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Politics › Re: Lagos Computer Village Traders Vs Iyaloja-General Folashade Tinubu-Ojo by cucumbar: 4:33pm On Sep 04, 2024
Phones › Re: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by cucumbar: 1:57pm On Sep 04, 2024
HydraFeeds:
expensive iPhones are just for aesthetics,I regretted buying 13. The problem nor be here ,same as my 11 and a friend 14 .
Did you get them brand new?
Politics › Re: Power Generation Hits 5,313MW, Highest In Three Years by cucumbar: 11:02am On Sep 04, 2024
Business › Re: Dangote Petrol: Days Of Bowing To Foreign Powers Over – Otedola by cucumbar: 9:05am On Sep 04, 2024
treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/dangote-petrol-days-of-bowing-to-foreign-powers-over-otedola/
revolutionalize cement wey don Dey sell for 10k at the moment?

If it’s not benefiting the masses, then they should shove it into their smelly anuses .
Politics › Re: Report Jobless Individuals Living Lavishly, Matawalle Tells Sokoto Residents by cucumbar: 8:42am On Sep 04, 2024
Politics › Re: With Our Refinery, Nigeria’s True Fuel Consumption Will Be Tracked - Aliko Dango by cucumbar: 3:21am On Sep 04, 2024
BeeBeeOoh:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/with-our-refinery-nigerias-true-fuel-consumption-will-be-tracked-aliko-dangote/
This one don Dey make mouth… when Time reach , we go begin hear another story say thunder no fit let us get the true consumption.
Business › Re: Dangote Refinery Will Crash Dollars by cucumbar: 5:31pm On Sep 03, 2024
Ezmans:
Awalokan batstards have reappear on naira land today because of dangote personal business am ashame of them
they are talking to themselves 😆

Something they know will never happen, as long as the criminals they defend are still in power.
Stupid agbadorians.
Politics › Re: We’re Proposing Law To Increase VAT To 10% –presidential Tax C’mtee by cucumbar: 4:14pm On Sep 03, 2024
Segzy19:
Not defending the Tinubu government but I can boldly tell you that this piece of news here is just sensational and not the whole news...

I watched this guy explained everything on channels TV, Politics Today live yesterday.

They also plan to give a lot of tax exemptions to various sets of people and sectors too... No tax of raw foods, health, education ... They also plan to exempt certain people who are low earners (certain salary grades and levels ) from tax but 10% vat will surely apply to whatever you buy from a 5-star hotel.... Going to a 5-star hotel shows that you are wealthy and can afford, then you should be able to pay tax... Local government too will partake of the tax revenue.

I listened to him and he made a lot of sense.

But this poster of this news has just decided to pick a portion of the news that suits his/her emotions and puts it up here....

Here is the link below... (Copy and paste into browser)
Watch from 12 minutes into the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCK6eX659U?si=Bq5NfVTrzKgkq-27
why won’t he make sense to an agbado boy.

Every nonsense from the most useless government in the history of Nigeria makes sense to Una.

Una problem is that you want to bring everyone to your level.

Agbadorians like you are mostly Church rats .

God forbid bad thing.
Politics › Re: Matawalle, Service Chiefs Lands In Sokoto To Fight Banditry (Video) by cucumbar: 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2024
Dapromzy333:
https://news360ng.com/matawalle-leads-service-chiefs-to-sokoto-to-tackle-banditry-video/
Same matawale that is said to be the chief sponsor of Bandits according to TURUJI

This people Dey use us play sha .
Politics › Re: There Is Clear Hardship By Your Poor Governance–Universities Staff Knocks Tinubu by cucumbar: 1:49pm On Sep 03, 2024
Lizzysamuel:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/09/03/there-clear-hardship-your-poor-governance-nigerian-universities-staff-ssanu-knocks
It’s only in Nigeria you will see professor rigging elections for a certificate forger, and later start crying about hardship.

