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BusinessRe: CBN Directs Banks To Suspend Charges On Deposits Till September by cucumbar: 3:37pm On May 08, 2024
Devil1Messenger:
U are dull
Is IGR a measure of development?

Hope u see how Tinubu is taxing everything, that was how he did in Lagos to raise IGR.
A very dumb strategy that only make sense to foolish people like u.
GDP, HDI those are the globally recognised indices for measuring development and Peter Obi dust fashola and Tinubu combined in those areas
Any madman can come and start taxing every goat and fowl to raise IGR. That is what Tinubu did in Lagos and that is what he is doing in Nigeria now
Hope u are enjoying the govt now
Ozuor
don’t mind that slowpoke that has smart in his name. He is nowhere near smart.

One thing about these people that support this government like this monkey you quoted is that, they are ‘never do wells’ in real life, and want to drag everyone to their level.
That’s one reason they support all this rubbish.

If you see most of them in real life, you’ll ask yourself if these are the lots you’ve been engaging with online.
BusinessRe: CBN Directs Banks To Suspend Charges On Deposits Till September by cucumbar: 3:21pm On May 08, 2024
SmartyPants:
There is nothing worth reading in the rubbish that fellow wrote. To start with, as is the usual way with the Obidients, his entire message is based on a lie. Lagos does not have and has never had anywhere close to 1 trillion naira in IGR. The highest is 650bn or thereabouts of last year. and that is not even up to half a billion dollars. Again, claiming that there is nothing to show for it is a most unfortunate lie. Lagos is miles ahead of the rest of Nigeria in infrastructural development. Finally, it makes no sense to claim that a man who could not eradicate touts in his relatively small capital city would be able to do so in a city like Lagos that draws people from all over the country. This is a man who governed, Anambra, one of Nigeria's most productive States, but could not do anything to improve its IGR. A man who thinks governance is best proven by showing people the money you stashed underground (in his family's bank) when you ought to have shown how you increased the funds. Instead, it is to be chooking eye at what another man built, with all sorts of covetous daydreams of if Peter Obi had managed Lagos. Shame on you all.
this boy, you no smart at all. I wonder what smart is doing in your username.

Anybody wey open eyes vote for who Dey lick microphone or Dey support am is not smart.
FoodRe: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by cucumbar: 5:13pm On May 06, 2024
modernWays:
The present government is being elected for the period of 4 years, if all of you complaining are wise, you should've known that the only option left for us now is to hope for the best and review his performance after the expiration of his tenure. 2027 is the best time to act on our frustration and not now that you and I cannot go there to remove him.

Governance is a complex procedure, you cant write off someone after a year out of 4 years. It is quite OK if you guys hate him but stop wishing him bad for your stupid justifications.
you are still talking about hoping for the best.? I can see you are at the same level with the people you supported to government.

Your oga even asked if na statistics we go chop?

If you can’t make inferences from present and past occurrences to predict the future, then you are a slow poke.

It’s unfortunate that we are in the same country with stupid lots like you and your likes.

Hope kee you there.
FoodRe: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by cucumbar: 4:44pm On May 06, 2024
maasoap:
That's because the man in charge is too concerned about increasing government revenue so that they can have more money to share in term of monthly allocations. He doesn't relate with masses at all.
shocked shocked I thought this man was your man o. What happened?
FoodRe: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by cucumbar: 3:22pm On May 06, 2024
modernWays:
Cut yam has been in existence since time immemorial, you people just want to use every avenue to blame this government.

We are not ok with their performances but let exercise a little bit patience to see how things turn around in 2 years.
😁😁. You are seeing things go worse with your big eyes , and you are still exercising patience for 2 years.

You are also seeing with your two big eyes that these people are not making any efforts to improve the situation, and you are hoping that things will get better?

What’s the basis of your hope?

You better open your eyes and nose and smell the coffee.
FoodRe: Garri Hits ₦72k Per Bag In Jos by cucumbar:
Majesty7:
In your delusional state, you believed your daft Obi would have performed better? Won't blame you.
You are obviously from the clans of baboons who knows next to nothing. Thankfully, you were even bold enough to call yourself out as the enemy of the country. The bible even said, "Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: They shall prosper that love thee."

and you are wondering why God hasn't answered you yet. May God heal you
just shut up there, you i.mbecile.

