes $2 Billion Asset Sale In Nigeria, Ends 30-Year Operations by cucumbar: 10:57pm On Dec 09, 2024
Skynetdotio:
"The exits enable investments to deepen further in countries where Equinor can add the most value and build a more focused and robust international portfolio,"

Just an euphemistic way to say we would not continue to sink our resources into natural shitholes without the recompense stability and profit as a global business brand...
Somebody say, toh... grin
In other words, Nigeria no get any value to add to their business. Yet, some idiots known as agbadorians , that their generation has always known poverty are here, writing rubbish.
Business › Re: Equinor Completes $2 Billion Asset Sale In Nigeria, Ends 30-Year Operations by cucumbar: 10:35pm On Dec 09, 2024
BiafranPatriot:
If they thought it viable .will they LEAVE. ?Experts are leaving and shell companies are buying assets on behalf of Criminals in Power and you think its investment.

Truly una no get sense.
Very dull idiots…. Their dullness is hereditary.

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