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CelebritiesRe: The Moment Wizkid Walked Past Davido Table In A Club In London Last Night by cucumbar: 12:40pm On Oct 19, 2024
We4all:
So much fuss over a video that is not clear.
my brother…. I no even see who pass and who dem pass.

How we sure say Davido and whizkid Dey the video sef .
FoodRe: Woman Spotted Picking Pepper By The Roadside For Consumption by cucumbar: 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2024
triple996:
Ok I know that people are going through a lot, but NO BI EVERYTHING BE TINUBU TINUBU.
so cause a woman a picking pepper on the road side, that's no a big deal?? Like there are no poor people in other developing nations that eat from the trash bins huh Make una dey use sence na. We are going through a lot that's true, but not everything is tinubu abeg
Mumu. I know you are an agbadorian…

Everything no be Tinubu Tinubu na who?

Werey!
PoliticsRe: NNPC Increases Fuel Price To ₦1,030 by cucumbar: 8:10am On Oct 10, 2024
cornelman:
Agbadiot
Tell us if Tinubu has stopped borrowing
Tell us if Tinubu has started industrialising Nigeria. If so, tell us how many new industries he has brought to Nigeria vis-a-vis the ones that left.
Tell us if Tinubu is fighting corruption or he is even practicing it more.

Some of you are born to be slaves of politicians.
that guy na follish boy o.

This is the area assigned to him by the agbado media center.

Like always, they don’t make sense. When they write , you’ll think they are mad.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Increases Fuel Price To ₦1,030 by cucumbar: 8:06am On Oct 10, 2024
calabaman:
Nigeria we hail thee.

What a show of free madness.

If you have a guaranteed source of income, just glorify God.
guaranteed source of income where the proceeds are being eroded daily ?
PoliticsRe: NNPC Increases Fuel Price To ₦1,030 by cucumbar: 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2024
nairalanda1:
When you borrow and borrow and borrow over decades and decades, the result is, you borrow a lot that you end up being a slave to the person you borrowed from

Because we have been running a useless economy since independence that is dependent on what raw materials we sell, not on what industrial goods we produce..(which is why the South korean won , despite being 1327 to one dollar is more valuable than our naira)...we have gotten into serious debt. Also, we have been paying subsides for a population that is too large for the revenue to sustain.

It is even a miracle we have survived

At the end of the day, we have reached the point where we cannot pay for goodies because we are in so much debt, we can't even continue paying for subsides and all the goodies...hence petrol now being N1000 and more.

At the end of the day, we can do the hard things....taxes, becoming an industrial economy, fighting all forms of corruption, or we can pretend we have money we don't have.

Shouting agbado at me won't change that fact. We are in deep shit. The end of petrol subsides is a result of what we have gotten ourselves into.
Here he is again with his useless epistle that makes no sense.

Anytime I’m reading a nonsense post that has to do with fuel and I look at the poster, it's always you.
PoliticsRe: ‘How Do We Survive?’ - Nigerians Lament Fresh Fuel Price Hike by cucumbar: 10:15pm On Oct 09, 2024
nairalanda1:
You have been dreaming about the tree spirits again?

Take two spoons of honey under the light of a half moon, and walk twenty steps holding a white pigeon over your head, then take a feather from the pigeon and put it under your pillow, then plant a seed of maize in your backyard...in the middle of it, at the sunrise, and water it with honey water, and you should soon start dreaming normally


The side effect is that you may attract the Skikatuge manari. TO PREVENT that, take two spoons of salt, one spoon of milo, five spoons of gari, two spoons of acha, ten spoons of orijin, twelve spoons of pepper, five spoons of bile from the gall bladder of a chicken, and ten spoons of rice, mix them together, and boil and then feed the mixture to a three year old child, and you will be ok.
Always writing wrong epistles and saying nothing akin the end.

Is that not madness?

Thunder fire that your yanmayanma blad head!
PoliticsRe: ‘How Do We Survive?’ - Nigerians Lament Fresh Fuel Price Hike by cucumbar: 6:39pm On Oct 09, 2024
Borrow222:
You have started with your nonsense analysis.

Every single person has a way to react and do things. Stop saying that nonsense that Peter Obi will do the same thing.

Tinubu surrounded himself with crook politicians with no single technocrats they only advise him on tribal banter and all sorts of nonsense.

He didn't study the subsidy issues at all and cancelled it without proper consultation and verification.

He cancelled the subsidy and floated the naira with no proper measures to handle the after-effect on the citizens.