People are complaining because of the consequence of your stupidity, and you want to shut them up? How dare you?

The Bible said what again? Pray for what? After you knowingly voted rubbish?

Didn’t you see that part of the Bible that said you are dumb?

Mumu na I’m you be. You can’t eat your cake and have it. God is not as dumb as you are.

Dont mention the Bible again make God no hasten your punishment, because you must surely be punished for your stupidity.

Yamayama fall on that your ugly old bald head if you come here and gaslight people.
FoodRe: Garri Hits ₦72k Per Bag In Jos by cucumbar: 7:41pm On May 05, 2024
Majesty7:
And don't be surprised that they felt it the most. Only an idiot will celebrate the bad situation of his community not to talk of his country.
if you call people idiots for saying it as it is , what do we call people like you that voted demons into power?
Stop the gaslighting. Animals like you and the person you quoted were the ones that put the country on this mess.
Thunder fire all of Una there.
TravelRe: Is Ogba Ikeja Safe For Tourists? by cucumbar: 10:44am On May 05, 2024
Ericmaestrooffi:
You’re very useless, how did I bash her?

Just stating facts, this foreigners should stop seeing Nigeria as some deadly zone, the country is very safe.

I’m not in the country at the moment but when I do come around I go about my business freely.

So fvck off mister.
this one head no correct.
Which country is fucking safe? Because it has not happened to you?
For God’s sake, who gives birth to people like these lots?
PoliticsRe: N300 To 1$ - Nigeria Will Be Great Again by cucumbar: 10:30am On May 05, 2024
clearcrystal:
Let's keep our hopes alive.
Nigeria will be great again
Sooner than latter, we shall all be proud of Nigeria
Japa syndrome will die a natural death
Our brothers in diaspora will return home to build the nation
Food will be the chipest thing money can buy
Brethren, the real change is coming!

Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria
how far with this post?
Olodo…. He can’t even spell cheapest.
Keep on keeping hope alive.
I pray you don’t die hoping before you learn how to vote based on competence rather than tribalism.
PoliticsRe: Why Does It Seem Like Lagos State Mostly Demolishes Only Fine Buildings by cucumbar: 10:15am On May 05, 2024
softtorce:
So far Igbo leaves we are OK with it being worse than warri
Did they acquire the land from Yorubas at gun point? Were they not sold willingly?

When you see people doing better than you are, show some respect.

Na envy go kill you and your likes.
TravelRe: Helicopters Providing Aerial Support For Abuja-kaduna Train Passengers - Police by cucumbar: 2:54pm On May 04, 2024
Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxM6Sq_tryU?si=J1kEUpxdYdoN_HUu

Security: Helicopters providing aerial support for Abuja-Kaduna train passengers – Police



https://nairametrics.com/2024/05/03/security-helicopters-providing-aerial-support-for-abuja-kaduna-train-passengers-police/
na the same helicopter go attack the train, dem go say na mistake.
PoliticsRe: How Much Are You Buying A Litre Of Petrol In Your Area? by cucumbar: 9:13am On May 04, 2024
Saao:
I don't want to dwell in the argument with you but we are all in it. With high cost of living, and inflation, time will tell how far he can go with his policies without human face. Cheers
😁 you are wasting your time arguing with that one.
His prick gets errect at the mention of the word ‘subsidy’ and he starts capping rubbish.
TravelRe: Some Epic Coastal Highways From Around The World by cucumbar: 7:51am On May 02, 2024
flokii:
Most of them travel abroad with their eyes closed..

China is building bridge in the sky, while many other countries in Europe have super highways that connect all their cities, with subway system too.
We know the sore losers are only pained that PBAT and his team have hit the ground running and are performing beyond expectations.. In 3 yrs from now, Nigerians will be smiling.
say beyond your expectation. Of course, you and your likes are failures that’s why you can see backwardness as performance beyond your expectations. Mumu.
TravelRe: Some Epic Coastal Highways From Around The World by cucumbar: 7:50am On May 02, 2024
flokii:
Most of them travel abroad with their eyes closed..