Body go tell Una.. e don Dey touch everybody!
Politics › Re: Minister Directs NNPCL To Sell PMS Above ₦‎1,000 To Curb Smuggling - ICIR by cucumbar: 10:12am On Sep 03, 2024
anonimi:
Why should we love our country more than the looters we mistake for leaders who hide our money in Pandora Papers while pretending to be holy holy saints of good governance. Na so we mumu reach huh
idiot… they are talking about your emilokan and his useless policies that are killing the masses , you are pasting articles about someone else.

The person wey cause Una madness really did a good job.

Werey .
Politics › Re: Minister Directs NNPCL To Sell PMS Above ₦‎1,000 To Curb Smuggling - ICIR by cucumbar: 7:47am On Sep 03, 2024
EcoNews:
You foolish souls never learn especially those of your obidient ipob. Supporting APC does not translate to supporting their bad policies. APC member have been at the forefront fighting against any increment of fuel price since Tinubu claim he removed subsidy so you should be the one shutting your foolish soul up n keep fighting for your Biafra ipob n the lunatic you support in Pandora criminal Peter Obi.
😆 since when has APC members been in the forefront of fighting against bad policies?
Has APC come up with anything good since their existence?
Hand don Dey touch you small small. Very soon, you go enter road protest .

I think say e get where Una Dey get am cheap.

Werey agbadorian
Politics › Re: NNPC To Become Sole Buyer As Dangote Refinery Begins Production by cucumbar: 11:29pm On Sep 02, 2024
Ttalk:
All we want is affordable and availability of PMS
omo, you won’t get it o… there’s a reason why they are selling to NNPC alone.

If after all the drama you’ve been seeing in the past months, you are still talking about availability and affordability, then, hmmmm!

Time will tell.
Politics › Re: Petrol At 1,000 Naira Per Litre: Nigerians are going through hell by cucumbar: 11:23pm On Sep 02, 2024
Nonexisting1:
No matter how you people try to paint it, I can smell a ronu miscreant when he wails subtly. You tried to sound intelligent not knowing that a discerning mind could easily smell you people out. Tinubu is now president and all of a sudden, you people are beginning to sound logical. Ndi ara. Getat abeg, you think I too have time for your hypocrisy. Mtchew
No ronu is ever intelligent.

All they do is to spill what they have been told in their WhatsApp class.

Very dull set of people, like their emilokan.

When you read their write-up , you’ll be wondering if they think through their anus.

Very stupid set of people .
Politics › Re: Petrol At 1,000 Naira Per Litre: Nigerians are going through hell by cucumbar: 11:01pm On Sep 02, 2024
Amalekki:
It is well. The people of Benin Republic, Cameroon, Togo, Ghana, Niger Republic, Burkina Faso and several others have been buying fuel at the rate that Nigerians are just getting used to. They are not dead, they are not in hell. We are going to be fine. We should be tired of 64 years with no clear direction, we had several decades of subsidized fuel with nothing to show. Something has to give.
craze Dey worry you. So Nigeria has direction now after removal of subsidy abi?
Anywhere you are, may thunder locate you.Werey .
Politics › Re: Billionaire Bill Gates To Visit Nigeria On Tuesday by cucumbar: 9:14pm On Sep 02, 2024
Odua4life:
he's trying to introduce GMO crops to Nigeria that's why an artificial famine Was created through the fulani herdsmen violence against farmers.. so gmo food will be introduced into our market with less resistance from the public. That's why Tinubu don't want him.... ask why is he here when Tinubu is in China. I'vebeen warning people about his plot for a while now. But most Nigerians are not as educated to that level so I jusst let it slide.

Mind you organic crops has been banned in the United States so people don't have that option any more. And you will need to go to Bill Gate to by the seeds because you can't replant the seeds from gmo products they simply won't grow thereby creating a food monopoly for the gmo seed production companies.