You just keep saying trash up and down.
That guy you quoted na idiot normally .

One of the demons we have on human form.

Anytime he hears subsidy or fuel price increase, he comes out from hell and starts talking rubbish.

Emilokan did not cancel subsidy. He just changed the beneficiaries to a new one.
PoliticsRe: Foreign investment inflows into Nigeria hits $6 Billion in H1 by cucumbar: 1:37pm On Oct 09, 2024
Pbatmedia:
… capital importation drops 22% in Q2

https://businessday.ng/business-economy/article/foreign-investment-inflows-into-nigeria-hits-6bn-in-h1/#google_vignette
Anybody wey believe this rubbish don enter one chance o .
PoliticsRe: "Place Love For Country Over Financial Gain" Akpabio On "Japa’ Trend" by cucumbar: 10:24pm On Oct 08, 2024
dre11:
Nigerians should place love for country over financial gain, says Akpabio on ‘japa’ trend




https://www.thecable.ng/nigerians-should-place-love-for-country-over-financial-gain-says-akpabio-on-japa-trend/amp/
Says an idiot from akawaibom.
PoliticsRe: Airline Operators Ditched Imported Fuel To Patronise Dangote Refinery — Keyamo by cucumbar: 8:37pm On Oct 08, 2024
jmoore:
So an airline operator can go into dangote refinery to buy aviation fuel?

If that's the case, why can't anyone go into dangote refinery and buy I truck of petrol?

Were the airlines importing the aviation fuel by themselves?

Is there a label on the product to distinguish imported from made in Nigeria?
Don’t mind these bastards.

Tinubu has told them to be singing like parrots to retain their position, so they’ve been telling lies without break.
PoliticsRe: Shake-Up: 11 Ministers, Senior Official May Go As Tinubu Reshuffles Cabinet by cucumbar: 2:13pm On Oct 07, 2024
ijustdey:
• ‘Go out, shout successes’, President tells ministers

• Arewa group faults alleged moves to reinstate Betta Edu





https://guardian.ng/news/shake-up11-ministers-senior-official-may-go-as-tinubu-reshuffles-cabinet/
chop I chop season.

The outgoing have finished their chopping.
Another set is coming to chop their own for maybe another 1 year.

Don’t ever think they are coming to change anything, for you will be disappointed.
PoliticsRe: Why We Floated The Naira – Cardoso by cucumbar: 9:31am On Oct 07, 2024
Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/10/why-we-floated-the-naira-cardoso/
FAILURES in bold.

Na only failed policy na I’m dem Dey make explain action for.

Policy wey dey ok no need explanation.
PoliticsRe: As Dangote Petrol Circulates Across Nigeria, NNPC To Implement New Price Regime by cucumbar: 10:33pm On Oct 06, 2024
dustmalik:
They are going to remove N10 from the current price, wicked regime
did you read the article? They are increasing the price, you are talking about 10 naira reduction.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 9 Vigilantes, Steal 6 Pump Action Guns In Katsina by cucumbar: 3:48pm On Oct 06, 2024
iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/10/bandits-kill-9-vigilantes-steal-6-pump-action-guns-in-katsina/
RIBADUUUUU!

Since tulumbu said his ministers don’t showcase his achievements, they have been singing lies like parrots.

When agbadorians speak/write, you’ll wonder if they are mad, because they don’t make sense.

They are always far from reality.
PoliticsRe: State Governors Spent ₦‎69.71 Billion On Travels, Attract Zero Investments by cucumbar: 9:54am On Oct 06, 2024
adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/State-govs-spent-N69.71bn-on-travels-attract-zero-investments
Who told you they were traveling to attract investments? 😆

They have been traveling to sex spots around the world to meet sexy girls. That’s why they haven’t been able to attract a single investment.

The aim was never to attract one.
PoliticsRe: Apc Supporters, It's Time To Fight Back by cucumbar: 8:46pm On Oct 05, 2024
helinues:
With all those adjectives describing the Apc supporters, yet they get things right far far above you people that are just so smarter than anyone on this crust.

All of you oppositions, yes all of you patapata, I dared you people all to provide any major arguments/supports you have ever won over me on this forum for over a decade now. Daring you people 1 billion times. I am not asking for 2, just 1

Against all odds Muslim/Muslim ticket, infact Shettima precisely as the VP was first written by me on this forum, the exaggeration might be first in Nigeria social media

NLC new minimum wage N70-N80k not less or more analysis was also written by me first on this forum.