China is building bridge in the sky, while many other countries in Europe have super highways that connect all their cities, with subway system too.
We know the sore losers are only pained that PBAT and his team have hit the ground running and are performing beyond expectations.. In 3 yrs from now, Nigerians will be smiling.
say beyond your expectation. Of course, you and your likes are mediocres that’s why you can see backwardness as performance beyond your expectations. Mumu.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Declining Economic Activities Worrisome – CBN by cucumbar: 5:57am On May 02, 2024
maasoap:
Even people like us who could still afford to eat any food we wanted under Buhari can't spend anyhow now. It's very serious.
Even you APC supporter? Keep supporting evil, you hear?
PoliticsRe: Young Fulani Bandits Openly Flaunt Themselves On Tiktok (video) by cucumbar: 2:18pm On May 01, 2024
LocalFARMERS:
I wonder if we have Police or DSS in this Country. Young Fulani Bandits have turned TikTok to their personal site. They openly create accounts and flaunt themselves. Yet, non of them is arrested.


Why do we have Police, DSS, NIA and other intelligent agencies in this Country, when some criminals will freely flaunt themselves on social media without fear.

This is an insult to this Country. I urge our security agents to do something about this.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km0kqV5qtRw
its like calling DSS and police and the army on youth corpers. can't you see they are wearing camo? the earlier you realise that they are government pikin , the better.
BusinessRe: Naira Rebounds, Gains N28.15 Against Dollar by cucumbar: 12:15pm On May 01, 2024
StOla:
Not the administration, but the Nigerians who are too vested in Nigeria failing.

The current administration is only providing a reaction to that unpatriotic action, while still allowing room for the problem to continue.
as usual, blaming everyone else instead of the useless people you support.

You are really sick upstairs.
BusinessRe: Naira Loses ₦‎79 To Dollar by cucumbar: 9:02am On Apr 30, 2024
SmartyPants:
When we say there are some clowns waiting for dollars to reach 2k naira gleefully. So many will respond deceptively pretending they don't know that there are such.

Look at the buffoon above for example. cheesy Usd is going nowhere but down...watch and see. It will be reveresed in a few days at most.
you are not smart at all, if you think ’wishing’ that the dollar reaching 2k is what is actually making the naira depreciate.

Dem don swear for people like Una .
BusinessRe: Naira Loses ₦‎79 To Dollar by cucumbar: 8:58am On Apr 30, 2024
AbuTwins:
All these blamers were nowhere to be found when Naira was appreciating steadily.

Once anything bad come up they take the chance to abuse Tinubu and Nigeria as what they were waiting for has happened!

All those who rejoice in evil and sadness will have it live with them eternally!
Mumu… if we no blame tulumbu , who we go blame? Who is the president?
Till now, you still have not realized that they must put the right policies in place. Stuffs don’t work by chance.

You dull o.
BusinessRe: Naira Loses ₦‎79 To Dollar by cucumbar: 8:53am On Apr 30, 2024
plumcomm:
This kind of news gives some people the joy they have not experienced since a couple of months ago.
shut up there . Who are the some people ?

Instead of holding your government responsible for playing with your life, you are here typing rubbish.

Why am I even talking with someone that doesn’t value his life sef. 🤔

Nonsense !
PoliticsRe: Umahi Gets Presidential Directive On Sokoto-Badagry Coastal Highway Design by cucumbar: 8:48am On Apr 29, 2024
WizardOfNG:
Correct talk. When folks are not objective or progressive, to begin with, funny and senseless criticism is all you will get from them.

Only a fool or a total hater will not understand that Nigeris must move into an age where Governors must be held accountable to do more.

They earn more now and new reforms and ratified laws allow them the independence to do far more. They must therefore be tasked, by Nigerians and the Presidency, to take far more responsibility than they did before.

Sad reality is that the hater you address, and his kind, love to pretend only Tinubu and the FG exist to solve all problems because their aim is to always show the President and his government alone as incompetent and unworthy.

Well, Nigerians are wiser and Tinubu is certainly not GEJ or Buhari. This is only year one of his Presidency. Governors, Ministers and heads of parastatals will be shocked how BAT will 'change it' for them if they are found wanting.

