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Roland17:
Cuddle! Cuddlllee!! Cuddllllleeeeee!!!!!!!! how many times i call u?

I answered since na. U just dey enjoy. u no na me expose u to romance on here. U were clueless & a JJC. U must come pay subscription O. scash nko? u suppose teleport her to those parts.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=789952.msg9423956#msg9423956 date=1319647596]how the heck can a normal human been date a chick that has aborted?  Never ever! [/quote]Then change your username. That long dangling shyte is what is pumping unwanted sp-erm into these ladies. You men should learn to zip it up or use gloves so as to save ladies the stigmatization. Live responsibly, even a popping a pill into her would save a lot. Tk her to a family planning doc let them stuck a ring into her.

hahahaha u r wondering wetin be your own wey i dey give u lecture. u r the central server for all manhoods. please send datas to the rest.

@ op

I don't even care about all these. I just love sincerity a lot. If I was to pick between

A) A man who tells me he was once a cultist in school, he was a bad boy & decided to live a good life.

B) A guy who keeps reminding me of how good he is and how he has never done anything wrong in his life.

C) A Christian fanatic who is very decent, never cheated, very loyal & caring but has a lot of rules & regulations which are so strict and unrealistic.

I will pick A. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. I don't really like perfect people, they tend to hide stuffs & when they hit you, you would wish you had married a gigolo instead.

No babe would/has/will ever tell anyone they had an abortion. Ordinary orals, babes would be claiming they have never done it let alone abortion. So I like to be you gf's friend. Tell her I am a fan of hers & I respect her transparency which most ladies lack.

Just take her for all the necessary test to ensure her womb is intact and her eggs are healthy. Since you both are church goers then all sins are passed away.

Just comfort her & continue the way things were. I am glad you don't want to loose her, I will hold on to that kind too. At least u would know why u r with.

Now for the law makers here, I didn't say abortion is right so you don't start making an issue over it. I am only particular about her honesty which I admire & respect.  

I don't like the part that it was her ex's friend though, check with her that her intimate life is stable. Mehn she loves u to tell u her ex's friend pumped the baby into her, where dis girl dey stay abeg.

bobbyray:
hahahahaha, see as the line they goo

So u see it too. I am watching from afar and I must say I am impressed. It sure would end well whether on nairaland or sesame street as far as it is a fulfilled ever after

lefulefu:
u know say na u i get eye on and by the way slimyem dey jealous because i no get her time.the application for second wife still dey open so hurry at it while u can.my ukranian kele no mind if i get second wife.she go be first wife and u go be second wife and we go all live happily ever after

u wan kill the poor woman. u no say i get wahala. just find gf by the side. u dnt need a second wife. u go dey wash pants be that, how does it feel?

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toba:
190

cool man. u get mouth

Don't use certain emoticons for men

slimyem:
carried over aggression??
Never come acrosss these doofuses at all.they are just trouble makers.naughty you is enjoying all of this innit?

Enjoy ke, lae lae. You also gave it to them back now so no humilation. U know u got a sharp tongue babes. When did you upload the pix?

lefulefu:
haba cuddle mai mai but the OP say im get girlfriend and wen i browse thru my micheal west dictionary i see say a heterosexual na a bobo wey like to chop punny and as the OP say im get gf i am assuming he must be eating punny .Anyway cuddle mai mai word wey i dey hear from street be say sexkillz na also man-lover so if u wan apply to be my second wife feel free to do so

Na me u wan put for corner. What were u expecting from me? Yes Sexkillz is ga-y? No he is not so you would me ask how I know? No dey use wayo sense with me, I too sabi pass all dt kind thing. Instead make u focus on babe, na her hubby u dey find, dem never kill u before abi? second wife ke, who be first?

toba:
this thread needs cleansing or locked outrightly. Brb

You know why there is carried over aggression becos you never let it end. Where are you going now? Let human beings express themselves, let them get things off their chest & move on. It would repeat itself again if you keep cutting adults short. U sha!

^^na by force to open mouth? which sense u don make now. Do u know what the meaning of heterosexual. Did the Op tell you that he is one. Just say u need my attention, seek and u shall find!

lefu swag?

. Abeg make I no vomit the food wey I just chop. Ive never come accross such descriptive essays in my life. Jesus is lord!!!!

igbogolo:
on the bolded:

quite on the contrary, there are THOUSANDS of closeted men who can even exhibit the same response of the person that was touched in the butt in your narrative. you would be surprised how many men will come out in the afternoon to swear of their hatred for ga.y people only to secretly want same at night.