Those are just few out of many major things happening in Nigeria.

Why should you people who dont have any record of winning any support or arguments not interested in listening to those who sabi pass una

No be witching be that?
you see what I’m saying?

When APC supporters talk, you’ll think they are mad.

Reality on ground shows otherwise.

I don’t even want to engage you to find out what they have ever gotten right.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: Disquiet As FG Makes Selective Payment by cucumbar: 6:49pm On Oct 05, 2024
holycup:
You this APC slaves, are you supposed to be doing this kind of job on an empty stomach??
Have some shame and save your life and honor
😃 you don’t understand sarcasm when you see one?

The person you quoted was being sarcastic.
PoliticsRe: It Is Over For Wike by cucumbar: 6:28pm On Oct 05, 2024
Afonja44:
I really don't know where Wike will go from here.
He has lost control of Rivers state completely.

1. Wike lost the governor's office
2. Wike lost the Rivers House of Assembly
3. Wike lost the LG
4. Wike lost the people
5. Wike lost the ex-governors and elders


The only thing Wike has right now is the Presidency and part of the courts which is not enough to derail any sitting governor since Tinubu himself knows this during his OBJ feud.

If Wike decides to hold onto Rivers LG allocation, it won't make any difference. Rivers state like Lagos is rich enough to fund her LGAs 10 times over. Secondly, those boys Fubara installed don't really need money.

Look at them - young nobodies that will just be grateful to even be considered part of the system. Their time will probably come during the next Rivers gubernatorial election where they will be expected to weaponize their offices and lay claim to succeeding Fubara.

If for example, Wike's Nwanosike decides to go against the guy in Ikwerre, he will be disgraced because that young man is unknown in politics. Nobody knows what he can or can't do.

Fear people with nothing to lose in politics and business.


Also, come 2027, it's very possible for Tinubu to want to be on Fubara's good side since Fubara has shown that he is in full control of Rivers. Wike's Rivers votes secured Tinubu his win this last election and Wike cannot guarantee 25% of it as things stand. Add to Tinubu's lost Northern votes, getting all the southern votes he can will be vital for Tinubu.


I really don't know what options Wike has left now.
The viable ones seem exhausted.
Dey play. Do you know what state capture is?

Tinubu no need your vote or rivers vote in 2027.

Una put mafia for office Dey do permutation and combination.

With or without fubara, or Wike, he will have his way.
PoliticsRe: Apc Supporters, It's Time To Fight Back by cucumbar: 4:22pm On Oct 05, 2024
helinues:
All those bullying from the so called opposition would no longer be tolerated.

If they are not interested in discussing any logical arguments, they should stay out from the politics discussion.

Nigeria belongs to all of us, nobody papa get two heads

Why should any normal human being be hating on the progress and development of his/her own country just because their candidates loss in the last election?

Would they have tolerated all those shenanigans from the opposition had their candidates won the election.

It's time to fight back, all those development news that some people have been undermining calling them propagandas just because they are just so bitter with anything good news related to Nigeria, we are shutting them down from hence forth

God bless Nigeria
you can’t use the word, LOGICAL and APC supporters in the same sentence.

APC supporters are born daft, incapable of logical reasoning.

When they write, you keep wondering if they are not mad.
PoliticsRe: Gov Eno Names Daughter Acting First Lady Following Wife’s Passing by cucumbar: 4:18pm On Oct 05, 2024
This one na to continue to allocate money to that office for embezzlement.

No vacuum whatsoever.

Useless people were invoked from hell to govern this country.

Seems they are evenly distributed in all locations.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Plans To Bar Customs, NPA, Others From Revenue Collection by cucumbar: 9:53am On Oct 05, 2024
Harnny:
You just gave a lot of subjective bullshit with no analysis or reference to the matter in discuss.
craze boy… you know what that person you quoted wrote is true.

If you still think this useless persons are bringing out their dirty so called reforms to benefit the masses, then you are as useless as they are.
TravelRe: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by cucumbar: 7:48pm On Oct 04, 2024
Has UAE started issuing tourist visa to Nigerians?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Forwards Four Tax Reforms Bills To National Assembly, Changes FIRS To NRS by cucumbar: 11:50am On Oct 04, 2024
Lithiumite:
You shallow minded people who duel on nothing but negativity,nothing happens in isolation,every policy has it's cause and effects.....the problems with Nigeria are structural and not human dependent as many would think.....let's get the system right and every other thing will fall in place.

