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PoliticsRe: NIN Required To Buy 50kg Bag Of Rice At ₦‎40,000 - FG by cucumbar: 12:22pm On Sep 08, 2024
ojinuocheibi:
16] And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: [17] And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.(rev 13 vs 16-17
See person wey understand what is going on.

A lot of people don’t realize that Nigeria is being used as a test ground for these useless globalist one world government.
PoliticsRe: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by cucumbar: 11:47am On Sep 07, 2024
Adakintroy:
Part of the reason you work tirelessly hard is to store for the rainy days which are inevitable. If you are complainig now, it's a sign you slept way too long. It's not tinubu. It's you. You over slept.
you are an idiot….it shows in your comment .
PoliticsRe: Bill Gates Announces $2.8 Billion Investment In Nigeria by cucumbar: 10:33am On Sep 06, 2024
GloriousGbola:
once you have reached a level of wealth and success, the next thing you think about os your legacy and how you will be remembered

this is alien to most of us in these parts

that is why you have the nobel prize, why you have foundations by billionaires

bill gates was the worlds richest man - what do you think this back water poverty stricken country has that he wants?

you think if we wanted something nigeria had it would not just be case of some underlings bribing some officials?

is it not every other day you hear of govt workers selling ths country for crumbs

anyway, it is understandable - when you grow up in a third world country where everyone is constantly trying to fk everyone else over in the name of being sharp - you will view acts of charity with suspicion
People wiser and more knowledgeable than your generations before you or after you can ever be have written stuffs and what not, about the plans of these global elites, and we’ve seen some of it play out before our eyes. You are here talking rubbish, feeling fly as if you matter in the scheme of things.

I know you are an agbadorian, because you are displaying their symptoms.
PoliticsRe: Tax Collection In Nigeria Is Actually Pretty Low — Bill Gates Seeks More Funding by cucumbar: 9:06pm On Sep 04, 2024
Morbeta11:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/09/04/tax-collection-nigeria-actually-pretty-low-bill-gates-seeks-more-funding-government
Oloshi… make he come Dey collect the tax for turumbu nau.

Unfortunately, emilokan will heed to his advice, and useless agbadorians on nairaland applaud it , while gnashing their teeth in their dirty face me I face you.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Computer Village Traders Vs Iyaloja-General Folashade Tinubu-Ojo by cucumbar: 4:36pm On Sep 04, 2024
flokii:
They are ganging up gradually to take control of Computer Village in Ikeja and push out the Yorubas that started the place.. Same thing they did in Alaba and likes.
As LASG don build flyover in that area now, next thing is for the visitors to start scheming to remove any Yoruba influence in Computer Village and make one of their own the President-General.
That one won't work in Ikeja, one of Yoruba people industrial strides.
Oloshi.. always talking rubbish…. You won’t condemn the evil that is the government you so much support.

Thunder go soon fire you and your generations..you go think say na play until it happens.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Computer Village Traders Vs Iyaloja-General Folashade Tinubu-Ojo by cucumbar: 4:33pm On Sep 04, 2024
PhonesRe: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by cucumbar: 1:57pm On Sep 04, 2024
HydraFeeds:
expensive iPhones are just for aesthetics,I regretted buying 13. The problem nor be here ,same as my 11 and a friend 14 .
Did you get them brand new?
PoliticsRe: Power Generation Hits 5,313MW, Highest In Three Years by cucumbar: 11:02am On Sep 04, 2024
BusinessRe: Dangote Petrol: Days Of Bowing To Foreign Powers Over – Otedola by cucumbar: 9:05am On Sep 04, 2024
treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/dangote-petrol-days-of-bowing-to-foreign-powers-over-otedola/
revolutionalize cement wey don Dey sell for 10k at the moment?

If it’s not benefiting the masses, then they should shove it into their smelly anuses .
PoliticsRe: Report Jobless Individuals Living Lavishly, Matawalle Tells Sokoto Residents by cucumbar: 8:42am On Sep 04, 2024
PoliticsRe: With Our Refinery, Nigeria’s True Fuel Consumption Will Be Tracked - Aliko Dango by cucumbar: 3:21am On Sep 04, 2024
BeeBeeOoh:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/with-our-refinery-nigerias-true-fuel-consumption-will-be-tracked-aliko-dangote/
This one don Dey make mouth… when Time reach , we go begin hear another story say thunder no fit let us get the true consumption.
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Will Crash Dollars by cucumbar: 5:31pm On Sep 03, 2024
Ezmans:
Awalokan batstards have reappear on naira land today because of dangote personal business am ashame of them
they are talking to themselves 😆

Something they know will never happen, as long as the criminals they defend are still in power.
Stupid agbadorians.
PoliticsRe: We’re Proposing Law To Increase VAT To 10% –presidential Tax C’mtee by cucumbar: 4:14pm On Sep 03, 2024
Segzy19:
Not defending the Tinubu government but I can boldly tell you that this piece of news here is just sensational and not the whole news...

