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Candyness:
Cundi, cuddle or wotever your name is you fat belly dancer. B!tch you know am hot, I know am hot, you know I know am hot and B!tch guess what, I could take your man anyday although he probably be ugly. B!tch  my advise to you ugly gorrilla, instead of hatin of slim hot chicks like me, I suggest you go find ways to loose weight. B!tch you can always start my joggin from Lagos to NewYork. Cuddlemi is what you call yourself. If I had my way, I would help you with a dirty slap. Am hot, you dont like  it, stuff ya. Holla!

You are not worth my space, time & utterances. Its obvious you are someone's second handle on here. People with multiple usernames should learn how to draw the line & do it perfectly well. I would do a better job at imitating characters. No babe would talk like this. It a guy using a girls pix to disturb the peace of Nlanders.

it is well:
Cuddlemii abeg pardon the guy. The guy na teenager. Now I know where the problem is coming from. Are u sure this your user name is not working against u?

It is well my dear.

ismaeel86:


Babe, when are u releasing the season 2 of your poems?

Omo love never shark my head yet. That time I was inloaf. I tried writing one without love but it didn't work out, I was battling with words and I wasn't flowing. Once I fall deeply in love again or find a muse, I will knock you down with some fresh .

Sike:
Jor oh! Lepa lo le shey jare

Really??

@Candyness,

I don't understand how a good looking babe like you would get cranky on beauty or sexy or pretty related topics. If you were abnormal or shapeless then its understandable.

Why do you let people get into your skin when its not like you have craw craw or eczema. Except of course you stole the picture on your profile because I can't seem to reconcile your good looks to your agbero approach.

Nayah was speaking about herself or explaining the topic at hand and you decided to attack her for no just cause. Do you envy her? The other time it was Ogugua88 then Inked. You don't need it because you look good but you are not potraying your looks or size well. Nayah on the other hand is repping plus size to the fullest without loosing her personality. Learn from her.

Please do something about you picture pose, I think its responsible for your utterances  

Lolz at this topic.

I think its not about the size most of the time. Its how you decide to potray that body, your aura & a guys preference. Some guys like toothpick, some chewing stick and some a branch of tree. But I like curves because its so African and sexy. I have admiration for Beyonce, kardashians, Eva mendes etc, those exhibit their curves well and they customized their body: slim at the right places & they left some tools unfit & obvious. I like slim babes like Megan good, Nia long etc. But I love & respect Shakira's aura & personality, so simple yet sexy & she rocks any body type(no gra gra or hyper active). My girl is stacey dash, she is slim and carries it well. So whether you are slim or plus size, just make a statement. This list is so incomplete without Halle berry.

As for big butt & bosoms, lolz. I don't wan't to sound vain so I would keep mute.

Orikinla:
Bros, it is dangerous to vouch for your babe when she is not with you. Because, you can only be sure when she is with you and not in your absence. Some babes have a different boyfriend in a different locations with different sim cards. If John no get network, dem go try Azubike. She may be your babe in Lagos, but she belongs to another guy in Warri. Is that not cheating? It depends on you. But to her, she is only having different bank accounts at different branches.

With all your post back and forth. Always changing your perspectives all the time, forget the models all over you statement. You need a woman, good love & nourishing romance. Even lefelefu is doing a better job by sticking to one style, he is consistent.

Because I have to

Because I can't live in isolation forever

Because I need a lifetime bed mate

Because I need love every now & then to step down

Because I love babies

Because its ordained by God & if I go into it for the right reasons, I wouldn't regret it

Because of companionship & friendship

Because of compromise & team work is the best.

Because I need a partner in crime, so we can cause trouble together & do mischievious things

Because I need a specimen to practice romatic lab 101 with

Because its only natural to like man so much to want one for keeps

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=785501.msg9386611#msg9386611 date=1319174606]
Although I really like that you're praising our brothers so much, I must admit a lot of those things are generalizations which cannot be applied to every Nigerian man.