LG autonomy
Liberalisation of the Forex market
Independence of state legislatures
Tax reforms
Deregulation of the oil industry
State police
VAT on the concurrent list
Student loans/ full university autonomy.

Etc.
Mumu.. be speaking useless grammar there.
The people feeling the pinch, knows whats up .
Na grammar we go chop? Nothing is working, or seems like it is working.

Na God go punish you and your likes for supporting these thieves in power. Just wait for it.
PoliticsRe: LG Elections: Gov Fubara Declares Thursday, Friday Public Holidays by cucumbar: 12:04am On Oct 03, 2024
Magnumproperty:
Maybe men should stop helping men. But there is a saying that if we closed our eyes to bad people passing when the good ones passed we won't know.

Helped a suffering friend to secure a good mouth-watering job which I ought to go for but because of his predicament; I had to give him the job even the salary is x2 of my current earning. Since when he started the job I have not seen him face to face like this and baba they always pass the same expressway where I'm staying. Even the source of the job dey vex for me say e give me job I go give another person. Now, no chance for me again from that same source for now.

Person wey Dem never betray before will be the one supporting Fubara naaa.
liar… this stupid agbadorian is here again.

Like your master, lying is your stock in trade.

Who you give job, you this dirty church rat?

That tongue you Dey use lie, THUNDER strike am next rainy season if you no turn from your lying ways.
PoliticsRe: Okun Ajah Kicks Over "Diversion" Of Lagos-Calabar Expressway by cucumbar: 2:17pm On Oct 02, 2024
Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/community-kicks-over-alleged-diversion-of-lagos-calabar-expressway/
l’m sure they voted for the owner of the useless coastal highway to no where.
PoliticsRe: My Shop Was Full But Now Empty Under Tinubu’s Bad Govt – Lagos Woman Fumes by cucumbar: 10:21pm On Oct 01, 2024
CyrusVI:
angry

I feel for her,but we have to sacrifice now for the future

The best time to do this was under that dummy, spineless Jonathan and the second best time is now

Hes tryna steady the ship, we will arrive at the shore safely.

Look at the other side sea, its a large field with unquantifiable harvests
Tinubu’s AI has spoken!
BusinessRe: Naira Under Fresh Pressure, Ends September At N1,705/$ In Parallel Market by cucumbar: 1:31pm On Oct 01, 2024
Cmeo:
Give us your own Nonsense talk now and let's see if we can establish a sense out of it
nonsense. I don’t discuss with agbadorians. I just call them out.

You guys have destroyed this country, and you are here capping rubbish.

No let me slap you o.
BusinessRe: Naira Under Fresh Pressure, Ends September At N1,705/$ In Parallel Market by cucumbar: 11:15am On Oct 01, 2024
Cmeo:
Today's Independence Day speech (if he is not lying) made me establish that it is a deliberate plan by the FG to have the dollar at the current price and any other price they may wish for the dollar. I made this point due to Tinubu's speech that the FG has paid all its Ways and Means loans of over 30T. The question is how did they pay it if not through the increase in dollar rate, remember that the government is the highest earner and seller of dollars.

I can predict that the dollar price will come down again when the government is satisfied with the level of industrial development of the country and hoarders of dollars will cry then. However, I advise (not professional advice though) that people having dollars now should use them for machine purchases, set up industries in Nigeria and purchase local raw materials to take mass advantage of the government's influence on dollars at this time.

Our government seems to have moved from being a socialist to a socio-capitalist now.
Rubbish talk… you can’t deduce anything.
Tinumbu supporters are too dumb to make any rational deductions.
PoliticsRe: Do You Enjoy 20 Hours Of Light In Your Area? by cucumbar: 10:21pm On Sep 30, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy

Me no dey lie
or Anambra here, it should be around 18hours a day on average.

I dont know if its the EEDC doing abi na Soludo doings but for a remote worker, I couldnt have wished for a better use
you this APC AI Dey live for anambra? Liar !!!

You are working remotely for BMC. This I believe.

Thunder go still fire you for all the lies and propaganda of APC.
PoliticsRe: Import Bill On Used Vehicles Drops 83% To ₦‎138.62 Billion by cucumbar: 10:05pm On Sep 30, 2024
Hezzyluv:
The Corolla LE 2006 model my bros bought for 1.5m in 2014 is now 15m sad

Just how? How? How? How..? For vehicle of almost 20years ago...huh ?
Liar… how can 2006 Corolla be 15m?

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