I watched this guy explained everything on channels TV, Politics Today live yesterday.

They also plan to give a lot of tax exemptions to various sets of people and sectors too... No tax of raw foods, health, education ... They also plan to exempt certain people who are low earners (certain salary grades and levels ) from tax but 10% vat will surely apply to whatever you buy from a 5-star hotel.... Going to a 5-star hotel shows that you are wealthy and can afford, then you should be able to pay tax... Local government too will partake of the tax revenue.

I listened to him and he made a lot of sense.

But this poster of this news has just decided to pick a portion of the news that suits his/her emotions and puts it up here....

Here is the link below... (Copy and paste into browser)
Watch from 12 minutes into the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCK6eX659U?si=Bq5NfVTrzKgkq-27
why won’t he make sense to an agbado boy.

Every nonsense from the most useless government in the history of Nigeria makes sense to Una.

Una problem is that you want to bring everyone to your level.

Agbadorians like you are mostly Church rats .

God forbid bad thing.
PoliticsRe: Matawalle, Service Chiefs Lands In Sokoto To Fight Banditry (Video) by cucumbar: 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2024
Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/matawalle-leads-service-chiefs-to-sokoto-to-tackle-banditry-video/
Same matawale that is said to be the chief sponsor of Bandits according to TURUJI

This people Dey use us play sha .
PoliticsRe: There Is Clear Hardship By Your Poor Governance–Universities Staff Knocks Tinubu by cucumbar: 1:49pm On Sep 03, 2024
Lizzysamuel:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/09/03/there-clear-hardship-your-poor-governance-nigerian-universities-staff-ssanu-knocks
It’s only in Nigeria you will see professor rigging elections for a certificate forger, and later start crying about hardship.

Body go tell Una.. e don Dey touch everybody!
PoliticsRe: Minister Directs NNPCL To Sell PMS Above ₦‎1,000 To Curb Smuggling - ICIR by cucumbar: 10:12am On Sep 03, 2024
anonimi:
Why should we love our country more than the looters we mistake for leaders who hide our money in Pandora Papers while pretending to be holy holy saints of good governance. Na so we mumu reach huh
idiot… they are talking about your emilokan and his useless policies that are killing the masses , you are pasting articles about someone else.

The person wey cause Una madness really did a good job.

Werey .
PoliticsRe: Minister Directs NNPCL To Sell PMS Above ₦‎1,000 To Curb Smuggling - ICIR by cucumbar: 7:47am On Sep 03, 2024
EcoNews:
You foolish souls never learn especially those of your obidient ipob. Supporting APC does not translate to supporting their bad policies. APC member have been at the forefront fighting against any increment of fuel price since Tinubu claim he removed subsidy so you should be the one shutting your foolish soul up n keep fighting for your Biafra ipob n the lunatic you support in Pandora criminal Peter Obi.
😆 since when has APC members been in the forefront of fighting against bad policies?
Has APC come up with anything good since their existence?
Hand don Dey touch you small small. Very soon, you go enter road protest .

I think say e get where Una Dey get am cheap.

Werey agbadorian
PoliticsRe: NNPC To Become Sole Buyer As Dangote Refinery Begins Production by cucumbar: 11:29pm On Sep 02, 2024
Ttalk:
All we want is affordable and availability of PMS
omo, you won’t get it o… there’s a reason why they are selling to NNPC alone.

If after all the drama you’ve been seeing in the past months, you are still talking about availability and affordability, then, hmmmm!

Time will tell.
PoliticsRe: Petrol At 1,000 Naira Per Litre: Nigerians are going through hell by cucumbar: 11:23pm On Sep 02, 2024
Nonexisting1:
No matter how you people try to paint it, I can smell a ronu miscreant when he wails subtly. You tried to sound intelligent not knowing that a discerning mind could easily smell you people out. Tinubu is now president and all of a sudden, you people are beginning to sound logical. Ndi ara. Getat abeg, you think I too have time for your hypocrisy. Mtchew
No ronu is ever intelligent.