I have learnt never to take people at face value especially when sexuality is concerned.

Really? Thanx for the vital info.

So this is afternoon, what form of sexuality are you into? lolz

I miss everything about my mom.

I miss my yuppy, no non nonsense mom, I miss her hair, her eyes & her dance steps. My mom was practically my best friend though I didnt tell her everything but only when I am in a mess that I can't get myself off. My mom is always there for me no matter what. I wonder why she never had white hair because of my stress but she was always my mom first before anything.

I thank God she stopped flogged me because my mom is so fit that she can lift anyone and run to you if you are trying to avoid the whip. After she beats me, she would come to me feeling guilty and says she has broken an egg then she would pet me.

I am even hungry now, I miss her cooking. I miss her jokes and stories which I am always compelled to listen to because I am the selfish one, I like to do the talking & she listens wholeheartedly. I miss covering her up when she falls asleep & she forgets to protect herself from cold. I miss her humanitarian heart which we fight over sometimes but she is just too kind. I miss how we used to sneak out of church the service that still on at 4pm since 8am, she would stand up first then I will follow with her bag & bible. I miss seeing movies with my mom, we go from Naija movies to foreign ones & she would interprete, translate & summarize a movie we are watching together & I try to make her happy so I have to listen. I miss her prayers & fasting for my sake. I miss her struggle & hustle to give me the best. I miss her talking about me to her friends, colleagues & family.

I miss her teachings on how to be a strong lady & independent. Those teachings I live for. I never appreciated her much because I saw her everyday but in this wicked world its good to know you have one person you can trust, lean on & draw wisdom from. So I don't say it much but I miss my mom & I love her so much, she is my everything. (I am all teary, May God look after her for me)

Lolz memories, remembering my cousins

1) Mortal Kombat
2) Super Mario- Ibi lo ma ku si, owo le ko ma le jade. Lolz I like the soundtracks.
3) Basket ball
4) Street Fighter
5) I tried my hands on soccer but couldn't manipulate it well or maybe simply because I am not a soccer fan.

@op

Yes I can, learn from Obama baby!

If you ain't good enough, if you ain't backing it up well, if he is not giving you love, if he is not thrusting right, if both of you are not friends, happy & living in peace then you leave him/her period, no need to wait for the ex to come along.

But if both of you are an item of blessing, leave him/her anywhere thats where trust & reality comes in. Why would your babe/bobo get intimate with his/her ex when you left them there, its a sign of disrespect, I am sure there are 1001 people outside that they can cheat with that you won't have to know them or find out.

@kpolli

Hi five, u sure know whats up anytime, anyday.

@op

Let me laugh small. You are not speaking like a man that loves women. The day one of my male colleague jokingly touch another male colleague's butt when we were out on an errand, the toucher received the embarrasment of his life and in my mind, I was impressed. Do you know how majority of naija men despise gayish stuffs? I know of Naija men that can kill a ga-y if sighted. Here you are claiming that one job pays well blah blah blah blah.

Fu-ck the job! What can make someone undergo the torture of having his ar/se punctured by an old man? Even if you would be paid millions, it doesn't make sense. Its very possible you are hom-osexual hence you have a girlfriend & you are attracted to your oga as well. Its even absurd for a ga-y guy to go after a straight guy, they usually know themselves. Its possible you have been wearing figure hugging clothes to work, you shoot your buttocks out when you walk and position you hand like a female model or you led him on.

Well if you are straight, then have a dialogue with your boss that you are not interested in his proposal and you promise to keep everything confidential like it never happened. If he threatens you, you tell him your fiance's dad is a judge and you would use everything God made you with or made available to you to fight him. Don't blow the issue out of proportion, if he is a family man, he would take a chill pill.

But realistically, the story has Kay leg, no ga-y boss would send an email to toast his male employee when he knows its against the ethics of a company. People are not dumb, why would you leave traces of discriminating materials or evidence like that. You don't sound convinving enough, its possible you are trying to get out of the ga-y relationship with your boss. Something just doesn't sound right but I will work with you on this, you need to fight it, don't involve your chick to it because ladies aggrevate issues, she might approach your boss or start acting up. Just be a man first.