Tinubu is not irretrievably attached to anything or anyone other than performance of leaders leading to development of Nigeria.
Dey there Dey deceive yourself. Thief Dey change it for thief?

That was how Mumus like you supported a failure like yourselves for 8 years. You have started with the same template again.

I know your likes have nothing to lose. The vast majority of you are never do wells, and you intend to drag everyone to your level. Continue.
PhonesRe: Glo, MTN, Airtel, Others Move To Raise Tariff by cucumbar: 11:05am On Apr 26, 2024
meobizy:
We’re slowly edging into the era of Nigerians running two jobs to make ends meet.
not possible… Nigeria is not a 24 hours society.
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To ₦‎1,300/$ In Official Market by cucumbar: 9:55am On Apr 24, 2024
theredaddy:
You right english so well yet you sounded outrightly like an illiterate

Despite all the explanations written on line, appreciation of naira can only reflect overtime una still det spew rubbish
I think most you just hide behind the market prices to vomit una wicked thoughts, you people never wish the country get better.

those wishing the economic to fall, whatever there gain is naa on top terminal sickness dem go dey spend am, there loved ones no go ever dey alright
😁 if you are still stupid enough not to have realized that the economy don’t based on your wishes , then your case is pathetic and beyond redemption.

You agbadorians are hopelessly dull.
TravelRe: Thailand Tourism by cucumbar: 11:29pm On Apr 21, 2024
affordahospital:
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Phuket, Thailand positioned in the deep blue of the Andaman Sea, is an island destination that offers fun activities so as to keep everyone happy. Patong, with its liveliness and the beach at Kata that offers timidity, Phuket brings a penelope of varying experiences to be beholden. If it is adrenaline pumping water sports you want to try, experience and adventure in ancient temples, or just want to unwind and chill-out the vast palm-fringed beaches, Phuket can cater all your needs.


Kochi to Phuket Tour Packages:Kochi to Phuket Tour Packages:

Traveling up, from opens doors to an endless number of things to do. Travel operators in this part of the world are very well aware that all travelers from Kochi have their own unique preferences and ultimately provide them with such specifically designed packages, which in turn, are unforgettable and exceptional. Whether be those pleasures troubling tasks or just the most hidden secrets of Phuket Kochi to Phuket tour package are ready to turn your dream holiday into reality.

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The the moment we get to the world of Phuket island, people will come across a different horizon full of the lights and sound. An organized plan of tourists' stay which they can do by planning with our team helps them fully utilize their trip. The first day may be devoted to Phuket Town tour, where one can enjoy a blending of the old and the new - if Thailand’s colonial past is added to its contemporary Thai culture. As with the second day becoming the island-hopping conception by visiting the small islands which include Phi Phi islands or James Bond island. Let’s make volunteering at our local retirement home your itinerary for the day. And on day three while we spend the day at Kata or Karon Beach just for relaxation and rejuvenation.


Phuket Vacation Packages from Kochi:Phuket Vacation Packages from Kochi:

It is for the tourists who are seeking for an uninterrupted and convenient vacation experience that the provide a convenient alternative. These comprehensive packages all in one in most cases bring a package that involves flights, lodging accommodations, transportation, and a list of activities and tour that are specially selected for the package. Smart travelers taking tours by experienced tour operators enjoy fully relaxing atmosphere and only focus on absorbing the beauty, unique architecture and culture of Phuket in a stress free manner.

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However, the white sands and the sapphire blue seas is only half of the story. Phuket has a wealth of experiences for you; these are once in a lifetime kinds. Enjoying real Thai flavors at the local spots and taking to the jungle for epic treks are just a part of Phuket’s vibrant mosaic of adventures and learning. Interacting with the resident culture either through traditional showcasing activities like Muay Thai boxing contest or Thai dance shows increases tribal transition. Their stories will stay in your memory forever.