This means if he doesn't like you he won't sell seedsss to you and your people will suffer until you bow to him. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Igi gogoro ma gun mi lo just...ati okere Latin wo. On bo onbo awaon lan de de
Who tell you say Tinubu don’t like him? Na you he Dey come find all these while he’s been coming abi?

Tinubu doesn’t like him but likes his evil programs abi ?
Politics › Re: Billionaire Bill Gates To Visit Nigeria On Tuesday by cucumbar: 9:10pm On Sep 02, 2024
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Camp Update: 7 Stars Touch Down In Uyo Ahead Of AFCON Qualifiers by cucumbar: 5:51pm On Sep 02, 2024
officialwdhtv:
Super Eagles camp update: Seven stars touch down in Uyo ahead of 2025 AFCON qualifiers

William Troost-Ekong
Ola Aina
Semi Ajayi
Ademola Lookman
Olisa Ndah
Taiwo Awoniyi
Fisayo Dele-Bashiru

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB1213JaRsk
Stars wey no fit wean AFCON… those ones na stars?
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by cucumbar: 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2024
Kobojunkieee:
Falana has it all wrong! Technically, Tinubu has merely accomplished what he proposed back in 2019 which is to widen the tax net so that every Nigerian, including the impoverished, is made to pay taxes even if in suffering. In so doing, he has also reduced the purchasing power of Nigerians, something he may not have intended. undecided

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZA_vYoWXQg
Something he never intended?
I think there is a video in circulation where he specifically mentioned it during his campaign.

He was not suppose to reveal it.

The earlier people know that all these poverty on the masses are deliberate, the better.
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by cucumbar: 12:35pm On Sep 02, 2024
Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/fuel-scarcity-fewer-vehicles-on-nigerian-roads-falana-laments/
That Mumu boy that is called @Nairalander1 abi what is that his useless name won’t come and say anything here o.

He is hiding now… pretending that he has not seen this thread.

Once he hears subsidy , he’ll come out and tell you that subsidy has to go because cheap fuel is being smuggled to other countries.
Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by cucumbar: 12:29pm On Sep 02, 2024
[quote author=Eriokanmi post=131812155]2027 has proferred a solution to itself already. No need for lamentations. Anyone who goes to work daily and struggle to catch a bus at bus stops amonth the frustrated mammoth crowd would understand better. The fraud called APC won't happen to Nigeria ever again.

How can they say thunderstorm and rainfall hampered the release or supply of petrol nationwide. They recently made a you turn of their lies and said scarcity was due to the activities of smugglers at the border as if the neighbouring countries too don't import petrol for use by their people, as if customs at border post are on holiday. Before you get to idi iroko border, you won't drive past 2 posts before you're caught if you smuggle fuel. Customs are in bushes too. I hope at the end of their 4 years, they'd not blame economic sabotage for their failure.

That's what happens when you say it's your turn and you forced yourself into power. The consequences are what we're seeing today. God factor had been thrown off. All his strategies had been exhausted yet, nothing is working. The last time I checked, subsidy is gone! The queues at the stations and the subsidy paid monthly, are unprecedented in the history of Nigeria today.
Politics › Re: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by cucumbar: 5:28pm On Aug 31, 2024
nairalanda1:
I'm so happy to bring out the sexy in you.
you bring out the sexy in your generation, not me o.

Thunder go soon fire your yamayama head for supporting evil .
Politics › Re: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by cucumbar: 5:18pm On Aug 31, 2024
yemmit90:
What about deploying advance technology to combat oil thief and smuggling? What about punishing corrupt custom officials to serve a lesson to others? What about hiring a machineries services to monitor our borders?

That was the same excuses before they remove the subsidy, but look at the country today. To even think that this useless government removed fuel subsidy with absolutely no impact on economy says alot about the policy.

Keep supporting the useless government, the monster you keep petting today may swallow you tomorrow.
Don’t mind that idiot .

