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ObiomaA:
black g irls dey smell

U sef quit carrying that sewing machine on ur head all over town. Upgrade to a boutique, I promise you ladies that use deodrant, douche, feminine wipes, spray & always regular pad. Its a huge upgrade from chewing stick.

Why didn't you bring it to me instead. I would have cherished it .

I don't know what to say but your lady is absurd. Any babe that would rather let a flower wither because she cherishes wrist-watches more must be archaic.

Hope the branch was not too long, maybe she feared the usage in your absence, Lets not blame the poor babe, she might be scared of heights.

What I consider beautiful in all genders is sincerity, consistency & realness. I don't really look out for perfection in character because some people are good actresses/actors but I appreciate a snake, a devil who is true anyday to an angel I don't know. As for physical beauty that has nothing to do with anything, there is nothing bad in being beautiful as long as you potray it well. I also don't subscribe to ugliness, presentation is very important, its the way you are dressed that you would be addressed. So as Rokiatu & Claremont have said earlier, a lady is tagged beautiful if her external & internal attributes are good.

I just like this Segamite. He is a sex god.

I am not surprised that babes are feeling you, who wouldn't with a back like that. It shows you are fit & ripped.

Just show us the front view for a change. Let's see what you look like without the mask.

These days babes are trying too oh. They have left their heart in the cupboard where it should have been in the first place and they use their heads.

But realistically, its the men. Men are more consistent in their strategy and game. Men are not lousy & play clean games. Men are so good, they might even act like they are not smart but when they hit, they leave no traces. Some guys have sim cards for every relationship they keep.

A lady would be playing a guy & brag about it in her bf's compound, there is always loose ends with ladies.  Ladies are usually indecisive and react according to the moment. Ladies can start up well only to screw it up with something silly, like you have been forming decency and refused to drop for your guy only for g-strings & condom to drop from her bag, where are u coming from?. The smart women that can play their games in relationship are usually the quiet ones that don't talk, they are composed and don't keep friends, fear those gurus, there are smarter. Or ladies who have lived amongst guys and tapped enough knowledge.

Fear babes that give nick names like my love, my heart. That way they don't need to mix up names or call guys different names so they call all their bfs my love. Incase during intercourse, she doesn't need to call Taiwo, yomi. My love is for 5 guys.

Some babes have a coded sim card, they pretend to be their own toaster and start sending you threatning text message that they like your babe. Then they ask their brother or cousin with a good voice & classy charisma to speak to you. That is to create a competitive scenerio for her. In the bf's mind, his babe is in high demand by big boys. Some use it to insult their guy if a story is going round town that they r seeing someone so he is aware pple know.

So it swings both ways, its survival of the fittest .

What sort of crazy ar/se topic is this. . Its a very good topic.

Like my colleague would say, "chick means those girls that look fine with make up (mary kay coverage foundation), stilettos, abortion belt, peep toe etc but without them, they are beast of burden. You wake up beside them and you are like excuse me, please how did you get in here, who are you? And she is like,its me Rolake, we came in together yesternight. smh.

There is nothing wrong with wanting the good things of life. Presentable is safer than being ugly. Now if you are ugly & do nothing about it that one get clause. Your ugliness can be customized & stand out with proper grooming and confidence.  So there are no ugly peeps again, you only choose to be.

Intelligence is what people should be known for.

I would rather be presentable & intelligent but not ugly and not dumb/daft/dull/porous

tkb417:
LOL

okay, ill try the line in bold next time

all i want is some body contacts

Lol, you can't seduce from afar . You must be a lazy man in real life . The power of seduction is knowing person you want to seduce, once you study her, its easy to unlock those keys by pressing the burton. Some like gangsta approach (ur earlier point), some like sweet sugar coated tongue. some ladies like the romantics die, its all about what she likes. What I like is unsual & for my knowing only

Princek12:
can you look me in the eye and say money does not seduce a lady?

I can't find your eyes dear, its so dark in here, are you the one with contact lenses, lolz.

Yes & No. It seduces some & it doesn't seduce some. What if the guy spending the money does not attract you sexually or his sight repulses you, the babe would never give him a stellar performance in bed. A babe has to like a guy, be attracted to him in all aspect to give him the go ahead let alone enjoy herself or please him. Most babes don't collect money from who they really like or their real bf. Maybe maga or philantrophist but that would strictly be on a swindle level or business level or contract or exchange level. I for example can't kiss someone I don't like, I need to feel for the guy first & he must communicate with my romantic side and I am sure there are at least 60% of babes who don't get seduced by money.

tkb417:
errm, is the thread about reactions to attempts at seducing women?

okay. Here it is.  .  . i will assume a man that intends to seduce a woman would/should be in good terms with the lady

or are we talking about open seductions like in a Molue?

answers to these questions might trigger a better approach

for now, ill be fine with my accidental touches

Hiss that wont work. What if you are dealing with a babe that is not ticklish or sensitive or has not been with a guy in years. I think you need a matured, gentle & respectful approach. I won't even relate with you again because it shows street discredibility, won't want to hang around such a man who uses gangsta approach. It even better to offer to massage her hands, feet or neck for a stressful day out, get romantic oil and set the light for the mood.  Naija men, when wld u learn that fast lane ain't a lane.

all4naija:
I don't seduce women! But, to seduce a woman is the easiest thing to do. Just show them money and tell them lies!