All they do is to spill what they have been told in their WhatsApp class.

Very dull set of people, like their emilokan.

When you read their write-up , you’ll be wondering if they think through their anus.

Very stupid set of people .
PoliticsRe: Petrol At 1,000 Naira Per Litre: Nigerians are going through hell by cucumbar: 11:01pm On Sep 02, 2024
Amalekki:
It is well. The people of Benin Republic, Cameroon, Togo, Ghana, Niger Republic, Burkina Faso and several others have been buying fuel at the rate that Nigerians are just getting used to. They are not dead, they are not in hell. We are going to be fine. We should be tired of 64 years with no clear direction, we had several decades of subsidized fuel with nothing to show. Something has to give.
craze Dey worry you. So Nigeria has direction now after removal of subsidy abi?
Anywhere you are, may thunder locate you.Werey .
PoliticsRe: Billionaire Bill Gates To Visit Nigeria On Tuesday by cucumbar: 9:14pm On Sep 02, 2024
Odua4life:
he's trying to introduce GMO crops to Nigeria that's why an artificial famine Was created through the fulani herdsmen violence against farmers.. so gmo food will be introduced into our market with less resistance from the public. That's why Tinubu don't want him.... ask why is he here when Tinubu is in China. I'vebeen warning people about his plot for a while now. But most Nigerians are not as educated to that level so I jusst let it slide.

Mind you organic crops has been banned in the United States so people don't have that option any more. And you will need to go to Bill Gate to by the seeds because you can't replant the seeds from gmo products they simply won't grow thereby creating a food monopoly for the gmo seed production companies.

This means if he doesn't like you he won't sell seedsss to you and your people will suffer until you bow to him. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Igi gogoro ma gun mi lo just...ati okere Latin wo. On bo onbo awaon lan de de
Who tell you say Tinubu don’t like him? Na you he Dey come find all these while he’s been coming abi?

Tinubu doesn’t like him but likes his evil programs abi ?
PoliticsRe: Billionaire Bill Gates To Visit Nigeria On Tuesday by cucumbar: 9:10pm On Sep 02, 2024
SportsRe: Super Eagles Camp Update: 7 Stars Touch Down In Uyo Ahead Of AFCON Qualifiers by cucumbar: 5:51pm On Sep 02, 2024
officialwdhtv:
Super Eagles camp update: Seven stars touch down in Uyo ahead of 2025 AFCON qualifiers

William Troost-Ekong
Ola Aina
Semi Ajayi
Ademola Lookman
Olisa Ndah
Taiwo Awoniyi
Fisayo Dele-Bashiru

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB1213JaRsk
Stars wey no fit wean AFCON… those ones na stars?
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by cucumbar: 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2024
Kobojunkieee:
Falana has it all wrong! Technically, Tinubu has merely accomplished what he proposed back in 2019 which is to widen the tax net so that every Nigerian, including the impoverished, is made to pay taxes even if in suffering. In so doing, he has also reduced the purchasing power of Nigerians, something he may not have intended. undecided

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZA_vYoWXQg
Something he never intended?
I think there is a video in circulation where he specifically mentioned it during his campaign.

He was not suppose to reveal it.

The earlier people know that all these poverty on the masses are deliberate, the better.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by cucumbar: 12:35pm On Sep 02, 2024
Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/fuel-scarcity-fewer-vehicles-on-nigerian-roads-falana-laments/
That Mumu boy that is called @Nairalander1 abi what is that his useless name won’t come and say anything here o.

He is hiding now… pretending that he has not seen this thread.

Once he hears subsidy , he’ll come out and tell you that subsidy has to go because cheap fuel is being smuggled to other countries.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by cucumbar: 12:29pm On Sep 02, 2024
[quote author=Eriokanmi post=131812155]2027 has proferred a solution to itself already. No need for lamentations. Anyone who goes to work daily and struggle to catch a bus at bus stops amonth the frustrated mammoth crowd would understand better. The fraud called APC won't happen to Nigeria ever again.

How can they say thunderstorm and rainfall hampered the release or supply of petrol nationwide. They recently made a you turn of their lies and said scarcity was due to the activities of smugglers at the border as if the neighbouring countries too don't import petrol for use by their people, as if customs at border post are on holiday. Before you get to idi iroko border, you won't drive past 2 posts before you're caught if you smuggle fuel. Customs are in bushes too. I hope at the end of their 4 years, they'd not blame economic sabotage for their failure.

