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sauer:
still really creepy!

Dude r u stalking me? Whats the creepy all about?

toba:
l knew it cos my instinct has never failed me. u be one kain person o. l asked  plenty times if u understood yoruba but u lied to me that u dont speak yoruba at all. thats y i detest u. u were  my first favourite on nl but when u werent straight forward l  began to fight u cos i used to like u b4 b4 but not anymore. smdh at u. u berra beg me now and go and sin no more

But I write Yoruba on here very well now so what are you talking about Although I am speak it fluently more than I write it.

Idowuogbo:
^^^ na me o
Ayam ID aka idowuogbo alias Ogbosky d Badosky

u need my bulletin

Who no know u, no know book. Sis, abeg caretaker for am oh, please he is my fragile egg. When he misbehaves don't scold him, send him to the elder, we know what to do.

Awon agba so pe ile oko dabi ile eko. Ti o ba jade la ti ile rere, ninu ile oko la ma ri asa ati gbo gbo eko nna. Lo re, so re, wa de no pelu ayo.

U r good to go. idi ma pe le yin O.

toba:
rieving Quote, will think about it.
but im in love with ld already. l love her so much

who is that again?

toba:
trieving Quote,  u are very correct. thats my weak point. but na mouth l get oooo. l get shakara i no get finishing. why do u think a 26 years old man like me remains single and virgin?

sexkillz fit teach u how to be a player. Follow his lead

REALITY101:
LOOL Mind you, Toba is a virgin

Wow, can I pop the cheerios

toba:
trieving Quote,  very thoughtful of u, but i dont know if u saw my recent post on how a 20 year student in her final year messed up with me. most of this under grad are inexperienced

Babe! no dey here so her orientation go different plus you would visit New york fashion week for free. From there u fit jump to Naomi Campbell & have a baby with Cindy Crawford. Wise up man, life is too short!!!!

REALITY101:
Fickle in-case u need someone to smush u, Toba my friend is available

U want fickles roaming the street naked. Toba is worse than her hubby. Toba has impeccable taste for women. Her hubby just likes one babe which she would soon get rid of. Toba has a city for babes, I lived there once cos I was friend with some of the wives.

toba:
this girl called BABE na correct babe. lf not that im about to marry, na u i for marry sef u too much

Na she go pay u pass. Always marry babes younger than you. By the time wey she go finish school, you go done go far. Leave Iyas for omoge. Omoge sabi take care of man wella.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=786371.msg9401433#msg9401433 date=1319377571]You ladies are making my little head swell.

Cuddle, I dey o. I dey. Living life. [/quote]Ok good. How is Oam4j? hope u are the atm

employer2:
Hello freind

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hahahahaha that was a good one!

Nothing person no go see on Nairaland. Which e-book go off shoot bobee?? I even thought you were about to advertize a product. Babes call you & you use their bosom for rich women with slippers bo-obs.

Beware of Okotoko (ritualist alert)

Godking74:
@sexkill, you r really a mature guy,it seems you r married or had degree on women n r/ship.

No not yet married. But behind every successful man, there is a me. Thanks for the compliment. We take it in good stride.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787454.msg9401354#msg9401354 date=1319376577]LOL. You're a trip. Which kind twin sister are you sef? You never ask after me. Reply on the link below abeg. This topic is too beautiful to be derailed. 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-786371.224.html [/quote]Sorry O. I have been very busy. How are you? So you are in medical school, that is very impressive.

pendo89:
She's doing a better job than some paid models guess cz of her frame and so much for fun.
lovely.

Ok. I like the way you encourage the entrepreneurs on here. Remember you asked me to be a writer too. Why are you offline again

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=787454.msg9401300#msg9401300 date=1319375941]Yes, like seriously.

I didn't say any list fam, but it's all good.

@Topic: Yes, I concur. Your boyfriend is not your HAY TEH HEM MANchine.  
[/quote]Blazing88, back tracks people's post before reading so please bear with her. Don't kill a lady's shine. She is a model just like you only more taller so I get why you both agree to compete

pendo89:
^ no I think the minute they took a look at your profile.
Do you do modelling part time? cz know u r into medicine stuff. you look very pretty and slim.
slim rocks.

Not in all cases, she just carried hers so well. Its about taking charge of that body & potraying it well. Don't get to cocky sister

Beync:
better said, bring your proposal

Nice one!

Shoaboy:
Advise,if find urself your  in hand of a married ,clothin u ,feedin u but nt given u moni so u won't be usin dat 2 feed grls outside and she demand 4 romatism alway evryday ,what wil u do?

Boy, go to school, children are leaders of tomorow.

omega25red:
you are hearing the wrong thing. when a person say you are not caring, they are not talking about your wallet. they are talking about your attitude and behavior as in she says im not feeling well and you respond with ok so?

The not knowing how to treat a lady could mean you are not gentle with her maybe you are too aggressive and you get mad at everything and insult her.

anyway i might be wrong but talk to her and find out what she wants you to do because we here on NL dont know her

Thank you bros, for that significant sermon I am hearing on a Sunday. From now on, I will patronize your blood tonic, mr omega. God bless you for that refreshing talk.

@op

Whats your budget like so I can work around those figures for you. Whats also your preference & configuration needs?

Connoisseur:
This was even after my service year.

What?

Eh ya, U moist be a baybee. my cutey cutey cutey, see your chubby cheeks, muah muah.

Love letter, I got that last when I was 9 years old/Primary 6. I read it with a lattern in my late grandma's kitchen & called the guy a slacker (that was the word back in the early 90s for homeboys who could not toast babe). You just had urs after service? Damn when did u discover the female gender then?

Ok I will avoid a thread like this or else I kill Orinkinla once and for all. That guy & lefulefu are destined to spoil market for ladies. Once they finally succeed in doing that, I am stucked with picking 1 of them 4 keeps as they wld have successfully brainwashed other men that ladies have relations with them basically for money.

@op, I moving in to ur house this weekend as u have spoilt market for me & we do court wedding next week Thursday.

[quote author=~duchess~ link=topic=784061.msg9387688#msg9387688 date=1319189011]Can you give us a little more details of the kind of lady you friend will like? *^{assuming its not you*}[/quote]Smh!

Ranoscky:
Cry nomore, for your sins have been forgiven.

thank u

M M M:
^^^can we nyash 2nite

sure, you want to know why? Even after approximately 52325458522322 Nils you have gotten here, you still want to yansh. So maybe one yes would make u stop asking. So yes M M M you can.