Going to Phuket from Kochi will present you with a phenomenal experience—a trip of your life. This is a perfect opportunity to get out of your safe zone, reach outside your own culture, and create the most beautiful memories which will be an invaluable asset during the rest of your life. Whether it is a full of attributes like beauty, safety, hospitality, activities and entertainment, etc, Phuket will inarguably give you more than your expectation, and that you can only experienced them if you come here with either you're family, groups, or by yourself.
I want to visit Bangkok, Indonesia, etc but it seems their visa requirements are very stringent, e.g, getting an invite from someone there ,or a tour company.is there a way you can assist?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Set To Receive Fresh $2.2bn World Bank Loan – Edun by cucumbar: 11:22pm On Apr 21, 2024
grandstar:
This is the World Bank rewarding the present government for implementing policies that reduce wastes such as the partial removal of petsubsidies diea and an increase in electricity tariffs.

However, the governments needs to go further. I have always been a fan of shock therapy rather than the slow and steady methods.

The price of petrol needs to be completely deregulated as already done with diesel and kerosene.

Next, should be the deregulation of the price of electricity. Once electricity providers are able to charge cost reflective prices for their power, it would encourage massive investments by the Discos into upgrading their network and Gencos into building more power plants. New players will even enter the industry with this incentive.

Government should go further and slash company taxes to 15% or less. Low corporate taxes have the incredible Incentive of encouraging massive Foreign Direct Investments (FDI) into economies that apply them. Charles Soludo said if FDI totalling 5% of GDP flows in yearly, by the fifth year, the economy will be growing too fast that it would overheat.
na only mouth Una get.....paper economist.

all the ones they removed, how has it helped your life?

agbadorians are just useless sha.
BusinessRe: People Are Wicked.....retailers Are Killing Us by cucumbar: 10:31pm On Apr 21, 2024
Elinosweet143:
Retailers are not trying at all, their own is too much imagine buying indomie for 10k with 40 peices inside and reselling it for 250 to 300 naira each, abi buying a dozen of 50naira biscuits for 600 and reselling each for 70 naira do the math and see the height of their greed and wickedness and this is to mention just a few oh the list os endless
is making N2000 on a carton of indomie too much profit?
BusinessRe: People Are Wicked.....retailers Are Killing Us by cucumbar: 10:29pm On Apr 21, 2024
ccollins:
keep quiet . Seems u love the economic hazards that Nigerians has faced unfortunately before but let me remind you that inflation has reduced, the naira has appreciated manifestly and there are signs that prices of goods are coming down well. How can you be unconscionable to support high inflation in a country instead of economic stability. U eagerly want people not to afford good things of life and that they should struggle because of inflation. See the price disparity between trade Fair market dealers and the local retailers around you and u are here trying to justify why commodities should be more expensive to what end? For your selfish reasons or to make most Nigerians not to be able to afford necessary basic commodities for themselves and their familiies.
How can retailers be changing prices like 3-4 times or more in the space of 2 months.thats abnormal. There is no famine and yet some retailers skyrocket their prices.they are truly greedy and it's either you are a member of Lagos chamber of commerce and industry or u are a typical business man retailer who just wants to make all gains from selling market.dollar is going down now so stop your selfish stories and defense. Prices of goods must come down.the federal competition and consumer protection commission would soon visit Lagos to stop this anomaly.
na by force to speak English?
You are even using words that are not in the dictionary.
No comma, no full stop.
You are compounding the problem for us sef.
BusinessRe: Naira: Concerns Over Fresh Threat From Crypto Traders by cucumbar: 9:43pm On Apr 21, 2024
GodHimself:
The language from the leadership is different compared to Buhari and Jonathan’s eras.

It’s obvious presido has a vision that is gradually magnetizing the whole nation into alignment.

God bless Nigerians.
Dey there Dey deceive yourself. If this people look to you like they have vision, then it means you are dull.
BusinessRe: Naira: Concerns Over Fresh Threat From Crypto Traders by cucumbar: 8:47pm On Apr 21, 2024
yemmit90:
The main reason is that, speculators has started accumulate for profit.

I notice since the day that foolish woman "Aisha Yesufu" or whatever they call her, advise people to start keeping their dollars, naira has been on steady decline.

What these people don't know is that, whatever they say can influence alot of people decision, how will you make such a statement, having know that there are set of people in millions who are always looking up to you for direction.

If Nigeria government is serious enough, such character should've been putting behind the bar since making that statement.
agbado boy… looking for everything to blame except the incompetent government you are supporting.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery To Begin Operation Before December 2024– Senate Committee by cucumbar: 11:30am On Apr 20, 2024

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