How does money seduce a lady? What if she takes it & doesn't give you anything in return. Money is used by weak men with no confidence, bad presentation, low libido & lack intelligent discourse. But real men know the A B C 1 2 3 D R M to getting a lady weak to her knees. Sometimes its just about being a gentleman with a little bit of the wild side. Its not so hard, why waste money

tkb417:
touch her bosoms

pretend it was not intentional ; if it works, i 'forge' ahead in my quest to get her 'laid'

or why should i be seducing her?

Does any babe fall for that crap? Please shield your face becos u might get a slap. Very disorganized move. So you touch a babe's bosom by mistake and she what, grabs your crotch intentionally and gets you laid? So abnormal, hope you don't get crabs.

You are touching her bosom for slipt seconds, how does that transmit to her hormones so fast & gets her excited by dt simple stunt, was she is inbred? I mean u can't hold on to her bossom for long & call it a mistake. I don't know if it can be qualified as a reflex action as the touching might not be noticed at all

I don't get it! Is that the response u get from kids

Nayah:
lool Cuddlemii you seem to be an experimented woman! 
By the way good morning 

Lol, no I am not. I only create the atmosphere for peeps like the tv series, dollhouse. Its all fantasy and not real. Good morning to u too.

1) The best seduction is to keep her wondering. Give her space, don't call or hover around the lady, she is going to get curious & think u r in demand.

2) Make her jealous, ladies like to be the best so destroy her psyche & give her competition

3) Let her miss you sometimes. Call today, don't call for a week then call again. Observe the change. If before she usually picks on time but she delayed it before picking ( she is trying to show you she didnt miss u for a week or she hasn't fallen). If she usually delays before picking but she picks on time, then she is a straight forward babe who doesnt care if u noticed she missed u or not. There is always a sigh of relief when the babe picks the delayed/long awaited call, her heart would beat fast, listen closely)

4)  Women like drama so give them that. Let her set the pace then u follow, the problem with guys is dt they r too forward sometimes, some ladies like to be on d driver seat. U might just want to do movies, meanwhile she wants to kiss u in a garden. Look, Listen, learn- women like it when u can quote them or make reference to what they said, they would be like "so you were listening, you heard me that day ,that means you have my interest at heart".

5) Never comment on a girls look too soon, never, you don't want the ego thingy, do you? It prolongs the process because she must have been getting dt compliment in the past so it would bore her. She would be uncomfortable because you are not commenting her looks & might check the mirror all the time to be sure she is alright. Once she ask questions like, "please hope my hair is not flying", "is this dress Ok,didnt know what would be appropriate for this outing", "you didn't even comments on my hair, don't you like it". The you know you are ahead of the game and doing things right.

6) Be romantic & spontaneous. Don't ask questions like can I kiss you, hiss. If the moment is right, just do it then stop when she into it & call it a day, u don't just jump into bed with anyone. She gets confused & thinks of u but some bad babes might call u impotent as they are already in cloud 8 but few appreciate it if u carry over the main course then they give you more than what you bargained for. Suspense is better than rushing, so as to get it right

I hope I helped, seduce your lady today & have a blissful emotional, physical, intimate time.

Please let silverstroke come to me for a dose. Stretch forth those arms, if they won't comment on your thread at least let me cuddle the burden back

Ijogz K:
What package can my wife be possibly expect from Sexkillz, And she's even calling him sweet ,

Sexkillz is the true player O. Whisking almost all the girls away. I need him back too so anything to get cocoa away, I am game.

I am not into properties cos I am not into real estate but I observe how guys stare at babes.

Time has advanced that a guy would do it without being so obvious. He doesnt need to move an inch to UnCloth you with his eyes or guage you, its very easy for eagle eyes. Some guys would tell the girl much later the color of undies she was wearing on that day, some men are just smart arse so they never give themselves away. The ones that make noise while checking you out are lousy & not sexy ( But someone u r acquainted with like your friend or whatever can esclamate). Some guys give some eye language like squinting, winking or raising their eye brows, lick their lips to make it pink by force, bite their lower lips, twist their mouth to th side, stretch their shoulders so you see they are capable, ewww

@Crown prince, first of all hope its no contagious over the internet because I cherish my life, lols

To the topic at hand, this is not even an issue. What kind of relationship were you both running that would warrant such careless mistakes on ur parts. Its not funny to joke around with ailments with no cure. It means you both had intercourse without condoms and you never bothered to be responsible by doing regular check-ups for any ish. If both of you knew your status out of frequent check-ups then there would be no issue of distrust or accusing fingers. I hate needles but value life a lot so I want to know Im negative even if I am not sexually active, its just an health thing you have to cultivate for long life. Health is wealth you know.