Lmao at the Jamo girl. Not all of them are like that [unfortunately ][/quote]Lols. I had to be on their side for once. I am playing good cop for today. Obviously not all Nigerian men possess all those qualities but the question was why do Nigerian ladies like them so I said the sides I know. I mean Nigerian men have mini united nations as wives.

To begin with, you are first likely to be attracted to your kind. They are attracted to Nigerian men because they are from the same place. The ones that go for black foreigners do that because they are nearest in meaning to Nigerian men at least they have black skin & going by history or myths, those black men are descendants of slaves that were taken from Africa so their ancestral lineage can be traced back to Africa.

Secondly, Nigerian men are very good in bed that is why millions of women of all tribes from around the world like dating them & marrying them. The other day I saw an Indian babe almost buying the whole food chain of a store for a Naija guy & she kept spending without him moving an inch. Nigerian men have stamina, high libido & know the act well. I heard viagra was made from Buratanshi that is used in Nigeria. Rumor has it that some white or foreign men makes babes skin crawl & some of them smell (God forgive me)

Thirdly, Nigerian men are the best lovers you can ever have forget their games & all the criticism but they are caring. In SA for example, the men there treat their women like crap so they love Nigerian men a lot. But Nigerian men have mothers & believe in tradition or culture so they respect decent girls and sure know how to care for a lady, pamper her, spend on her etc. Some foreigners need to save for 2 years to take a vacation but Naija men can decide to take their wife to Dubai.

However, Nigerian men love kids & discipline them as such they don't spear any expense in sending their kids to good schools so as to be educated. But most foreign men are always searching for scholarships, some even force their kids to become athletes so as to go to school but Nigerian men send their kids to school, pay for the upkeep and all. Other tribes live on school loans and grants. Its only from Nigeria that a child would still be dependent on their parents at 16 & still stay with them. Nigerian fathers can do anything to give their kids the best. They can even go hungry to feed their kids. Some foreigners allow their kids call them by name like "hey yo, Jake gee, whats up homey" but a Nigerian father would teach his son how to greet him, his elders & people as a whole.

In addition, Nigerian men are very interesting people. They are good dancers and they follow the beat. There is just this swag with black skinned men. They don't age fast. They are always young at heart. Nigerian/black skinned men have better yarns for mouth. Some foreign men talk like bolos like they are clueless and dull. Although black men in other countries are sharp too just like the Nigerian men.

On the other hand, Nigerian men are hustlers & go getters. They must survive in the jungle. They are proactive & street wise . They can work 20 jobs, lift things or clean tables to survive while they go to school abroad. They can sell DVDs, clothes, laptops at computer village or whatever as long as they can make enough to feed their family & themselves. They have goals & aspirations. That is why Nigerian students perform very well in school abroad & focus on the good jobs after school because they know where they are coming from & have a target.

Moreover, before now, when a Nigerian lady has any form of relations with a foreign man, they tag them as prostitutes so ladies were ashamed to showcase their relationships but did it codedly but in recent time, a lot of women now marry or date white men. Some families don't permit it. People are quick to judge people who get involved with foreigners. The only advantage that white men have over black men are: 1) Security 2) Stability 3) Consistency

In conclusion, Nigerian men are very religious. whether its christainity, islam, the grail, Jehoval or Idol worshipping. They don't joke with their religion & they acknowledge God or their gods. You would see that no matter how much smoke or drink a man takes, that wont stop his relationship with God. Na them they even move active in church. Not all foreigners even believe in any form of religion.

ismaeel86:
^^ this babe is bweeriful walahi.

U never fill roster finish. na u dey know who be who for chicks but she makes sense sha, u know I got ur back

You go fear mathematicians, historians, psychologists & geologists for this thread. Okafor's law ko, Okonta's jury ni

Ranoscky:
???

Paper?. . . . U call it paper?. . . Just an ordinary paper? . . . WONDERFUL !!!

Well. . . All I have to say is, 80% of naija babes worship 'paper' more than ANYTHING!