That's what happens when you say it's your turn and you forced yourself into power. The consequences are what we're seeing today. God factor had been thrown off. All his strategies had been exhausted yet, nothing is working. The last time I checked, subsidy is gone! The queues at the stations and the subsidy paid monthly, are unprecedented in the history of Nigeria today.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by cucumbar: 5:28pm On Aug 31, 2024
nairalanda1:
I'm so happy to bring out the sexy in you.
you bring out the sexy in your generation, not me o.

Thunder go soon fire your yamayama head for supporting evil .
PoliticsRe: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by cucumbar: 5:18pm On Aug 31, 2024
yemmit90:
What about deploying advance technology to combat oil thief and smuggling? What about punishing corrupt custom officials to serve a lesson to others? What about hiring a machineries services to monitor our borders?

That was the same excuses before they remove the subsidy, but look at the country today. To even think that this useless government removed fuel subsidy with absolutely no impact on economy says alot about the policy.

Keep supporting the useless government, the monster you keep petting today may swallow you tomorrow.
Don’t mind that idiot .

Anytime he hears subsidy or fuel increase, he gets an errection.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by cucumbar: 5:08pm On Aug 31, 2024
nairalanda1:
grin

Someone has spoken the cold hard truth.

Etiher we sell fuel above the landing cost, or we will continue to feed the smugglers free money and free cash.

And before you come and start shouting 'Why can't government stop the smugglers...ask the Saudis, Venezuelans, Angolans, Iranians and especially Libya why they can't stop smuggling too? Are they run by Nigerian leaders?

I mean, I buy fuel at below N700 and then cross the border and sell that thing at N1400 or more. TELL ME, won't you be able to come home , bribe the customs men and women, and police, and civil defence, AND STILL MAKE A FAKKING PROFIT.


Yet at the end, most Nigerians say we should keep fuel below the landing cost because ;poverty. Yet these people won't do the same for their businesses because.....poverty.

If you want to end smuggling, etc, etc....STOP KEEPING SUBSIDY, AND FACE THE EFFING REALITY.

And if you think this makes me an APC supporter, you are either mad, or sick in the head. cheesy
yeye boy… they have fed you with what makes your penis rise.
Ask Saudi , ask this one…. Na for only bad things you know how to make comparison.

Anywhere you hear subsidy or fuel price you run out of your hole and begin to talk rubbish that you can’t defend.
BusinessRe: PZ Cussons Nigeria Reports First Annual Loss In Years Amid Naira Depreciation by cucumbar: 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2024
emkz:
Breaking News: Peter Obi sews aimless twitter thread, laments PZ record-making losses, blames President Tinubu for multidimensional poverty and encourages the government to invest in education to arrest decline in human capital development.

We hope that one day, Peter Obi would see something positive to say about Nigeria.

PS: Please for those celebrating their ignorance and attacking me over the comment above, the comment is satire, based on Peter Obi's predicatble but humorous behaviour. It is sad I have to explain something so basic to those who deluded themselves that they could install a mediocre president on Nigeria. Their candidate was so mediocre that he reasoned his only path to win election was to set Christians against Muslims. Two Muslim candidates thrashed the Pentecostal project.
You fail to give a reason why they shut down irev.
Your incompetent jagababan didn’t win that election, that was why they shut down irev.

Now, Perform na, he no fit companies are declaring losses for the first time in 100 years of existence and you are opening your smelly mouth to call obi.

It’s obvious you are a bastard.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s $1Trillion Economy Target Under Tinubu Impossible – Rewane by cucumbar: 8:42am On Aug 31, 2024
treesun:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/31/nigerias-1tn-economy-target-under-tinubu-impossible-rewane/
You don’t need to tell us.

We know already. Going by their “Disperformance “ so far, anybody expecting anything good from this guys will die of expectation.
PoliticsRe: How EndBadGovernance Protest Cost DSS, NIA Bosses Their Jobs by cucumbar: 8:25am On Aug 31, 2024
naija4life247:
These people do not know Tinubu, he can get rid of anybody at anytime. Tinubu is neither Goatluck Jonathan nor Mumumodu Buhari
When will turubu get rid of himself?
He is much more incompetent than the two bosses he sacked combined.

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