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=789044.msg9413243#msg9413243 date=1319529480]ndiseme ke ufanado a tang [/quote] ku bo ro eyen. nse n te edi ata topic edi nem de. afo ma ma marital affairs abi, nsi da fi di mi?

I think this is mostly attributed to being Hot. When a lady has been single for a long time & her hormones can't stand the neglect, she needs the next available fix. Some ladies would start by tricking the boy with chocolate or pretend to be taking them Biology & maths. From there, they ask the boy to go and pick the charger of their phone near the bed. They go in and take advantage of the poor boy.

Thats why most single babes cry out loud most times, neighbours would think they are unhappy for remaining single that is why they are lamenting but they don't know they are happy to finally have a kid ride them. Some its as if they are pounding pepper with a morta. The bed would be making so much noise and neighbours would say stuffs like "eh ya, this lady can cook sha, always pounding one ingredient or the other and men would not marry home makers like her, its sex freaks they would be carrying".

Some area aunty, like purchasing all those 13 in 1 DVDs so that they can use it to entice their neighbour's sons to Be Intimate with them all in the disguise of "mummy I want to collect a movie from Area aunty, I will be home later". Some women wait at the gate of their estate which is a 30 mins walk to their house just in anticipation of their candyboys who will give them pleasure. Kongy ain't good at all, may we all never fall victim & we that are virgin may we stay like that.


Y'all know these above points were just jokes right, not related to the topic, sorry!

fecofrance:
Marriage existence just isn't as beautiful attractive and attractive as expected.You long
when passion still ruled and simple act of enjoy was a key player inside your everyday life.
You might think about a marital affair, but for whatever reason, you are hesitant to enter
into a partnership that can end with the dissolution of,
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@op

Do you think you are in Francophone country? Please you are not communicating. The lingua franca here is anglaise!

I hear stories everyday about the disadvantages of female friends. That their loyalty level is zero & they are backstabbers or betrayers. I am not perfect as I must have hurt a friend or 2 (basically gossip) but destroying a relationship is sheer wickedness.

Everytime I hear it from guys, girls, men & women in nairaland and outside of nairaland that a girlfriend of theirs had snatched their man before or contributed to the downfall of their relationship or constantly criticized their relationship habits. So is it true that ladies are usually terrible friends that destroy relationships or its not in all cases. Are women envious, malicious & spiteful in nature. Has any female friend screwed anyone over, please share your experience.

Should we be weary & wary of them as they are frenemies.

Connoisseur:
To each his own.

By love letters, i dont mean the good ol' 'dittomatic of love' of yester years you recieved when you were 4. Its just the same things you recieved in an sms, this time on paper.

Awwww did that hit you. Sorry baybee. I was being expressive. Where is Yinkalink? How is she?

Roland17:
^^^this one wen u call me three times ooo, i hope i am safe, there is nothing wrong with the Bronx, its fun too cos there are wonderful people there too, i have no reservations.

Don't make me wish u were here ooo

Am still waiting oooo

Eh ya, don't make me cry

waiting for what

Dyt:
dats nt me in d pix ooooo

Its you jor, red red red

Yield:
aww, thanks. Great to see you too.   --Grabs her wallet back-- 
How's the 403? . And how're you adjusting to your new environment? Congrats, btw. Very happy for you.

Thanx jare. I am coping. We should hook via ym so we can talk freely. Since u knew about my environment then if you look closely at my first threads on here, then you would able to add me up or just use my ID on here. Take care.

Idowuogbo:
^sho gbadun sha  

Is dat why we are here , coment jo

i will not send the email in regards to denzel again o  

I don't want his email O. Ejo O!!!. I just want to know the handle if its someone I know pretending to be him. A ko ba adaba olorun maja ri.

Yield:
Heyy Cuddlemiiiiiiiiii  . *Gives her a massive hug.* You've been looking for me, really?
I'm good. And you? How're you doing?

I am fine and you. Hugs her back & steals her wallet. I am good & its good to see you after a very long time.

Yield:
Hmm.

Hi, I have been looking for you. Where have u been? Hope you are good?

Roland17:
I spend most of my weekends in New York(Manhattan and Brooklyn), it always fun in New York

Roland Roland Roland I like your own style, show them your own toasting is strictly elites & gangstars with money style. Why you no call bronx, lolz

sauer:
No I am not stalking you. I barely know you.

I meant this thread was really, really creepy!

Well this is like the 3rd time you are saying creepy close to my post.

What creepy about this? Its not like she is referring to a ghost or a demon