Anytime he hears subsidy or fuel increase, he gets an errection.
Politics › Re: NNPC Must Sell Petrol Above Landing Cost To Combat Smuggling —Heineken Lokpobiri by cucumbar: 5:08pm On Aug 31, 2024
nairalanda1:
grin

Someone has spoken the cold hard truth.

Etiher we sell fuel above the landing cost, or we will continue to feed the smugglers free money and free cash.

And before you come and start shouting 'Why can't government stop the smugglers...ask the Saudis, Venezuelans, Angolans, Iranians and especially Libya why they can't stop smuggling too? Are they run by Nigerian leaders?

I mean, I buy fuel at below N700 and then cross the border and sell that thing at N1400 or more. TELL ME, won't you be able to come home , bribe the customs men and women, and police, and civil defence, AND STILL MAKE A FAKKING PROFIT.


Yet at the end, most Nigerians say we should keep fuel below the landing cost because ;poverty. Yet these people won't do the same for their businesses because.....poverty.

If you want to end smuggling, etc, etc....STOP KEEPING SUBSIDY, AND FACE THE EFFING REALITY.

And if you think this makes me an APC supporter, you are either mad, or sick in the head. cheesy
yeye boy… they have fed you with what makes your penis rise.
Ask Saudi , ask this one…. Na for only bad things you know how to make comparison.

Anywhere you hear subsidy or fuel price you run out of your hole and begin to talk rubbish that you can’t defend.
Business › Re: PZ Cussons Nigeria Reports First Annual Loss In Years Amid Naira Depreciation by cucumbar: 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2024
emkz:
Breaking News: Peter Obi sews aimless twitter thread, laments PZ record-making losses, blames President Tinubu for multidimensional poverty and encourages the government to invest in education to arrest decline in human capital development.

We hope that one day, Peter Obi would see something positive to say about Nigeria.

PS: Please for those celebrating their ignorance and attacking me over the comment above, the comment is satire, based on Peter Obi's predicatble but humorous behaviour. It is sad I have to explain something so basic to those who deluded themselves that they could install a mediocre president on Nigeria. Their candidate was so mediocre that he reasoned his only path to win election was to set Christians against Muslims. Two Muslim candidates thrashed the Pentecostal project.
You fail to give a reason why they shut down irev.
Your incompetent jagababan didn’t win that election, that was why they shut down irev.

Now, Perform na, he no fit companies are declaring losses for the first time in 100 years of existence and you are opening your smelly mouth to call obi.

It’s obvious you are a bastard.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s $1Trillion Economy Target Under Tinubu Impossible – Rewane by cucumbar: 8:42am On Aug 31, 2024
treesun:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/31/nigerias-1tn-economy-target-under-tinubu-impossible-rewane/
You don’t need to tell us.

We know already. Going by their “Disperformance “ so far, anybody expecting anything good from this guys will die of expectation.
Politics › Re: How EndBadGovernance Protest Cost DSS, NIA Bosses Their Jobs by cucumbar: 8:25am On Aug 31, 2024
naija4life247:
These people do not know Tinubu, he can get rid of anybody at anytime. Tinubu is neither Goatluck Jonathan nor Mumumodu Buhari
When will turubu get rid of himself?
He is much more incompetent than the two bosses he sacked combined.
Celebrities › Re: Music Icon, Onyeka Onwenu, Buried In Lagos (Photos) by cucumbar: 7:37pm On Aug 30, 2024
CyrusVI:
sad

The most comforting thing about Death is that, there is no consciousness and pain in Death. At least, she wont feel anything anymore

Her accent was sleek, her beauty was Marilyn Monroe-esque

Some Philosophers said its greedy to want to live in an Afterlife when some people died via Abortion. So lets assume theres not one


This one life she lived has being very inspirational to many. RIP
you don die before ?

Be chooking mouth everywhere like parrot.