But your babe is not composed, to flare up is one thing but to do it on the road and embarras you makes her look like a tout. You seem like a very cool headed guy to even be so bothered to take her for another check up and even ask for advice on here, other guys would have left. No man wants a nagging babe who lacks public etiquette. I suggest you warn her to desist from such degrading attributes or else you would be forced to take a walk. Put her on probation abeg, her likes would pour hot water on you when she discovers she has added a pound of weight, she would say its your spe-rm that caused it. Her IQ seems on the average, every babe knows the meaning of Candidiasis ( also known as toilet diseases or yeast infection in Nigeria, a simple Canestine ointment & insertion capsules would have made her new again so whats the big deal). HIV is a far cry from what she was diagnosed with so why did she act like that. Well I wont want to dwell too much on your future wife but please put her in order, we don't want her scolding you because her kid burnt his finger with hot tea that she served and you were in your office when it happened. You get my drift?

I have never seen such a thing in my life sha, which person go dey play with HIV, sure she is not possessed to have acted like that. Na wa oh, hmmm.

@pendo, op & slimyem,

Please don't spoil this romantic post with food, lets focus on the message as its touchy & emotional

I will share the message cos I love it

@op

Oh, I didn"t get the topic at first. I thought you meant, what would you do if you found your gf on a dating site .i.e. you just saw her lost looking for a guy & u decided thats the lady u were going to spend your life with. Do ladies go to dating sites in this day and age, the gf is raz considering all d scammers, fraudsters et all, why didnt you introduce her to Nland romance sec instead, we have more clean, sophisticated, intelligent, opinated guys/girls depending if she swings both ways. Better peeps here! 100% warranty.

denzel2009:
coogar wants you.

duh it was already written as d first post, let them do the rest. You have to come again

slimyem:
, and here comes the nairalaind matchmaker,

welcome nairaland dreamer

My eyes definately don't lie

My heart tells me facts

My brain only confirms the signal

My lips are irrelevant on here

But my fingers can create a lovely match



Its not a soccer match

Its something divine, unpredicted, not pre-planned

But God obviously knew before time

I am just a messenger of love

My part is to bring two distinguished people together



Opus_deii & Coogar, lets meet here for a chat

Something tells me both of you are too shy

prove me wrong, get to know eachother

It may take weeks, months or years

Nairaland is still waxing strong & can accomodate a distinguish match made from heaven


This is just an introduction, its formal when Opus dearie & Coogar berrie appears in my panel of love.

Its concluded when you set the pace & take it to the very end. Best of luck

jerseyboy:
i predict sex boom on nl. enjoy

Sir, not everyone is shallow minded. Some have integrity & maturity. I can't believe you are taking it so serious. Even if they decide too for the right reason & with maturity, its entirely their business as I want to believe they are adults.

Flashaldrin:
Signing in,
I hope registration is free.
Temporary thru wiv my xams so, hi

Hey bestie. Saw ur message on fickle's thread but I couldn't quote you as several pages had passed by. Give me ur email, I will add you up myself. I ve been crazy busy jare but I have been arnd. How was ur exams, hope u aced them, its only good news we ought to be hearing here O. Take care dearie.

My name:      Cuddlemii

Statistics:      Multiple Personalities

Who I eyed: Nairaland Baby love

Because:       That guy practically brought me to the romance section though he doesn't comment on here but he got me writing poetry, I didnt even know I could do that. I was once a love Deejay/disk jockey, romanctic babe, insane being here at that time because I was held spell bound by him.  He is my friend, brother, confidant, He prays a lot & has been a good mentor.

A little recap:

U flirt, I flirt
We both know Flirt
I humor, U front
I know your pride, But I sting
You know I'm lively, U get curious
Then I get serious, U wanna know more
I'm case, U r chase

You play, I play
You are Benjamin Burton, I'm Shakira
I conflict, U restrict
U come hurting, I keep watching

U like me, I like U
We both know whats up
U front, I front
U smart, Im smart
U say its a game but u cant be this interested
I say its a game but I'm here writing about it

My guccimann, gonna call u baby love, not like puppy love but I will give u groupie hugs / Love LOve Loveee is lovely to me Kiss. Love is good / He loves me, He loves me not. Kai Im full oh. Nland got me humming to slow jamz.o la la la o o  o o yeah o yeah sweet something.