Ok as far as you have acknowledge that there are still 20% that prefer pens, I rest my case then.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=785534.msg9383633#msg9383633 date=1319129344]Sweeery. Pls can u pls bend down and help me pick up the coins under the table?  Thanks! [/quote] what if she gives u a show of a lifetime, she burps & farts

Ranoscky:
^^ You didnt get my point.

I highlighted the line that I was concerened about, but u stil didnt get where I was driving to.

You said there are 60% of babes that doesnt get seduced by money, so I wanto know if u talking about naija babes, or girls in general?

In Nigeria. Believe it or not, some ladies are not seduced by money. How does paper get a babe excited, when there is the lips, the ripped tummy, the intelligence, the character etc. Well I don't get the concept.

lindabon:
>>>>> Double standard at its best! Mschew!!

The op sells fabrics, those kinds marry on time.

Ranoscky:
Quote by cuddlemii: Yes & No. It seduces some & it doesn't seduce some. What if the guy spending the money does not attract you sexually or his sight repulses you, the babe would never give him a stellar performance in bed. A babe has to like a guy, be attracted to him in all aspect to give him the go ahead let alone enjoy herself or please him. Most babes don't collect money from who they really like or their real bf. Maybe maga or philantrophist but that would strictly be on a swindle level or business level or contract or exchange level. I for example can't kiss someone I don't like, I need to feel for the guy first & he must communicate with my romantic side and I am sure there are at least 60% of babes who don't get seduced by money."

. . . . Are they (the 60% babes) from this planet earth that we all live in, or another planet? Which one, pls?

I don't really get it. Is it that you guys don't have what it takes to get a lady without cash. 3 factors seduce a babe or get her to stay with a guy but intelligence has been added & demoted money to no 4.

1) Good looks (confidence included)
2) Exceptional satisfying excruciating sex
3) Intelligence
4) Money (for those that need to buy affection because they don't possess the above qualities)

I am so clueless, what is going on here

Lol @ some of the response here

Hmm this is a good question because I never thought of it.

I am datable because I am a go-getter(persistent), God fearing, good aura, intelligent, extremely shy in real life, realistic, friendly, romantic to a fault, a good confidant, a good team player, down to earth, emotional, stubborn, independent, loyal, never a dull moment with me, understanding, a very good dancer & of course presentable for an African woman standard, lols

Godmother:
What do you do when you keep getting attracted to the wrong type of guys?

Godmother:
Guys who already have serious relationships are thee ones I like. Though most times I never know this from the begining.

Trying to.Lol

To begin with, I will advise you get rid of this your username first, it might be part of the reason why you are attracting the wrong type of guys. Secondly there is a thread that was created by qualified about being single at 32 or so. So many advice & resources there, I think you should read it or maybe I would paste the reply I gave on that post on here so you can read it.

[quote author=Mad Dog!!! link=topic=784641.msg9368065#msg9368065 date=1318958345]it seems married women dont like me especially in church, this has happened severly times that i decide to know if its common or that my case is different,

since i came into the states, i goes to a penticostal church unlike my anglican service in Nigeria
whenever in church and a wife/someones gf comes in my row and sits by my side,the man with her will quickly exchange sit (so he can sit by my side).this has happened uncountable that i felt something is wrong ,
i tried to wave it out as a common thing but last sunday was annoying! this chin chon couple abi boy frnd &girl frnd, the lady first came in and sit by my side exposing her brown teeth to me as a greeting while i returned with a friendly smile then the man comes in and asks her to move to the next sit so he can sit near me, though[b] i dint heard[/b] what they said but the same exchange of sit happened again!![/quote]

Op hope no be this kain grammar u dey blow for church na im dey make those married women run comot. If na me sef be ur pastor, I go put u for reserve bench or at the back of the band stand so that when you talk d breeze from the trumphet go carry the wave back to u. O boy, wetin u dey find with married ladies sef? instead make u pray say na singles go dey like u with dis ur eng. abi na ur double u want?

I like Majid Michel. God did over time on that one!

Plus he is exceptionally good at what he does, hollywood material.