People like you that support evil will feel pain in death o. Don’t get it twisted.
Crime › Re: Security Operatives Gun Down Final Year Varsity Student In Anambra by cucumbar: 2:18pm On Aug 30, 2024
dkidd:
I honestly didn't want to respond but I will just this once. Calling out Ur stupidity now makes me undergraduate right? Lol when I graduated I believe U were still wearing dirty pants in Ur ghetto neighbourhood pushing tires. Thank God both my parents are blessed beyond measures, alive, strong and healthy, I wouldn't bother insulting urs cos I know the type of home Ur kind originate from... A generation of blessed people can never be cursed. U will still suffer. Shebi na U aboky scam the other day that U lost a meagre 23k to and ran here crying like a headless goat for nairaland to help u... Mugu 😂😂😂
Just 23k? Check well o… you might be talking to the wrong person.😀😆😆

This one said he was working in Access bank at the age of 14 and has tenants like you in his compound.

Omo, the hate among the tribes in Nigeria is huge.

I fear a rwnandan-like genocide if this persists.

😞 so sad!
Crime › Re: Security Operatives Gun Down Final Year Varsity Student In Anambra by cucumbar: 2:10pm On Aug 30, 2024
2cribz:
No pity for the dead,he should rot in hell. He must have been a cultist,at 27 final year student,imagin3,at that age I was already a staff of access bank.i graj at 24...he must have had issues with that vigilante,or was rude and all that. I know how these students behave rude and toxic.when I was a student,I was less rude and always called everybody oga,madam or sir
how were you able to arrive at these conclusions?
Crime › Re: Security Operatives Gun Down Final Year Varsity Student In Anambra by cucumbar: 2:08pm On Aug 30, 2024
kenbee:
Life just happened to him. May his soul Rest in Peace
Rather , Nigeria happened to him .
Romance › Re: How Do I Make My Girlfriend Leave My House by cucumbar: 1:24pm On Aug 29, 2024
Afodot0022:
Top of the day to my nairalanders family, God bless you all in all ramifications. I know some will be familiar with my stories here, if you are not, you can visit my profile to get familiar.

My girlfriend have been living with me for a month now and reason I took her in was that she was kicked out from her friend she shared an apartment with and got no choice than to accept her briefly pending when she gets her own accomodation.

Initially I thought it will be beneficial she staying as I expect her to support but she is sole dependent on me even knowing that she works and earn well.

Now the narrative is changing as this my girlfriend is getting too relaxed, comfortable and looks like she doesn't want to leave again and want us to live together. At first I wanted this cos I expected she will also contribute in the house but I noticed she has been keeping her money to herself despite her working and depending on me solely and making me take husband responsibility that I have not signed for.

She is kinda lazy even despite her living with me, I still do my chores, clean and attimes cook. She only do these once in a while. There was a time she wanted to do her laundry, our dirty cloths was in the basket, she picked only her own dirty cloths and left mine to wash her own alone, I was surprised she acted that way despite the help I rendered for her.

I was divorced 2years ago and don't even want to think about another marriage any time soon cos of the issues, stress and responsibility involved in marriage, now it seems this girl is driving me to that route which am not even ready or prepared for.

The last time I told her to get her apartment before this month end, she didn't take it well with me, she started crying and manipulating me emotionally. To myself, even if you want us to live together as couple atleast I should know your parents and do something on your head to prove that we are both married but truth be told, am not ready for such for now, am not ready for marital commitment.

Pls house, advice me on how to navigate through this situation, how can I get her to leave my apartment nice, as it is now, I don't even care if her leaving will be the end of the relationship, cause I remember she mentioned that if she leaves, she won't come to my house again never I just want to have my place to myself so I can plan and focus with the little am managing instead of her adding to my responsibility which am not st for.

Pls if you have once been in this situation, kindly drop some tips and advice that will help me out on this cos it's giving me sleepiness night and I don't want to treat her harshly or rudely. I will appreciate all you inputs
You still get time upload pictures after the long epistle.

Now I know this story is a lie you just conjured out of ya anus.

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