I hear the guitar string in my head, I'm making a tone right now. I got it all in 1 package. When winter comes, my home is numb cos my heart is far with you. Love u in the morning, Love u in the evening. DAy dream in the afternoon. Come, Let me show you what I want from you. I am so blown. People think Im crazy. They don't know I love you.

Rap
Yo u got me smitten baby
I wanna write u a lullaby
Ill sing you melody
I will keep u up all night
U ain't got worry about notin
I will give sugar somtin
U gonna call hotin

Go cuddles, its your bday!! Babes u r so whipped

Roses are red. The sky is blue

Living without you

Is like the sky without the blue

If I was to make one wish

I will be by you with a rose all day

You are the epitome of love

If loving you was wrong then I would never be right

Lye awake, know I'm near and even if you sleep, I will always be there when you wake

I am still tripped with this scene in the movie twilight. I rewinded this part for a week. That kissing scene is a method of all methods. Its even a vampire that did it so well. Their chemistry was too intense for a movie, it left me hynotized. Op, u should try that sometime

Ranoscky:
^^ How I wish I was that guy on your profile.

Well its not hard find a white lady, lay down & let her cuddle you up or you cuddle her up. Remember that position is not for weaklings, you might want to work out a little. Hope I helped?

Marriage Marriage Marriage.

I will use myself as an example, when I was a kid, I told myself I wld marry at 21 but when my friend's father threw my friend & her brothers to the street, took over their moms properties, cars etc. I changed my mind because my friend was one of the creamest babes in my secondary school at that time but there she was suffering in a face me I face you with barely food to eat because her father threw them out. When I finished Uni, she was just getting into one. In her own words, she wouldnt marry till she has her money.

I told myself I will get married at 22 but saw my uncle acting like a maid while his wife was keeping men all over the place so am I like hell no.

Recently, a married man walked to his wife's church (my church) to complain that he is no longer interested in marrying his wife that it was another church member that saw his name & phone number in the newspaper & called him but I think cos of tribe & all, the church member transfered his contacts to his recent wife who called him instead that she is interested in marrying him. He said the first day they met, he asked for food but she said the food is herself so they Were Intimate. They got married, she brought in a female help for her biz. The hubby started toasting the maid, gave her bruises because she refused to have canal knowledge with him. He told the maid he is attracted to her infront of his wife. Can you imagine that this agbaya man told our pastor that his wife knows that anytime he sees ladies he pours Fluid so she was trying to tempt him with his weakness. To cut the long story short after embarrasing the lady in church, the pastor agreed that they should seperate because mehn that man is mentally not alright to say all the jargons he said. The wife is the head of ushers, all those committed church member, I am sure everyone would be like so she sef sabi do. If you see this man (chei), on their wedding day everyone knew it was desperation that forced the lady to marry him. People kept mistaking her brother for the groom. Anyways he is leaving her, she is very lean now & ashamed. The man was even saying that can they still be Being Intimate pending when the seperation is final. My pastor & everyone was disgusted. My pastor forgot righteousness at that time because the story was stinking, he just agreed to the seperation.

I summarized the story but seriously, its better to either marry people abroad because of the orientation & leniency they have or marry a foreigner for peace sake. Its not worth it. Aside from that episode, I can go on and on but I believe we all understand the point I am driving. Everyone married to foreigners that I know live in peace, look younger than their age, they are happy. I am not saying marrying a naija based is not good but please shine your eyes.

I think marriage is both over-rated & under-rated. Its over-rated because society just wants you married, they don't care what you are going to go through in the marriage or if you got into it for the right reasons or not as long as you have that status. Its under-rated because the society do not teach people to respect the institution called, marriage & they don't give the options that rather than taking out the frustration of forced marriage on your spouse, you can remain single. The traditions & cultures of this institution called marriage is just too much. Let 2 adults who are friends, who gives themselves peace & happiness sort themselves out even if they have piercings or tatoos or whatever. I think Perfection or trying to please the society is a major factor or reason for the African bias of marriage.

Race, tribe, LDR, Be Intimate after 10 months etc don't matter, just be happy and at peace. But foreigners or exposed Naijas who have an orientation of the western culture are far more better in marriage because the system tames the anger etc, moulds them to think rationally, independently, operate with transparency( Not 100% but at least better than deception), time management with consistency (the 4:00 of a foreigner is their 4:00) & less frustrated as they live in a system that works (a country with a system that functions well).

@op

U got me doing the creep walk and harlem shake. I will soon do the moon walker & break dance, just hold tight. I will be back to comment. peace, lolz

OMG I have switched tempo to butterfly, flexing, twist, O yeah, its the booty shake time, O O O O. Now its the running man, Mc hammer time to cool u off. There u go!